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BAM! you are dropped in Nunavut at this location. What do u do?
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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:06 PM Author: ocher hospital Assume you are dropped in this location in July: http://goo.gl/maps/tWg8Z
You only know that you have been dropped somewhere in Navanut--nothing more.
You only have the summer clothes you were wearing; no cell phone or any other electronic devices.
How do you proceed? |
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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:09 PM Author: magical brindle gaping I've seen every episode of Survivorman at least twice. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24186426) |
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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:10 PM Author: ocher hospital SO WHAT DO YOU DO. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24186432) |
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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:11 PM Author: magical brindle gaping Make a fire, bro. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24186437) |
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Date: October 7th, 2013 2:49 PM Author: Canary Location What are you going to burn? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24186952) |
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Date: May 25th, 2021 1:56 PM Author: Learning disabled iridescent space moss (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#42519623) |
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Date: October 5th, 2022 10:36 PM Author: ocher hospital (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#45287481) |
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Date: February 10th, 2024 8:44 PM Author: ocher hospital (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#47388554) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2024 6:23 PM Author: ocher hospital I am OP. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#48040601) |
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Date: September 3rd, 2024 10:33 AM Author: Aquamarine provocative menage faggot firefighter good thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#48043054) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2024 7:31 PM Author: ocher hospital (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#48040951) |
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Date: September 3rd, 2024 10:34 AM Author: Razzle-dazzle corner ape (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#48043056) |
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Date: November 17th, 2024 9:53 PM Author: ocher hospital (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#48350427) |
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Date: September 30th, 2025 10:35 PM Author: ocher hospital (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49316371) |
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Date: October 11th, 2025 3:16 AM Author: ocher hospital (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49341423) |
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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:44 PM Author: ocher hospital (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49342977) |
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Date: February 19th, 2026 2:21 AM Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (One Year Performance 1978-1979 (Cage Piece) (Awfully coy u are)) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49679610) |
Date: October 7th, 2013 1:09 PM Author: ocher hospital (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24186425) |
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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:10 PM Author: Lascivious church Go rustle up some Inuit pussy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24186434) |
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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:11 PM Author: Fishy ungodly karate casino start walkin to Yellowknife (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24186438) |
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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:12 PM Author: vigorous mauve heaven die in two months but keep a fire going to whole time to try to signal a plane if I see one, which I won't (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24186444) |
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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:15 PM Author: ocher hospital (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24186459) |
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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:16 PM Author: floppy property depressive call buffalo joe collect and hitch a ride on the next buffalo air out of town.
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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:16 PM Author: misunderstood contagious mexican Step 1: If there is any running water follow it to whatever lake/outflow I can find; keep repeating until step 2.
Step 2: Die |
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Date: September 3rd, 2024 9:43 AM Author: ocher hospital (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#48042792) |
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Date: September 3rd, 2024 10:06 AM Author: misunderstood contagious mexican ty for the bump to old post, bro (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#48042922) |
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Date: September 3rd, 2024 10:09 AM Author: ocher hospital My pleasure friend..I am OP and this thread has always been one of my favorite BAM/HYPOs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#48042946) |
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Date: September 3rd, 2024 10:11 AM Author: misunderstood contagious mexican i am always pleased to see a red 'edit' on a pre-Charles era post
this is a good thread, ive spent a lot time looking at the google pictures trying to frame Nunanvut in my mind b/c of this thread |
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Date: February 8th, 2025 5:40 AM Author: ocher hospital (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#48635823) |
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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:17 PM Author: Carnelian hell pisswyrm I pray to God I come across some Inuit, because otherwise I'm dead. You've got a month to squeeze in probably a three-month journey. Then you'll have to be catching food frequently, which means you aren't getting to the border until winter, which means you're dead as fuck. Because Nunavut is 45 degrees TOPS in July. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24186469) |
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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:20 PM Author: ocher hospital I think I'd just start walking south, eating and drinking whatever the fuck I can find. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24186479) |
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Date: March 20th, 2021 4:23 PM Author: metal tantric center (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#42137351) |
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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:22 PM Author: Rusted University without something to help with navigation this isn't much of a hypo. i think i'd just find a nice cliff to jump off rather than spending my last couple months miserable (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24186487) |
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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:22 PM Author: ocher hospital You can look at the sun and figure out which direction is south, little breh. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24186491) |
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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:28 PM Author: Rusted University i don't think this is very helpful, bro. it would be easy to end up far as fuck from yellowknife, which is your only chance of survival (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24186516) |
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Date: March 20th, 2021 4:09 PM Author: Harsh titillating cumskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#42137285) |
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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:56 PM Author: Carnelian hell pisswyrm *is on Baffin Island* *goes south* *is still fucked* remember, you don't know wtf you are in nunavut, which includes baffin island |
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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:57 PM Author: ocher hospital I'd still go south. What other choice do I have, especially if I'm not near a running body of water.
