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how the fuck do people not survive plane crashes?

why dont people just line up at the emergency exit and jump ...
pale potus
  11/17/13
wow great point man
Arousing Mahogany Church Building
  11/17/13
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Fishy field
  02/09/14
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pale potus
  12/01/13
jejumos = chink laguardians are cumskin and thus immune to ...
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  03/24/26
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  03/24/26
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nyuug
  03/25/26
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  03/25/26
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marvelous grizzly half-breed
  11/17/13
you mean so like the plane lands on top of them in a huge fi...
Beady-eyed cyan indirect expression
  11/17/13
Jump as far to the side as you can then stop drop and roll. ...
Titillating peach halford
  11/17/13
don't forget to drop 30k feet into the ocean with your body ...
Beta diverse azn
  11/18/13
tp
Cracking yellow persian
  11/03/25
(Guy who is completely submerged in obvious flame)
fighting pearl rigor
  12/01/13
not flame someone in my freshman history class suggested thi...
Costumed lime dragon
  11/17/13
i know a dude who actually did it. still cant believe he pul...
marvelous grizzly half-breed
  11/17/13
probably just timed the jump RIGHT before the plane hit the ...
Costumed lime dragon
  11/17/13
right, i mean to be safe i'd do it from like 20-30 feet, id ...
pale potus
  11/17/13
yeah exactly
Costumed lime dragon
  11/17/13
i'm pretty sure this is not how physics works.
irate mint kitty cat
  12/22/14
pretty sure you're an dumb fage (imagine I produced that lik...
Costumed lime dragon
  12/22/14
go back to reddit
Floppy Heaven Affirmative Action
  12/10/19
cr same applies to elevator crashes - why not just jump u...
vivacious aggressive preventive strike temple
  11/17/13
hard part about this is timing. you never really know and th...
pale potus
  11/17/13
What if it is at night though bro?
carmine pisswyrm resort
  11/17/13
see the lights, etc. its really not that hard if you think a...
pale potus
  11/17/13
dude, I have said this for like, 10 years of something. we ...
demanding big location background story
  02/22/14
You don't even need to jump you can just climb up on the rai...
dashing embarrassed to the bone trailer park
  04/07/16
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exhilarant green sandwich
  12/10/19
Wouldn't the elevator floor stop your fall?
Honey-headed curious hissy fit mental disorder
  03/03/24
i love how this is a thought every 8 year old has had. anyon...
Concupiscible twisted native partner
  11/17/13
I used to want to bring an umbrella so I could use it as a p...
Bright supple doctorate
  11/17/13
or a gigantic shopping bag
black balding principal's office queen of the night
  11/17/13
?
Lake Friendly Grandma Lodge
  11/17/13
i used to not understand why I couldn't attach a fishing lin...
Passionate school cafeteria trump supporter
  11/18/13
Well?
fragrant brunch mediation
  02/22/14
[Shitty Lakitu throwing Spinys]
multi-colored base fortuitous meteor
  03/24/15
you're still falling from 10,000 feet or whatever
Cerebral property
  11/17/13
(physics n00b)
marvelous grizzly half-breed
  11/17/13
almost no plane crashes are just the plane falling from the ...
yapping gold stock car
  11/17/13
Your done here lol
unhinged ocher police squad dilemma
  11/17/13
just exit a moving vehicle falling at 500mph
Cerebral property
  11/17/13
you just jump the other way moron. like the planes going for...
pale potus
  11/17/13
jumping from a colliding plane when it's like 100 feet from ...
Cerebral property
  11/17/13
Let's jump straight to simple English wikipedia: http://simp...
unhinged ocher police squad dilemma
  11/17/13
Ummm.....it would be fine as long as you jumped out right ab...
Costumed lime dragon
  11/17/13
(guy who thinks a plane goes from 10,000 feet to 0 in 10 sec...
pale potus
  11/17/13
It's not freefall but you're still being pulled down with th...
Cerebral property
  11/17/13
even terry schiavo could get out of the emergency exit from ...
pale potus
  11/17/13
you're getting destroyed ITT lil' breh you should consider r...
Costumed lime dragon
  11/17/13
You're done here
Contagious market
  11/19/13
(idiot)
Costumed lime dragon
  11/17/13
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Judgmental snowy brethren
  11/17/13
yeah i wondered this too but a lot depends on the angle of t...
Aphrodisiac dog poop
  11/17/13
right, but its almost inexcusable for there to be no survivo...
pale potus
  11/17/13
i never understood why so many people survive car accidents ...
Judgmental snowy brethren
  11/17/13
something to do with airbags i think
vivacious aggressive preventive strike temple
  11/17/13
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Costumed lime dragon
  11/17/13
ahhh makes sense
Judgmental snowy brethren
  11/17/13
how the fuck does this thread have 35 posts?
aquamarine crackhouse ceo
  11/17/13
only?
Aphrodisiac dog poop
  11/17/13
because there are a lot of stupid motherfuckers who actually...
Costumed lime dragon
  11/17/13
(guy who whistles "its a wonderful life" while sit...
pale potus
  11/17/13
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Costumed lime dragon
  11/17/13
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lavender digit ratio spot
  11/19/13
Also, why not just make the airplane from the same material ...
Iridescent self-absorbed weed whacker corner
  11/17/13
i just dont think this would be cost effective, but it would...
pale potus
  11/17/13
Shitlawyer union won't let them
unhinged ocher police squad dilemma
  11/17/13
lol because it would be too heavy and wouldn't fly
alcoholic soul-stirring theater
  11/17/13
couldnt they just make the engines stronger?
Judgmental snowy brethren
  11/17/13
lol
alcoholic soul-stirring theater
  11/17/13
lol like "lol can't believe i didn't think of that,&quo...
Iridescent self-absorbed weed whacker corner
  11/17/13
LOL yo ostrich....why aren't your wings stronger??
Aphrodisiac dog poop
  11/17/13
lmao.
Beta diverse azn
  11/18/13
cq
hairraiser plum set multi-billionaire
  03/03/24
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Cracking yellow persian
  11/03/25
After you jump out you've got to start running as fast as yo...
jet abusive goyim
  11/17/13
lol'd irl from picturing this
Beta diverse azn
  11/18/13
Underrated
galvanic ruby box office clown
  11/18/13
holy shit lol
Razzle-dazzle mischievous pit immigrant
  12/22/14
tyft mental image
Brass Bat Shit Crazy Lay
  12/22/14
chortled, picturing road runner legs.
Cordovan boyish gas station becky
  12/22/14
Aren't exit doors auto locked while the plane is moving? How...
Big-titted mustard black woman double fault
  11/17/13
"Finally, you're going to still hit the ground pretty f...
Costumed lime dragon
  11/17/13
Your degree taught you shit dumbass. http://dsc.discover...
Big-titted mustard black woman double fault
  11/17/13
"Hoe many planes falling at 500 mph have people success...
Costumed lime dragon
  11/17/13
I also usually drink a glass of milk right before i fly so m...
Iridescent self-absorbed weed whacker corner
  11/17/13
yeah I mean every bit helps
Costumed lime dragon
