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i just straight up stared unblinkingly at idiot bartender who forgot my shit

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me? he's the one getting the sps tip.
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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM
Author: fragrant walnut fortuitous meteor

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31074810)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: bonkers sinister den

special sauce on the sandwich

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31074819)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:10 PM
Author: olive hideous hell

Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM

Author: ....,..,.,...,,,,,..,.,,.,,.............,,,.,.,

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31083474)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: dashing beta knife



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:52 PM
Author: Odious Pale Karate Ticket Booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#40015394)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: orchid selfie field

damn daddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31084401)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 10:58 PM
Author: orchid selfie field

lol now that i know who this is this thread is hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31094138)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: Cordovan offensive dysfunction degenerate



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: electric disturbing institution faggotry

Sounds like you are fucked bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31074823)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: fragrant walnut fortuitous meteor

me? he's the one getting the sps tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31074826)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: electric disturbing institution faggotry

He'll probably take like 40 min to get you your order, make you follow up with him 2x

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31074829)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: fragrant walnut fortuitous meteor

i considered that but i dont think so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31074833)



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Date: September 12th, 2016 10:43 AM
Author: splenetic sex offender



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: sienna mind-boggling point antidepressant drug

why the fuck would you be rude to a bartender then order a sandwich.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31074824)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: Bearded Overrated Trailer Park Police Squad

That poztartar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31074828)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: fragrant walnut fortuitous meteor

he's not going to spit in it get real. his only job is send the order back to the kitchen.

and i was rude bc he was just already a faggot anyway. no harm done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31074832)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: sienna mind-boggling point antidepressant drug

oh right. his job description does not include messing with your food. thus he surely wont do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31074834)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: fragrant walnut fortuitous meteor

are you retarded?

im saying i can see him the whole time, he wont even be back in the kitchen

lol did u srsly think i was arguing that bc his job description doesnt include messing with my food that he wont?

jfc xo autists. got damn inwonder what it would be loke talking to u guys irl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31074846)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: sienna mind-boggling point antidepressant drug

gotcha. this is the first bartender who never moves from behind the bar and has no means of communication with staff who do other than the order.

messing with food happens to rude people dude. this is meant to help you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31074856)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: olive hideous hell

lol this dude is either an asian autist or huge flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31074932)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: Cordovan offensive dysfunction degenerate



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:55 PM
Author: French rose space

LMAOOOOOOOOOO

Let me tell you about my food service experience:

1. Customer is rude to me

2. Give the order ticket to the kitchen and tell the cook to spit in it or put a booger in it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31094657)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: glittery psychic

My hs friends did this all the time like it was nbd.

Seriously though, I just had to wink at cook and he knew what to do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31106859)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Buck-toothed location goal in life

So, just to be clear, the bartender came over to take your order. You stared at him awkwardly like an aspie and he walked away. This annoyed you because you wanted the bartender to actually say the words "can I get something for you?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31074835)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:48 PM
Author: bonkers sinister den

today you will consume the bodily secretions of a male bartender...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31074843)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:33 PM
Author: glittery psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31106864)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Magenta diverse candlestick maker

the people on this site are deranged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31074845)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: bonkers sinister den

how so?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31074847)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: fragrant walnut fortuitous meteor

youre a fucking idiot bro.

"complaining about poor service is so aspie and deranged jesus"

*ignores the fact that millions of normal ppl do this every day*

its not "deranged" when the bartender straight up was being a fuckin idiot jackass to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31074857)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: Alcoholic Scourge Upon The Earth Sweet Tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31082958)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: Avocado vigorous pisswyrm home

((("nebbish" 5'7 little breh who doesn't COMMAND RESPECT)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31074862)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Greedy school personal credit line

ordering a crab sandwich at a bar was mistake #1

then being an aspie was mistake #2

enjoy your "crabs"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31074871)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: Carmine Love Of Her Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49077439)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: snowy native

lmao cannot imagine a normal dude reacting this way. OP and the massive chip on his shoulder about being "overlooked" have my gookdar going wild