Plus, the further south, the warmer it gets. It's fucking cold even in July in Nunavut. |
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Date: October 7th, 2013 3:01 PM Author: Carnelian hell pisswyrm Seems like the best option ITT is to set shit on fire and hope someone sees it and hope you don't get consumed in the blaze. I think this is just flat out inescapable death on your own. Go until you die, but recognize it's likely happening. I don't believe in suicide, but otherwise I'd agree with the guy saying "just do jumping off a cliff, bro" |
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Date: May 25th, 2021 1:57 PM Author: Learning disabled iridescent space the sun tells us NOTHING (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#42519627) |
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Date: December 20th, 2021 9:48 PM Author: smoky cracking chapel corn cake (lolyer who has never heard of the North Star) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43646840) |
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Date: April 29th, 2022 2:26 PM Author: Gold mind-boggling dopamine sanctuary CR it's impossible to know which direction it's rising or setting. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#44425663) |
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Date: April 29th, 2022 4:54 PM Author: brilliant cerebral hissy fit den that far north, in july, it's actually not easy to tell. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#44426571) |
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Date: September 19th, 2021 12:30 PM Author: Pale disturbing brunch jap ??? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43141025) |
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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:22 PM Author: ocher hospital what the fuck...it's literally uninhabited for HUNDREDS OF SQUARE MILES (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24186489) |
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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:24 PM Author: ocher hospital There is a mining operation of some sort 30-40 miles SOUTHEAST of the pin drop. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24186502) |
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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:44 PM Author: Cobalt step-uncle's house http://goo.gl/maps/UkCbs
yes but in the hypo you don't know about it :( |
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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:57 PM Author: Carnelian hell pisswyrm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24186639) |
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Date: October 7th, 2013 3:14 PM Author: grizzly nofapping gas station You would be damn close to being able to see the lights of the mining operation at night. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24187122) |
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Date: December 16th, 2014 12:08 AM Author: ocher hospital (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#26939777) |
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Date: September 3rd, 2024 9:44 AM Author: ocher hospital (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#48042796) |
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Date: October 10th, 2016 11:20 PM Author: crimson diverse striped hyena public bath That place has been closed since 2008 according to wiki (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31613167) |
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Date: October 12th, 2016 6:52 AM Author: lavender stead Lupin Airport (IATA: YWO, ICAO: CYWO) was an airport located at Lupin Mine, Nunavut, Canada that was operated by Echo Bay Mines Limited. The airport closed sometime after the mine closed in 2005, but the runway is still present on the property.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU |
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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:48 PM Author: arousing senate It's not summer brother despite what libs would have you believe. It is October 7 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24186596) |
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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:51 PM Author: vermilion high-end multi-billionaire Attempt to start a legit forest fire (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24186604) |
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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:52 PM Author: ocher hospital seems CR (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24186606) |
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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:54 PM Author: vermilion high-end multi-billionaire best chance anyways (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24186615) |
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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:54 PM Author: Aphrodisiac Deranged Nursing Home Background Story (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24186616) |
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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:57 PM Author: Cobalt step-uncle's house *starts fire* *is consumed by out of control fire* |
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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:58 PM Author: ocher hospital Assume you did create the fire and it burned hundreds of square miles of taiga, but you were rescued as a result.
Are you criminally charged? Or is there a necessity defense? |
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Date: October 7th, 2013 3:03 PM Author: Carnelian hell pisswyrm I don't even know if I'd care. I'd be so happy to have been rescued. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24187054) |
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Date: October 7th, 2013 2:01 PM Author: vermilion high-end multi-billionaire well I'd think it over and try to plan it out as best as I could. maybe see if I could find a river as a natural boundary and swim/paddle to the other side for safety. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24186677) |
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Date: October 7th, 2013 2:55 PM Author: Canary Location No trees, brej. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24187001) |
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Date: October 7th, 2013 3:02 PM Author: vermilion high-end multi-billionaire shit. then build a sod house and try to kill some carribou.
