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Does caitlyn clark have a thing for BP?

gonna say yes.
well-lubricated resort giraffe
  08/15/25
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/9/9c96dda3.jpg
red titillating theatre
  08/15/25
whats your problem bro. you stalk me almost as bad as BP.
well-lubricated resort giraffe
  08/15/25
are you going to ask me more about how I'm on the run from t...
red titillating theatre
  08/15/25
answer the question
well-lubricated resort giraffe
  08/15/25
“I’m a fat ugly kike!” Great poast spac...
Floppy bat-shit-crazy address
  08/15/25
are you tight w Buttcheeks?
well-lubricated resort giraffe
  08/15/25
Who?
Floppy bat-shit-crazy address
  08/15/25
jfc after all those times I invited you out to my place on t...
red titillating theatre
  08/15/25
I hate jews
Floppy bat-shit-crazy address
  08/15/25
...
Passionate cuckold
  08/15/25
JFC- that's triggering
gaped trump supporter
  08/15/25
Lmao how did this end up on gamefaqs
adventurous drunken indirect expression
  08/15/25
someone was doing a Five Nights at Freddie's walkthrough
Floppy bat-shit-crazy address
  08/15/25
...
Appetizing self-centered juggernaut
  08/15/25
...
red titillating theatre
  08/15/25
...
amber cruise ship deer antler
  08/16/25
me???
opaque temple turdskin
  08/15/25
the real one does but her body is too feminine for him
Arousing amethyst state
  08/15/25
jesus
opaque temple turdskin
  08/15/25
“Haha BP secretly wants me to eat his poop. I love bei...
Floppy bat-shit-crazy address
  08/15/25
...
arrogant swashbuckling plaza
  08/15/25
Yes. You go thru bursts of bumping dumb threads with my moni...
well-lubricated resort giraffe
  08/15/25
how is it possible for you to be so unbelievably stupid and ...
Appetizing self-centered juggernaut
  08/15/25
he's a kike
Floppy bat-shit-crazy address
  08/15/25
...
amber cruise ship deer antler
  08/16/25
its 180. he goes around making enemies when nobody would oth...
Arousing amethyst state
  08/15/25
it is my belief he is the greatest content creator this shit...
red titillating theatre
  08/15/25
he has a truly rudolphian capacity for being an ape detectiv...
Effete School
  08/15/25
I'm in awe of his skills
red titillating theatre
  08/15/25
bumping this with the disclaimer that i do not have a "...
opaque temple turdskin
  08/15/25
...
red titillating theatre
  08/15/25
flame
Effete School
  08/15/25
yes i once googled a former moniker of mine and i was the ce...
Arousing amethyst state
  08/15/25
...
razzle lavender parlor
  08/15/25
? Touchy today. Who peed in your Cheerios. I can’...
well-lubricated resort giraffe
  08/15/25
I am just agog and gobsmackingly amazed at your colossal she...
well-lubricated resort giraffe
  08/15/25
I do not have "a thing" for BP. I am pretty much n...
opaque temple turdskin
  08/15/25
You're now on a list
flushed stage lettuce
  08/15/25
i always assume that i am already on whatever insane "l...
opaque temple turdskin
  08/15/25
There's a list of people who dismiss the significance of the...
flushed stage lettuce
  08/15/25
...
haunting roommate pozpig
  08/16/25
You are being watched. The clown has a secret system —...
Effete School
  08/15/25
Well it’s weird. I presume you are female. It’...
well-lubricated resort giraffe
  08/15/25
Tell us more about how women by constitution can't be amused...
flushed stage lettuce
  08/15/25
I am female. I have a very masculine sense of humor. ...
opaque temple turdskin
  08/15/25
I mean, do you have a husband? Or a boyfriend, or a girlfri...
well-lubricated resort giraffe
  08/15/25
Yes, I am in a LTR. Yes, I have friends. Not sure what you'r...
opaque temple turdskin
  08/15/25
Okay. I wasn’t asking to be nosey. I was asking becaus...
well-lubricated resort giraffe
  08/15/25
(doobs)
red titillating theatre
  08/15/25
i dont think they are sick fantasies- i think they are just ...
opaque temple turdskin
  08/15/25
You don’t seem well adjusted. You realize posters w...
well-lubricated resort giraffe
  08/15/25
i never claimed to be well-adjusted.
opaque temple turdskin
  08/15/25
Or happy either, apparently. Well, what you are trying to...
well-lubricated resort giraffe
  08/15/25
you're welcome to feel sorry for me. if the stuff poaste...
opaque temple turdskin
  08/15/25
shut the fuck up creep
Arousing amethyst state
  08/15/25
actual lol
opaque temple turdskin
  08/15/25
What did I do?
well-lubricated resort giraffe
  08/15/25
listen freak, i went through a phase where I thought I was ...
Arousing amethyst state
  08/15/25
...
red titillating theatre
  08/15/25
What the hell man? I just asked a question — see above...
well-lubricated resort giraffe
  08/15/25
...
Floppy bat-shit-crazy address
  08/15/25
180
Appetizing self-centered juggernaut
  08/15/25
...
Passionate cuckold
  08/15/25
