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how the fuck do people not survive plane crashes?

why dont people just line up at the emergency exit and jump ...
Scarlet Bespoke Lay
  11/17/13
wow great point man
Mahogany Trailer Park
  11/17/13
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Flatulent karate heaven
  02/09/14
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Scarlet Bespoke Lay
  12/01/13
jejumos = chink laguardians are cumskin and thus immune to ...
nyuug
  03/24/26
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red pocket flask
  11/17/13
you mean so like the plane lands on top of them in a huge fi...
glittery tantric theater stage
  11/17/13
Jump as far to the side as you can then stop drop and roll. ...
Snowy Splenetic Pit
  11/17/13
don't forget to drop 30k feet into the ocean with your body ...
Talking Exciting Tanning Salon Dragon
  11/18/13
tp
heady crotch
  11/03/25
(Guy who is completely submerged in obvious flame)
crystalline state
  12/01/13
not flame someone in my freshman history class suggested thi...
opaque meetinghouse
  11/17/13
i know a dude who actually did it. still cant believe he pul...
red pocket flask
  11/17/13
probably just timed the jump RIGHT before the plane hit the ...
opaque meetinghouse
  11/17/13
right, i mean to be safe i'd do it from like 20-30 feet, id ...
Scarlet Bespoke Lay
  11/17/13
yeah exactly
opaque meetinghouse
  11/17/13
i'm pretty sure this is not how physics works.
high-end whorehouse
  12/22/14
pretty sure you're an dumb fage (imagine I produced that lik...
opaque meetinghouse
  12/22/14
go back to reddit
Crusty metal school cafeteria mother
  12/10/19
cr same applies to elevator crashes - why not just jump u...
aggressive depressive garrison
  11/17/13
hard part about this is timing. you never really know and th...
Scarlet Bespoke Lay
  11/17/13
What if it is at night though bro?
Lemon filthpig step-uncle's house
  11/17/13
see the lights, etc. its really not that hard if you think a...
Scarlet Bespoke Lay
  11/17/13
dude, I have said this for like, 10 years of something. we ...
mind-boggling nowag
  02/22/14
You don't even need to jump you can just climb up on the rai...
Silver old irish cottage
  04/07/16
...
Effete chocolate selfie
  12/10/19
Wouldn't the elevator floor stop your fall?
magical cruise ship toilet seat
  03/03/24
i love how this is a thought every 8 year old has had. anyon...
carnelian titillating yarmulke
  11/17/13
I used to want to bring an umbrella so I could use it as a p...
rusted boyish main people dog poop
  11/17/13
or a gigantic shopping bag
Cyan stag film twinkling uncleanness
  11/17/13
?
Hideous aromatic institution circlehead
  11/17/13
i used to not understand why I couldn't attach a fishing lin...
Slimy station legal warrant
  11/18/13
Well?
shivering aquamarine juggernaut
  02/22/14
[Shitty Lakitu throwing Spinys]
amber wonderful regret
  03/24/15
you're still falling from 10,000 feet or whatever
pearly racy tank double fault
  11/17/13
(physics n00b)
red pocket flask
  11/17/13
almost no plane crashes are just the plane falling from the ...
Galvanic immigrant rehab
  11/17/13
Your done here lol
jet-lagged plum athletic conference kitchen
  11/17/13
just exit a moving vehicle falling at 500mph
pearly racy tank double fault
  11/17/13
you just jump the other way moron. like the planes going for...
Scarlet Bespoke Lay
  11/17/13
jumping from a colliding plane when it's like 100 feet from ...
pearly racy tank double fault
  11/17/13
Let's jump straight to simple English wikipedia: http://simp...
jet-lagged plum athletic conference kitchen
  11/17/13
Ummm.....it would be fine as long as you jumped out right ab...
opaque meetinghouse
  11/17/13
(guy who thinks a plane goes from 10,000 feet to 0 in 10 sec...
Scarlet Bespoke Lay
  11/17/13
It's not freefall but you're still being pulled down with th...
pearly racy tank double fault
  11/17/13
even terry schiavo could get out of the emergency exit from ...
Scarlet Bespoke Lay
  11/17/13
you're getting destroyed ITT lil' breh you should consider r...
opaque meetinghouse
  11/17/13
You're done here
doobsian hospital
  11/19/13
(idiot)
opaque meetinghouse
  11/17/13
...
balding concupiscible kitty
  11/17/13
yeah i wondered this too but a lot depends on the angle of t...
Histrionic Citrine Sanctuary
  11/17/13
right, but its almost inexcusable for there to be no survivo...
Scarlet Bespoke Lay
  11/17/13
i never understood why so many people survive car accidents ...
balding concupiscible kitty
  11/17/13
something to do with airbags i think
aggressive depressive garrison
  11/17/13
...
opaque meetinghouse
  11/17/13
ahhh makes sense
balding concupiscible kitty
  11/17/13
how the fuck does this thread have 35 posts?
Soul-stirring Pale Locus Trump Supporter
  11/17/13
only?
Histrionic Citrine Sanctuary
  11/17/13
because there are a lot of stupid motherfuckers who actually...
opaque meetinghouse
  11/17/13
(guy who whistles "its a wonderful life" while sit...
Scarlet Bespoke Lay
  11/17/13
...