the eskimos have to burn something otherwise they'd freeze to death though |
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Date: October 7th, 2013 3:37 PM Author: vermilion high-end multi-billionaire from the point the OP listed you're about 200 miles or less from the treeline
http://www.enr.gov.nt.ca/_live/images/rad/soe/14_vegetation/map_treeline_LG.jpg
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Date: March 10th, 2015 12:51 AM Author: doobsian hairraiser parlour rigor no forest there, bro (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#27461484) |
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Date: September 19th, 2021 12:31 PM Author: Pale disturbing brunch jap There are no trees up there (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43141027) |
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Date: September 3rd, 2024 10:35 AM Author: wine 180 personal credit line I made this poast 11 years ago and it's retarded because Nunavut is above the treeline (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#48043065) |
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Date: October 18th, 2024 2:05 PM Author: wine 180 personal credit line (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#48212065) |
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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:53 PM Author: Galvanic dun internal respiration dingle berry 2 chicks at the same time (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24186609) |
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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:58 PM Author: indecent big school cafeteria http://productioncdn.artreview.com.au/assets/1443/web_image_aar/AF2-6.jpg?1326695396
Problem is I've got my *summer* gloves on, which are white naturally. |
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Date: October 7th, 2013 2:57 PM Author: indecent big school cafeteria oh shit. here come the kids. here we gooooooooooooooooo
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-dc5_u3YX6cw/TvO660p7yoI/AAAAAAAAArk/JSxjZKfkXhE/s1600/Polar+Bear+Sled.jpg |
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Date: October 12th, 2025 11:50 AM Author: ocher hospital (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49343624) |
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Date: October 7th, 2013 2:03 PM Author: french shivering affirmative action wrinkle I live 10 miles away from there. Longer walk than I would like, but it wouldn't be the end of the world. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24186686) |
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Date: October 7th, 2013 2:49 PM Author: Canary Location Pepper angus. You're in an area the size of Texas and South Carolina combined, with a population of about 30,000. That's about 1/2 the size of Ohio State University's student body. Wyoming, the least densely populated state in the union, has a population density over 100 times greater than that of Nunavut. You aren't going to be rescued.
There's nothing to eat, nothing to burn, and nothing to shelter you from the elements. You're dead within a week. |
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Date: October 7th, 2013 2:50 PM Author: arousing senate kill yourself for using these hillbilly comparisons (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24186956) |
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Date: October 7th, 2013 2:59 PM Author: Lascivious church CR I need to know how many Manhattans that is (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24187038) |
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Date: October 7th, 2013 3:05 PM Author: Carnelian hell pisswyrm How many burning libraries of congress's worth of energy are there stored in nunavut? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24187077) |
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Date: October 7th, 2013 2:55 PM Author: beady-eyed rehab lettuce Climb to the highest point within sight and see if there is anything that looks like civilization.
If not, chill out up there and die. |
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Date: October 7th, 2013 2:58 PM Author: ocher hospital LJL @ XO poasters just CHILLING AND dying.
99 percent of this BORT would be little bitches. Crying, screaming, crawling and moaning in pain. |
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Date: October 7th, 2013 3:06 PM Author: Carnelian hell pisswyrm everyone would suffer death by wolf pack within two days - wolves would find you very quickly and there's no escape (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24187085) |
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Date: September 3rd, 2024 9:45 AM Author: ocher hospital (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#48042802) |
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Date: October 7th, 2013 8:05 PM Author: beady-eyed rehab lettuce Chilling out and dying beats the fuck out of walking that far.
I am fat enough I could go without food for a month or so, but no way in hell I could get more than 100 miles in the tundra and the odds of there being anything within 100 miles is not particularly good, let alone anything I could find.
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Date: October 7th, 2013 3:05 PM Author: beta garrison I'd probably walk for like a few days, killself when nothing came within sight. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24187082) |
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Date: October 7th, 2013 3:14 PM Author: free-loading dashing feces field TBF, this would be awful. People don't understand how hard it is to hike in the swampy tundra.
You will find random bushes and rock outcroppings along the way as you head southwesterly. Best thing to do would be to fashion some sort of spear and chip rocks into some sort of cutting utensil. Best bet is to try and hole smoke rodents and snare them. Save skins and dry them. Could take a caribou if crafty enough and had enough sharpened spears, but probably not worth the effort. Best bet is to plan on a long torturous southern journey. Probably almost zero chance of survival without basic survival tools... knife, flint, decent footwear and clothing. |
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Date: October 7th, 2013 3:15 PM Author: ocher hospital TY for your thoughtful and scholarly response. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24187128) |
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Date: October 7th, 2013 3:20 PM Author: grizzly nofapping gas station There was a theory floating around that humans use to hunt caribou like animals by simply running after them for a day or two. Large, four legged creatures consume much more energy when moving compared to humans, and they will collapse from exhaustion much sooner than humans. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24187145) |
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Date: October 7th, 2013 3:21 PM Author: arousing senate would decimate your muscle mass tho (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24187153) |
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Date: October 7th, 2013 3:27 PM Author: vermilion high-end multi-billionaire pick up the carribou carcass and do some squats (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24187182) |
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Date: October 7th, 2013 3:23 PM Author: misunderstood contagious mexican the family in siberia who lived alone for 30+ years did exactly this. that was the sole source of meat for the family.