  11/17/13
Gotta COP DAT Boniva bro
talented carnelian parlor
  11/17/13
*legit retard*
jet abusive goyim
  11/17/13
Read up faggot http://dsc.discovery.com/tv-shows/mythbust...
Big-titted mustard black woman double fault
  11/17/13
That's even easier, you don't have to worry about the plane ...
jet abusive goyim
  11/17/13
titcr chip kelly is done here
Judgmental snowy brethren
  11/17/13
yeah great evidence there bro citing an experiment run by tw...
Costumed lime dragon
  11/17/13
LJL dude. You claim to have a physics degree but you and the...
Big-titted mustard black woman double fault
  11/17/13
show your work, faggot
Confused locale
  11/17/13
cr what a clown lol
Costumed lime dragon
  11/17/13
right and all you could do is cite some neckbeard experiment...
Costumed lime dragon
  11/17/13
"According to the laws of physics, both the elevator ca...
Big-titted mustard black woman double fault
  11/17/13
am seriously lolling hard at your NOSTEM here breh. ...
Costumed lime dragon
  11/17/13
LJL. You're done here until you explain. I offered my explan...
Big-titted mustard black woman double fault
  11/17/13
? I don't need to prove you wrong faggot I have a Physics B....
Costumed lime dragon
  11/17/13
i thought you had a ph.d
Confused locale
  11/17/13
same thing but no yeah i gave up those dreams to be...
Costumed lime dragon
  11/17/13
you are working in an overly simplistic newtonian framework....
Confused locale
  11/17/13
this experiment is obviously flawed. They used a dummy inste...
Confused locale
  11/17/13
LJL, how could the dummy even jump?
jet abusive goyim
  11/17/13
LOL
Costumed lime dragon
  11/17/13
(Kia salesman laughing off crash test results)
Big-titted mustard black woman double fault
  11/17/13
Did you even read your link? The person SURVIVED the fall. ...
jet abusive goyim
  11/17/13
How are the "physics" different mouthbreather? ...
Big-titted mustard black woman double fault
  11/17/13
The ACTUAL PERSON survived, obviously Buster the dummy was u...
jet abusive goyim
  11/17/13
LOL tyft great flame or you are legitimately retarded
Exciting stain piazza
  11/18/13
chip kelly juggernaut is DONE HERE
yapping gold stock car
  11/17/13
worst selfpwn i've seen in a while
razzmatazz territorial abode
  11/17/13
really embarassing
provocative haunted graveyard
  11/18/13
no one here has actually refuted this theory besids lol reta...
pale potus
  11/17/13
According to the laws of physics, both the elevator car and ...
Big-titted mustard black woman double fault
  11/17/13
Did you even read your link? The ACTUAL PERSON survived, ...
jet abusive goyim
  11/17/13
http://www.troll.me/images/kells/well-obviously.jpg
galvanic ruby box office clown
  11/18/13
Bort, what's the debate and who is between? tyia
Aphrodisiac dog poop
  11/17/13
these people who can't think for themselves just buy into co...
pale potus
  11/17/13
well executed flame
Rose outnumbered church
  11/17/13
holy shit not flame
stirring pozpig
  12/17/13
tl;dr why don't airlines give everyone a parachute; why d...
chest-beating bonkers laser beams gaming laptop
  11/17/13
it has been done successfully, see the capt sullenberger fli...
chocolate sanctuary striped hyena
  11/17/13
cr, Sully had the foresight to get everyone out on the wing ...
jet abusive goyim
  11/17/13
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mind-boggling swollen hall hairy legs
  11/18/13
Actually a few people do this in almost every plane crash, ...
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mind-boggling swollen hall hairy legs
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mauve roast beef
  11/18/13
the scariest thing about this thread? the people that don...
Indigo Overrated Theater Stage Deer Antler
  11/18/13
Sorry you can't think for yourself and you buy into the airl...
pale potus
  11/18/13
the ONLY question that matters. how can i change?
Indigo Overrated Theater Stage Deer Antler
  11/18/13
If I was in 100 plane crashes with hull loss,I guarantee you...
pale potus
  11/18/13
i bet you could engineer a much more survivable plane. why ...
salmon sneaky criminal reading party
  11/18/13
(guy who didn't see the Asiana crash) The plane literally...
hairless federal ticket booth
  11/18/13
that was pretty good. it's tail cracked off but because it ...
salmon sneaky criminal reading party
  11/18/13
i won't speak to plane crashes, but regarding plunging eleva...
wonderful boiling water hospital
  11/18/13
Jumping absolutely prevents injury. You'll be fine. The hard...
pale potus
  11/18/13
cr the voice of reason
wonderful boiling water hospital
  11/18/13
i think this is how they filmed the movie gravity.
salmon sneaky criminal reading party
  11/18/13
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rambunctious bespoke giraffe
  11/18/13
If the plane is going to crash into a body of water, would i...
Amber state goal in life
  11/18/13
You'd survive the fall but if you're far from land you're go...
pale potus
  11/18/13
a terminal velocity free fall into water is likely not survi...
salmon sneaky criminal reading party
  11/18/13
dood just throw your carry on into the water first to break ...
House-broken university travel guidebook
  11/19/13
happened to me we all jumped at the last second most of us j...
Passionate school cafeteria trump supporter
  11/18/13
I read somewhere that a good number of people actually do su...
Orchid racy plaza kitty
  11/18/13
ps: ................ ... is assless chaps. if you ever catch...
Histrionic Cheese-eating Fanboi
  11/18/13
(Jeff Bridges)
violent volcanic crater shrine
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lavender digit ratio spot
  11/19/13
best thread i've read on XO in over a year
Cream cuckoldry space
  11/19/13
I read this entire thread while taking a shit at the airport...
vibrant turquoise foreskin
  11/19/13
Everytime I'm in an airplane I just laugh at how people sit ...
pale potus
  11/19/13
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pale potus
  12/09/13
ty, brother.
stirring pozpig
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vigorous theatre
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autistic orchestra pit
  12/17/13
awesome thread, but you cant survive a plane crash. or eleva...
bisexual sick marketing idea
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well this is where you then apply the ingenious techniques f...
stirring pozpig
  12/17/13
show your work breh. i know at least three people that survi...
Heady bossy library
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sepia chapel toaster
  12/17/13
This is retarded flame. If you jump in an elevator or any so...
pale potus
  12/17/13
if only the malaysian airline passengers were informed about...
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pale potus
  12/22/14
if u can't time ur jump correctly u might as well pile up as...
Brass Bat Shit Crazy Lay
  12/22/14
woah, it's you
startling locus
  12/22/14
and how come people don't fly right off the face of the eart...
Sooty razzle house
  12/22/14
Uh they do
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pale potus
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(guy who has never seen a bird fly)
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Why not just stick a spare engine and a large parachute in t...
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:45 PM
Author: pale potus

