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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM
Author: harsh business firm boltzmann

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31074810)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: french deer antler patrolman

special sauce on the sandwich

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31074819)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:10 PM
Author: Dark bateful stag film mexican

Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM

Author: ....,..,.,...,,,,,..,.,,.,,.............,,,.,.,

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31083474)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: orange main people



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:52 PM
Author: Bronze doctorate



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: Iridescent Naked Dragon Striped Hyena

damn daddy

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Date: August 2nd, 2016 10:58 PM
Author: Iridescent Naked Dragon Striped Hyena

lol now that i know who this is this thread is hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31094138)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: titillating mildly autistic mad-dog skullcap



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: pungent supple corner

Sounds like you are fucked bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31074823)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: harsh business firm boltzmann

me? he's the one getting the sps tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31074826)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: pungent supple corner

He'll probably take like 40 min to get you your order, make you follow up with him 2x

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31074829)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: harsh business firm boltzmann

i considered that but i dont think so.

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Date: September 12th, 2016 10:43 AM
Author: wild cruise ship idea he suggested



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: garnet bossy famous landscape painting genital piercing

why the fuck would you be rude to a bartender then order a sandwich.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31074824)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: appetizing sadistic kitchen

That poztartar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31074828)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: harsh business firm boltzmann

he's not going to spit in it get real. his only job is send the order back to the kitchen.

and i was rude bc he was just already a faggot anyway. no harm done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31074832)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: garnet bossy famous landscape painting genital piercing

oh right. his job description does not include messing with your food. thus he surely wont do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31074834)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: harsh business firm boltzmann

are you retarded?

im saying i can see him the whole time, he wont even be back in the kitchen

lol did u srsly think i was arguing that bc his job description doesnt include messing with my food that he wont?

jfc xo autists. got damn inwonder what it would be loke talking to u guys irl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31074846)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: garnet bossy famous landscape painting genital piercing

gotcha. this is the first bartender who never moves from behind the bar and has no means of communication with staff who do other than the order.

messing with food happens to rude people dude. this is meant to help you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31074856)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: Dark bateful stag film mexican

lol this dude is either an asian autist or huge flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31074932)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: titillating mildly autistic mad-dog skullcap



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:55 PM
Author: light multi-colored location

LMAOOOOOOOOOO

Let me tell you about my food service experience:

1. Customer is rude to me

2. Give the order ticket to the kitchen and tell the cook to spit in it or put a booger in it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31094657)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal chartreuse new version dilemma

My hs friends did this all the time like it was nbd.

Seriously though, I just had to wink at cook and he knew what to do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31106859)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: ivory tripping alpha house

So, just to be clear, the bartender came over to take your order. You stared at him awkwardly like an aspie and he walked away. This annoyed you because you wanted the bartender to actually say the words "can I get something for you?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31074835)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:48 PM
Author: french deer antler patrolman

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31074843)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:33 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal chartreuse new version dilemma



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Stubborn irradiated tanning salon crotch

the people on this site are deranged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31074845)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: french deer antler patrolman

how so?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31074847)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: harsh business firm boltzmann

youre a fucking idiot bro.

"complaining about poor service is so aspie and deranged jesus"

*ignores the fact that millions of normal ppl do this every day*

its not "deranged" when the bartender straight up was being a fuckin idiot jackass to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31074857)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: Transparent Bearded Cumskin Pit



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: khaki twisted space

((("nebbish" 5'7 little breh who doesn't COMMAND RESPECT)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31074862)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Self-absorbed Internet-worthy Church Circlehead

ordering a crab sandwich at a bar was mistake #1

then being an aspie was mistake #2

enjoy your "crabs"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31074871)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: Spectacular Parlor Stock Car



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Sooty preventive strike casino

lmao cannot imagine a normal dude reacting this way. OP and the massive chip on his shoulder about being "overlooked" have my gookdar going wild