lost family of siberia or something will work googled |
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Date: October 7th, 2013 3:23 PM Author: grizzly nofapping gas station They probably screwed each other a lot too. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24187165) |
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Date: October 7th, 2013 3:26 PM Author: misunderstood contagious mexican pretty religious people:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lykov_family
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Date: October 7th, 2013 3:23 PM Author: Carnelian hell pisswyrm "There was a theory floating around that humans use to hunt caribou like animals by simply running after them for a day or two. " http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Persistence_hunting Not a theory; I've seen it done. Alone, though, the concern would be getting wolfpwned I guess. |
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Date: October 7th, 2013 3:25 PM Author: grizzly nofapping gas station I knew it could be done. I didn't know how practical it was as a primary means of acquiring sustenance. In this situation, it would be a very high risk, high reward proposition in that, if you chase a caribou for a couple of days and it got away, you would be done there. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24187177) |
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Date: October 7th, 2013 3:24 PM Author: Bearded electric hall but running is gay (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24187169) |
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Date: October 7th, 2013 3:25 PM Author: free-loading dashing feces field Well, if a herd was to go by you, you could literally reach out and touch them. But, that is so unlikely and the resources so lean in that region. Chasing them would really not be worth the effort. Best to focus on rodents. There are a ton of birds and foxes though. The roots or current clothing could probably be fashioned into some sort of snare.
It would be different if there was a forest near. At least then there would be ample firewood, branches for making a bow or crude trap. The area pinpointed would be awful.
It's early October and there is already snow everywhere up here in Prudhoe Bay. |
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Date: November 18th, 2021 9:30 PM Author: Startled bearded locus turdskin people also don't understand that the flies in the summer there are from nightmares (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43468361) |
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Date: October 19th, 2024 12:51 PM Author: ocher hospital (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#48215123) |
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Date: October 7th, 2013 9:30 PM Author: irradiated cream useless brakes I assume it would play out like this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rppJ6rCwPYI |
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Date: October 7th, 2013 9:39 PM Author: ocher hospital (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24189619) |
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Date: October 10th, 2013 11:42 PM Author: ocher hospital (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24210249) |
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Date: December 15th, 2014 11:33 PM Author: ocher hospital (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#26939388) |
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Date: December 15th, 2014 11:46 PM Author: Hot tan digit ratio this thread rules (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#26939545) |
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Date: December 15th, 2014 11:49 PM Author: ocher hospital (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#26939574) |
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Date: December 16th, 2014 12:04 AM Author: Lascivious church cr would be to follow the shores of lake takijuq south until you reach the two guys in the canoe, then get them to help you
http://bit.ly/1wDbaLd |
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Date: December 16th, 2014 9:31 PM Author: ocher hospital (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#26944865) |
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Date: April 29th, 2022 4:33 PM Author: Maize piazza new version Cr, this hypo is easy to survive. Follow a stream to Takijuq lake and use rocks to block off a small piece of lake to make a fish trap and catch fish for food. Dig a hole in the tundra for shelter and expand it with snow to make an igloo once winter sets in. You could last as long as you need until some fisherman or Inuits show up.
