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** MPM 2025 Finals And Seedings Thread **

We have a list of about 120 poasters who were around this ye...
startling business firm
  12/12/25
if I left you off the list, it was almost definitely by mist...
startling business firm
  12/14/25
agreed, richard deserves a spot
sick old irish cottage
  12/14/25
the poasters
startling business firm
  12/12/25
Johnsmeyer wasn’t here, covered in parvo was.
Aromatic geriatric pisswyrm preventive strike
  12/13/25
...
sapphire bawdyhouse
  12/14/25
I'm an absolute faggot loser and should not be in any "...
ungodly striped hyena
  12/16/25
at least 35+ of these are one guy
Provocative walnut selfie generalized bond
  12/12/25
which ones
startling business firm
  12/12/25
...
ivory appetizing goyim
  12/12/25
tp
Massive Bateful Lodge Jewess
  12/12/25
Every sudo on xo is me haven’t you been reading nsam s...
insecure nowag
  12/13/25
it's actually only 8 people with 120 alts
white rambunctious locale
  12/13/25
...
Federal dopamine reading party
  12/14/25
Based on volume, quality, engagement, or madness, I would su...
Cracking mustard rigpig
  12/12/25
MPA, Gunner, RSF, Spaceprawn, Zurich & NSAM have been go...
charismatic piazza
  12/15/25
What about that weird fucking dog guy? Consider him. Somethi...
Olive Up-to-no-good Theatre
  12/12/25
...
Maroon mildly autistic market
  12/13/25
...
Aromatic geriatric pisswyrm preventive strike
  12/13/25
...
startling business firm
  12/13/25
high seeding for boom please, he was megaposting all the tim...
Razzmatazz location circlehead
  12/13/25
fuck that BALD OLD MAN
bright property
  12/13/25
?
Brass ticket booth philosopher-king
  12/13/25
https://imgur.com/a/N3h8bht
Brass ticket booth philosopher-king
  12/13/25
Spaceporn TT Buttcheeks Zurich EPAH Paralegal Mohamed ...
trip international law enforcement agency
  12/13/25
Fucking Fuckface added too
startling business firm
  12/13/25
thank you for including all of my alts, thank
boyish opaque kitty base
  12/13/25
our long bort nightmare of acknowledging karlstack is finall...
bright property
  12/13/25
...
Thriller useless goal in life
  12/13/25
...
Puce Marvelous Principal's Office Quadroon
  12/13/25
...
Bespoke Abode
  12/13/25
...
sick old irish cottage
  12/14/25
...
Wonderful sinister water buffalo
  12/14/25
Like Karlstack, only two years too late
charismatic piazza
  12/18/25
how is nsam not on the list
at-the-ready national coldplay fan
  12/13/25
on the list, near the top
startling business firm
  12/13/25
ty
at-the-ready national coldplay fan
  12/14/25
...
startling business firm
  12/14/25
What is this, a list of faggots?
obsidian arousing haunted graveyard sweet tailpipe
  12/14/25
He said seedings, not seethings
Wonderful sinister water buffalo
  12/16/25
“scholarship + alts” lmfao
Federal dopamine reading party
  12/14/25
if I left you off the list, it was almost definitely by mist...
startling business firm
  12/14/25
poerkan
sapphire bawdyhouse
  12/14/25
...
at-the-ready national coldplay fan
  12/14/25
will post a draft final 64 and seedings maybe tomorrow inpu...
startling business firm
  12/15/25
if need be i would gladly trade my spot for POERKAN, who got...
sapphire bawdyhouse
  12/15/25


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Date: December 12th, 2025 10:16 PM
Author: startling business firm

We have a list of about 120 poasters who were around this year. This thread is to get input on final inclusions and seedings.

Final inclusions will be based purely on poasting VOLUME in 2025 because it is *MEGA*poaster Madness, so some beloved poasters who didn’t post much in 2025 will be left out and some shitheads who poasted a lot will be included (except nyuug, because he sucks, so fuck him). I was a pumo this year so I have been around plenty.

Top seedings will be based on who I think might win to prevent big players knocking each other out early, this is hard but I’ll do my best.

Please tell me who should definitely be in based on volume and who had a great poasting year for the seedings.

And anyone I have twice/more under different monikers.

And if I left anybody off please tell me too.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49506077)



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Date: December 14th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: startling business firm

if I left you off the list, it was almost definitely by mistake, please nominate yourself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49509074)



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Date: December 14th, 2025 3:27 PM
Author: sick old irish cottage

agreed, richard deserves a spot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49509076)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 10:16 PM
Author: startling business firm
Subject: the poasters

whok

cucumbers

disco fries

cowgod

CSLG

RSF

TT

NSAM

Rage Problems

screenman

MPA

ricky

gay grandpa

gunnerattt

boom

mainlining

captttain falcon

biglaw lives matter

HAtp

OYT

longwangpoontang

fulano

richard clock

epah

spaceporn

emilio

jcm

evan

zurich

FLW

consuela

scholarship + alts

lsd

tsinah

doodikoff

Johnsmeyer

animeboi

TBF

sealclubber

Nippon Professional Baseball

lex

jafar

Judas Jones

Paralegal Mohammed

TDNW

Juan Eighty

butt cheeks

DGB pumo

all comma pumo

SA pumo

Candy Ride

obeezy

we are definitely claiming fraud

WLMAS quotemo

lib quotemo = literally WLMAS = dumb nigger tp

fizzkid

hegemon

boner police

bloodacre

luis

david poaster wallace

texas book suppasatory

nutella

biglaw associate asking if link is sfw at 11pm

walt white of our generatkon (walt jr.)