Holry shit!
Ultramarine soggy library
  08/15/25
...
razzle lavender parlor
  08/15/25
gen z is one big proof for how bullying is a natural compone...
arrogant swashbuckling plaza
  08/15/25
...
Chocolate narrow-minded locus wagecucks
  08/15/25
...
Sooty Nursing Home
  08/16/25
...
haunting roommate pozpig
  08/16/25
180
Appetizing self-centered juggernaut
  08/15/25
bro, you need to accept that this place is a place for ribbi...
arrogant swashbuckling plaza
  08/15/25
Yeah, I'm sure he's going to get it this time 🙄
flushed stage lettuce
  08/15/25
since he doesn't hate me rn i'm hopeful that he'll be more r...
arrogant swashbuckling plaza
  08/15/25
Another possibility is that he'll realize that you're actual...
flushed stage lettuce
  08/15/25
ty burst out laughing at how true this is
red titillating theatre
  08/15/25
...
opaque temple turdskin
  08/15/25
...
Appetizing self-centered juggernaut
  08/15/25
...
arrogant swashbuckling plaza
  08/15/25
...
Appetizing self-centered juggernaut
  08/15/25
*FOUR MONTHS LATER* spaceporn is now literally asserting ...
poasts = satire any assoc 2 ClownAtty = coincidenc
  12/31/25
Ty for bumping this thread, was looking for it the other day...
bjork
  12/31/25
needed to find it to preserve it in case spaceporn actually ...
poasts = satire any assoc 2 ClownAtty = coincidenc
  12/31/25
lmao a year or two ago I tried a handful of times to explain...
red titillating theatre
  08/15/25
He needs xo to acknowledge his (high) status and show him th...
flushed stage lettuce
  08/15/25
for once you poasted something credited and only took two pa...
opaque temple turdskin
  08/15/25
but you have to admit the guaranteed multi-hour sperg-out al...
red titillating theatre
  08/15/25
if spaceporn ever takes these frequently repeated "just...
arrogant swashbuckling plaza
  08/15/25
no no SP is the GOAT he is irreplaceable
red titillating theatre
  08/15/25
I think this whole discussion belongs in another thread. ...
well-lubricated resort giraffe
  08/15/25
i didn't read much of the thread all i saw with that you tho...
arrogant swashbuckling plaza
  08/15/25
Oh I get it. It’s because during the wellness check po...
well-lubricated resort giraffe
  08/15/25
Can the Moderator please close this thread. I remind people...
Ultramarine soggy library
  08/15/25
...
opaque temple turdskin
  08/15/25
...
arrogant swashbuckling plaza
  08/15/25
...
Effete School
  08/15/25
...
haunting roommate pozpig
  08/16/25
I just asked a question and tried to have a conversation wit...
cracking senate
  08/15/25
BP is a hot guy.
duck-like step-uncle's house nibblets
  08/15/25
Many people are saying that caitlin clark tp is an absolute ...
flushed stage lettuce
  08/15/25
I haven't been a slut for hot guys in well over a decade. I'...
opaque temple turdskin
  08/15/25
"Time" is a lie iirc
flushed stage lettuce
  08/15/25
Maybe you should think about your future. You don’t wa...
well-lubricated resort giraffe
  08/15/25
many hot guys are saying they cant get it up for caitlin cl...
Arousing amethyst state
  08/15/25
refrigerator body and horse mane hair :((((
opaque temple turdskin
  08/15/25
i think i called you a garbage can body
Arousing amethyst state
  08/15/25
i mean you certainly don't put food in caitlin clark tp if y...
flushed stage lettuce
  08/15/25
...
opaque temple turdskin
  08/15/25
oh, that's right. my bad garbage can body and horse mane ...
opaque temple turdskin
  08/15/25
im flattered that you appreciate the horse mane hair comment...
Arousing amethyst state
  08/15/25
are you kidding me? your "horse mane hair" comment...
opaque temple turdskin
  08/15/25
Tbf I don't make fun of your face because you can't help it
Arousing amethyst state
  08/15/25
harsh but fair
opaque temple turdskin
  08/15/25
In the 50s, hot guys could get rock hard for fat middle aged...
flushed stage lettuce
  08/15/25
...
opaque temple turdskin
  08/15/25
...
Floppy bat-shit-crazy address
  08/15/25
this thread is absolutely 180
razzle lavender parlor
  08/15/25
...
Appetizing self-centered juggernaut
  08/15/25
...
haunting roommate pozpig
  08/16/25
...
red titillating theatre
  08/16/25
BP = humorless nonce jcm = 2 tonnes of fun SP = tries to h...
cracking senate
  08/15/25
SP here. To be fair here it’s not a good place.
well-lubricated resort giraffe
  08/15/25
...
Effete School
  08/15/25
Impressive thread Definitely in consideration for the top...
underhanded insanely creepy dog poop
  08/15/25
zyn, lex, jag, this thread is prestigious as hell
Sooty Nursing Home
  08/16/25
...
haunting roommate pozpig
  08/16/25
...
Sooty Nursing Home
  08/16/25
...
Appetizing self-centered juggernaut
  08/16/25
...
Sooty Nursing Home
  08/16/25
Big Penis?
thirsty piazza
  08/16/25
...
opaque temple turdskin
  08/16/25
...
Gary Bussy
  12/31/25