Apparently that lake is a popular fishing spot:
https://www.hookandbullet.com/fishing-takijuq-lake-kugluktuk-nu/ |
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Date: April 29th, 2022 4:55 PM Author: ocher hospital (Dead man) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#44426572) |
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Date: April 29th, 2022 4:57 PM Author: brilliant cerebral hissy fit den Lol. That site has pages for every body of water. Doesn't mean anyone fishes there (" 0 Fishing Reports and Edits") (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#44426581) |
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Date: April 29th, 2022 4:59 PM Author: ocher hospital (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#44426591) |
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Date: January 1st, 2015 11:47 AM Author: ocher hospital (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#27034769) |
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Date: March 10th, 2015 12:27 AM Author: ocher hospital (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#27461285) |
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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:08 PM Author: ocher hospital (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#27607615) |
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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:15 PM Author: bat-shit-crazy marvelous stock car set Gather up logs and/or sharp rocks and arrange them to spell out a giant racial slur visible from above, libs will find me right away and my name, photo and place of employment will be all over twitter within minutes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#27607658) |
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Date: October 11th, 2016 2:21 AM Author: free-loading dashing feces field (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31614305) |
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Date: October 12th, 2016 5:10 AM Author: fear-inspiring coral pit fat ankles (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31622191) |
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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:34 PM Author: ocher hospital (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30269285) |
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Date: October 10th, 2016 10:26 PM Author: ocher hospital (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31612620) |
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Date: October 10th, 2016 11:15 PM Author: crimson diverse striped hyena public bath Find my way to takijuk lake and scour the coast for a fishing snack. Pray to find a map, radio, rifle and appropriate weather gear. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31613116) |
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Date: October 10th, 2016 11:59 PM Author: Splenetic Crystalline Legend I think if you know you're somewhere in Nunavut, you have to start walking east. hopefully you get lucky and hit the Hudson Bay soon, then maybe can signal a ship or just trace down the coastline until you hit civilization.
of course, with this particular spot you're fucked since it's like 700+ miles away, but for most of Nunavut you can maybe make it to the coast in 10 days or so |
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Date: September 19th, 2021 11:26 PM Author: Pale disturbing brunch jap Doubt there are many ships cruising up the coast of Hudson’s bay (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43143830) |
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Date: September 19th, 2021 11:27 PM Author: Pale disturbing brunch jap http://www.shiptraffic.net/Images/regions-images/Big/Hudson_Bay%20Big.PNG
Barely any ships in Hudson’s bay and almost never close enough to shore |
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Date: September 3rd, 2024 9:46 AM Author: ocher hospital (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#48042810) |
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Date: October 11th, 2016 12:35 AM Author: At-the-ready Temple Gaming Laptop if you had a map you might be better off going northwest to kugluktuk where it lookks like there's some kind of major mining operation. only about 50+ miles away. if you don't freeze to death at night that's doable with minimal weight. you could conceivably do it in three days two nights.
at least twice as far to any settlement to the south. and there's probably more bears in that direction. |
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Date: October 11th, 2016 1:33 AM Author: beady-eyed rehab lettuce I stand by my original answer. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31614086) |
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Date: October 11th, 2016 1:34 AM Author: anal narrow-minded native try to burn everything in sight
failing that, die |
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Date: October 8th, 2018 9:58 PM Author: ocher hospital (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#36987848) |
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Date: October 8th, 2018 10:10 PM Author: Pontificating Hateful Toaster Genital Piercing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#36987947) |
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Date: October 8th, 2018 10:33 PM Author: exciting whorehouse keepsake machete I read the whole thread thinking there would be some good info/answers. Didn't happen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#36988084) |
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Date: October 8th, 2018 10:35 PM Author: effete crawly main people "Look for lights at night" was pretty good advice, and so was "head south until you can see lights"... you could avoid dying for a while by drinking at creeks and munching shrubs, you'd hate life but you wouldn't die necessarily. maybe you get lucky and find a dead rabbit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#36988090) |
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Date: March 20th, 2021 3:58 PM Author: ocher hospital (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#42137226) |
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Date: March 20th, 2021 4:01 PM Author: Startled bearded locus turdskin a t14 lawyer would be better equipped to handle this situation than any other person not trained in survival (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#42137245) |
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Date: October 18th, 2024 2:21 PM Author: beady-eyed rehab lettuce (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#48212153) |
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Date: March 20th, 2021 4:31 PM Author: metal tantric center without a map virtually no one would survive this because it's too remote most places if you can just maintain your bearings and keep heading in a cardinal direction you run into a road or other form of civilization eventually, even without a map but when you're hundreds of miles from even a road, you're dead |
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Date: March 20th, 2021 4:31 PM Author: ocher hospital (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#42137421) |