opaque meetinghouse
  11/17/13
...
Startling useless parlour headpube
  11/19/13
Also, why not just make the airplane from the same material ...
burgundy brethren international law enforcement agency
  11/17/13
i just dont think this would be cost effective, but it would...
Scarlet Bespoke Lay
  11/17/13
Shitlawyer union won't let them
jet-lagged plum athletic conference kitchen
  11/17/13
lol because it would be too heavy and wouldn't fly
Fiercely-loyal Ungodly Boiling Water Market
  11/17/13
couldnt they just make the engines stronger?
balding concupiscible kitty
  11/17/13
lol
Fiercely-loyal Ungodly Boiling Water Market
  11/17/13
lol like "lol can't believe i didn't think of that,&quo...
burgundy brethren international law enforcement agency
  11/17/13
LOL yo ostrich....why aren't your wings stronger??
Histrionic Citrine Sanctuary
  11/17/13
lmao.
Talking Exciting Tanning Salon Dragon
  11/18/13
cq
laughsome coldplay fan
  03/03/24
...
heady crotch
  11/03/25
After you jump out you've got to start running as fast as yo...
stirring house community account
  11/17/13
lol'd irl from picturing this
Talking Exciting Tanning Salon Dragon
  11/18/13
Underrated
Startled Jewess Set
  11/18/13
holy shit lol
federal principal's office goyim
  12/22/14
tyft mental image
razzle stage antidepressant drug
  12/22/14
chortled, picturing road runner legs.
curious sinister hunting ground
  12/22/14
Aren't exit doors auto locked while the plane is moving? How...
Tan Liquid Oxygen Round Eye
  11/17/13
"Finally, you're going to still hit the ground pretty f...
opaque meetinghouse
  11/17/13
Your degree taught you shit dumbass. http://dsc.discover...
Tan Liquid Oxygen Round Eye
  11/17/13
"Hoe many planes falling at 500 mph have people success...
opaque meetinghouse
  11/17/13
I also usually drink a glass of milk right before i fly so m...
burgundy brethren international law enforcement agency
  11/17/13
yeah I mean every bit helps
opaque meetinghouse
  11/17/13
Gotta COP DAT Boniva bro
Diverse library background story
  11/17/13
*legit retard*
stirring house community account
  11/17/13
Read up faggot http://dsc.discovery.com/tv-shows/mythbust...
Tan Liquid Oxygen Round Eye
  11/17/13
That's even easier, you don't have to worry about the plane ...
stirring house community account
  11/17/13
titcr chip kelly is done here
balding concupiscible kitty
  11/17/13
yeah great evidence there bro citing an experiment run by tw...
opaque meetinghouse
  11/17/13
LJL dude. You claim to have a physics degree but you and the...
Tan Liquid Oxygen Round Eye
  11/17/13
show your work, faggot
Adventurous Forum Factory Reset Button
  11/17/13
cr what a clown lol
opaque meetinghouse
  11/17/13
right and all you could do is cite some neckbeard experiment...
opaque meetinghouse
  11/17/13
"According to the laws of physics, both the elevator ca...
Tan Liquid Oxygen Round Eye
  11/17/13
am seriously lolling hard at your NOSTEM here breh. ...
opaque meetinghouse
  11/17/13
LJL. You're done here until you explain. I offered my explan...
Tan Liquid Oxygen Round Eye
  11/17/13
? I don't need to prove you wrong faggot I have a Physics B....
opaque meetinghouse
  11/17/13
i thought you had a ph.d
Adventurous Forum Factory Reset Button
  11/17/13
same thing but no yeah i gave up those dreams to be...
opaque meetinghouse
  11/17/13
you are working in an overly simplistic newtonian framework....
Adventurous Forum Factory Reset Button
  11/17/13
this experiment is obviously flawed. They used a dummy inste...
Adventurous Forum Factory Reset Button
  11/17/13
LJL, how could the dummy even jump?
stirring house community account
  11/17/13
LOL
opaque meetinghouse
  11/17/13
(Kia salesman laughing off crash test results)
Tan Liquid Oxygen Round Eye
  11/17/13
Did you even read your link? The person SURVIVED the fall. ...
stirring house community account
  11/17/13
How are the "physics" different mouthbreather? ...
Tan Liquid Oxygen Round Eye
  11/17/13
The ACTUAL PERSON survived, obviously Buster the dummy was u...
stirring house community account
  11/17/13
LOL tyft great flame or you are legitimately retarded
brindle boistinker
  11/18/13
chip kelly juggernaut is DONE HERE
Galvanic immigrant rehab
  11/17/13
worst selfpwn i've seen in a while
pearl talented goal in life halford
  11/17/13
really embarassing
sticky public bath
  11/18/13
no one here has actually refuted this theory besids lol reta...
Scarlet Bespoke Lay
  11/17/13
According to the laws of physics, both the elevator car and ...
Tan Liquid Oxygen Round Eye
  11/17/13
Did you even read your link? The ACTUAL PERSON survived, ...
stirring house community account
  11/17/13
http://www.troll.me/images/kells/well-obviously.jpg
Startled Jewess Set
  11/18/13
Bort, what's the debate and who is between? tyia
Histrionic Citrine Sanctuary
  11/17/13
these people who can't think for themselves just buy into co...
Scarlet Bespoke Lay
  11/17/13
well executed flame
Hateful ruby rigpig
  11/17/13
holy shit not flame
Comical Chest-beating Area Mexican
  12/17/13