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Date: August 15th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: well-lubricated resort giraffe

gonna say yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762737&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49187730)



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Date: August 15th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: red titillating theatre

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/9/9c96dda3.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762737&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49187732)



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Date: August 15th, 2025 1:02 PM
Author: well-lubricated resort giraffe

whats your problem bro. you stalk me almost as bad as BP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762737&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49187735)



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Date: August 15th, 2025 1:03 PM
Author: red titillating theatre

are you going to ask me more about how I'm on the run from the law in Poland?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762737&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49187737)



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Date: August 15th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: well-lubricated resort giraffe

answer the question

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762737&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49187741)



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Date: August 15th, 2025 1:06 PM
Author: Floppy bat-shit-crazy address

“I’m a fat ugly kike!”

Great poast spacepedo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762737&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49187752)



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Date: August 15th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: well-lubricated resort giraffe

are you tight w Buttcheeks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762737&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49187755)



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Date: August 15th, 2025 1:08 PM
Author: Floppy bat-shit-crazy address

Who?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762737&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49187758)



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Date: August 15th, 2025 1:14 PM
Author: red titillating theatre

jfc after all those times I invited you out to my place on the cape you're going to ghost me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762737&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49187777)



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Date: August 15th, 2025 1:15 PM
Author: Floppy bat-shit-crazy address

I hate jews

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762737&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49187785)



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Date: August 15th, 2025 2:32 PM
Author: Passionate cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762737&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49188083)



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Date: August 15th, 2025 1:37 PM
Author: gaped trump supporter

JFC- that's triggering

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762737&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49187837)



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Date: August 15th, 2025 1:45 PM
Author: adventurous drunken indirect expression

Lmao how did this end up on gamefaqs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762737&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49187877)