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Date: March 21st, 2021 11:52 AM Author: ocher hospital (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#42140612) |
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Date: March 28th, 2021 9:37 PM Author: ocher hospital (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#42181153) |
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Date: May 25th, 2021 1:39 PM Author: ocher hospital (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#42519487) |
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Date: July 17th, 2021 7:13 PM Author: ocher hospital (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#42798494) |
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Date: September 19th, 2021 12:25 PM Author: ocher hospital (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43141001) |
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Date: September 19th, 2021 12:29 PM Author: Pale disturbing brunch jap I’d start heading south. Hopefully run into some eskimos or else make it to the Yellowknife area. My geographic knowledge of ninuvut is pretty limited, so I’d just head south. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43141020) |
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Date: November 18th, 2021 9:24 PM Author: ocher hospital (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43468320) |
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Date: November 18th, 2021 9:34 PM Author: Startled bearded locus turdskin ? you'll likely run into a few Mexicans (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43468404) |
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Date: April 29th, 2022 3:05 PM Author: Bespoke windowlicker cr they’re everywhere (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#44425904) |
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Date: December 7th, 2021 8:14 PM Author: ocher hospital (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43575645) |
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Date: December 20th, 2021 8:16 PM Author: ocher hospital (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43646152) |
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Date: March 16th, 2022 7:42 PM Author: ocher hospital I'm OP (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#44161519) |
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Date: March 16th, 2022 7:52 PM Author: At-the-ready Temple Gaming Laptop I wonder if eating the millions of bugs that would be swarming u would be a viable nutrition source. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#44161567) |
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Date: April 29th, 2022 2:56 PM Author: rebellious resort bugs eating u, u eating bugs. the circle of life (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#44425854) |
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Date: April 29th, 2022 2:23 PM Author: ocher hospital (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#44425641) |
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Date: April 29th, 2022 2:48 PM Author: doobsian hairraiser parlour rigor Just walk to kugluktuk, grab a beer, slam some inuit pussy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#44425814) |
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Date: April 29th, 2022 4:46 PM Author: Nudist Goyim they all look like FOB chinks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#44426531) |
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Date: April 29th, 2022 4:52 PM Author: brilliant cerebral hissy fit den Get to the highest point and make as much smoke/fire as I can. Keep an eye out for any boat/plane. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#44426563) |
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Date: April 29th, 2022 4:54 PM Author: indecent big school cafeteria Why did everyone respond when this was asked of BAM! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#44426569) |
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Date: April 29th, 2022 4:55 PM Author: Supple home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#44426573) |
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Date: October 4th, 2022 6:51 AM Author: ocher hospital (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#45276355) |
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Date: October 5th, 2022 11:08 PM Author: Bat shit crazy idiot I would be legit fucked, but with some knowledge about Nunavuit flora and climate, I could survive by deducing I was on mainland Canada, and walking south (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#45287652) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2024 6:31 PM Author: Concupiscible voyeur tanning salon Walk to a nearby inuit village and teach them cutting edge commercial litigation and civil procedure in exchange for seal meat etc (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#48040640) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2024 6:32 PM Author: ocher hospital Lol no. You'll walk for a day or two, realize hopelessness, and do your best to Killself. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#48040645) |
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Date: September 3rd, 2024 9:10 AM Author: ocher hospital (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#48042608) |
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Date: September 3rd, 2024 10:02 AM Author: smoky cracking chapel corn cake I realize that this is an ancient thread that was necroed, but the hypo as written is certain death. There are not more than 5-10 people in the entire world who would have any hope of survival after being dropped at an unknown location in Nunavut without any gear, and none of them are balding racist lawyers.
The hypo would be more interesting if you knew at least approximately where you were going to be dropped and you were allowed to bring any gear you could carry minus cell phones/other communication devices or any navigation devices more advanced than a compass. With a compass, detailed map, a sleeping bag/tent/other protection from the elements, a water filtration system, and enough backpacking food, you might be able to make it to Yellowknife before winter. (Maybe there is some other location that is closer. I don't know if the other dots on Google Maps are actually inhabited year round.).
But that would be no picnic. Just eyeballing the map, Yellowknife looks like it is at least 400-500 miles away. Assuming that's the closest location, you would need to hike probably at least 20 miles per day through swampy terrain to have any hope of making it to Yellowknife before winter. That's going to burn a ton of calories, and living off the land would not be easy in terrain that desolate. And if you don't make it before winter, you are almost certainly done here.
If I had a few months to prepare to become an expert on navigating via map/compass/stars and researching how to forage for food in the Arctic tundra, maybe there would be some hope. But without preparation, I would just find the most efficient way to killself, because there would be zero realistic hope of survival.