tl;dr why don't airlines give everyone a parachute; why d...
zippy cracking incel
  11/17/13
it has been done successfully, see the capt sullenberger fli...
Turquoise Gas Station Milk
  11/17/13
cr, Sully had the foresight to get everyone out on the wing ...
stirring house community account
  11/17/13
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Geriatric church building
  11/18/13
Actually a few people do this in almost every plane crash, ...
Rose odious office feces
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Deranged alpha theater
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Geriatric church building
  11/18/13
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chrome haunting school
  11/18/13
the scariest thing about this thread? the people that don...
Cream resort
  11/18/13
Sorry you can't think for yourself and you buy into the airl...
Scarlet Bespoke Lay
  11/18/13
the ONLY question that matters. how can i change?
Cream resort
  11/18/13
If I was in 100 plane crashes with hull loss,I guarantee you...
Scarlet Bespoke Lay
  11/18/13
i bet you could engineer a much more survivable plane. why ...
Soggy Disrespectful Stage Reading Party
  11/18/13
(guy who didn't see the Asiana crash) The plane literally...
supple bat-shit-crazy scourge upon the earth
  11/18/13
that was pretty good. it's tail cracked off but because it ...
Soggy Disrespectful Stage Reading Party
  11/18/13
i won't speak to plane crashes, but regarding plunging eleva...
bull headed fragrant roast beef
  11/18/13
Jumping absolutely prevents injury. You'll be fine. The hard...
Scarlet Bespoke Lay
  11/18/13
cr the voice of reason
bull headed fragrant roast beef
  11/18/13
i think this is how they filmed the movie gravity.
Soggy Disrespectful Stage Reading Party
  11/18/13
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nudist gunner
  11/18/13
If the plane is going to crash into a body of water, would i...
electric vermilion bawdyhouse
  11/18/13
You'd survive the fall but if you're far from land you're go...
Scarlet Bespoke Lay
  11/18/13
a terminal velocity free fall into water is likely not survi...
Soggy Disrespectful Stage Reading Party
  11/18/13
dood just throw your carry on into the water first to break ...
Rose odious office feces
  11/19/13
happened to me we all jumped at the last second most of us j...
Slimy station legal warrant
  11/18/13
I read somewhere that a good number of people actually do su...
harsh lime den
  11/18/13
ps: ................ ... is assless chaps. if you ever catch...
khaki lascivious queen of the night space
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(Jeff Bridges)
contagious hell boltzmann
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Startling useless parlour headpube
  11/19/13
best thread i've read on XO in over a year
Irate Cerise Piazza Cuckoldry
  11/19/13
I read this entire thread while taking a shit at the airport...
Filthy floppy hairy legs
  11/19/13
Everytime I'm in an airplane I just laugh at how people sit ...
Scarlet Bespoke Lay
  11/19/13
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Scarlet Bespoke Lay
  12/09/13
ty, brother.
Comical Chest-beating Area Mexican
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Self-absorbed Rough-skinned Menage Stain
  12/22/14
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fear-inspiring sooty private investor
  12/17/13
awesome thread, but you cant survive a plane crash. or eleva...
claret ceo center
  12/17/13
well this is where you then apply the ingenious techniques f...
Comical Chest-beating Area Mexican
  12/17/13
show your work breh. i know at least three people that survi...
Anal nubile water buffalo
  12/17/13
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razzmatazz location
  12/17/13
This is retarded flame. If you jump in an elevator or any so...
Scarlet Bespoke Lay
  12/17/13
if only the malaysian airline passengers were informed about...
razzle-dazzle sandwich
  03/08/14
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Scarlet Bespoke Lay
  12/22/14
if u can't time ur jump correctly u might as well pile up as...
razzle stage antidepressant drug
  12/22/14
woah, it's you
violet gaping
  12/22/14
and how come people don't fly right off the face of the eart...
vivacious sienna police squad becky
  12/22/14
Uh they do
Irradiated mad-dog skullcap
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Scarlet Bespoke Lay
  01/13/15
(guy who has never seen a bird fly)
razzle stage antidepressant drug
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Why not just stick a spare engine and a large parachute in t...
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Silver old irish cottage
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I cant believe ive never seen this thread before. Ty for ...
Alcoholic big philosopher-king
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This is one of a series of 180 "just jump" threads...
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:45 PM
Author: Scarlet Bespoke Lay