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31074874)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:54 PM
Author: garnet bossy famous landscape painting genital piercing

yea i was thinking this too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31074886)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:56 PM
Author: Dark bateful stag film mexican

is the op JJC? would explain a lot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31074906)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: Sable Senate Immigrant

cr op is insecure and seeing shit that isn't there, starting some shit with a bartender who has to do what he says to prove his manhood. guarantee the bartender is laughing with the other servers about what a gookbot faggot he is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31074921)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: harsh business firm boltzmann

lmao...every normal bro has complained about service before at some point. and actually drunk chads are some of the worst assholes about this shit

joe pesci complained about service in goodfellas...i would lmao at some little 5'8 faggot lawyer bitch like "the gorgon" (whatever the fuck that means) going "lol? gook" to an italian mobster before grtting mercilessly bullied and humiliated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31074933)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:03 PM
Author: Dark bateful stag film mexican

either you're not describing the situation very well or there is something wrong with you. No one is defending poor service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31074938)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:06 PM
Author: Sooty preventive strike casino

cr. also I'm literally a 6' alpha non-lawyer lmao @ the OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31074956)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:12 PM
Author: harsh business firm boltzmann

youre not alpha or 6'0.

and lol @ "im thix foot, actually"

thats not tall to anyone but a nebbish lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31074989)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: Sooty preventive strike casino

your head must be spinning from the bukakke session you've been getting itt lil breh. explain where I state or imply that 6' is "tall"? I have consistently insisted it isn't eg

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3294692&mc=16&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31075078)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:04 PM
Author: Self-absorbed Internet-worthy Church Circlehead

you wouldn't know what a "normal bro" was if he shit in your crab sandwich, Xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31074944)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:14 PM
Author: Dark bateful stag film mexican

lol'd hard at xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31074998)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: Sooty preventive strike casino

can't stop loling at this gigafreak's deranged thought process. "I stood up for myself by 'staring unblinkingly' at a confused bartender, just like drunk white chads or Italian mobsters!" ljl someone should keep an eye on this Cho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31075150)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: Dark bateful stag film mexican

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31075156)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: Sable Senate Immigrant

180 the gorgon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31075158)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:11 PM
Author: Dark bateful stag film mexican

It reminds me of the time uvt "stood up for himself" by flipping off some redneck on the freeway and almost got himself killed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31076978)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:12 PM
Author: Lavender mad cow disease

lmao. Please link if you can

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31084406)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:31 PM
Author: Sooty preventive strike casino



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: Dark bateful stag film mexican

google search returns this:

Date: April 18th, 2014 10:41 PM

Author: grown married man with fully developed breasts

Someone needs to dig up the thread where uvt talks about having road rage and yelling at a white guy who cut him off in traffic "to defend the image of my people" or some shit. It was still when he was in his NOWAG-power stage. Its been years since I saw it and it was quite lulzy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924947&forum_id=2#25407199)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31094151)



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Date: May 3rd, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: deep exhilarant police squad



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:33 AM
Author: deep exhilarant police squad



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Date: August 1st, 2016 4:46 AM
Author: house-broken reading party jap



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:05 PM
Author: Claret useless wagecucks

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31082965)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:32 PM
Author: pungent supple corner



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: Duck-like crystalline telephone



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:03 PM
Author: diverse community account



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: Dead Nowag

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31094715)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal chartreuse new version dilemma

The Gorgon delivers.... Again and again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31106883)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 7:40 PM
Author: Sooty preventive strike casino



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Date: December 15th, 2016 7:07 PM
Author: Buck-toothed Selfie Half-breed



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:36 PM
Author: Bipolar irate useless brakes



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: hairless smoky legal warrant



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:38 PM
Author: Salmon office



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Date: September 18th, 2017 2:11 PM
Author: slate beta juggernaut meetinghouse



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: slippery pearl box office



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:16 PM
Author: Mewling awkward macaca potus



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Date: May 21st, 2020 8:59 PM
Author: Salmon office



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: Alcoholic Sapphire State



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: Alcoholic Sapphire State



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:34 AM
Author: chest-beating trailer park

first time i've come across this, tears streaming down my face laughing. gosh i like it here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#44378175)



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Date: March 28th, 2026 8:47 PM
Author: Post nut horror



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Date: March 28th, 2026 8:55 PM
Author: gibberish (?)