goy superstar

kirby

chandler

kenny

chilmata

consuela

kirbymo

my dog

Hang Kikelensky NOW

Paralegal Six Nine

pepito

🧐

Pumonymous

psycho karen

prestigefaggot

aktp

Game of "

petrodollar pumo

MIG

peeface

Salivary Stoned

Nazca Redlines

Fyre festival founder

No Paye No Gain

hung stud

Rampart

average/ordinary/typical citizen/person

Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III

you’re the puppet

Louis Poasteur

Ozzie Canseco

rickpanama

ActualLawyer

Diamond Dallas Trump

Kike Parker

Roblox

Brewsters Billions

benzo

Hyman

freddie

Senior Ethics Official

ruinous phenotype

lfo

Dunedain cowboy

Trust If Aryan

Ass Sunstein

NeumannMorgenste

N904PD

Soren "Bob" Kierkegaard

UN peacekeeper

LathamTouchedMe

potluck

gedood person

hank scorpio

Fucking Fuckface

UhOh

TT6

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49506078)



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Date: December 13th, 2025 3:46 PM
Author: Aromatic geriatric pisswyrm preventive strike

Johnsmeyer wasn’t here, covered in parvo was.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49507121)



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Date: December 14th, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: sapphire bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49508648)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: ungodly striped hyena

I'm an absolute faggot loser and should not be in any "tournament"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49513553)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 10:27 PM
Author: Provocative walnut selfie generalized bond

at least 35+ of these are one guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49506084)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 10:28 PM
Author: startling business firm

which ones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49506087)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 10:28 PM
Author: ivory appetizing goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49506089)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 10:29 PM
Author: Massive Bateful Lodge Jewess

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49506094)



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Date: December 13th, 2025 3:33 PM
Author: insecure nowag

Every sudo on xo is me haven’t you been reading nsam spam? Also nsam is my alt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49507085)



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Date: December 13th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: white rambunctious locale

it's actually only 8 people with 120 alts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49507115)



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Date: December 14th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: Federal dopamine reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49508640)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 10:45 PM
Author: Cracking mustard rigpig

Based on volume, quality, engagement, or madness, I would suggest high seeds for:

SP

GunneratTTT

RSF

CSLG

Hyman

NSAM

Doodikoff

MPA

fulano

zurich

Johnsmeyer

DBG

TT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49506111)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: charismatic piazza

MPA, Gunner, RSF, Spaceprawn, Zurich & NSAM have been going balls out all year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49510954)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: Olive Up-to-no-good Theatre

What about that weird fucking dog guy? Consider him. Something definitely off kilter about his every aspect.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49506121)



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Date: December 13th, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: Maroon mildly autistic market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49506530)



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Date: December 13th, 2025 3:46 PM
Author: Aromatic geriatric pisswyrm preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49507122)



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Date: December 13th, 2025 6:30 AM
Author: startling business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49506374)



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Date: December 13th, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: Razzmatazz location circlehead

high seeding for boom please, he was megaposting all the time until around late April when he suddenly stopped for reasons we don't know why but we fear the worst

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49506519)



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Date: December 13th, 2025 11:02 AM
Author: bright property

fuck that BALD OLD MAN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49506594)



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Date: December 13th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: Brass ticket booth philosopher-king

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49507112)



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Date: December 13th, 2025 3:58 PM
Author: Brass ticket booth philosopher-king

https://imgur.com/a/N3h8bht

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49507141)



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Date: December 13th, 2025 11:10 AM
Author: trip international law enforcement agency

Spaceporn

TT

Buttcheeks

Zurich

EPAH

Paralegal Mohamed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49506604)



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Date: December 13th, 2025 12:14 PM
Author: startling business firm

Fucking Fuckface added too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49506715)



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Date: December 13th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: boyish opaque kitty base

thank you for including all of my alts,

thank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49506621)



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Date: December 13th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: bright property

our long bort nightmare of acknowledging karlstack is finally over

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49507064)



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Date: December 13th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: Thriller useless goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49507078)



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Date: December 13th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: Puce Marvelous Principal's Office Quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49507130)



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Date: December 13th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: Bespoke Abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49507170)



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Date: December 14th, 2025 11:51 AM
Author: sick old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49508599)



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Date: December 14th, 2025 12:19 PM
Author: Wonderful sinister water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49508643)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: charismatic piazza

Like Karlstack, only two years too late

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49519012)



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Date: December 13th, 2025 3:44 PM
Author: at-the-ready national coldplay fan

how is nsam not on the list

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49507114)



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Date: December 13th, 2025 9:08 PM
Author: startling business firm

on the list, near the top

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49507697)



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Date: December 14th, 2025 12:26 PM
Author: at-the-ready national coldplay fan

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49508669)



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Date: December 14th, 2025 11:48 AM
Author: startling business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49508597)



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Date: December 14th, 2025 11:56 AM
Author: obsidian arousing haunted graveyard sweet tailpipe

What is this, a list of faggots?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49508605)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 2:57 PM
Author: Wonderful sinister water buffalo

He said seedings, not seethings

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49514307)



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Date: December 14th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: Federal dopamine reading party

“scholarship + alts” lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49508637)



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Date: December 14th, 2025 3:27 PM
Author: startling business firm

if I left you off the list, it was almost definitely by mistake, please nominate yourself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49509075)



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Date: December 14th, 2025 3:42 PM
Author: sapphire bawdyhouse

poerkan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49509106)



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Date: December 14th, 2025 3:46 PM
Author: at-the-ready national coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49509115)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: startling business firm

will post a draft final 64 and seedings maybe tomorrow

input most welcome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49510887)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 10:57 AM
Author: sapphire bawdyhouse

if need be i would gladly trade my spot for POERKAN, who got absolutely shafted last mpm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49510939)