why dont people just line up at the emergency exit and jump out right before the plane hits the ground? Seems literally retarded that people don't do this more. Most people will die but the people at the exits should never die.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24458418)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:45 PM
Author: Arousing Mahogany Church Building

wow great point man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24458428)



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Date: February 9th, 2014 8:28 AM
Author: Fishy field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24982725)



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Date: December 1st, 2013 5:59 PM
Author: pale potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24547190)



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Date: March 24th, 2026 3:52 AM
Author: nyuug

jejumos = chink

laguardians are cumskin and thus immune to plane crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49764393)



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Date: March 24th, 2026 8:08 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49766508)



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Date: March 25th, 2026 6:14 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49768855)



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Date: March 25th, 2026 8:10 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49769159)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: marvelous grizzly half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24458433)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: Beady-eyed cyan indirect expression

you mean so like the plane lands on top of them in a huge fireball? yeah i don't know why people don't do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24458436)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: Titillating peach halford

Jump as far to the side as you can then stop drop and roll. Should be NBD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24458514)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:47 PM
Author: Beta diverse azn

don't forget to drop 30k feet into the ocean with your body shaped like a needle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24461748)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: Cracking yellow persian

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49397901)



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Date: December 1st, 2013 6:05 PM
Author: fighting pearl rigor

(Guy who is completely submerged in obvious flame)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24547218)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: Costumed lime dragon

not flame someone in my freshman history class suggested this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24458438)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:47 PM
Author: marvelous grizzly half-breed

i know a dude who actually did it. still cant believe he pulled it off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24458449)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: Costumed lime dragon

probably just timed the jump RIGHT before the plane hit the ground so that it was basically like he just jumped off a ledge a couple feet above the ground.