This poast is 2016 lol you're old

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49777473)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: Spectacular Parlor Stock Car



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:15 PM
Author: Crimson crackhouse



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: Lavender mad cow disease



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:13 PM
Author: mentally impaired legend bawdyhouse



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:03 AM
Author: Dead Nowag

Op is George20 just trying to swallow cum in the most indirect way possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31094707)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:42 AM
Author: Excitant Frum Stage



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: Alcoholic Sapphire State

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#41965917)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: bat shit crazy trust fund forum



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:55 PM
Author: Dark bateful stag film mexican

when he came over and looked directly at you, why didn't you tell him what you wanted?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31074897)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: Chestnut mental disorder coffee pot

Sounds like the bartender expected you to offer your order after your friend gave his.

Classic situation of two aspies accusing the other of being aspie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31074914)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: Dark bateful stag film mexican

I used to work in a bar where the bartenders/barbacks/cooks would literallt sneeze all over the sandwiches of assholes. They's also put sandwich buns down their pants and then dance around the kitchen while everyone laughed and cheered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31074922)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: Sable Senate Immigrant

Apart from seasoning the lobster bisque, he farted on the meringue, sneezed on braised endive, and as for the cream of mushroom soup, well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31074931)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:02 PM
Author: Dark bateful stag film mexican

this wasn't shit out of a movie bro. I'm telling you what I've seen with my own two eyes. Not excusing or condoning it either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31074934)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:08 PM
Author: Pontificating Curious Spot Dog Poop

this is, front to back, the most beta post i've read in my life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31074960)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:24 PM
Author: Sooty preventive strike casino

damn runny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31076610)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: Lavender mad cow disease



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:01 AM
Author: Dead Nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31094692)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:40 AM
Author: unhinged pearly menage



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:43 AM
Author: Ebony Marketing Idea Party Of The First Part

but it's comic gold, so 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#40335695)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:33 PM
Author: Razzle abnormal athletic conference range

Enjoy your cum crab sandwhich.

People who enjoy abusing the little temporary power they have over others are awful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31075089)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: magenta doobsian temple

like, by, say, ejaculating in their food?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31076635)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:27 PM
Author: garnet bossy famous landscape painting genital piercing

ya and tipping poorly b/c of perceived slights.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31076648)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: shivering exciting locale pocket flask

Alcoholic?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31075180)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:09 PM
Author: Vivacious School Cafeteria Sweet Tailpipe

JJC, you really need help, I say this as a friend.

Also, lol at ordering a crab sandwich, maybe the easiest thing to cum on and not have anyone notice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31076946)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: Sooty preventive strike casino

lol yeah this guy literally ate semen yesterday. not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31080877)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:03 PM
Author: Sable Senate Immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31082948)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:09 PM
Author: orange main people



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:17 PM
Author: Sable Senate Immigrant

thread is vintage zozo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31083539)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:18 PM
Author: Infuriating market turdskin



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:55 PM
Author: Obsidian step-uncle's house

This is a 180 thread if the OP isn't flame.

What an autist, lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31084776)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:41 PM
Author: domesticated thirsty resort

yeah what an autist, lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#35893917)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:18 PM
Author: Coiffed racy lay wrinkle

So if you don't want to eat jizz, what do you do if your waiter is actually an idiot and you need to call attention to something he fucked up or so you can order? Just suffer through it then leave a shitty tip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31085017)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: garnet bossy famous landscape painting genital piercing

it;s possible (for non autists) to point out mistakes without being rude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31085021)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:23 PM
Author: Coiffed racy lay wrinkle

Can a high 19 year old hipster waitress tell the difference?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31085062)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 11:53 PM
Author: Sable Senate Immigrant

"Hey, excuse me-"

"Oh, I'm sorry."

"Yeah, no problem, can I get..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31086582)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:00 AM
Author: Obsidian step-uncle's house

Yes. And the OP isn't about a waiter who made a mistake. It's about an autist who is very likely Asian who doesn't know the first thing about social interaction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31094686)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:57 PM
Author: Wine Scourge Upon The Earth Base

(Asian)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31094670)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: titillating mildly autistic mad-dog skullcap



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:58 PM
Author: hyperactive indirect expression

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31094678)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:11 AM
Author: Dead Nowag

I got sore from how hard this thread made me laugh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31094767)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:21 AM
Author: balding parlour

I hope this is flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31094831)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:24 PM
Author: concupiscible startled national security agency digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31106813)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:26 PM
Author: Sable Senate Immigrant

cr bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31106824)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:35 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy translucent associate black woman

BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31106875)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 10:19 PM
Author: Cerebral shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31232267)



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Date: September 3rd, 2016 7:54 PM
Author: Sable Senate Immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31330301)



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Date: November 13th, 2016 1:24 AM
Author: comical sticky tattoo hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31894739)



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Date: November 13th, 2016 1:30 AM
Author: Iridescent Naked Dragon Striped Hyena

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31894760)



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Date: December 12th, 2016 8:10 PM
Author: adventurous know-it-all brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#32123956)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author: Claret useless wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#32150541)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:50 PM
Author: Cordovan nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#32151487)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:56 PM
Author: Sable Senate Immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#32151532)



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Date: January 9th, 2017 5:14 PM
Author: adventurous know-it-all brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#32336153)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:33 PM
Author: Sable Senate Immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#32540690)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: Claret useless wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#32540711)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:32 PM
Author: Sable Senate Immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#32611546)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: navy school death wish

EXCUSE ME

yeah?

I RIKE A SUCK YOUR DILLLK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#32611562)



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Date: February 28th, 2017 1:58 PM
Author: Claret useless wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#32719752)



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: Vivacious School Cafeteria Sweet Tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#32806197)



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: drab locus newt

this thread makes more sense once i realized the op was harrison

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#32806202)



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Date: December 30th, 2019 6:57 AM
Author: deep exhilarant police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#39348255)



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Date: April 1st, 2017 6:26 PM
Author: splenetic pink heaven giraffe

Date: October 12th, 2014 9:10 PM

Author: boot to the head (harrison)

he gets butthurt easily too.

he went for years under the radar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2231619&forum_id=2#26505329)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#32971160)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 2:44 PM
Author: splenetic pink heaven giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#32975884)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:10 PM
Author: olive cracking mood private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#33180883)



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Date: May 31st, 2017 4:47 PM
Author: orange main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#33439438)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 12:27 AM
Author: Claret useless wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#33452265)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:23 AM
Author: heady nighttime ape theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#33454604)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:14 AM
Author: house-broken reading party jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#33822268)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:27 AM
Author: soul-stirring voyeur

what a thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#33822278)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:37 PM
Author: yellow pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#34235757)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 6:36 AM
Author: Autistic marvelous sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#34880854)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: soul-stirring voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#34886987)



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Date: December 25th, 2017 11:04 PM
Author: soul-stirring voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#35007389)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:37 PM
Author: Grizzly low-t keepsake machete volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#35893896)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: yellow pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#35897859)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: ocher vibrant stage azn

lol faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#36216613)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:49 AM
Author: harsh business firm boltzmann

this was flame dumbass. i was at home when this "happened".

jmaw is real.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#36216615)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:42 PM
Author: glassy zombie-like international law enforcement agency plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#36219837)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:44 PM
Author: swashbuckling federal piazza feces

tbf he probably couldn't tell if you were blinking, open-eyed, or had your eyes closed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#36219846)



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Date: December 28th, 2018 6:30 PM
Author: amber flirting toaster hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#37488414)



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Date: May 6th, 2019 4:13 PM
Author: deep exhilarant police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#38195472)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: deep exhilarant police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#38198031)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: house-broken reading party jap

Great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#38198032)



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Date: May 18th, 2019 2:32 PM
Author: Vivacious School Cafeteria Sweet Tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#38253374)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:14 PM
Author: electric chrome pervert tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#38720058)



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Date: February 25th, 2020 12:36 AM
Author: Alcoholic Cerise Chad Jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#39647879)



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:51 PM
Author: Lemon Hilarious Skinny Woman Faggot Firefighter

kids growing up and coming of age during lockdown won't know how 180 this is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#40015386)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:29 AM
Author: deep exhilarant police squad

reminder: some notable poasters used to pretend to like op's shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#40335685)



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Date: October 12th, 2021 12:29 AM
Author: jet-lagged theatre

keep talking shit about harrison faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43258812)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:37 AM
Author: Stirring Azure Place Of Business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#41965899)



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Date: April 29th, 2021 6:28 PM
Author: Claret useless wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#42372881)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:22 PM
Author: Claret useless wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43258601)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: Stirring Azure Place Of Business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43704165)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:30 AM
Author: Fishy Point Generalized Bond

