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i just straight up stared unblinkingly at idiot bartender who forgot my shit

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??&qu...
Blathering cuck ladyboy
  07/31/16
special sauce on the sandwich
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  07/31/16
Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM Author: ....,..,.,...,,,,,..,...
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  08/02/16
Sounds like you are fucked bro
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  07/31/16
me? he's the one getting the sps tip.
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  07/31/16
He'll probably take like 40 min to get you your order, make ...
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i considered that but i dont think so.
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why the fuck would you be rude to a bartender then order a s...
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  07/31/16
That poztartar
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  07/31/16
he's not going to spit in it get real. his only job is send ...
Blathering cuck ladyboy
  07/31/16
oh right. his job description does not include messing with...
Embarrassed to the bone sandwich menage
  07/31/16
are you retarded? im saying i can see him the whole tim...
Blathering cuck ladyboy
  07/31/16
gotcha. this is the first bartender who never moves from be...
Embarrassed to the bone sandwich menage
  07/31/16
lol this dude is either an asian autist or huge flame
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how so?
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yea i was thinking this too.
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is the op JJC? would explain a lot
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cr op is insecure and seeing shit that isn't there, starting...
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lmao...every normal bro has complained about service before ...
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either you're not describing the situation very well or ther...
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cr. also I'm literally a 6' alpha non-lawyer lmao @ the OP
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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM
Author: Blathering cuck ladyboy

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31074810)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: hairraiser mint theatre

special sauce on the sandwich

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31074819)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:10 PM
Author: Light Mewling Garrison Nibblets

Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM

Author: ....,..,.,...,,,,,..,.,,.,,.............,,,.,.,

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31083474)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: Insanely Creepy Twinkling Uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#32540714)



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:52 PM
Author: chrome cocky friendly grandma



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: Transparent Foreskin

damn daddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31084401)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 10:58 PM
Author: Transparent Foreskin

lol now that i know who this is this thread is hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31094138)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: Provocative buck-toothed goyim native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31094146)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: motley marketing idea

Sounds like you are fucked bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31074823)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: Blathering cuck ladyboy

me? he's the one getting the sps tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31074826)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: motley marketing idea

He'll probably take like 40 min to get you your order, make you follow up with him 2x

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31074829)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Blathering cuck ladyboy

i considered that but i dont think so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31074833)



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Date: September 12th, 2016 10:43 AM
Author: Thriller garnet internal respiration blood rage



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone sandwich menage

why the fuck would you be rude to a bartender then order a sandwich.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31074824)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: Self-centered institution

That poztartar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31074828)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: Blathering cuck ladyboy

he's not going to spit in it get real. his only job is send the order back to the kitchen.

and i was rude bc he was just already a faggot anyway. no harm done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31074832)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone sandwich menage

oh right. his job description does not include messing with your food. thus he surely wont do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31074834)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Blathering cuck ladyboy

are you retarded?

im saying i can see him the whole time, he wont even be back in the kitchen

lol did u srsly think i was arguing that bc his job description doesnt include messing with my food that he wont?

jfc xo autists. got damn inwonder what it would be loke talking to u guys irl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31074846)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone sandwich menage

gotcha. this is the first bartender who never moves from behind the bar and has no means of communication with staff who do other than the order.

messing with food happens to rude people dude. this is meant to help you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31074856)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: Light Mewling Garrison Nibblets

lol this dude is either an asian autist or huge flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31074932)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: Provocative buck-toothed goyim native



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:55 PM
Author: titillating rigor prole

LMAOOOOOOOOOO

Let me tell you about my food service experience:

1. Customer is rude to me

2. Give the order ticket to the kitchen and tell the cook to spit in it or put a booger in it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31094657)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: French violet mental disorder dilemma

My hs friends did this all the time like it was nbd.

Seriously though, I just had to wink at cook and he knew what to do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31106859)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Wonderful son of senegal

So, just to be clear, the bartender came over to take your order. You stared at him awkwardly like an aspie and he walked away. This annoyed you because you wanted the bartender to actually say the words "can I get something for you?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31074835)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:48 PM
Author: hairraiser mint theatre

today you will consume the bodily secretions of a male bartender...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31074843)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:33 PM
Author: French violet mental disorder dilemma



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: at-the-ready learning disabled ratface

the people on this site are deranged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31074845)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: hairraiser mint theatre

how so?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31074847)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: Blathering cuck ladyboy

youre a fucking idiot bro.