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31074874)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:54 PM
Author: sienna mind-boggling point antidepressant drug

yea i was thinking this too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31074886)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:56 PM
Author: olive hideous hell

is the op JJC? would explain a lot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31074906)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: sepia massive generalized bond sanctuary

cr op is insecure and seeing shit that isn't there, starting some shit with a bartender who has to do what he says to prove his manhood. guarantee the bartender is laughing with the other servers about what a gookbot faggot he is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31074921)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: fragrant walnut fortuitous meteor

lmao...every normal bro has complained about service before at some point. and actually drunk chads are some of the worst assholes about this shit

joe pesci complained about service in goodfellas...i would lmao at some little 5'8 faggot lawyer bitch like "the gorgon" (whatever the fuck that means) going "lol? gook" to an italian mobster before grtting mercilessly bullied and humiliated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31074933)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:03 PM
Author: olive hideous hell

either you're not describing the situation very well or there is something wrong with you. No one is defending poor service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31074938)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:06 PM
Author: snowy native

cr. also I'm literally a 6' alpha non-lawyer lmao @ the OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31074956)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:12 PM
Author: fragrant walnut fortuitous meteor

youre not alpha or 6'0.

and lol @ "im thix foot, actually"

thats not tall to anyone but a nebbish lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31074989)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: snowy native

your head must be spinning from the bukakke session you've been getting itt lil breh. explain where I state or imply that 6' is "tall"? I have consistently insisted it isn't eg

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3294692&mc=16&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31075078)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:04 PM
Author: Greedy school personal credit line

you wouldn't know what a "normal bro" was if he shit in your crab sandwich, Xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31074944)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:14 PM
Author: olive hideous hell

lol'd hard at xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31074998)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: snowy native

can't stop loling at this gigafreak's deranged thought process. "I stood up for myself by 'staring unblinkingly' at a confused bartender, just like drunk white chads or Italian mobsters!" ljl someone should keep an eye on this Cho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31075150)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: olive hideous hell

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31075156)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: sepia massive generalized bond sanctuary

180 the gorgon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31075158)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:11 PM
Author: olive hideous hell

It reminds me of the time uvt "stood up for himself" by flipping off some redneck on the freeway and almost got himself killed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31076978)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:12 PM
Author: supple fear-inspiring quadroon jap

lmao. Please link if you can

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31084406)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:31 PM
Author: snowy native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31084584)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: olive hideous hell

google search returns this:

Date: April 18th, 2014 10:41 PM

Author: grown married man with fully developed breasts

Someone needs to dig up the thread where uvt talks about having road rage and yelling at a white guy who cut him off in traffic "to defend the image of my people" or some shit. It was still when he was in his NOWAG-power stage. Its been years since I saw it and it was quite lulzy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924947&forum_id=2#25407199)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31094151)



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Date: May 3rd, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: charismatic national security agency menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#38181949)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:33 AM
Author: charismatic national security agency menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#40335689)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 4:46 AM
Author: seedy aqua senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31079532)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:05 PM
Author: Narrow-minded Nubile Organic Girlfriend Cuckoldry

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31082965)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:32 PM
Author: electric disturbing institution faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31084596)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: copper slap-happy community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31085024)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:03 PM
Author: violet prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31094167)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: umber painfully honest depressive indian lodge

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31094715)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: glittery psychic

The Gorgon delivers.... Again and again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31106883)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 7:40 PM
Author: snowy native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31108758)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 7:07 PM
Author: Demanding Pearly Half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#32150719)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:36 PM
Author: Ultramarine misanthropic weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#32540707)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: Heady Church Building Philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#32611553)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:38 PM
Author: Claret Crackhouse Coldplay Fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#34235767)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 2:11 PM
Author: Cerebral house-broken travel guidebook regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#34236520)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: Flickering erotic pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#34886991)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:16 PM
Author: appetizing glassy pit new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#38720065)



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Date: May 21st, 2020 8:59 PM
Author: Claret Crackhouse Coldplay Fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#40252823)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: mischievous silver public bath multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#41965919)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: mischievous silver public bath multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43704767)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:34 AM
Author: white nofapping brunch

first time i've come across this, tears streaming down my face laughing. gosh i like it here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#44378175)



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Date: March 28th, 2026 8:47 PM
Author: Post nut horror



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49777463)



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Date: March 28th, 2026 8:55 PM
Author: gibberish (?)