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Date: August 15th, 2025 1:46 PM
Author: Floppy bat-shit-crazy address

someone was doing a Five Nights at Freddie's walkthrough

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762737&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49187883)



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Date: August 15th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: Appetizing self-centered juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762737&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49187889)



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Date: August 15th, 2025 1:49 PM
Author: red titillating theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762737&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49187896)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: amber cruise ship deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762737&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49190755)



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Date: August 15th, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: opaque temple turdskin

me???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762737&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49187760)



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Date: August 15th, 2025 1:14 PM
Author: Arousing amethyst state

the real one does but her body is too feminine for him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762737&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49187776)



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Date: August 15th, 2025 1:14 PM
Author: opaque temple turdskin

jesus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762737&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49187778)



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Date: August 15th, 2025 1:15 PM
Author: Floppy bat-shit-crazy address

“Haha BP secretly wants me to eat his poop. I love being a jew.”

Amazing poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762737&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49187782)



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Date: August 15th, 2025 2:54 PM
Author: arrogant swashbuckling plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762737&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49188152)



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Date: August 15th, 2025 1:41 PM
Author: well-lubricated resort giraffe

Yes. You go thru bursts of bumping dumb threads with my moniker in the title every time I point out that BP is a huge loser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762737&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49187851)



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Date: August 15th, 2025 1:42 PM
Author: Appetizing self-centered juggernaut

how is it possible for you to be so unbelievably stupid and still remain employed at a law firm in any capacity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762737&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49187858)



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Date: August 15th, 2025 1:42 PM
Author: Floppy bat-shit-crazy address

he's a kike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762737&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49187861)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 6:24 PM
Author: amber cruise ship deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762737&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49190760)



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Date: August 15th, 2025 1:43 PM
Author: Arousing amethyst state

its 180. he goes around making enemies when nobody would otherwise care

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762737&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49187866)



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Date: August 15th, 2025 1:46 PM
Author: red titillating theatre

it is my belief he is the greatest content creator this shitboart has ever known

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762737&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49187880)



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Date: August 15th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: Effete School

he has a truly rudolphian capacity for being an ape detective who is somehow literally always wrong. it's a thing of beauty imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762737&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49187884)



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Date: August 15th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: red titillating theatre

I'm in awe of his skills

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762737&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49187887)



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Date: August 15th, 2025 1:49 PM
Author: opaque temple turdskin

bumping this with the disclaimer that i do not have a "thing" for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762737&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49187891)



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Date: August 15th, 2025 1:49 PM
Author: red titillating theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762737&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49187895)



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Date: August 15th, 2025 1:51 PM
Author: Effete School

flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762737&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49187902)



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Date: August 15th, 2025 1:51 PM
Author: Arousing amethyst state

yes i once googled a former moniker of mine and i was the center of his ape detectory

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762737&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49187904)



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Date: August 15th, 2025 3:20 PM
Author: razzle lavender parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762737&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49188233)



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Date: August 15th, 2025 2:12 PM
Author: well-lubricated resort giraffe

?

Touchy today. Who peed in your Cheerios.

I can’t ask a a question?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762737&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49188008)



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Date: August 15th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: well-lubricated resort giraffe

I am just agog and gobsmackingly amazed at your colossal sheer impenetrable stupidity. It boggles the mind to think that there are people as dumb as you just walking around. It’s truly astounding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762737&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49187932)



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Date: August 15th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: opaque temple turdskin

I do not have "a thing" for BP. I am pretty much neutral towards him and only wish him well.

I bump threads that I find amusing. Any threads mentioning you (I assume this is spaceporn?) that I have bumped I have done so in jest/fun and not with any ulterior motive, to send any secret message, or to stick up for any other poaster. For the record, I also bump threads poking fun at me and at poasters that I am friendly with. Don't overthink this.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762737&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49187886)



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Date: August 15th, 2025 1:53 PM
Author: flushed stage lettuce

You're now on a list

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762737&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49187911)



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Date: August 15th, 2025 1:54 PM
Author: opaque temple turdskin

i always assume that i am already on whatever insane "lists" exist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762737&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49187916)