why dont people just line up at the emergency exit and jump out right before the plane hits the ground? Seems literally retarded that people don't do this more. Most people will die but the people at the exits should never die.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24458418)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:45 PM
Author: Mahogany Trailer Park

wow great point man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24458428)



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Date: February 9th, 2014 8:28 AM
Author: Flatulent karate heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24982725)



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Date: December 1st, 2013 5:59 PM
Author: Scarlet Bespoke Lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24547190)



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Date: March 24th, 2026 3:52 AM
Author: nyuug

jejumos = chink

laguardians are cumskin and thus immune to plane crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49764393)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: red pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24458433)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: glittery tantric theater stage

you mean so like the plane lands on top of them in a huge fireball? yeah i don't know why people don't do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24458436)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: Snowy Splenetic Pit

Jump as far to the side as you can then stop drop and roll. Should be NBD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24458514)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:47 PM
Author: Talking Exciting Tanning Salon Dragon

don't forget to drop 30k feet into the ocean with your body shaped like a needle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24461748)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: heady crotch

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49397901)



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Date: December 1st, 2013 6:05 PM
Author: crystalline state

(Guy who is completely submerged in obvious flame)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24547218)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: opaque meetinghouse

not flame someone in my freshman history class suggested this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24458438)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:47 PM
Author: red pocket flask

i know a dude who actually did it. still cant believe he pulled it off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24458449)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: opaque meetinghouse

probably just timed the jump RIGHT before the plane hit the ground so that it was basically like he just jumped off a ledge a couple feet above the ground.

I mean once you jump off the plane it's easy but timing the jump right seems hard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24458489)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: Scarlet Bespoke Lay

right, i mean to be safe i'd do it from like 20-30 feet, id break a leg and shit but i wouldn't get plane-exploding into the ground pwned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24458506)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: opaque meetinghouse

yeah exactly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24458508)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 12:25 AM
Author: high-end whorehouse

i'm pretty sure this is not how physics works.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#26978690)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 3:01 AM
Author: opaque meetinghouse

pretty sure you're an dumb fage (imagine I produced that like the yogurt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#26979134)



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Date: December 10th, 2019 3:06 PM
Author: Crusty metal school cafeteria mother

go back to reddit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#39243557)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: aggressive depressive garrison

cr

same applies to elevator crashes - why not just jump up right before it hits the ground?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24458439)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:50 PM
Author: Scarlet Bespoke Lay

hard part about this is timing. you never really know and the floor numbers aren't accurate in a free fall. but a plane theres no excuse to not know when youre close to the ground

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24458473)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: Lemon filthpig step-uncle's house

What if it is at night though bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24458499)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: Scarlet Bespoke Lay

see the lights, etc. its really not that hard if you think about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24458512)



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Date: February 22nd, 2014 12:59 PM
Author: mind-boggling nowag

dude, I have said this for like, 10 years of something. we must be BFF or at the very least twins. it's like you know what i'm thinking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#25065607)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 6:38 AM
Author: Silver old irish cottage

You don't even need to jump you can just climb up on the railing most elevators have at waist level.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30219428)



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Date: December 10th, 2019 3:04 PM
Author: Effete chocolate selfie



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:19 AM
Author: magical cruise ship toilet seat

Wouldn't the elevator floor stop your fall?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#47457791)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:47 PM
Author: carnelian titillating yarmulke

i love how this is a thought every 8 year old has had. anyone you talk to independently had this intuition as a kid and when you bring it up a smile of recognition comes on their face

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24458443)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:49 PM
Author: rusted boyish main people dog poop

I used to want to bring an umbrella so I could use it as a parachute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24458462)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: Cyan stag film twinkling uncleanness

or a gigantic shopping bag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24458521)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: Hideous aromatic institution circlehead

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24458496)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:54 PM
Author: Slimy station legal warrant

i used to not understand why I couldn't attach a fishing line from a fishing pole to the back of my pants and then reel myself in so that I would float off the ground.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24463478)



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Date: February 22nd, 2014 12:53 PM
Author: shivering aquamarine juggernaut

Well?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#25065592)



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Date: March 24th, 2015 1:06 PM
Author: amber wonderful regret

[Shitty Lakitu throwing Spinys]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#27546867)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:47 PM
Author: pearly racy tank double fault

you're still falling from 10,000 feet or whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24458447)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:49 PM
Author: red pocket flask

(physics n00b)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24458467)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:50 PM
Author: Galvanic immigrant rehab

almost no plane crashes are just the plane falling from the sky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24458471)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:50 PM
Author: jet-lagged plum athletic conference kitchen

Your done here lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24458478)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: pearly racy tank double fault

just exit a moving vehicle falling at 500mph

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24458491)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: Scarlet Bespoke Lay

you just jump the other way moron. like the planes going forward and down so you just jump out towards the rear of the plane. it'll still hurt but it'll balance a bit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24458502)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:55 PM
Author: pearly racy tank double fault

jumping from a colliding plane when it's like 100 feet from the ground is going to hit you harder than just jumping from a 100 foot building, and LOL at timing it out a lot better than that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24458528)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: jet-lagged plum athletic conference kitchen

Let's jump straight to simple English wikipedia: http://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Physics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24458515)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: opaque meetinghouse

Ummm.....it would be fine as long as you jumped out right above the ground....you'd only fall a few feet. What's so hard to understand about this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24458520)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:51 PM
Author: Scarlet Bespoke Lay

(guy who thinks a plane goes from 10,000 feet to 0 in 10 seconds)

you moron, you wait till you get close to the ground then jump/roll out of the exit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24458486)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: pearly racy tank double fault