This poast is 2016 lol you're old

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49777473)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: Carmine Love Of Her Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49077442)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:15 PM
Author: Dark theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#32151230)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: supple fear-inspiring quadroon jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31075179)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:13 PM
Author: pink pontificating locale idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31084410)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:03 AM
Author: umber painfully honest depressive indian lodge

Op is George20 just trying to swallow cum in the most indirect way possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31094707)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:42 AM
Author: boyish coral electric furnace school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#33454805)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: mischievous silver public bath multi-billionaire

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#41965917)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Swashbuckling grizzly round eye useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31074875)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:55 PM
Author: olive hideous hell

when he came over and looked directly at you, why didn't you tell him what you wanted?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31074897)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: Green state

Sounds like the bartender expected you to offer your order after your friend gave his.

Classic situation of two aspies accusing the other of being aspie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31074914)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: olive hideous hell

I used to work in a bar where the bartenders/barbacks/cooks would literallt sneeze all over the sandwiches of assholes. They's also put sandwich buns down their pants and then dance around the kitchen while everyone laughed and cheered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31074922)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: sepia massive generalized bond sanctuary

Apart from seasoning the lobster bisque, he farted on the meringue, sneezed on braised endive, and as for the cream of mushroom soup, well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31074931)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:02 PM
Author: olive hideous hell

this wasn't shit out of a movie bro. I'm telling you what I've seen with my own two eyes. Not excusing or condoning it either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31074934)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:08 PM
Author: Contagious Hospital Ceo

this is, front to back, the most beta post i've read in my life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31074960)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:24 PM
Author: snowy native

damn runny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31076610)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: supple fear-inspiring quadroon jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31076639)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:01 AM
Author: umber painfully honest depressive indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31094692)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:40 AM
Author: geriatric irradiated double fault shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#33454788)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:43 AM
Author: Orange ratface

but it's comic gold, so 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#40335695)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:33 PM
Author: Fishy wild trust fund black woman

Enjoy your cum crab sandwhich.

People who enjoy abusing the little temporary power they have over others are awful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31075089)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: frozen sound barrier dilemma

like, by, say, ejaculating in their food?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31076635)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:27 PM
Author: sienna mind-boggling point antidepressant drug

ya and tipping poorly b/c of perceived slights.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31076648)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: burgundy stimulating really tough guy theater stage

Alcoholic?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31075180)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:09 PM
Author: red codepig cumskin

JJC, you really need help, I say this as a friend.

Also, lol at ordering a crab sandwich, maybe the easiest thing to cum on and not have anyone notice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31076946)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: snowy native

lol yeah this guy literally ate semen yesterday. not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31080877)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:03 PM
Author: sepia massive generalized bond sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31082948)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:09 PM
Author: dashing beta knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31083459)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:17 PM
Author: sepia massive generalized bond sanctuary

thread is vintage zozo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31083539)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:18 PM
Author: violent zippy temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31083543)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:55 PM
Author: exhilarant library haunted graveyard

This is a 180 thread if the OP isn't flame.

What an autist, lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31084776)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:41 PM
Author: aphrodisiac national voyeur

yeah what an autist, lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#35893917)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:18 PM
Author: Drab exciting tanning salon

So if you don't want to eat jizz, what do you do if your waiter is actually an idiot and you need to call attention to something he fucked up or so you can order? Just suffer through it then leave a shitty tip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31085017)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: sienna mind-boggling point antidepressant drug

it;s possible (for non autists) to point out mistakes without being rude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31085021)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:23 PM
Author: Drab exciting tanning salon

Can a high 19 year old hipster waitress tell the difference?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31085062)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 11:53 PM
Author: sepia massive generalized bond sanctuary

"Hey, excuse me-"

"Oh, I'm sorry."

"Yeah, no problem, can I get..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31086582)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:00 AM
Author: exhilarant library haunted graveyard

Yes. And the OP isn't about a waiter who made a mistake. It's about an autist who is very likely Asian who doesn't know the first thing about social interaction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31094686)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:57 PM
Author: multi-colored navy lodge internal respiration

(Asian)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31094670)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: Cordovan offensive dysfunction degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31094716)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:58 PM
Author: yapping kitchen

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31094678)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:11 AM
Author: umber painfully honest depressive indian lodge

I got sore from how hard this thread made me laugh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31094767)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:21 AM
Author: histrionic rambunctious gunner

I hope this is flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31094831)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:24 PM
Author: cobalt locus tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31106813)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:26 PM
Author: sepia massive generalized bond sanctuary

cr bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31106824)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:35 PM
Author: lemon parlor

BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31106875)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 10:19 PM
Author: Galvanic University



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31232267)