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Date: August 15th, 2025 1:58 PM
Author: flushed stage lettuce

There's a list of people who dismiss the significance of the lists by putting the word "list" in scare quotes, and yep

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762737&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49187939)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: haunting roommate pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762737&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49189752)



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Date: August 15th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: Effete School

You are being watched. The clown has a secret system — a machine — that spies on you every hour of every day. I know, because I built it. I designed the machine to detect acts of outing, but it sees everything. Poasts involving ordinary memers. Lawyers like you. Off color poasts that Rach considered irrelevant. He wouldn't act, so I decided I would. But I needed a partner, someone with the skills to intervene. Hunted by the shitmods, we work in secret. You will never find us. But, victim or perpetrator, if your diaper's up, we'll find you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762737&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49187924)



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Date: August 15th, 2025 1:54 PM
Author: well-lubricated resort giraffe

Well it’s weird. I presume you are female. It’s weird that a female would be into that sort of thing at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762737&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49187917)



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Date: August 15th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: flushed stage lettuce

Tell us more about how women by constitution can't be amused by ridiculous things

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762737&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49187921)



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Date: August 15th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: opaque temple turdskin

I am female.

I have a very masculine sense of humor.

You are welcome to think whatever you want of me. If you want to think I'm weird, that's fine. If you dislike me, that's fine too.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762737&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49187926)



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Date: August 15th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: well-lubricated resort giraffe

I mean, do you have a husband? Or a boyfriend, or a girlfriend? Any friends? Career?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762737&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49187941)



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Date: August 15th, 2025 2:01 PM
Author: opaque temple turdskin

Yes, I am in a LTR. Yes, I have friends. Not sure what you're asking here. I'm "weird" in my own way but not antisocial/a freak. I'm personable/fairly charismatic irl.

Not going to comment on what I do for work because it's very easily outtable. A few trusted poasters know what it is.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762737&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49187952)



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Date: August 15th, 2025 2:05 PM
Author: well-lubricated resort giraffe

Okay. I wasn’t asking to be nosey. I was asking because I was a little concerned about why a woman would be bumping pedophiles’ sick fantasies. But I’m socially conservative when it comes to the family unit and if youre well adjusted then that’s fine I guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762737&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49187972)



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Date: August 15th, 2025 2:07 PM
Author: red titillating theatre

(doobs)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762737&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49187980)



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Date: August 15th, 2025 2:12 PM
Author: opaque temple turdskin

i dont think they are sick fantasies- i think they are just poasters being mocking because of the way you have misspoken about things/events surrounding your family. at least thats the way i have interpreted them. you've poasted some dumb shit, spaceporn. so i laugh at and bump the threads about it, just like i do whenever ANYONE pokes fun at dumb shit on this board. i laugh at the poasters i like as well. and i laugh at myself when i'm being a dumbass and people make fun of me for it.

i understand that you take it very personally because the joking is about your family. but you need to understand that not everyone that's laughing at those threads hates you or wishes ill on your family. we're just laughing at another ridiculous thing on the board.

again, i encourage you not to overthink it. i realize there are some psychos on the board but i'm not one of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762737&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49188004)



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Date: August 15th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: well-lubricated resort giraffe

You don’t seem well adjusted.

You realize posters who say that crap are really dreadfully unhappy, right? It’s literally a sign that they aren’t happy with their circumstances or themselves.

So I was and am concerned for you being that you are one of the only females in this abusive and misogynistic group.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762737&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49188020)



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Date: August 15th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: opaque temple turdskin

i never claimed to be well-adjusted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762737&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49188023)



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Date: August 15th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: well-lubricated resort giraffe

Or happy either, apparently.

Well, what you are trying to do by bumping sicko posts is to participate in dogpiling on a random victim. If you like that about yourself, or think it’s good for your soul, then I really don’t know what to tell you.