It's not freefall but you're still being pulled down with the vehicle pretty hard, I don't think moving freely around is going to be too easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24458510)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: Scarlet Bespoke Lay

even terry schiavo could get out of the emergency exit from the emergency exit seat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24458518)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:55 PM
Author: opaque meetinghouse

you're getting destroyed ITT lil' breh you should consider retirement.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24458527)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 1:25 AM
Author: doobsian hospital

You're done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24467126)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: opaque meetinghouse

(idiot)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24458492)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:51 PM
Author: balding concupiscible kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24458483)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: Histrionic Citrine Sanctuary

yeah i wondered this too but a lot depends on the angle of the plane as it's crashing. obvs a nose dive would be the worst scenario but if the pilot slows the plane down to roughly 100mph or so it's prob doable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24458503)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: Scarlet Bespoke Lay

right, but its almost inexcusable for there to be no survivors in all of these plane crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24458525)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:56 PM
Author: balding concupiscible kitty

i never understood why so many people survive car accidents but not plane crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24458539)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:58 PM
Author: aggressive depressive garrison

something to do with airbags i think

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24458550)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:58 PM
Author: opaque meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24458557)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: balding concupiscible kitty

ahhh makes sense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24458566)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:57 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Pale Locus Trump Supporter

how the fuck does this thread have 35 posts?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24458546)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: Histrionic Citrine Sanctuary

only?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24458563)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: opaque meetinghouse

because there are a lot of stupid motherfuckers who actually don't know how to survive plane crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24458573)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:05 PM
Author: Scarlet Bespoke Lay

(guy who whistles "its a wonderful life" while sitting in the exit row while people climb over him jumping out of the emergency exit to safety)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24458638)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: opaque meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24458645)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: Startling useless parlour headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24467489)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: burgundy brethren international law enforcement agency

Also, why not just make the airplane from the same material as the black box?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24458569)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:04 PM
Author: Scarlet Bespoke Lay

i just dont think this would be cost effective, but it would surely make it so planes could survive crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24458630)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: jet-lagged plum athletic conference kitchen

Shitlawyer union won't let them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24458650)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:08 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Ungodly Boiling Water Market

lol

because it would be too heavy and wouldn't fly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24458667)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:19 PM
Author: balding concupiscible kitty

couldnt they just make the engines stronger?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24458771)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Ungodly Boiling Water Market

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24458776)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:30 PM
Author: burgundy brethren international law enforcement agency

lol like "lol can't believe i didn't think of that," right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24458853)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:36 PM
Author: Histrionic Citrine Sanctuary

LOL

yo ostrich....why aren't your wings stronger??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24458906)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:50 PM
Author: Talking Exciting Tanning Salon Dragon

lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24461754)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:57 AM
Author: laughsome coldplay fan

cq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#47457841)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: heady crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49397902)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:05 PM
Author: stirring house community account

After you jump out you've got to start running as fast as you can in the air though, to ensure a smooth landing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24458640)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:50 PM
Author: Talking Exciting Tanning Salon Dragon

lol'd irl from picturing this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24461763)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:37 PM
Author: Startled Jewess Set

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24463376)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 12:23 AM
Author: federal principal's office goyim

holy shit lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#26978677)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 2:03 AM
Author: razzle stage antidepressant drug

tyft mental image

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#26979022)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 8:52 AM
Author: curious sinister hunting ground

chortled, picturing road runner legs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#26979481)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: Tan Liquid Oxygen Round Eye

Aren't exit doors auto locked while the plane is moving? How do you get it open? And once you do, what's to say the force doesn't suck you out? Hoe many planes falling at 500 mph have people successfully jumped out of much less you? Not to mention all the other jack bauers on board fighting to get out and pushing your ass out too soon. Finally, you're going to still hit the ground pretty fucking hard regardless of how well you time the jump because of the airspeed. LJL at someone who thinks it would be just like jumping off a 3 foot ledge.

TL;DR: never change XO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24458652)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:08 PM
Author: opaque meetinghouse

"Finally, you're going to still hit the ground pretty fucking hard regardless of how well you time the jump because of the airspeed. LJL at someone who thinks it would be just like jumping off a 3 foot ledge"

Hey uhh...nice try bro but I have a Physics degree so perhaps you should defer. Yw.

Care to explain why it wouldn't be the same? Assuming you could dodge the explosion, oc...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24458664)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: Tan Liquid Oxygen Round Eye

Your degree taught you shit dumbass.

http://dsc.discovery.com/tv-shows/mythbusters/mythbusters-database/jump-in-falling-elevator.htm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24458786)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:11 PM
Author: opaque meetinghouse

"Hoe many planes falling at 500 mph have people successfully jumped out of much less you? "

it's because people panic and they jump from too high....if you time it to where you're like 20 feet above the ground you can pull it off with maybe a sprained ankle....broken leg at worst.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24458683)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:17 PM
Author: burgundy brethren international law enforcement agency

I also usually drink a glass of milk right before i fly so my bones are a little stronger just in case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24458752)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: opaque meetinghouse

yeah I mean every bit helps

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24458789)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:28 PM
Author: Diverse library background story

Gotta COP DAT Boniva bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24458843)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: stirring house community account

*legit retard*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24458769)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: Tan Liquid Oxygen Round Eye

