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At some point, these "wealth managers" find out yo...
frisky market national security agency
  12/02/25
i get invites to these stupid things in the mail all the tim...
magenta racy theatre
  12/02/25
Last time I went to one the guy pulled a steak out of his po...
Fragrant azure indirect expression
  12/02/25
Wealth managers don't invite rich people to shitty restauran...
frisky market national security agency
  12/02/25
And then the steakhouse started dancing
motley locale digit ratio
  12/02/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rt7BeC8ItaA
Soul-stirring Coffee Pot Rehab
  12/02/25
already salted or no? this is crucial
snowy 180 hall
  12/02/25
You're not paying so who cares? My dad would never eat at th...
frisky market national security agency
  12/02/25
LMAO today’s nsam meltdown is gold
motley locale digit ratio
  12/02/25
your dad would get down on his knees open his mouth and make...
Talented Stead
  12/02/25
It's the other way around. The wealth managers want to know ...
frisky market national security agency
  12/02/25
NSAM has to be schtick right?
motley locale digit ratio
  12/02/25
Do you even know what puts are?
frisky market national security agency
  12/02/25
Never heard of them, def never traded options before. I thin...
motley locale digit ratio
  12/02/25
Did they learn that one from benzo the Wall Street Whizkid?
Diverse duck-like principal's office mood
  12/02/25
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Soul-stirring Coffee Pot Rehab
  12/02/25
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vibrant mischievous weed whacker
  12/02/25
This thread went off like a nuclear bomb. No idea where this...
frisky market national security agency
  12/02/25


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Date: December 2nd, 2025 11:42 AM
Author: frisky market national security agency

At some point, these "wealth managers" find out your dad is rich and invite him to dinner at expensive steak houses. The purpose is to sell investment schemes to your dad, but instead he eats free steak and tells THEM how HE does it.

A week later the guy who paid for the steak calls your dad asking "how did you do that again?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805190&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49477199)



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Date: December 2nd, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: magenta racy theatre

i get invites to these stupid things in the mail all the time. i don't know how they found me. doesn't seem worth the trouble to eat some overpriced steak

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805190&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49477213)



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Date: December 2nd, 2025 11:53 AM
Author: Fragrant azure indirect expression

Last time I went to one the guy pulled a steak out of his pocket. Fully cooked (still warm)

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Date: December 2nd, 2025 11:56 AM
Author: frisky market national security agency

Wealth managers don't invite rich people to shitty restaurants

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805190&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49477238)



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Date: December 2nd, 2025 11:56 AM
Author: motley locale digit ratio

And then the steakhouse started dancing

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Date: December 2nd, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Coffee Pot Rehab

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rt7BeC8ItaA

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Date: December 2nd, 2025 12:03 PM
Author: snowy 180 hall

already salted or no?

this is crucial

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Date: December 2nd, 2025 11:54 AM
Author: frisky market national security agency

You're not paying so who cares? My dad would never eat at these places unless someone else was paying

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Date: December 2nd, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: motley locale digit ratio

LMAO today’s nsam meltdown is gold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805190&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49477214)



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Date: December 2nd, 2025 11:55 AM
Author: Talented Stead

your dad would get down on his knees open his mouth and make ahegao face

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Date: December 2nd, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: frisky market national security agency

It's the other way around. The wealth managers want to know about this "recycling puts" strategy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805190&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49477243)



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Date: December 2nd, 2025 11:58 AM
Author: motley locale digit ratio

NSAM has to be schtick right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805190&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49477250)



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Date: December 2nd, 2025 12:05 PM
Author: frisky market national security agency

Do you even know what puts are?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805190&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49477280)



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Date: December 2nd, 2025 12:08 PM
Author: motley locale digit ratio

Never heard of them, def never traded options before. I think your dad may be the only guy in the world who understands puts which is why the entire financial sector is begging him for help!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805190&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49477290)



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Date: December 2nd, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: Diverse duck-like principal's office mood

Did they learn that one from benzo the Wall Street Whizkid?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805190&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49477326)



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Date: December 2nd, 2025 11:58 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Coffee Pot Rehab



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Date: December 2nd, 2025 11:59 AM
Author: vibrant mischievous weed whacker



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Date: December 2nd, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: frisky market national security agency

This thread went off like a nuclear bomb. No idea where this is going

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805190&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49477273)