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Date: September 3rd, 2016 7:54 PM
Author: sepia massive generalized bond sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31330301)



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Date: November 13th, 2016 1:24 AM
Author: Marvelous garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31894739)



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Date: November 13th, 2016 1:30 AM
Author: orchid selfie field

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31894760)



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Date: December 12th, 2016 8:10 PM
Author: Carnelian hall private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#32123956)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author: Narrow-minded Nubile Organic Girlfriend Cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#32150541)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:50 PM
Author: Chocolate Idea He Suggested Whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#32151487)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:56 PM
Author: sepia massive generalized bond sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#32151532)



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Date: January 9th, 2017 5:14 PM
Author: Carnelian hall private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#32336153)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:33 PM
Author: sepia massive generalized bond sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#32540690)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: Narrow-minded Nubile Organic Girlfriend Cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#32540711)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:32 PM
Author: sepia massive generalized bond sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#32611546)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: Excitant center persian

EXCUSE ME

yeah?

I RIKE A SUCK YOUR DILLLK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#32611562)



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Date: February 28th, 2017 1:58 PM
Author: Narrow-minded Nubile Organic Girlfriend Cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#32719752)



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: red codepig cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#32806197)



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: Twinkling talented meetinghouse

this thread makes more sense once i realized the op was harrison

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#32806202)



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Date: December 30th, 2019 6:57 AM
Author: charismatic national security agency menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#39348255)



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Date: April 1st, 2017 6:26 PM
Author: Bistre soul-stirring cuck box office

Date: October 12th, 2014 9:10 PM

Author: boot to the head (harrison)

he gets butthurt easily too.

he went for years under the radar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2231619&forum_id=2#26505329)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#32971160)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 2:44 PM
Author: Bistre soul-stirring cuck box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#32975884)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:10 PM
Author: wonderful cruise ship people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#33180883)



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Date: May 31st, 2017 4:47 PM
Author: dashing beta knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#33439438)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 12:27 AM
Author: Narrow-minded Nubile Organic Girlfriend Cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#33452265)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:23 AM
Author: razzmatazz chrome piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#33454604)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:14 AM
Author: seedy aqua senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#33822268)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:27 AM
Author: cracking citrine hissy fit corner

what a thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#33822278)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:37 PM
Author: Well-lubricated queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#34235757)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 6:36 AM
Author: shaky translucent church jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#34880854)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: cracking citrine hissy fit corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#34886987)



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Date: December 25th, 2017 11:04 PM
Author: cracking citrine hissy fit corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#35007389)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:37 PM
Author: Free-loading Abode Volcanic Crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#35893896)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: Well-lubricated queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#35897859)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: Jet-lagged Slimy Spot

lol faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#36216613)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:49 AM
Author: fragrant walnut fortuitous meteor

this was flame dumbass. i was at home when this "happened".

jmaw is real.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#36216615)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:42 PM
Author: maroon corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#36219837)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:44 PM
Author: Mint Vibrant Dog Poop Filthpig

tbf he probably couldn't tell if you were blinking, open-eyed, or had your eyes closed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#36219846)



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Date: December 28th, 2018 6:30 PM
Author: startled idiotic french chef twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#37488414)



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Date: May 6th, 2019 4:13 PM
Author: charismatic national security agency menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#38195472)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: charismatic national security agency menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#38198031)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: seedy aqua senate

Great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#38198032)



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Date: May 18th, 2019 2:32 PM
Author: red codepig cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#38253374)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:14 PM
Author: At-the-ready gay plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#38720058)



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Date: February 25th, 2020 12:36 AM
Author: curious blue stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#39647879)



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:51 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good parlour

kids growing up and coming of age during lockdown won't know how 180 this is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#40015386)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:29 AM
Author: charismatic national security agency menage

reminder: some notable poasters used to pretend to like op's shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#40335685)



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Date: October 12th, 2021 12:29 AM
Author: Vermilion Rehab

keep talking shit about harrison faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43258812)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:37 AM
Author: bateful main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#41965899)



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Date: April 29th, 2021 6:28 PM
Author: Narrow-minded Nubile Organic Girlfriend Cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#42372881)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:22 PM
Author: Narrow-minded Nubile Organic Girlfriend Cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43258601)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: bateful main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43704165)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:30 AM
Author: cerise bbw pocket flask