Read up faggot

http://dsc.discovery.com/tv-shows/mythbusters/mythbusters-database/jump-in-falling-elevator.htm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24458790)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:22 PM
Author: stirring house community account

That's even easier, you don't have to worry about the plane exploding or landing on you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24458796)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:24 PM
Author: balding concupiscible kitty

titcr

chip kelly is done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24458803)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:24 PM
Author: opaque meetinghouse

yeah great evidence there bro citing an experiment run by two TTT hacks who don't even have STEM degrees.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24458801)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:32 PM
Author: Tan Liquid Oxygen Round Eye

LJL dude. You claim to have a physics degree but you and the mouthbreathers can't seem to stomach the fact that you would have to jump up faster than the plane is falling, which this experiment proves and is the exact point I first made. And no one could make that jump. /thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24458874)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:33 PM
Author: Adventurous Forum Factory Reset Button

show your work, faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24458881)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: opaque meetinghouse

cr what a clown lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24458893)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:33 PM
Author: opaque meetinghouse

right and all you could do is cite some neckbeard experiment conducted by the mythfaggots. go get your fuckin' shine box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24458888)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: Tan Liquid Oxygen Round Eye

"According to the laws of physics, both the elevator car and Buster dropped at the same breakneck speed. In order to overcome that velocity and survive the impact, Buster would've had to have jumped up faster than the elevator was racing down."

Show us your vast physics knowledge bro and tell me how you jump up faster than the plane is falling. Go ahead. You can't because you actually know nothing about physics. Done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24458911)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: opaque meetinghouse

am seriously lolling hard at your NOSTEM here breh.

you're a riot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24458913)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:39 PM
Author: Tan Liquid Oxygen Round Eye

LJL. You're done here until you explain. I offered my explanation of why you're an idiot. Prove me wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24458922)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:42 PM
Author: opaque meetinghouse

? I don't need to prove you wrong faggot I have a Physics B.S.

If you can't understand the simple and trivial analogy of jumping from the surface of the plane and jumping from a ledge a few feet above the ground then god help you.

I sure hope you don't practice law with those analytical "skills"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24458939)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:44 PM
Author: Adventurous Forum Factory Reset Button

i thought you had a ph.d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24458955)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:47 PM
Author: opaque meetinghouse

same thing

but no yeah i gave up those dreams to become a full-time poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24458991)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:39 PM
Author: Adventurous Forum Factory Reset Button

you are working in an overly simplistic newtonian framework.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24458921)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:25 PM
Author: Adventurous Forum Factory Reset Button

this experiment is obviously flawed. They used a dummy instead of a real person, so the physics are completely different

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24458814)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: stirring house community account

LJL, how could the dummy even jump?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24458850)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:31 PM
Author: opaque meetinghouse

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24458868)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: Tan Liquid Oxygen Round Eye

(Kia salesman laughing off crash test results)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24458891)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: stirring house community account

Did you even read your link? The person SURVIVED the fall. You are DONE HERE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24458899)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:38 PM
Author: Tan Liquid Oxygen Round Eye

How are the "physics" different mouthbreather?

According to the laws of physics, both the elevator car and Buster dropped at the same breakneck speed. In order to overcome that velocity and survive the impact, Buster would've had to have jumped up faster than the elevator was racing down.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24458914)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: stirring house community account

The ACTUAL PERSON survived, obviously Buster the dummy was unable to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24458934)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 7:10 PM
Author: brindle boistinker

LOL tyft

great flame or you are legitimately retarded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24464253)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: Galvanic immigrant rehab

chip kelly juggernaut is DONE HERE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24458912)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 11:08 PM
Author: pearl talented goal in life halford

worst selfpwn i've seen in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24459190)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:15 PM
Author: sticky public bath

really embarassing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24461579)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:38 PM
Author: Scarlet Bespoke Lay

no one here has actually refuted this theory besids lol retard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24458916)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: Tan Liquid Oxygen Round Eye

According to the laws of physics, both the elevator car and Buster dropped at the same breakneck speed. In order to overcome that velocity and survive the impact, Buster would've had to have jumped up faster than the elevator was racing down.

Explain retard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24458937)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:42 PM
Author: stirring house community account

Did you even read your link?

The ACTUAL PERSON survived, obviously Buster the dummy was unable to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24458946)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:43 PM
Author: Startled Jewess Set

http://www.troll.me/images/kells/well-obviously.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24463420)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:39 PM
Author: Histrionic Citrine Sanctuary

Bort,

what's the debate and who is between?

tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24458923)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:47 PM
Author: Scarlet Bespoke Lay

these people who can't think for themselves just buy into common misconceptions without thinking of alternative possibilities and refute notions even when confronted with hard evidence

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24458985)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:42 PM
Author: Hateful ruby rigpig

well executed flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24458942)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:13 PM
Author: Comical Chest-beating Area Mexican

holy shit not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24660691)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:55 PM
Author: zippy cracking incel

tl;dr

why don't airlines give everyone a parachute; why do i get a flotation device while flying over land?

also, why do people drown in their cars, why can't they just open a window and swim out?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24459061)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 11:03 PM
Author: Turquoise Gas Station Milk

it has been done successfully, see the capt sullenberger flight where he was renowned for his heroism by instructing all passengers in this method successfully.