I mean once you jump off the plane it's easy but timing the jump right seems hard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24458489)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: pale potus

right, i mean to be safe i'd do it from like 20-30 feet, id break a leg and shit but i wouldn't get plane-exploding into the ground pwned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24458506)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: Costumed lime dragon

yeah exactly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24458508)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 12:25 AM
Author: irate mint kitty cat

i'm pretty sure this is not how physics works.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#26978690)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 3:01 AM
Author: Costumed lime dragon

pretty sure you're an dumb fage (imagine I produced that like the yogurt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#26979134)



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Date: December 10th, 2019 3:06 PM
Author: Floppy Heaven Affirmative Action

go back to reddit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#39243557)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: vivacious aggressive preventive strike temple

cr

same applies to elevator crashes - why not just jump up right before it hits the ground?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24458439)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:50 PM
Author: pale potus

hard part about this is timing. you never really know and the floor numbers aren't accurate in a free fall. but a plane theres no excuse to not know when youre close to the ground

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24458473)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: carmine pisswyrm resort

What if it is at night though bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24458499)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: pale potus

see the lights, etc. its really not that hard if you think about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24458512)



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Date: February 22nd, 2014 12:59 PM
Author: demanding big location background story

dude, I have said this for like, 10 years of something. we must be BFF or at the very least twins. it's like you know what i'm thinking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#25065607)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 6:38 AM
Author: dashing embarrassed to the bone trailer park

You don't even need to jump you can just climb up on the railing most elevators have at waist level.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30219428)



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Date: December 10th, 2019 3:04 PM
Author: exhilarant green sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#39243547)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:19 AM
Author: Honey-headed curious hissy fit mental disorder

Wouldn't the elevator floor stop your fall?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#47457791)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:47 PM
Author: Concupiscible twisted native partner

i love how this is a thought every 8 year old has had. anyone you talk to independently had this intuition as a kid and when you bring it up a smile of recognition comes on their face

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24458443)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:49 PM
Author: Bright supple doctorate

I used to want to bring an umbrella so I could use it as a parachute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24458462)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: black balding principal's office queen of the night

or a gigantic shopping bag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24458521)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: Lake Friendly Grandma Lodge

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24458496)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:54 PM
Author: Passionate school cafeteria trump supporter

i used to not understand why I couldn't attach a fishing line from a fishing pole to the back of my pants and then reel myself in so that I would float off the ground.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24463478)



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Date: February 22nd, 2014 12:53 PM
Author: fragrant brunch mediation

Well?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#25065592)



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Date: March 24th, 2015 1:06 PM
Author: multi-colored base fortuitous meteor

[Shitty Lakitu throwing Spinys]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#27546867)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:47 PM
Author: Cerebral property

you're still falling from 10,000 feet or whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24458447)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:49 PM
Author: marvelous grizzly half-breed

(physics n00b)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24458467)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:50 PM
Author: yapping gold stock car

almost no plane crashes are just the plane falling from the sky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24458471)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:50 PM
Author: unhinged ocher police squad dilemma

Your done here lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24458478)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: Cerebral property

just exit a moving vehicle falling at 500mph

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24458491)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: pale potus

you just jump the other way moron. like the planes going forward and down so you just jump out towards the rear of the plane. it'll still hurt but it'll balance a bit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24458502)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:55 PM
Author: Cerebral property

jumping from a colliding plane when it's like 100 feet from the ground is going to hit you harder than just jumping from a 100 foot building, and LOL at timing it out a lot better than that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24458528)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: unhinged ocher police squad dilemma

Let's jump straight to simple English wikipedia: http://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Physics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24458515)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: Costumed lime dragon

Ummm.....it would be fine as long as you jumped out right above the ground....you'd only fall a few feet. What's so hard to understand about this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24458520)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:51 PM
Author: pale potus

(guy who thinks a plane goes from 10,000 feet to 0 in 10 seconds)

you moron, you wait till you get close to the ground then jump/roll out of the exit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24458486)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: Cerebral property

It's not freefall but you're still being pulled down with the vehicle pretty hard, I don't think moving freely around is going to be too easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24458510)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: pale potus

even terry schiavo could get out of the emergency exit from the emergency exit seat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24458518)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:55 PM
Author: Costumed lime dragon

you're getting destroyed ITT lil' breh you should consider retirement.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24458527)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 1:25 AM
Author: Contagious market