You are an odd duck. I do feel sorry for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762737&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49188059)



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Date: August 15th, 2025 2:28 PM
Author: opaque temple turdskin

you're welcome to feel sorry for me.

if the stuff poasted here bothers you THIS much, you should stop poasting.

i am exiting this conversation now. i wish you and your family the best.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762737&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49188065)



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Date: August 15th, 2025 2:01 PM
Author: Arousing amethyst state

shut the fuck up creep

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762737&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49187953)



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Date: August 15th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: opaque temple turdskin

actual lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762737&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49187957)



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Date: August 15th, 2025 2:06 PM
Author: well-lubricated resort giraffe

What did I do?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762737&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49187974)



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Date: August 15th, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: Arousing amethyst state

listen freak,

i went through a phase where I thought I was too hard on other kids and I thought other kids were too hard on their peers and it was mean and wrong. Now I post here as a grown up and see you and I realize that none of us were wrong. you needed to be bullied a lot more because you needed to become something other than this. So now I wish i had beaten the shit out of those dorks for their own sake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762737&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49187988)



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Date: August 15th, 2025 2:10 PM
Author: red titillating theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762737&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49187992)



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Date: August 15th, 2025 2:10 PM
Author: well-lubricated resort giraffe

What the hell man? I just asked a question — see above thread title — and you come out jumping all over me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762737&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49187994)



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Date: August 15th, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: Floppy bat-shit-crazy address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762737&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49187999)



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Date: August 15th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: Appetizing self-centered juggernaut

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762737&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49188021)



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Date: August 15th, 2025 2:44 PM
Author: Passionate cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762737&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49188115)



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Date: August 15th, 2025 2:52 PM
Author: Ultramarine soggy library

Holry shit!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762737&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49188145)



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Date: August 15th, 2025 3:20 PM
Author: razzle lavender parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762737&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49188235)



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Date: August 15th, 2025 4:24 PM
Author: arrogant swashbuckling plaza

gen z is one big proof for how bullying is a natural component of socialization that serves an important purpose

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762737&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49188422)



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Date: August 15th, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: Chocolate narrow-minded locus wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762737&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49188850)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 10:02 AM
Author: Sooty Nursing Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762737&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49189739)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 10:15 AM
Author: haunting roommate pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762737&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49189765)



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Date: August 15th, 2025 2:07 PM
Author: Appetizing self-centered juggernaut

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762737&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49187981)



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Date: August 15th, 2025 2:57 PM
Author: arrogant swashbuckling plaza

bro, you need to accept that this place is a place for ribbing and joking around. you will always be "mocked." i am frequently mocked and so is jcm. when it's funny i bump threads mocking me and i see jcm do the same. most of the stuff about me that is mocked is completely untrue. that adds to the humor for me, personally.

you need to accept that most people don't care one iota about "you." they care about the internet avatar "spaceporn." you need to stop taking it personally. some of the spaceporn jokes are funny and people are going to bump them. that doesn't mean that they're attacking "you", the human piloting the spaceporn avatar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762737&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49188159)



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Date: August 15th, 2025 2:58 PM
Author: flushed stage lettuce

Yeah, I'm sure he's going to get it this time 🙄

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762737&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49188164)



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Date: August 15th, 2025 3:02 PM
Author: arrogant swashbuckling plaza

since he doesn't hate me rn i'm hopeful that he'll be more receptive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762737&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49188169)



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Date: August 15th, 2025 3:07 PM
Author: flushed stage lettuce

Another possibility is that he'll realize that you're actually some random lawyer he saw on TV and also the architect of his persecution.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762737&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49188189)



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Date: August 15th, 2025 3:07 PM
Author: red titillating theatre

ty burst out laughing at how true this is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762737&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49188197)



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Date: August 15th, 2025 3:08 PM
Author: opaque temple turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762737&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49188199)



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Date: August 15th, 2025 3:19 PM
Author: Appetizing self-centered juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762737&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49188231)



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Date: August 15th, 2025 3:08 PM
Author: arrogant swashbuckling plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762737&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49188198)



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Date: August 15th, 2025 3:19 PM
Author: Appetizing self-centered juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762737&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49188230)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 7:57 AM
Author: poasts = satire any assoc 2 ClownAtty = coincidenc (gunneratttt)

*FOUR MONTHS LATER*

spaceporn is now literally asserting i am the architect of his persecution and threatening lawsuits