"complaining about poor service is so aspie and deranged jesus"

*ignores the fact that millions of normal ppl do this every day*

its not "deranged" when the bartender straight up was being a fuckin idiot jackass to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31074857)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: frisky floppy theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31082958)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: Copper giraffe degenerate

((("nebbish" 5'7 little breh who doesn't COMMAND RESPECT)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31074862)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Hideous pozpig associate

ordering a crab sandwich at a bar was mistake #1

then being an aspie was mistake #2

enjoy your "crabs"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31074871)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: Multi-colored Mischievous Address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49077439)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: sable razzle indian lodge

lmao cannot imagine a normal dude reacting this way. OP and the massive chip on his shoulder about being "overlooked" have my gookdar going wild

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31074874)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:54 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone sandwich menage

yea i was thinking this too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31074886)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:56 PM
Author: Light Mewling Garrison Nibblets

is the op JJC? would explain a lot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31074906)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: Arousing twisted field coldplay fan

cr op is insecure and seeing shit that isn't there, starting some shit with a bartender who has to do what he says to prove his manhood. guarantee the bartender is laughing with the other servers about what a gookbot faggot he is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31074921)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: Blathering cuck ladyboy

lmao...every normal bro has complained about service before at some point. and actually drunk chads are some of the worst assholes about this shit

joe pesci complained about service in goodfellas...i would lmao at some little 5'8 faggot lawyer bitch like "the gorgon" (whatever the fuck that means) going "lol? gook" to an italian mobster before grtting mercilessly bullied and humiliated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31074933)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:03 PM
Author: Light Mewling Garrison Nibblets

either you're not describing the situation very well or there is something wrong with you. No one is defending poor service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31074938)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:06 PM
Author: sable razzle indian lodge

cr. also I'm literally a 6' alpha non-lawyer lmao @ the OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31074956)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:12 PM
Author: Blathering cuck ladyboy

youre not alpha or 6'0.

and lol @ "im thix foot, actually"

thats not tall to anyone but a nebbish lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31074989)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: sable razzle indian lodge

your head must be spinning from the bukakke session you've been getting itt lil breh. explain where I state or imply that 6' is "tall"? I have consistently insisted it isn't eg

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3294692&mc=16&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31075078)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:04 PM
Author: Hideous pozpig associate

you wouldn't know what a "normal bro" was if he shit in your crab sandwich, Xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31074944)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:14 PM
Author: Light Mewling Garrison Nibblets

lol'd hard at xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31074998)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: sable razzle indian lodge

can't stop loling at this gigafreak's deranged thought process. "I stood up for myself by 'staring unblinkingly' at a confused bartender, just like drunk white chads or Italian mobsters!" ljl someone should keep an eye on this Cho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31075150)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: Light Mewling Garrison Nibblets

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31075156)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: Arousing twisted field coldplay fan

180 the gorgon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31075158)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:11 PM
Author: Light Mewling Garrison Nibblets

It reminds me of the time uvt "stood up for himself" by flipping off some redneck on the freeway and almost got himself killed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31076978)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:12 PM
Author: laughsome sound barrier

lmao. Please link if you can

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31084406)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:31 PM
Author: sable razzle indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31084584)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: Light Mewling Garrison Nibblets

google search returns this:

Date: April 18th, 2014 10:41 PM

Author: grown married man with fully developed breasts

Someone needs to dig up the thread where uvt talks about having road rage and yelling at a white guy who cut him off in traffic "to defend the image of my people" or some shit. It was still when he was in his NOWAG-power stage. Its been years since I saw it and it was quite lulzy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924947&forum_id=2#25407199)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31094151)



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Date: May 3rd, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: Internet-worthy range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#38181949)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:33 AM
Author: Internet-worthy range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#40335689)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 4:46 AM
Author: carmine potus immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31079532)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:05 PM
Author: drab roommate national

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31082965)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:32 PM
Author: motley marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31084596)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: Glittery Generalized Bond Rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31085024)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:03 PM
Author: Flirting judgmental wagecucks organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31094167)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: Bistre Supple Hissy Fit Gunner

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31094715)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: French violet mental disorder dilemma