You're done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24467126)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: Costumed lime dragon

(idiot)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24458492)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:51 PM
Author: Judgmental snowy brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24458483)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac dog poop

yeah i wondered this too but a lot depends on the angle of the plane as it's crashing. obvs a nose dive would be the worst scenario but if the pilot slows the plane down to roughly 100mph or so it's prob doable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24458503)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: pale potus

right, but its almost inexcusable for there to be no survivors in all of these plane crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24458525)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:56 PM
Author: Judgmental snowy brethren

i never understood why so many people survive car accidents but not plane crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24458539)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:58 PM
Author: vivacious aggressive preventive strike temple

something to do with airbags i think

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24458550)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:58 PM
Author: Costumed lime dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24458557)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: Judgmental snowy brethren

ahhh makes sense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24458566)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:57 PM
Author: aquamarine crackhouse ceo

how the fuck does this thread have 35 posts?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24458546)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac dog poop

only?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24458563)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: Costumed lime dragon

because there are a lot of stupid motherfuckers who actually don't know how to survive plane crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24458573)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:05 PM
Author: pale potus

(guy who whistles "its a wonderful life" while sitting in the exit row while people climb over him jumping out of the emergency exit to safety)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24458638)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: Costumed lime dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24458645)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: lavender digit ratio spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24467489)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: Iridescent self-absorbed weed whacker corner

Also, why not just make the airplane from the same material as the black box?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24458569)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:04 PM
Author: pale potus

i just dont think this would be cost effective, but it would surely make it so planes could survive crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24458630)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: unhinged ocher police squad dilemma

Shitlawyer union won't let them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24458650)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:08 PM
Author: alcoholic soul-stirring theater

lol

because it would be too heavy and wouldn't fly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24458667)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:19 PM
Author: Judgmental snowy brethren

couldnt they just make the engines stronger?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24458771)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: alcoholic soul-stirring theater

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24458776)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:30 PM
Author: Iridescent self-absorbed weed whacker corner

lol like "lol can't believe i didn't think of that," right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24458853)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:36 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac dog poop

LOL

yo ostrich....why aren't your wings stronger??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24458906)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:50 PM
Author: Beta diverse azn

lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24461754)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:57 AM
Author: hairraiser plum set multi-billionaire

cq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#47457841)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: Cracking yellow persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49397902)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:05 PM
Author: jet abusive goyim

After you jump out you've got to start running as fast as you can in the air though, to ensure a smooth landing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24458640)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:50 PM
Author: Beta diverse azn

lol'd irl from picturing this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24461763)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:37 PM
Author: galvanic ruby box office clown

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24463376)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 12:23 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle mischievous pit immigrant

holy shit lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#26978677)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 2:03 AM
Author: Brass Bat Shit Crazy Lay

tyft mental image

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#26979022)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 8:52 AM
Author: Cordovan boyish gas station becky

chortled, picturing road runner legs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#26979481)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: Big-titted mustard black woman double fault

Aren't exit doors auto locked while the plane is moving? How do you get it open? And once you do, what's to say the force doesn't suck you out? Hoe many planes falling at 500 mph have people successfully jumped out of much less you? Not to mention all the other jack bauers on board fighting to get out and pushing your ass out too soon. Finally, you're going to still hit the ground pretty fucking hard regardless of how well you time the jump because of the airspeed. LJL at someone who thinks it would be just like jumping off a 3 foot ledge.

TL;DR: never change XO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24458652)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:08 PM
Author: Costumed lime dragon

"Finally, you're going to still hit the ground pretty fucking hard regardless of how well you time the jump because of the airspeed. LJL at someone who thinks it would be just like jumping off a 3 foot ledge"

Hey uhh...nice try bro but I have a Physics degree so perhaps you should defer. Yw.

Care to explain why it wouldn't be the same? Assuming you could dodge the explosion, oc...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24458664)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: Big-titted mustard black woman double fault

Your degree taught you shit dumbass.

http://dsc.discovery.com/tv-shows/mythbusters/mythbusters-database/jump-in-falling-elevator.htm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24458786)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:11 PM
Author: Costumed lime dragon

"Hoe many planes falling at 500 mph have people successfully jumped out of much less you? "

it's because people panic and they jump from too high....if you time it to where you're like 20 feet above the ground you can pull it off with maybe a sprained ankle....broken leg at worst.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24458683)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:17 PM
Author: Iridescent self-absorbed weed whacker corner

I also usually drink a glass of milk right before i fly so my bones are a little stronger just in case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24458752)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: Costumed lime dragon

yeah I mean every bit helps

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24458789)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:28 PM
Author: talented carnelian parlor

Gotta COP DAT Boniva bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24458843)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: jet abusive goyim

*legit retard*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24458769)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: Big-titted mustard black woman double fault

Read up faggot

http://dsc.discovery.com/tv-shows/mythbusters/mythbusters-database/jump-in-falling-elevator.htm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24458790)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:22 PM
Author: jet abusive goyim

