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Rate my dad's MO for getting free steak dinners
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Date: December 2nd, 2025 11:42 AM Author: frisky market national security agency At some point, these "wealth managers" find out your dad is rich and invite him to dinner at expensive steak houses. The purpose is to sell investment schemes to your dad, but instead he eats free steak and tells THEM how HE does it.
A week later the guy who paid for the steak calls your dad asking "how did you do that again?" |
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Date: December 2nd, 2025 11:47 AM Author: magenta racy theatre i get invites to these stupid things in the mail all the time. i don't know how they found me. doesn't seem worth the trouble to eat some overpriced steak (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805190&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49477213) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2025 11:53 AM Author: Fragrant azure indirect expression Last time I went to one the guy pulled a steak out of his pocket. Fully cooked (still warm) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805190&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49477229) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2025 11:56 AM Author: frisky market national security agency Wealth managers don't invite rich people to shitty restaurants (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805190&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49477238) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2025 11:56 AM Author: motley locale digit ratio And then the steakhouse started dancing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805190&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49477242) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2025 11:57 AM Author: Soul-stirring Coffee Pot Rehab https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rt7BeC8ItaA (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805190&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49477244) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2025 12:03 PM Author: snowy 180 hall already salted or no?
this is crucial |
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Date: December 2nd, 2025 11:54 AM Author: frisky market national security agency You're not paying so who cares? My dad would never eat at these places unless someone else was paying (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805190&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49477235) |
Date: December 2nd, 2025 11:47 AM Author: motley locale digit ratio LMAO today’s nsam meltdown is gold (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805190&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49477214) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2025 11:55 AM Author: Talented Stead your dad would get down on his knees open his mouth and make ahegao face (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805190&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49477237) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2025 11:57 AM Author: frisky market national security agency It's the other way around. The wealth managers want to know about this "recycling puts" strategy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805190&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49477243) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2025 11:58 AM Author: motley locale digit ratio NSAM has to be schtick right? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805190&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49477250) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2025 12:05 PM Author: frisky market national security agency Do you even know what puts are? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805190&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49477280) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2025 12:08 PM Author: motley locale digit ratio Never heard of them, def never traded options before. I think your dad may be the only guy in the world who understands puts which is why the entire financial sector is begging him for help! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805190&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49477290) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2025 12:18 PM Author: Diverse duck-like principal's office mood Did they learn that one from benzo the Wall Street Whizkid? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805190&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49477326) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2025 11:58 AM Author: Soul-stirring Coffee Pot Rehab (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805190&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49477248) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2025 11:59 AM Author: vibrant mischievous weed whacker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805190&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49477252) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2025 12:04 PM Author: frisky market national security agency This thread went off like a nuclear bomb. No idea where this is going (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805190&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49477273) |