The Gorgon delivers.... Again and again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31106883)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 7:40 PM
Author: sable razzle indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31108758)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 7:07 PM
Author: exhilarant disturbing goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#32150719)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:36 PM
Author: costumed parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#32540707)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: Electric striped hyena old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#32611553)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:38 PM
Author: Marvelous Property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#34235767)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 2:11 PM
Author: heady claret hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#34236520)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: rebellious trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#34886991)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:16 PM
Author: Chartreuse cracking jap chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#38720065)



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Date: May 21st, 2020 8:59 PM
Author: Marvelous Property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#40252823)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: Glassy lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#41965919)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: Glassy lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43704767)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:34 AM
Author: sepia cruel-hearted spot

first time i've come across this, tears streaming down my face laughing. gosh i like it here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#44378175)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: Multi-colored Mischievous Address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49077442)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:15 PM
Author: Adventurous poppy temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#32151230)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: laughsome sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31075179)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:13 PM
Author: house-broken hairy legs lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31084410)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:03 AM
Author: Bistre Supple Hissy Fit Gunner

Op is George20 just trying to swallow cum in the most indirect way possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31094707)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:42 AM
Author: Ivory Bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#33454805)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: Glassy lodge

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#41965917)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Nudist Fat Ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31074875)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:55 PM
Author: Light Mewling Garrison Nibblets

when he came over and looked directly at you, why didn't you tell him what you wanted?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31074897)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: Buff infuriating plaza

Sounds like the bartender expected you to offer your order after your friend gave his.

Classic situation of two aspies accusing the other of being aspie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31074914)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: Light Mewling Garrison Nibblets

I used to work in a bar where the bartenders/barbacks/cooks would literallt sneeze all over the sandwiches of assholes. They's also put sandwich buns down their pants and then dance around the kitchen while everyone laughed and cheered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31074922)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: Arousing twisted field coldplay fan

Apart from seasoning the lobster bisque, he farted on the meringue, sneezed on braised endive, and as for the cream of mushroom soup, well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31074931)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:02 PM
Author: Light Mewling Garrison Nibblets

this wasn't shit out of a movie bro. I'm telling you what I've seen with my own two eyes. Not excusing or condoning it either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31074934)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:08 PM
Author: Dull hospital partner

this is, front to back, the most beta post i've read in my life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31074960)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:24 PM
Author: sable razzle indian lodge

damn runny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31076610)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: laughsome sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31076639)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:01 AM
Author: Bistre Supple Hissy Fit Gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31094692)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:40 AM
Author: sienna stubborn principal's office codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#33454788)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:43 AM
Author: comical step-uncle's house haunted graveyard

but it's comic gold, so 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#40335695)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:33 PM
Author: Milky Telephone Tattoo

Enjoy your cum crab sandwhich.

People who enjoy abusing the little temporary power they have over others are awful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31075089)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: Slap-happy orchid meetinghouse double fault

like, by, say, ejaculating in their food?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31076635)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:27 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone sandwich menage

ya and tipping poorly b/c of perceived slights.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31076648)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone stage

Alcoholic?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31075180)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:09 PM
Author: primrose hominid

JJC, you really need help, I say this as a friend.

Also, lol at ordering a crab sandwich, maybe the easiest thing to cum on and not have anyone notice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31076946)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: sable razzle indian lodge

lol yeah this guy literally ate semen yesterday. not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31080877)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:03 PM
Author: Arousing twisted field coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31082948)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:09 PM
Author: Insanely Creepy Twinkling Uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31083459)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:17 PM
Author: Arousing twisted field coldplay fan

thread is vintage zozo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31083539)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:18 PM
Author: Lascivious Locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31083543)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:55 PM
Author: exciting halford sanctuary

This is a 180 thread if the OP isn't flame.

What an autist, lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31084776)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:41 PM
Author: hairless metal athletic conference

yeah what an autist, lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#35893917)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:18 PM
Author: red outnumbered juggernaut business firm

So if you don't want to eat jizz, what do you do if your waiter is actually an idiot and you need to call attention to something he fucked up or so you can order? Just suffer through it then leave a shitty tip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31085017)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone sandwich menage

it;s possible (for non autists) to point out mistakes without being rude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31085021)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:23 PM
Author: red outnumbered juggernaut business firm

Can a high 19 year old hipster waitress tell the difference?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31085062)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 11:53 PM
Author: Arousing twisted field coldplay fan

"Hey, excuse me-"

"Oh, I'm sorry."