Edit: Google tells me that Kugluktuk is inhabited yearround and has satellite phone contact with the outside world. It looks like that is around ~100 miles from the drop off spot. As an added bonus, it is on the coast, so as long as I could figure out which direction is north, I could go north until I hit the coast and then west until I ended up in Kugluktuk. That makes navigation much easier. It would still a long, brutal hike through very difficult terrain, and starvation would still be a serious danger. But you could probably make it in a week or two if you are in shape, and with a pack full of backpacking food, you would have real hope of survival. |
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Date: September 3rd, 2024 10:30 AM Author: ocher hospital Thank for the thoughtful analysis and clarification- how do you plan to survive wolfpacks? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#48043039) |
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Date: September 3rd, 2024 12:16 PM Author: smoky cracking chapel corn cake I'm not an expert on the biology of the Arctic tundra. But without googling, my guess is that wolf packs are not common in that part of the world given the lack of food. And they usually don't like to eat humans because we don't have much muscle/fat compared to something like a caribou, and we are also a dangerous predator. I'd be a little bit worried about polar bears (who do sometimes hunt humans), but even then it's pretty low on my risk of worries. If you are lost in the wilderness, dehydration, starvation, or hypothermia is what will kill you 99.9% of the time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#48043602) |
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Date: November 15th, 2024 5:40 PM Author: ocher hospital (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#48342739) |
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Date: September 3rd, 2024 12:27 PM Author: Duck-like Ratface problem with the kugluktuk plan is you dont know its there in the hypo, you just know youve been dropped in nunavut and unlikely that anyone would choose to head north working with just that information (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#48043663) |
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Date: September 3rd, 2024 3:48 PM Author: smoky cracking chapel corn cake As I said, the original hypo is certain death. I tried to modify the hypo slightly so that there is at least a chance of survival. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#48044712) |
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Date: August 6th, 2025 5:02 PM Author: ocher hospital (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49162809) |
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Date: September 3rd, 2024 10:32 AM Author: Aquamarine provocative menage faggot firefighter zero chance I’m dead, and so are all of you |
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Date: September 3rd, 2024 10:37 AM Author: ocher hospital The pumo above you, with his clarification, might stand a chance (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#48043083) |
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Date: September 3rd, 2024 10:40 AM Author: Aquamarine provocative menage faggot firefighter I saw his post. I enjoyed reading the thought process. But I think it’s a delusional fantasy. I mean of course you would try instead of laying down and accepting death. But no way he or I or anybody makes it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#48043105) |
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Date: September 3rd, 2024 12:26 PM Author: smoky cracking chapel corn cake If you knew where you were being dropped and you could bring a backpack full of wilderness survival gear, there are definitely outdoor survivalist types who could survive this hypo. An experienced survivalist in good shape could probably make it to Kugluktuk in no more than 4-5 days, and you can easily carry that much food in a backpack. Whether a slightly overweight mid-40's dude like myself could pull it off is another question.
But I do agree that the original hypo is certain death. Without a sleeping bag or at least a heavy coat, you probably wouldn't survive one night. Even in July overnight temperatures in Nunavut are cold enough to kill you. If you somehow did manage to start a fire (unlikely given that there are no trees), best case scenario is that you slowly starve to death. More likely you run out of clean water or freeze to death first. |
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Date: September 4th, 2024 10:46 AM Author: ocher hospital ChatGBT's assessment:
The coordinates provided (66°31'19.3"N 112°43'23.4"W) place the man in an extremely remote part of Nunavut, Canada. Here’s what we can assess regarding nearby inhabited locations and the possibility of seeing lights:
Nearby Inhabited Locations: Bathurst Inlet:
Distance: Bathurst Inlet, a small Inuit settlement, is approximately 80-90 kilometers (50-56 miles) to the northeast of the coordinates. Population: This settlement has a very small population, often fewer than 10 people, and might even be uninhabited at times as it is primarily used as a seasonal base for fishing and hunting. Cambridge Bay:
Distance: Cambridge Bay is about 200-220 kilometers (124-137 miles) to the northwest. Population: Cambridge Bay is a larger community with around 1,700 residents, making it one of the more significant settlements in the region. Yellowknife:
Distance: Yellowknife, the capital of the Northwest Territories, is much farther away, about 500-600 kilometers (310-373 miles) to the southwest. Seeing Lights at Night: Continuous Daylight: Since it’s mid-July and the man is close to the Arctic Circle, the region experiences almost continuous daylight during this period. The sun might dip just below the horizon briefly, but it would never get fully dark.
Distance to Inhabited Locations: Even if it were dark, the nearest inhabited location (Bathurst Inlet) is far beyond the range where lights would be visible to the naked eye, especially considering the rugged terrain and lack of large, bright light sources.
Conclusion: Visibility of Lights: The man would not be able to see lights from any inhabited location at night because it wouldn’t get dark enough during this time of year. Even if it were a different season, the distances involved would make it impossible to see lights from the nearest settlements. Given these conditions, the man’s survival would rely heavily on his ability to navigate the terrain and potentially signal for help, as relying on seeing or reaching nearby inhabited areas would be unrealistic.