That's even easier, you don't have to worry about the plane exploding or landing on you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24458796)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:24 PM
Author: Judgmental snowy brethren

titcr

chip kelly is done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24458803)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:24 PM
Author: Costumed lime dragon

yeah great evidence there bro citing an experiment run by two TTT hacks who don't even have STEM degrees.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24458801)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:32 PM
Author: Big-titted mustard black woman double fault

LJL dude. You claim to have a physics degree but you and the mouthbreathers can't seem to stomach the fact that you would have to jump up faster than the plane is falling, which this experiment proves and is the exact point I first made. And no one could make that jump. /thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24458874)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:33 PM
Author: Confused locale

show your work, faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24458881)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: Costumed lime dragon

cr what a clown lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24458893)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:33 PM
Author: Costumed lime dragon

right and all you could do is cite some neckbeard experiment conducted by the mythfaggots. go get your fuckin' shine box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24458888)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: Big-titted mustard black woman double fault

"According to the laws of physics, both the elevator car and Buster dropped at the same breakneck speed. In order to overcome that velocity and survive the impact, Buster would've had to have jumped up faster than the elevator was racing down."

Show us your vast physics knowledge bro and tell me how you jump up faster than the plane is falling. Go ahead. You can't because you actually know nothing about physics. Done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24458911)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: Costumed lime dragon

am seriously lolling hard at your NOSTEM here breh.

you're a riot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24458913)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:39 PM
Author: Big-titted mustard black woman double fault

LJL. You're done here until you explain. I offered my explanation of why you're an idiot. Prove me wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24458922)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:42 PM
Author: Costumed lime dragon

? I don't need to prove you wrong faggot I have a Physics B.S.

If you can't understand the simple and trivial analogy of jumping from the surface of the plane and jumping from a ledge a few feet above the ground then god help you.

I sure hope you don't practice law with those analytical "skills"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24458939)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:44 PM
Author: Confused locale

i thought you had a ph.d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24458955)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:47 PM
Author: Costumed lime dragon

same thing

but no yeah i gave up those dreams to become a full-time poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24458991)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:39 PM
Author: Confused locale

you are working in an overly simplistic newtonian framework.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24458921)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:25 PM
Author: Confused locale

this experiment is obviously flawed. They used a dummy instead of a real person, so the physics are completely different

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24458814)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: jet abusive goyim

LJL, how could the dummy even jump?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24458850)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:31 PM
Author: Costumed lime dragon

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24458868)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: Big-titted mustard black woman double fault

(Kia salesman laughing off crash test results)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24458891)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: jet abusive goyim

Did you even read your link? The person SURVIVED the fall. You are DONE HERE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24458899)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:38 PM
Author: Big-titted mustard black woman double fault

How are the "physics" different mouthbreather?

According to the laws of physics, both the elevator car and Buster dropped at the same breakneck speed. In order to overcome that velocity and survive the impact, Buster would've had to have jumped up faster than the elevator was racing down.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24458914)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: jet abusive goyim

The ACTUAL PERSON survived, obviously Buster the dummy was unable to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24458934)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 7:10 PM
Author: Exciting stain piazza

LOL tyft

great flame or you are legitimately retarded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24464253)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: yapping gold stock car

chip kelly juggernaut is DONE HERE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24458912)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 11:08 PM
Author: razzmatazz territorial abode

worst selfpwn i've seen in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24459190)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:15 PM
Author: provocative haunted graveyard

really embarassing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24461579)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:38 PM
Author: pale potus

no one here has actually refuted this theory besids lol retard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24458916)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: Big-titted mustard black woman double fault

According to the laws of physics, both the elevator car and Buster dropped at the same breakneck speed. In order to overcome that velocity and survive the impact, Buster would've had to have jumped up faster than the elevator was racing down.

Explain retard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24458937)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:42 PM
Author: jet abusive goyim

Did you even read your link?

The ACTUAL PERSON survived, obviously Buster the dummy was unable to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24458946)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:43 PM
Author: galvanic ruby box office clown

http://www.troll.me/images/kells/well-obviously.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24463420)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:39 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac dog poop

Bort,

what's the debate and who is between?

tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24458923)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:47 PM
Author: pale potus

these people who can't think for themselves just buy into common misconceptions without thinking of alternative possibilities and refute notions even when confronted with hard evidence

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24458985)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:42 PM
Author: Rose outnumbered church

well executed flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24458942)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:13 PM
Author: stirring pozpig

holy shit not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24660691)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:55 PM
Author: chest-beating bonkers laser beams gaming laptop

tl;dr

why don't airlines give everyone a parachute; why do i get a flotation device while flying over land?

also, why do people drown in their cars, why can't they just open a window and swim out?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24459061)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 11:03 PM
Author: chocolate sanctuary striped hyena

it has been done successfully, see the capt sullenberger flight where he was renowned for his heroism by instructing all passengers in this method successfully.

but also has been done unsuccessfully, see the capt sum ting wong flight where that girl tried it and survived but then didn't stick the landing and got run over by the ambulance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24459141)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 11:06 PM
Author: jet abusive goyim

cr, Sully had the foresight to get everyone out on the wing so they could all jump in tandem without the seats getting in the way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24459165)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:53 PM
Author: mind-boggling swollen hall hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24463475)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:50 AM
Author: House-broken university travel guidebook

Actually a few people do this in almost every plane crash, but they usually get run over and killed by FAGGOT FIREFIGHTERS who are responding. It gets swept under by the liberal media.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24460025)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 2:09 AM
Author: Swashbuckling meetinghouse twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24460301)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:54 PM
Author: mind-boggling swollen hall hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24463481)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 3:39 AM
Author: mauve roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24460568)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 8:26 AM
Author: Indigo Overrated Theater Stage Deer Antler

the scariest thing about this thread?

the people that dont realize its flame.