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762737&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49551732)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: bjork

Ty for bumping this thread, was looking for it the other day and couldn't find it. Forgot caitlin was misspelled

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762737&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49552042)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 11:35 AM
Author: poasts = satire any assoc 2 ClownAtty = coincidenc (gunneratttt)

needed to find it to preserve it in case spaceporn actually does file the clownsuit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762737&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49552049)



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Date: August 15th, 2025 3:02 PM
Author: red titillating theatre

lmao a year or two ago I tried a handful of times to explain this to him but got called rude names instead lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762737&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49188173)



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Date: August 15th, 2025 3:57 PM
Author: flushed stage lettuce

He needs xo to acknowledge his (high) status and show him the respect he is due. This is not a laughing matter to him. The board's dismissal of the importance of the (false, vile) accusations made against him was a grievous narcissistic injury, and he keeps circling back here to be made whole. I don't see that it's possible, though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762737&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49188350)



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Date: August 15th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: opaque temple turdskin

for once you poasted something credited and only took two paragraphs.

good job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762737&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49188166)



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Date: August 15th, 2025 3:01 PM
Author: red titillating theatre

but you have to admit the guaranteed multi-hour sperg-out always adds to the humor and is a wonderful content creation tool

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762737&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49188168)



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Date: August 15th, 2025 3:03 PM
Author: arrogant swashbuckling plaza

if spaceporn ever takes these frequently repeated "just chill bro it's just the internet" things to heart and stops sperging i will have done the bort a great disservice. luckily we still have nyuug, nsam, consuela... i mean, it would be quicker to name the poasters that *aren't* easily baited into multi-hour sperg-outs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762737&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49188175)



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Date: August 15th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: red titillating theatre

no no SP is the GOAT he is irreplaceable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762737&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49188177)



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Date: August 15th, 2025 3:19 PM
Author: well-lubricated resort giraffe

I think this whole discussion belongs in another thread.

I just asked a question and tried to have a conversation with one of the only females here. I’m not bemoaning my fate or anything. I was literally asking her if she had s thing for BP because she kept bumping dumb threads whenever I was posting about BP.

She denied that and that’s fine. I then did basically a wellness check on her and moved on.

This whole thing was a matter of about 10 posts but seemed to drive the aspies and pedos wild ITT.

Ya’ll are a weird ass bunch. That’s all.

So what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762737&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49188232)



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Date: August 15th, 2025 3:22 PM
Author: arrogant swashbuckling plaza

i didn't read much of the thread all i saw with that you thought jcm was allying with bp because of bumps and i just wanted to remind you that most people just bump shit that's funny and aren't engaging in cliqueish flame wars. so you shouldn't get upset when people bump shit about you that's funny. i intend to keep bumping funny sp stuff and i hope we can remain FRIENDS and you don't think i'm mocking YOU personally.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762737&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49188241)



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Date: August 15th, 2025 3:22 PM
Author: well-lubricated resort giraffe

Oh I get it. It’s because during the wellness check portion of the conversation I said people who do what the sp bump freaks do are unhappy maladjusted people who I pity.

That was what got everyone stirred up. Sorry but I do pity you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762737&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49188242)



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Date: August 15th, 2025 3:46 PM
Author: Ultramarine soggy library

Can the Moderator please close this thread.

I remind people to please read the FAQs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762737&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49188328)



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Date: August 15th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: opaque temple turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762737&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49188334)



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Date: August 15th, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: arrogant swashbuckling plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762737&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49188400)



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Date: August 15th, 2025 6:26 PM
Author: Effete School



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762737&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49188719)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 10:18 AM
Author: haunting roommate pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762737&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49189777)



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Date: August 15th, 2025 6:21 PM
Author: cracking senate

I just asked a question and tried to have a conversation with one of the only females here tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762737&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49188706)



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Date: August 15th, 2025 1:49 PM
Author: duck-like step-uncle's house nibblets

BP is a hot guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762737&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49187893)



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Date: August 15th, 2025 1:54 PM
Author: flushed stage lettuce

Many people are saying that caitlin clark tp is an absolute slut for hot guys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762737&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49187918)