but also has been done unsuccessfully, see the capt sum ting wong flight where that girl tried it and survived but then didn't stick the landing and got run over by the ambulance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24459141)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 11:06 PM
Author: stirring house community account

cr, Sully had the foresight to get everyone out on the wing so they could all jump in tandem without the seats getting in the way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24459165)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:53 PM
Author: Geriatric church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24463475)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:50 AM
Author: Rose odious office feces

Actually a few people do this in almost every plane crash, but they usually get run over and killed by FAGGOT FIREFIGHTERS who are responding. It gets swept under by the liberal media.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24460025)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 2:09 AM
Author: Deranged alpha theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24460301)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:54 PM
Author: Geriatric church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24463481)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 3:39 AM
Author: chrome haunting school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24460568)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 8:26 AM
Author: Cream resort

the scariest thing about this thread?

the people that dont realize its flame.

WTF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24460761)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 10:00 AM
Author: Scarlet Bespoke Lay

Sorry you can't think for yourself and you buy into the airline industry lies. The reason they don't want people to know they can survive is because then the emergency exit seats get crowded and people panic trying to be the ones selected to survive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24460970)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:46 PM
Author: Cream resort

the ONLY question that matters.

how can i change?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24463445)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 10:03 AM
Author: Scarlet Bespoke Lay

If I was in 100 plane crashes with hull loss,I guarantee you I would survive 88-90

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24460980)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:05 PM
Author: Soggy Disrespectful Stage Reading Party

i bet you could engineer a much more survivable plane. why do they crack and explode even when they land on a runway too hard?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24461533)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:11 PM
Author: supple bat-shit-crazy scourge upon the earth

(guy who didn't see the Asiana crash)

The plane literally flipped around in the air and smashed down again and didn't break apart.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24461562)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:21 PM
Author: Soggy Disrespectful Stage Reading Party

that was pretty good. it's tail cracked off but because it basically directly rammed into the runway platform.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24461620)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:08 PM
Author: bull headed fragrant roast beef

i won't speak to plane crashes, but regarding plunging elevators (same principle) i really don't understand how jumping at the last second doesn't prevent injury.

there is a ride at the fair that is basically like a massive platform that goes up hundreds of feet in the air, and then *drops*, hundreds of feet. when you drop, standing on the platform, it's like you are weightless. there is no downward force driving you towards the earth (otherwise, everyone on the ride would fly through the bottom of the platform and die).

in an elevator, it should be much the same. you should be weightless, and able to jump upwards to avoid impact as the elevator makes contact with the bottom of the shaft. the greater concern seems to be flying through the roof of the elevator.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24461546)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:15 PM
Author: Scarlet Bespoke Lay

Jumping absolutely prevents injury. You'll be fine. The hard part is timing the jump. Everyone who jumps at the right time will survive and free of injury. Just hard timing it. Jump too early you literally are fucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24461577)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:15 PM
Author: bull headed fragrant roast beef

cr

the voice of reason

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24461581)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:18 PM
Author: Soggy Disrespectful Stage Reading Party

i think this is how they filmed the movie gravity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24461597)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:20 PM
Author: nudist gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24461615)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:20 PM
Author: electric vermilion bawdyhouse

If the plane is going to crash into a body of water, would it be credited to dive in or do a cannon ball into the water? Does it even matter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24461608)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:25 PM
Author: Scarlet Bespoke Lay

You'd survive the fall but if you're far from land you're gonna get shark-pwned which is just as bad if not worse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24461643)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:32 PM
Author: Soggy Disrespectful Stage Reading Party

a terminal velocity free fall into water is likely not survivable (and you may drown anyway after breaking your legs and ribs), but there's probably a material chance of surviving. i think there are recorded survival stories of this.

and as for entry position, do a pencil:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MythBusters_(2011_season)#Episode_167_.E2.80.93_Dodge_a_Bullet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24461671)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 3:31 AM
Author: Rose odious office feces

dood just throw your carry on into the water first to break the surface tension then you'll be fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24467435)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:52 PM
Author: Slimy station legal warrant

happened to me we all jumped at the last second most of us just jumped like nbd, I did a cannonball to show off, fat kid did too but ended up bellyflopping and we all had a hearty lulz at that as we waited for the coast guard to show up to pick us all up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24463468)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:41 PM
Author: harsh lime den

I read somewhere that a good number of people actually do survive plane crashes (and not bullshit runway ones), but will inevitably die in the fireball, from exposure, or from blood loss. A couple of people even survived the impact from the Lockerbie bombing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24463397)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:56 PM
Author: khaki lascivious queen of the night space

ps: ................ ... is assless chaps. if you ever catch yourself engaging with him in another thread remember this one. guaranteed he will be just as insightful in the others.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24463492)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 6:52 PM
Author: contagious hell boltzmann

(Jeff Bridges)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24464186)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: Startling useless parlour headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24467490)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 3:58 AM
Author: Irate Cerise Piazza Cuckoldry

best thread i've read on XO in over a year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24467505)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 12:22 PM
Author: Filthy floppy hairy legs

I read this entire thread while taking a shit at the airport yesterday and was laughing my ass off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24468690)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 12:54 PM
Author: Scarlet Bespoke Lay

Everytime I'm in an airplane I just laugh at how people sit in the exit rows for the extra leg room not realizing that sitting there can actually save their lives.