WTF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24460761)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 10:00 AM
Author: pale potus

Sorry you can't think for yourself and you buy into the airline industry lies. The reason they don't want people to know they can survive is because then the emergency exit seats get crowded and people panic trying to be the ones selected to survive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24460970)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:46 PM
Author: Indigo Overrated Theater Stage Deer Antler

the ONLY question that matters.

how can i change?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24463445)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 10:03 AM
Author: pale potus

If I was in 100 plane crashes with hull loss,I guarantee you I would survive 88-90

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24460980)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:05 PM
Author: salmon sneaky criminal reading party

i bet you could engineer a much more survivable plane. why do they crack and explode even when they land on a runway too hard?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24461533)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:11 PM
Author: hairless federal ticket booth

(guy who didn't see the Asiana crash)

The plane literally flipped around in the air and smashed down again and didn't break apart.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24461562)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:21 PM
Author: salmon sneaky criminal reading party

that was pretty good. it's tail cracked off but because it basically directly rammed into the runway platform.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24461620)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:08 PM
Author: wonderful boiling water hospital

i won't speak to plane crashes, but regarding plunging elevators (same principle) i really don't understand how jumping at the last second doesn't prevent injury.

there is a ride at the fair that is basically like a massive platform that goes up hundreds of feet in the air, and then *drops*, hundreds of feet. when you drop, standing on the platform, it's like you are weightless. there is no downward force driving you towards the earth (otherwise, everyone on the ride would fly through the bottom of the platform and die).

in an elevator, it should be much the same. you should be weightless, and able to jump upwards to avoid impact as the elevator makes contact with the bottom of the shaft. the greater concern seems to be flying through the roof of the elevator.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24461546)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:15 PM
Author: pale potus

Jumping absolutely prevents injury. You'll be fine. The hard part is timing the jump. Everyone who jumps at the right time will survive and free of injury. Just hard timing it. Jump too early you literally are fucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24461577)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:15 PM
Author: wonderful boiling water hospital

cr

the voice of reason

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24461581)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:18 PM
Author: salmon sneaky criminal reading party

i think this is how they filmed the movie gravity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24461597)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:20 PM
Author: rambunctious bespoke giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24461615)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:20 PM
Author: Amber state goal in life

If the plane is going to crash into a body of water, would it be credited to dive in or do a cannon ball into the water? Does it even matter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24461608)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:25 PM
Author: pale potus

You'd survive the fall but if you're far from land you're gonna get shark-pwned which is just as bad if not worse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24461643)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:32 PM
Author: salmon sneaky criminal reading party

a terminal velocity free fall into water is likely not survivable (and you may drown anyway after breaking your legs and ribs), but there's probably a material chance of surviving. i think there are recorded survival stories of this.

and as for entry position, do a pencil:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MythBusters_(2011_season)#Episode_167_.E2.80.93_Dodge_a_Bullet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24461671)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 3:31 AM
Author: House-broken university travel guidebook

dood just throw your carry on into the water first to break the surface tension then you'll be fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24467435)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:52 PM
Author: Passionate school cafeteria trump supporter

happened to me we all jumped at the last second most of us just jumped like nbd, I did a cannonball to show off, fat kid did too but ended up bellyflopping and we all had a hearty lulz at that as we waited for the coast guard to show up to pick us all up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24463468)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:41 PM
Author: Orchid racy plaza kitty

I read somewhere that a good number of people actually do survive plane crashes (and not bullshit runway ones), but will inevitably die in the fireball, from exposure, or from blood loss. A couple of people even survived the impact from the Lockerbie bombing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24463397)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:56 PM
Author: Histrionic Cheese-eating Fanboi

ps: ................ ... is assless chaps. if you ever catch yourself engaging with him in another thread remember this one. guaranteed he will be just as insightful in the others.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24463492)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 6:52 PM
Author: violent volcanic crater shrine

(Jeff Bridges)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24464186)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: lavender digit ratio spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24467490)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 3:58 AM
Author: Cream cuckoldry space

best thread i've read on XO in over a year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24467505)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 12:22 PM
Author: vibrant turquoise foreskin

I read this entire thread while taking a shit at the airport yesterday and was laughing my ass off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24468690)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 12:54 PM
Author: pale potus

Everytime I'm in an airplane I just laugh at how people sit in the exit rows for the extra leg room not realizing that sitting there can actually save their lives.

