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Seeking: litigation expert. Fully remote. (No litigators, please!)

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hideous mexican liquid oxygen
  02/28/23
Love these threads
Bateful stubborn circlehead
  02/28/23
MUST HAVE elite school credentials, at least 5-6 years at a ...
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Greedy bipolar patrolman
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lascivious pearl hairy legs
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racy keepsake machete volcanic crater
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free-loading opaque institution goal in life
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hideous mexican liquid oxygen
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flickering state
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hideous mexican liquid oxygen
  11/26/23
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
Razzle-dazzle Balding House Hunting Ground
  06/20/24
litigator gets to "Shaniqua Brown-Stein" just befo...
plum galvanic knife
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fuchsia den
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fuchsia den
  04/04/26
We don't hire litigators here, we train new ones.
lascivious pearl hairy legs
  02/28/23
We'd just have to undo years of wrong training if we had you...
hideous mexican liquid oxygen
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yellow jet-lagged messiness
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Date: February 28th, 2023 4:29 PM
Author: hideous mexican liquid oxygen



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Date: February 28th, 2023 4:33 PM
Author: Bateful stubborn circlehead

Love these threads

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Date: February 28th, 2023 4:36 PM
Author: hideous mexican liquid oxygen

MUST HAVE elite school credentials, at least 5-6 years at a top law firm (or equivalent), and _absolutely no_ litigation experience. The ideal candidate will be an M&A or Capital Markets associate with a can-do attitude and a yen for knowledge who is deeply versed in the ins and outs of civil procedure, pleading standards, fact and expert discovery, and the civil appeals process (REPEAT: ABSOLUTELY NO LITIGATORS). If you have a passion for law (and you are NOT a litigator), please do not hesitate to contact Shaniqua Brown-Stein with a resume and an imaginative essay on your litigation expertise (the sky's the limit but to emphasize: NO LITIGATORS, not even one, we have had to repost this listing several times).

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Date: February 28th, 2023 4:37 PM
Author: Greedy bipolar patrolman



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Date: February 28th, 2023 4:38 PM
Author: lascivious pearl hairy legs



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Date: February 28th, 2023 4:41 PM
Author: Bateful stubborn circlehead



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Date: March 1st, 2023 12:22 PM
Author: racy keepsake machete volcanic crater



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Date: September 27th, 2023 1:17 PM
Author: free-loading opaque institution goal in life



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Date: September 27th, 2023 1:18 PM
Author: hideous mexican liquid oxygen



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Date: November 26th, 2023 5:37 PM
Author: flickering state



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Date: November 26th, 2023 5:38 PM
Author: hideous mexican liquid oxygen



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Date: June 20th, 2024 10:43 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Balding House Hunting Ground

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

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Date: June 20th, 2024 10:48 PM
Author: plum galvanic knife

litigator gets to "Shaniqua Brown-Stein" just before jumping off the bridge.

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Date: September 7th, 2025 10:28 AM
Author: fuchsia den



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Date: April 4th, 2026 5:36 AM
Author: fuchsia den



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Date: February 28th, 2023 4:39 PM
Author: lascivious pearl hairy legs

We don't hire litigators here, we train new ones.

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Date: February 28th, 2023 4:42 PM
Author: hideous mexican liquid oxygen

We'd just have to undo years of wrong training if we had you coming in thinking you knew litigation---much less had somehow become an _expert_ in litigation---from litigating (or, heaven forefend, being trained by litigators). We instead offer holistic and comprehensive training in what we think litigation is about according to our Litigation Experts, who are unbiased and credible since not a one was ever dumb enough to work as a litigator.

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Date: March 1st, 2023 12:21 PM
Author: hideous mexican liquid oxygen



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Date: November 27th, 2023 1:02 PM
Author: hideous mexican liquid oxygen



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Date: June 20th, 2024 10:32 PM
Author: yellow jet-lagged messiness



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