"Yeah, no problem, can I get..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31086582)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:00 AM
Author: exciting halford sanctuary

Yes. And the OP isn't about a waiter who made a mistake. It's about an autist who is very likely Asian who doesn't know the first thing about social interaction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31094686)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:57 PM
Author: galvanic drunken background story

(Asian)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31094670)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: Provocative buck-toothed goyim native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31094716)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:58 PM
Author: big stag film

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31094678)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:11 AM
Author: Bistre Supple Hissy Fit Gunner

I got sore from how hard this thread made me laugh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31094767)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:21 AM
Author: avocado public bath

I hope this is flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31094831)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:24 PM
Author: vermilion hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31106813)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:26 PM
Author: Arousing twisted field coldplay fan

cr bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31106824)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:35 PM
Author: concupiscible twinkling shrine mad-dog skullcap

BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31106875)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 10:19 PM
Author: Talking free-loading gay wizard milk



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Date: September 3rd, 2016 7:54 PM
Author: Arousing twisted field coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31330301)



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Date: November 13th, 2016 1:24 AM
Author: slate boiling water station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31894739)



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Date: November 13th, 2016 1:30 AM
Author: Transparent Foreskin

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31894760)



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Date: December 12th, 2016 8:10 PM
Author: Sick stirring parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#32123956)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author: drab roommate national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#32150541)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:50 PM
Author: crawly church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#32151487)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:56 PM
Author: Arousing twisted field coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#32151532)



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Date: January 9th, 2017 5:14 PM
Author: Sick stirring parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#32336153)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:33 PM
Author: Arousing twisted field coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#32540690)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: drab roommate national



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:32 PM
Author: Arousing twisted field coldplay fan



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: Excitant Lilac Crackhouse

EXCUSE ME

yeah?

I RIKE A SUCK YOUR DILLLK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#32611562)



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Date: February 28th, 2017 1:58 PM
Author: drab roommate national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#32719752)



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: primrose hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#32806197)



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal odious nowag

this thread makes more sense once i realized the op was harrison

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#32806202)



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Date: December 30th, 2019 6:57 AM
Author: Internet-worthy range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#39348255)



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Date: April 1st, 2017 6:26 PM
Author: Histrionic ruddy orchestra pit

Date: October 12th, 2014 9:10 PM

Author: boot to the head (harrison)

he gets butthurt easily too.

he went for years under the radar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2231619&forum_id=2#26505329)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#32971160)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 2:44 PM
Author: Histrionic ruddy orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#32975884)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:10 PM
Author: Spruce unhinged rehab dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#33180883)



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Date: May 31st, 2017 4:47 PM
Author: Insanely Creepy Twinkling Uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#33439438)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 12:27 AM
Author: drab roommate national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#33452265)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:23 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle brilliant gaping library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#33454604)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:14 AM
Author: carmine potus immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#33822268)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:27 AM
Author: black home wrinkle

what a thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#33822278)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:37 PM
Author: Turquoise stimulating center jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#34235757)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 6:36 AM
Author: Iridescent psychic stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#34880854)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: black home wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#34886987)



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Date: December 25th, 2017 11:04 PM
Author: black home wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#35007389)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:37 PM
Author: smoky cerebral volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#35893896)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: Turquoise stimulating center jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#35897859)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: flatulent spectacular senate

lol faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#36216613)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:49 AM
Author: Blathering cuck ladyboy

this was flame dumbass. i was at home when this "happened".

jmaw is real.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#36216615)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:42 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Heaven Love Of Her Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#36219837)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:44 PM
Author: Talented blue main people

tbf he probably couldn't tell if you were blinking, open-eyed, or had your eyes closed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#36219846)



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Date: December 28th, 2018 6:30 PM
Author: curious forum national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#37488414)



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Date: May 6th, 2019 4:13 PM
Author: Internet-worthy range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#38195472)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: Internet-worthy range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#38198031)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: carmine potus immigrant

Great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#38198032)



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Date: May 18th, 2019 2:32 PM
Author: primrose hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#38253374)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:14 PM
Author: Racy Bonkers Shitlib Ticket Booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#38720058)



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Date: February 25th, 2020 12:36 AM
Author: deep soul-stirring tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#39647879)



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:51 PM
Author: plum dead gas station

kids growing up and coming of age during lockdown won't know how 180 this is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#40015386)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:29 AM
Author: Internet-worthy range

reminder: some notable poasters used to pretend to like op's shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#40335685)