Just funny as hell how people are scared of flying bc of plane crashes. This thread just reconfirms how much of the world is stupid and expects the government to save them. I see responses like "just make planes safer," MOAR regulation" like no bro, just realize you can do something to save yourself in plane crashes. Take some personal responsibility.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24468814)



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Date: December 9th, 2013 6:06 PM
Author: Scarlet Bespoke Lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24604642)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:12 PM
Author: Comical Chest-beating Area Mexican

ty, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24660687)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 1:29 AM
Author: Self-absorbed Rough-skinned Menage Stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#26978958)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:10 PM
Author: fear-inspiring sooty private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24660669)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:21 PM
Author: claret ceo center

awesome thread, but you cant survive a plane crash. or elevator crash. or any crash where you exceed 40mph in a ton of metal which comes to an abrupt stop (cars have crumple zones which help so add a few mph to energy dissipated). The KE=1/2mv2 formulae applies and all that energy is going into you with far more force than a bullet. your bones will crack, your skin will rupture, your eardrums and membranes will explode due to pressure differential and finally you will die in a blazing fireball composed of hot metal fragments.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24660765)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:23 PM
Author: Comical Chest-beating Area Mexican

well this is where you then apply the ingenious techniques from the "how do people die in the fire?" thread, hosted by Dr. Dessert Fox.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24660784)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:24 PM
Author: Anal nubile water buffalo

show your work breh. i know at least three people that survived plane crashes via the jump technique. last time i checked, they're skin and membranes were intact.

lol, plane noob.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24660786)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:25 PM
Author: razzmatazz location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24660798)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 4:14 PM
Author: Scarlet Bespoke Lay

This is retarded flame. If you jump in an elevator or any sort of falling object you're no longer traveling with it. You're not living in some alternate universe just bc you're on an airplane bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24661104)



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Date: March 8th, 2014 9:35 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle sandwich

if only the malaysian airline passengers were informed about the life-saving treasure trove of survival techniques by XO'ers ITT...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#25152884)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 12:08 AM
Author: Scarlet Bespoke Lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#26978590)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 2:01 AM
Author: razzle stage antidepressant drug

if u can't time ur jump correctly u might as well pile up as many of those inflatable cushions as possible / airline pillows and jump on top of that, impact will just be like hitting the bed with ur hot second cousin on top of u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#26979019)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 2:08 AM
Author: violet gaping

woah, it's you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#26979031)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 4:21 AM
Author: vivacious sienna police squad becky

and how come people don't fly right off the face of the earth, since earth spins so fast and has a lot of angular momentum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#26979235)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 9:00 AM
Author: Irradiated mad-dog skullcap

Uh they do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#26979504)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 1:05 PM
Author: Scarlet Bespoke Lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#27109515)



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Date: January 15th, 2015 2:09 AM
Author: razzle stage antidepressant drug

(guy who has never seen a bird fly)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#27120838)



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Date: January 15th, 2015 1:25 AM
Author: Maize cowardly ticket booth therapy

Why not just stick a spare engine and a large parachute in the cargo compartment in case the plane begins to fall out of the sky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#27120668)



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Date: March 24th, 2015 12:56 PM
Author: Drab Deep Idiot Locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#27546822)



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Date: December 1st, 2015 11:22 PM
Author: Scarlet Bespoke Lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29287414)



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Date: January 3rd, 2016 12:14 PM
Author: Scarlet Bespoke Lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29510766)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 6:33 AM
Author: Silver old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30219423)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 7:38 AM
Author: Alcoholic big philosopher-king

I cant believe ive never seen this thread before.

Ty for all the tips gentlemen, ill make sure to remember all ive learned in this thread for use in a future emergency.

Uninflated 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30219497)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 7:41 AM
Author: Cordovan appetizing box office elastic band

This is one of a series of 180 "just jump" threads from that era. I can't remember the thread title but there is another hilarious one where OP was expressing confusion at how people die when they fall from tall buildings... "why they don't just grab the sidewalk canopy before they hit the pavement," etc.

edit: cant find the thread I'm talking about, but here was a follow-up thread riffing on the same idea http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2467138&mc=25&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30219500)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 8:26 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30219569)



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Date: May 12th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: Silver old irish cottage

HOF thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30464144)



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Date: September 24th, 2016 12:16 PM
Author: impressive masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31480262)



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Date: November 9th, 2018 12:18 PM
Author: Scarlet Bespoke Lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#37197656)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 12:49 PM
Author: Charismatic avocado stock car field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#37918578)



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Date: May 25th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: Scarlet Bespoke Lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#38290169)



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Date: December 10th, 2019 3:01 PM
Author: disturbing ebony jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#39243529)



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Date: December 10th, 2019 3:03 PM
Author: Wine Spectacular Hissy Fit Faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#39243540)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:17 AM
Author: magical cruise ship toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#47457788)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:21 AM
Author: heady crotch

a certified ZoZo Classic™ thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#47457795)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 1:32 AM
Author: brass temple blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#47457883)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:59 AM
Author: yellow shaky shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#47457843)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: Scarlet Bespoke Lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49397800)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: heady crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49397898)