Just funny as hell how people are scared of flying bc of plane crashes. This thread just reconfirms how much of the world is stupid and expects the government to save them. I see responses like "just make planes safer," MOAR regulation" like no bro, just realize you can do something to save yourself in plane crashes. Take some personal responsibility.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24468814)



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Date: December 9th, 2013 6:06 PM
Author: pale potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24604642)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:12 PM
Author: stirring pozpig

ty, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24660687)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 1:29 AM
Author: vigorous theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#26978958)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:10 PM
Author: autistic orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24660669)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:21 PM
Author: bisexual sick marketing idea

awesome thread, but you cant survive a plane crash. or elevator crash. or any crash where you exceed 40mph in a ton of metal which comes to an abrupt stop (cars have crumple zones which help so add a few mph to energy dissipated). The KE=1/2mv2 formulae applies and all that energy is going into you with far more force than a bullet. your bones will crack, your skin will rupture, your eardrums and membranes will explode due to pressure differential and finally you will die in a blazing fireball composed of hot metal fragments.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24660765)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:23 PM
Author: stirring pozpig

well this is where you then apply the ingenious techniques from the "how do people die in the fire?" thread, hosted by Dr. Dessert Fox.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24660784)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:24 PM
Author: Heady bossy library

show your work breh. i know at least three people that survived plane crashes via the jump technique. last time i checked, they're skin and membranes were intact.

lol, plane noob.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24660786)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:25 PM
Author: sepia chapel toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24660798)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 4:14 PM
Author: pale potus

This is retarded flame. If you jump in an elevator or any sort of falling object you're no longer traveling with it. You're not living in some alternate universe just bc you're on an airplane bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24661104)



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Date: March 8th, 2014 9:35 AM
Author: Walnut Excitant Hell Scourge Upon The Earth

if only the malaysian airline passengers were informed about the life-saving treasure trove of survival techniques by XO'ers ITT...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#25152884)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 12:08 AM
Author: pale potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#26978590)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 2:01 AM
Author: Brass Bat Shit Crazy Lay

if u can't time ur jump correctly u might as well pile up as many of those inflatable cushions as possible / airline pillows and jump on top of that, impact will just be like hitting the bed with ur hot second cousin on top of u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#26979019)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 2:08 AM
Author: startling locus

woah, it's you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#26979031)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 4:21 AM
Author: Sooty razzle house

and how come people don't fly right off the face of the earth, since earth spins so fast and has a lot of angular momentum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#26979235)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 9:00 AM
Author: Tripping genital piercing hominid

Uh they do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#26979504)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 1:05 PM
Author: pale potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#27109515)



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Date: January 15th, 2015 2:09 AM
Author: Brass Bat Shit Crazy Lay

(guy who has never seen a bird fly)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#27120838)



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Date: January 15th, 2015 1:25 AM
Author: spruce stage philosopher-king

Why not just stick a spare engine and a large parachute in the cargo compartment in case the plane begins to fall out of the sky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#27120668)



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Date: March 24th, 2015 12:56 PM
Author: thriller mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#27546822)



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Date: December 1st, 2015 11:22 PM
Author: pale potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29287414)



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Date: January 3rd, 2016 12:14 PM
Author: pale potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29510766)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 6:33 AM
Author: dashing embarrassed to the bone trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30219423)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 7:38 AM
Author: irradiated lettuce

I cant believe ive never seen this thread before.

Ty for all the tips gentlemen, ill make sure to remember all ive learned in this thread for use in a future emergency.

Uninflated 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30219497)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 7:41 AM
Author: domesticated transparent circlehead menage

This is one of a series of 180 "just jump" threads from that era. I can't remember the thread title but there is another hilarious one where OP was expressing confusion at how people die when they fall from tall buildings... "why they don't just grab the sidewalk canopy before they hit the pavement," etc.

edit: cant find the thread I'm talking about, but here was a follow-up thread riffing on the same idea http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2467138&mc=25&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30219500)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 8:26 AM
Author: Know-it-all pink mad-dog skullcap community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30219569)



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Date: May 12th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: dashing embarrassed to the bone trailer park

HOF thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30464144)



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Date: September 24th, 2016 12:16 PM
Author: Motley Masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31480262)



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Date: November 9th, 2018 12:18 PM
Author: pale potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#37197656)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 12:49 PM
Author: Electric shaky factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#37918578)



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Date: May 25th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: pale potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#38290169)



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Date: December 10th, 2019 3:01 PM
Author: Aromatic nibblets tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#39243529)



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Date: December 10th, 2019 3:03 PM
Author: Drunken therapy jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#39243540)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:17 AM
Author: Honey-headed curious hissy fit mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#47457788)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:21 AM
Author: Cracking yellow persian

a certified ZoZo Classic™ thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#47457795)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 1:32 AM
Author: Laughsome stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#47457883)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:59 AM
Author: Lascivious clear ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#47457843)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: pale potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49397800)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: Cracking yellow persian



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