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Date: August 15th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: opaque temple turdskin

I haven't been a slut for hot guys in well over a decade. I'm old and boring.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762737&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49187930)



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Date: August 15th, 2025 2:00 PM
Author: flushed stage lettuce

"Time" is a lie iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762737&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49187950)



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Date: August 15th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: well-lubricated resort giraffe

Maybe you should think about your future. You don’t want to have kids, a family? Just want to twiddle around on here with morons?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762737&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49187960)



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Date: August 15th, 2025 1:58 PM
Author: Arousing amethyst state

many hot guys are saying they cant get it up for caitlin clark tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762737&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49187936)



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Date: August 15th, 2025 2:01 PM
Author: opaque temple turdskin

refrigerator body and horse mane hair :((((



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762737&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49187956)



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Date: August 15th, 2025 2:05 PM
Author: Arousing amethyst state

i think i called you a garbage can body

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762737&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49187971)



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Date: August 15th, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: flushed stage lettuce

i mean you certainly don't put food in caitlin clark tp if you're hoping to get it out later lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762737&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49188000)



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Date: August 15th, 2025 2:12 PM
Author: opaque temple turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762737&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49188006)



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Date: August 15th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: opaque temple turdskin

oh, that's right. my bad

garbage can body and horse mane hair!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762737&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49188009)



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Date: August 15th, 2025 2:24 PM
Author: Arousing amethyst state

im flattered that you appreciate the horse mane hair comment 🤣 so many things i insult people with go undetected

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762737&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49188053)



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Date: August 15th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: opaque temple turdskin

are you kidding me? your "horse mane hair" comment back in idk 06-07 or so was the entire basis for me joking about being a "horse face" for the rest of my poasting career.

(i dont actually have a horse face)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762737&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49188060)



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Date: August 15th, 2025 4:14 PM
Author: Arousing amethyst state

Tbf I don't make fun of your face because you can't help it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762737&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49188396)



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Date: August 15th, 2025 4:16 PM
Author: opaque temple turdskin

harsh but fair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762737&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49188401)



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Date: August 15th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: flushed stage lettuce

In the 50s, hot guys could get rock hard for fat middle aged women no problem but then seed oils, microplastics, birth control and so on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762737&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49187962)



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Date: August 15th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: opaque temple turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762737&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49187964)



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Date: August 15th, 2025 2:05 PM
Author: Floppy bat-shit-crazy address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762737&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49187973)



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Date: August 15th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: razzle lavender parlor

this thread is absolutely 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762737&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49188239)



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Date: August 15th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: Appetizing self-centered juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762737&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49188243)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 10:21 AM
Author: haunting roommate pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762737&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49189783)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 10:21 AM
Author: red titillating theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762737&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49189786)



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Date: August 15th, 2025 6:23 PM
Author: cracking senate

BP = humorless nonce

jcm = 2 tonnes of fun

SP = tries to have conversations with genetic females

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762737&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49188711)



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Date: August 15th, 2025 6:25 PM
Author: well-lubricated resort giraffe

SP here. To be fair here it’s not a good place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762737&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49188715)



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Date: August 15th, 2025 6:27 PM
Author: Effete School



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762737&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49188720)



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Date: August 15th, 2025 7:29 PM
Author: underhanded insanely creepy dog poop

Impressive thread

Definitely in consideration for the top craziest thread of the week (and we've had several from op and gunner)

It's only Friday, folks...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762737&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49188846)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 10:02 AM
Author: Sooty Nursing Home

zyn, lex, jag, this thread is prestigious as hell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762737&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49189740)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 10:21 AM
Author: haunting roommate pozpig



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Date: August 16th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: Sooty Nursing Home



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Date: August 16th, 2025 6:23 PM
Author: Appetizing self-centered juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762737&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49190758)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 6:24 PM
Author: Sooty Nursing Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762737&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49190762)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: thirsty piazza

Big Penis?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762737&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49189794)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 6:44 PM
Author: opaque temple turdskin



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Date: December 31st, 2025 11:39 AM
Author: Gary Bussy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762737&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49552057)