This is a GOAT thread, somehow it’s still underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43704758)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: lake hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#46566340)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: Jade glittery depressive area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43704764)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:32 AM
Author: big-titted saffron messiness headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43704779)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: Cordovan nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43704795)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: heady nighttime ape theater stage

I still never figured out whether the "crab sandwich" was a weird way of saying a crab cake sandwich or a crab roll, like a lobster roll, or actually some weird Asian thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43704799)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:19 AM
Author: Galvanic gay wizard psychic

It’s a cheeseburger with 2 crabs in place of the bun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#44417971)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:31 AM
Author: Stirring Azure Place Of Business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#44378153)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:32 AM
Author: Brindle Free-loading Home Yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#44378163)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:35 AM
Author: Claret useless wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#44378176)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:43 AM
Author: Brindle Free-loading Home Yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#44378200)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:54 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy translucent associate black woman

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

(detector continuously beeping for years)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#44378229)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:45 AM
Author: Fragrant Out-of-control Laser Beams Address

It is the year 1,000,000. Humans are long dead, the ice caps totally melted and the world completely covered in water. Nearly all evidence of human civilization has been completely erased. Nearly all...

Far, far under the surface, at the bottom of an enormous chasm miles deep, a faint signal sounds. "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... Fortuitously stored inside an impenetrable casing of titanium diboride with an epoxy emery coating, an autism detector from the before times has resisted the ocean's erosive forces. It should have shut down eons ago, but somehow, in defiance of traditional understandings of physics, it continues to be powered, however faintly, by an autism so profound it literally altered spacetime itself, causing ambient electrons to be drawn into its battery cells for eternity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#44418014)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:44 AM
Author: hairraiser property

LOOOOOOOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#45680684)



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Date: June 23rd, 2022 7:45 PM
Author: Salmon office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#44730960)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:39 AM
Author: aqua dopamine lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#45680666)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:42 AM
Author: hairraiser property

hey dork, let's go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#45680676)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:48 AM
Author: aqua dopamine lettuce

Ok

*BANG*

*BIFF*

*KAPOW!*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#45680689)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:58 AM
Author: hairraiser property

hehe tho credited rethponthe hehe: https://tinychat.com/room/james102387



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#45680694)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:43 AM
Author: hairraiser property

honestly, i'd say i won this thread LMFAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#45680680)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:34 PM
Author: amber flirting toaster hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#46566325)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: passionate nofapping quadroon fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#46799416)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: Claret useless wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#46799418)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:34 PM
Author: Dull orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#46958530)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:40 PM
Author: insane mediation pistol

embarrassing thread for OP jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#46958556)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 8:01 PM
Author: slate beta juggernaut meetinghouse

"I always liked to read and to write."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#46958648)



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Date: October 12th, 2024 6:11 PM
Author: Motley Nudist Center Rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#48191108)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 11:48 AM
Author: Alcoholic Cerise Chad Jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#48348597)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:04 PM
Author: gaped contagious kitty cat den

This marked the end of harrison’s prolific poasting career in tandem with Julia poasting a chain of his “plz respond” emails. A heavyweight in the Halford/Watchmen era—he was very similar to ricki in poasting style and had a solid clique here that frequently showered him with blank-bumps & 180s. A reminder to us all—make liberal use of the cancel and save as draft features in xo/gmail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#48348643)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:06 PM
Author: flatulent dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#48348651)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:08 PM
Author: Provocative corn cake kitty

Bars and ordering drinks at bars are retarded, just pregame, go there and stand around, don’t try and order drinks unless you’re a regular

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#48348661)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 12:51 AM
Author: yellow pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#48638031)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:12 AM
Author: Puce geriatric set

(Doodikof)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#48638049)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:14 AM
Author: Histrionic station

lol fucking gook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#48638051)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:15 AM
Author: Bronze doctorate

this was jjc right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#48638053)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: Alcoholic Cerise Chad Jewess

harrison tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49077482)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: medicated chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49363699)



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Date: March 11th, 2026 8:02 PM
Author: Bronze doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49735840)



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Date: March 28th, 2026 9:16 PM
Author: wait till biggus dickus hears of this

10 years, wow. I think about this all the time. XO is a moveable feast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49777531)