This is a GOAT thread, somehow it’s still underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43704758)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: outnumbered deranged stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#46566340)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: Magical hairraiser orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43704764)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:32 AM
Author: adventurous frisky clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43704779)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: Chocolate Idea He Suggested Whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43704795)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: razzmatazz chrome piazza

I still never figured out whether the "crab sandwich" was a weird way of saying a crab cake sandwich or a crab roll, like a lobster roll, or actually some weird Asian thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43704799)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:19 AM
Author: Pungent razzle yarmulke feces

It’s a cheeseburger with 2 crabs in place of the bun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#44417971)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:31 AM
Author: bateful main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#44378153)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:32 AM
Author: Iridescent disrespectful office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#44378163)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:35 AM
Author: Narrow-minded Nubile Organic Girlfriend Cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#44378176)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:43 AM
Author: Iridescent disrespectful office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#44378200)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:54 AM
Author: lemon parlor

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

(detector continuously beeping for years)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#44378229)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:45 AM
Author: Comical unhinged range rigpig

It is the year 1,000,000. Humans are long dead, the ice caps totally melted and the world completely covered in water. Nearly all evidence of human civilization has been completely erased. Nearly all...

Far, far under the surface, at the bottom of an enormous chasm miles deep, a faint signal sounds. "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... Fortuitously stored inside an impenetrable casing of titanium diboride with an epoxy emery coating, an autism detector from the before times has resisted the ocean's erosive forces. It should have shut down eons ago, but somehow, in defiance of traditional understandings of physics, it continues to be powered, however faintly, by an autism so profound it literally altered spacetime itself, causing ambient electrons to be drawn into its battery cells for eternity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#44418014)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:44 AM
Author: Laughsome Shivering Area

LOOOOOOOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#45680684)



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Date: June 23rd, 2022 7:45 PM
Author: Claret Crackhouse Coldplay Fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#44730960)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:39 AM
Author: stubborn concupiscible property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#45680666)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:42 AM
Author: Laughsome Shivering Area

hey dork, let's go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#45680676)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:48 AM
Author: stubborn concupiscible property

Ok

*BANG*

*BIFF*

*KAPOW!*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#45680689)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:58 AM
Author: Laughsome Shivering Area

hehe tho credited rethponthe hehe: https://tinychat.com/room/james102387



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#45680694)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:43 AM
Author: Laughsome Shivering Area

honestly, i'd say i won this thread LMFAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#45680680)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:34 PM
Author: startled idiotic french chef twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#46566325)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: Vivacious fuchsia bawdyhouse striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#46799416)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: Narrow-minded Nubile Organic Girlfriend Cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#46799418)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:34 PM
Author: charcoal set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#46958530)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:40 PM
Author: aromatic toilet seat legend

embarrassing thread for OP jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#46958556)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 8:01 PM
Author: Cerebral house-broken travel guidebook regret

"I always liked to read and to write."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#46958648)



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Date: October 12th, 2024 6:11 PM
Author: Peach Passionate Market Immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#48191108)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 11:48 AM
Author: curious blue stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#48348597)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:04 PM
Author: Bull headed house fanboi

This marked the end of harrison’s prolific poasting career in tandem with Julia poasting a chain of his “plz respond” emails. A heavyweight in the Halford/Watchmen era—he was very similar to ricki in poasting style and had a solid clique here that frequently showered him with blank-bumps & 180s. A reminder to us all—make liberal use of the cancel and save as draft features in xo/gmail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#48348643)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:06 PM
Author: Obsidian chest-beating pistol stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#48348651)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:08 PM
Author: Beady-eyed therapy

Bars and ordering drinks at bars are retarded, just pregame, go there and stand around, don’t try and order drinks unless you’re a regular

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#48348661)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 12:51 AM
Author: Well-lubricated queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#48638031)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:12 AM
Author: Racy halford

(Doodikof)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#48638049)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:14 AM
Author: dun station mad-dog skullcap

lol fucking gook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#48638051)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:15 AM
Author: Odious Pale Karate Ticket Booth

this was jjc right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#48638053)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: curious blue stead

harrison tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49077482)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: tan death wish kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49363699)



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Date: March 11th, 2026 8:02 PM
Author: Odious Pale Karate Ticket Booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49735840)



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Date: March 28th, 2026 9:16 PM
Author: wait till biggus dickus hears of this

10 years, wow. I think about this all the time. XO is a moveable feast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49777531)