The most prestigious law school admissions discussion board in the world.
|
 |
 
|
Hypo: Your wife dies
Poast new message in this thread
Date: April 5th, 2026 8:56 AM Author: Vibrant deer antler She leaves behind you and a couple of cute young kids. You hire a 19 year old au pair from Europe to help you with the kids. How long before you are sleeping with the au pair? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853741&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49795009) |
Date: April 5th, 2026 8:56 AM Author: Bearded patrolman hall Me? But I'm a poaster. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853741&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49795012) |
 |
Date: April 5th, 2026 8:59 AM Author: Vibrant deer antler Assume you are at least somewhat Chadly for a middle aged dad. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853741&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49795023) |
|
Date: April 5th, 2026 10:46 AM Author: Bearded patrolman hall Two months (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853741&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49795250) |
|
Date: April 5th, 2026 9:00 AM Author: snowy stage mother What’s his name? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853741&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49795025) |
|
Date: April 5th, 2026 9:36 PM Author: mentally impaired regret (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853741&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49796536) |
|
Date: April 5th, 2026 10:25 PM Author: useless death wish jew (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853741&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49796639) |
|
Date: April 5th, 2026 9:17 AM Author: comical magical doctorate liquid oxygen lol at this fictional dream (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853741&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49795052) |
|
Date: April 5th, 2026 9:18 AM Author: Zombie-like Curious Orchestra Pit Mexican Never
Youre asking for trouble and a divorce down the line
I marry another late 30s shrew who makes more money than me. She helps me with the kids. I get pussy on the side if I want it. AlimonyPWNed keeps her in check |
|
Date: April 5th, 2026 10:47 AM Author: Bearded patrolman hall In the hypo, why did you marry the au pair? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853741&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49795254) |
|
Date: April 5th, 2026 11:02 AM Author: Zombie-like Curious Orchestra Pit Mexican shes going to want it or to maek babby
otherwise it's going to be a rape charge
HTH |
|
Date: April 5th, 2026 9:19 AM Author: Filthy lavender step-uncle's house Is this like that case where the dude set up a fake CNC profile for his wife and he and the au pair made it look like the dude who responded to the personal stabbed her and then they killed the “intruder”? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853741&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49795057) |
|
Date: April 5th, 2026 10:54 AM Author: Adventurous toilet seat people who are hurt I have a coworker ehos wife died a year or two ago
They had a newborn and a two year old
I've never seen anyone look closer to a walking zombie in my life. Broke my heart. What was once one of the most cheerful guys in the office turned into a quiet man with a thousand yard stare over night and still persists to this day.
Our company actually set up a bunch of shit to support him specifically including adding a in office day care. He can also come and go any time he needs without issue.
He still delivers and was a very important member before the death but wow its like dealing w a man in the literal trenches |
|
Date: April 5th, 2026 8:02 PM Author: cracking codepig There is literally not a single woman on earth who would react to their husband dying in this way btw
Never ever ever forget this |
|
Date: April 5th, 2026 8:14 PM Author: Adventurous toilet seat people who are hurt in middle school we had this hot af teacher marry our chad gym teacher who came from a pretty famous family in the town (think his dad was the long time mayor and once was a judge)
anyways one day we go into school and find out the gym teacher died by driving off of this huge bridge, at the time kids speculated he was drunk driving, i think he killed himself because he found something out
anyways his brother was our wrestling coach and a month later she was engaged to his brother, this was a defining moment for me irl, really showed me what a woman will do, could never imagine doing such a thing, couldnt even imagine imagining it
|
|
Date: April 5th, 2026 8:29 PM Author: Sienna beady-eyed selfie location They were jews fulfilling Torah trying to prevent onanism (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853741&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49796383) |
|
Date: April 5th, 2026 9:37 PM Author: anal white trust fund lay (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853741&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49796539) |
|
Date: April 5th, 2026 8:28 PM Author: comical magical doctorate liquid oxygen dolly parton is literally the only one. her husband of ~60 years, carl dean, died last year. she is 80 yo and rich. but, still. i think it's possible the result would've been the same if she were a little younger but who knows
--
At the Dollywood 41st celebration, Dolly reiterated how much she loved Carl. She assured fans she’s “not dating anybody” — despite recent reports that she was — and that she doesn’t see herself getting married again.
“I think Carl Dean’s waiting for me. If I should show up at the pearly gates with somebody else, he would not like that,” Dolly confessed. “He’d be saying, ‘Who’s that little pisser? You leave him outside the gates, and if the Lord wants him in, he’ll bring him. You get on in here with me.’”
https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/celebrity/articles/dolly-parton-talks-health-crisis-114057964.html |
|
Date: April 5th, 2026 9:05 PM Author: Bearded patrolman hall Look at this fucking bro: https://www.instagram.com/p/CVygjSrFInE/ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853741&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49796460) |
|
Date: April 5th, 2026 9:17 PM Author: Adventurous toilet seat people who are hurt height is everything (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853741&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49796493) |
|
Date: April 6th, 2026 8:51 AM Author: comical magical doctorate liquid oxygen lol cr. he was a chill autistic shut-in who liked to do physical labor at home at the farm. he did not join her on the red carpet or celebrity events. as such, he could've been a poster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853741&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49797109) |
|
Date: April 5th, 2026 8:00 PM Author: useless death wish jew Protip: this is highly unlikely. 99% of these girls would be sketched out and bail. Then you would have 2 kids, no au pair (and she may well complain to your au pair agency) and a huge headache.
Inb4 "omg, you just have to be CHAD!" Bitch, if you were Chad you wouldn't fuck your au pair because you would be dating some 18 year old model or whatever. Most of these girls are not swimsuit models. |
|
Date: April 5th, 2026 9:33 PM Author: hateful parlour (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853741&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49796531) |
|
Date: April 5th, 2026 9:37 PM Author: anal white trust fund lay looking back at pics, the ones i had as a kid were fucking hot
|
|
Date: April 5th, 2026 8:12 PM Author: Costumed racy jewess indirect expression hypo sounds 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853741&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49796346) |
|
Date: April 5th, 2026 8:14 PM Author: cordovan set too soon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853741&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49796354) |
|
Date: April 5th, 2026 9:13 PM Author: Swashbuckling olive pistol but where will i find a wife and kids (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853741&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49796484) |
|
Date: April 6th, 2026 1:42 AM Author: Overrated fluffy market Do they issue aus pair to single dads?
How about just single guys? |