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Date: October 12th, 2021 12:29 AM
Author: mind-boggling laser beams space

keep talking shit about harrison faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43258812)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:37 AM
Author: Very tactful bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#41965899)



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Date: April 29th, 2021 6:28 PM
Author: drab roommate national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#42372881)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:22 PM
Author: drab roommate national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43258601)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: Very tactful bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43704165)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:30 AM
Author: medicated vibrant circlehead

This is a GOAT thread, somehow it’s still underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43704758)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: Olive Pungent Whorehouse People Who Are Hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#46566340)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: Ruby school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43704764)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:32 AM
Author: Tan site elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43704779)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: crawly church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43704795)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle brilliant gaping library

I still never figured out whether the "crab sandwich" was a weird way of saying a crab cake sandwich or a crab roll, like a lobster roll, or actually some weird Asian thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43704799)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:19 AM
Author: appetizing legal warrant resort

It’s a cheeseburger with 2 crabs in place of the bun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#44417971)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:31 AM
Author: Very tactful bbw



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:32 AM
Author: autistic church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#44378163)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:35 AM
Author: drab roommate national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#44378176)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:43 AM
Author: autistic church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#44378200)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:54 AM
Author: concupiscible twinkling shrine mad-dog skullcap

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

(detector continuously beeping for years)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#44378229)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:45 AM
Author: swashbuckling offensive corner

It is the year 1,000,000. Humans are long dead, the ice caps totally melted and the world completely covered in water. Nearly all evidence of human civilization has been completely erased. Nearly all...

Far, far under the surface, at the bottom of an enormous chasm miles deep, a faint signal sounds. "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... Fortuitously stored inside an impenetrable casing of titanium diboride with an epoxy emery coating, an autism detector from the before times has resisted the ocean's erosive forces. It should have shut down eons ago, but somehow, in defiance of traditional understandings of physics, it continues to be powered, however faintly, by an autism so profound it literally altered spacetime itself, causing ambient electrons to be drawn into its battery cells for eternity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#44418014)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:44 AM
Author: Soggy stage

LOOOOOOOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#45680684)



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Date: June 23rd, 2022 7:45 PM
Author: Marvelous Property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#44730960)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:39 AM
Author: charismatic indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#45680666)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:42 AM
Author: Soggy stage

hey dork, let's go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#45680676)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:48 AM
Author: charismatic indirect expression

Ok

*BANG*

*BIFF*

*KAPOW!*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#45680689)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:58 AM
Author: Soggy stage

hehe tho credited rethponthe hehe: https://tinychat.com/room/james102387



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#45680694)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:43 AM
Author: Soggy stage

honestly, i'd say i won this thread LMFAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#45680680)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:34 PM
Author: curious forum national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#46566325)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: Impertinent Aromatic Piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#46799416)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: drab roommate national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#46799418)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:34 PM
Author: ultramarine genital piercing



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:40 PM
Author: aquamarine selfie

embarrassing thread for OP jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#46958556)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 8:01 PM
Author: heady claret hell

"I always liked to read and to write."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#46958648)



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Date: October 12th, 2024 6:11 PM
Author: grizzly area black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#48191108)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 11:48 AM
Author: deep soul-stirring tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#48348597)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:04 PM
Author: Seedy Point

This marked the end of harrison’s prolific poasting career in tandem with Julia poasting a chain of his “plz respond” emails. A heavyweight in the Halford/Watchmen era—he was very similar to ricki in poasting style and had a solid clique here that frequently showered him with blank-bumps & 180s. A reminder to us all—make liberal use of the cancel and save as draft features in xo/gmail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#48348643)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:06 PM
Author: bateful box office karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#48348651)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:08 PM
Author: Rusted trip market

Bars and ordering drinks at bars are retarded, just pregame, go there and stand around, don’t try and order drinks unless you’re a regular

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#48348661)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 12:51 AM
Author: Turquoise stimulating center jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#48638031)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:12 AM
Author: Pale messiness

(Doodikof)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#48638049)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:14 AM
Author: Mentally impaired magenta famous landscape painting school cafeteria

lol fucking gook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#48638051)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:15 AM
Author: chrome cocky friendly grandma

this was jjc right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#48638053)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: deep soul-stirring tanning salon

harrison tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49077482)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: Frozen brunch faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49363699)



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Date: March 11th, 2026 8:02 PM
Author: tancredi marchiolo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49735840)