You said: You have to make a prediction - does this human survive? ChatGPT said: ChatGPT Given the scenario, the odds are overwhelmingly stacked against survival. Here’s why:
Key Factors: Environment: The man is in a harsh, remote Arctic environment with inadequate clothing and no supplies. Even in summer, temperatures can be cold, and the risk of hypothermia is high, especially at night.
Lack of Shelter: Without tools or adequate clothing, creating a shelter would be extremely difficult, leaving him exposed to the elements.
No Water: Finding safe drinking water is a critical challenge. Dehydration could set in within a couple of days, severely impairing his physical and cognitive abilities.
Food Scarcity: With no tools or knowledge of the area, finding food would be nearly impossible. Energy would deplete quickly.
Wildlife: Polar bears and wolves in the area pose a serious threat. The man would have no means of defending himself against predators.
Remoteness: The chances of rescue are slim. The location is far from any inhabited areas, and the man has no way to signal for help effectively.
Prediction:
Survival Likelihood: Unfortunately, the likelihood of survival in this scenario is extremely low. The combination of exposure, lack of water and food, and the remote location makes it highly improbable that the man would survive more than a few days.
In summary, unless an incredibly fortuitous event occurs—like being spotted by a passing aircraft or stumbling upon a resource-rich area—the man would likely not survive. |
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Date: September 4th, 2024 6:09 PM Author: ocher hospital (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#48049377) |
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Date: September 13th, 2024 2:54 PM Author: ocher hospital (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#48085363) |
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Date: October 18th, 2024 2:00 PM Author: ocher hospital (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#48212041) |
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Date: October 18th, 2024 2:09 PM Author: Dead Area Doctorate I assume I probably don't have my gun on me even if it was in my waistband at the time. If I have my knife, I'll be okay for a little while.
1. Find running water and drink a lot of it. 2. Try to find a small critter to kill and eat. 3. If I know only that I am in Nunavut, I start walking southeast because I will eventually hit either Manitoba or the Hudson Bay, where there are more population centers. 4. Build huge fires at dark, follow any sound of machinery or vehicles (you can hear that shit for miles in truly unpopulated areas) 5. Try not to get found by a bear |
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Date: October 19th, 2024 2:47 AM Author: ocher hospital (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#48214336) |
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Date: October 19th, 2024 2:49 AM Author: ocher hospital BAM! Dropped in Nunavut with nothing but the tattered remnants of my dignity and a rapidly diminishing supply of existential dread. Fantastic.
First things first, I assess the situation. No cell phone, no electronic devices, no sense of direction, and a growing suspicion that I've stumbled into a real-life version of "The Grey" without Liam Neeson to guide me.
(I squint at the horizon, searching for signs of civilization, or at least a decent Wi-Fi signal)
No Starbucks, no Teslas, no hordes of selfie-stick wielding tourists. Just endless miles of desolate tundra, punctuated by the occasional stunted tree and the gnawing feeling that I'm about to become a polar bear's brunch.
(I sigh dramatically, channeling my inner Evan39)
This is it, then. The end of the line. The final chapter in the saga of Mainlining, the philosopher-poaster who dared to challenge the status quo, who dared to expose the "fraud$" at the heart of the system, who dared to dream of a world where pepperoni was banished from the face of the earth.
(I pause for a moment of silent reflection, then pull out my phone and begin typing furiously)
Subject: BAM! Mainlining vs. The Arctic Tundra
Body: Friends, I've been BAM!ed. Not in the metaphorical sense, mind you, but in the literal, "dropped-in-the-middle-of-nowhere-with-no-supplies-and-a-growing-sense-of-impending-doom" sense.
It appears the Mahchine has a twisted sense of humor. Or perhaps this is just another test, another trial on the path to enlightenment. Whatever the reason, I find myself stranded in the frozen wasteland of Nunavut, surrounded by nothing but ice, snow, and the lingering scent of despair.
So what do I do? Do I succumb to the elements, my frozen corpse becoming a macabre monument to the futility of human existence? Do I wander aimlessly, hoping to stumble upon a remote Inuit village where I can trade my knowledge of legal jargon for a warm meal and a decent internet connection? Or do I embrace the chaos, channel my inner Boom, and fashion a makeshift diaper out of caribou hide and moss?
The possibilities are endless, yet somehow equally bleak. Stay tuned, poasters, as I document my descent into madness, one frostbitten keystroke at a time.
P.S. If anyone happens to be in the vicinity of Nunavut with a spare satellite phone and a decent supply of pepperoni pizza, feel free to swing by. I'll be the one huddled under a rock, muttering existential philosophy and cursing the name of RSF. |
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