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Married guy here with kids : it’s necessary but fuckin sucks (theory)
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Date: January 19th, 2026 9:45 PM Author: ,,,;,,,,,;:;,,,,;::::;,,,;;:::;:;:?:::::;;;;;; Before anyone asks I’m 6’5 and was an athlete in college. Married to a chick I was extremely attracted to when I met and still am now. We have 3 kids all young. I’m 37 and she’s 34.
Here’s the problem. Marriage is necessary because you need to have kids and continue your bloodline. Very few people can just not be married and spread their seed (Elon Musk, Andrew Tate, etc).
So the only way to do it as a common man is get married. Problem is women hit their peak when they’re 18-21. She’s out fucking and on boats. My wife was “prude” in 2026 standards and still did all that. Fucked chads and had excitement. A guy hits his peak at my age. I am in the best shape of my life and my hair looks amazing.
Problem is tonight I had the first night alone with my wife without a kid screaming since October. No sex since October even though we are attracted to each other. We are tired and we pass the fuck out whenever the kids are sleeping.
Tonight I’m awake. I want to fuck. She’s sleeping. I’m horny as shit. If I text one of my coworkers a joke who all wanna fuck me, the bad guy. If I go to a strip club on my way home from work, I’m the bad guy. If I look at porn, I’m the bad guy.
So while she got to enjoy her physical peak at age 18, I have to sacrifice my physical peak by just sitting on my couch watching sopranos.
But the alternative is not getting married, then for most men it means no kids and you’re a fuckin weirdo.
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Date: January 19th, 2026 9:47 PM Author: ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, for those very reasons, Aristotle said that marriages should be between 37 year old men and 18 year old women. he said that both would be at their peak at marriage and would decline together. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824127&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49602575) |
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Date: January 19th, 2026 10:25 PM Author: iphones (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824127&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49602665) |
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Date: January 19th, 2026 10:52 PM Author: Candy Ride Woah cr. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824127&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49602720) |
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Date: January 19th, 2026 11:08 PM Author: ,,,;,,,,,;:;,,,,;::::;,,,;;:::;:;:?:::::;;;;;; Op here. 18000 and my attraction if I get a divorce is 18 year olds. I’ll take a less hot 18 year old over a “hot” 30 year old. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824127&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49602758) |
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Date: January 20th, 2026 10:21 AM Author: Long PlayroomPoon Clown Conniption ( ) Wisdom of the ancients (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824127&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49603292) |
Date: January 19th, 2026 9:47 PM Author: Genius Theologian Waaa I didn't get laid (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824127&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49602571) |
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Date: January 19th, 2026 9:48 PM Author: """"''"""'' I'm horny (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824127&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49602577) |
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Date: January 19th, 2026 9:52 PM Author: Die Hard 2: Die Harder Your wife was a yacht girl? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824127&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49602591) |
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Date: January 19th, 2026 10:04 PM Author: theranchman cr lol wtf? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824127&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49602634) |
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Date: January 19th, 2026 11:09 PM Author: ,,,;,,,,,;:;,,,,;::::;,,,;;:::;:;:?:::::;;;;;; No but she fucked a bunch of dudes in my college. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824127&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49602760) |
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Date: January 19th, 2026 11:24 PM Author: AI_concubine Congrats bro (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824127&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49602801) |
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Date: January 19th, 2026 9:52 PM Author: Judas Jones If I look at porn, I’m the bad guy tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824127&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49602594) |
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Date: January 19th, 2026 10:18 PM (6’5 former college athlete sad he can’t enjoy his physical peak at 37) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824127&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49602658) |
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Date: January 19th, 2026 10:23 PM Author: iphones (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824127&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49602663) |
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Date: January 19th, 2026 10:25 PM Author: jewhouls and goyblins yeah but you're jewish and the "think of your kids, thoughtlessly shat out after internal manipulation done quasi-remotely" is kind of the big whip to coerce these goynimals into doing your bidding love kids but that's also why i'm not going to have them in this time and place |
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Date: January 19th, 2026 11:05 PM Author: Risten Sugar baby (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824127&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49602755) |
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Date: January 20th, 2026 11:57 AM Author: which dad? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824127&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49603522) |
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Date: January 19th, 2026 11:12 PM Author: C Major You are a pussy. And if you were still attractive your wife would fuck you (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824127&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49602768) |
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Date: January 20th, 2026 9:52 AM Author: Justice for Armpit and Blanket! I mean, I'm hideous and Short and my wife is all over me. 90s feminism fairytales about how women aren't horny are hilarious in retrospect (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824127&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49603244) |
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Date: January 20th, 2026 9:57 AM Author: me mum died in the holly (TT6) why not add a gf to the mix? or if thats too much, maybe just be allowed to hook up on the side? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824127&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49603253) |
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Date: January 20th, 2026 10:10 AM It sounds like you need to find a sugar baby on SA. Don't get her pregnant though. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824127&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49603273) |
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Date: January 20th, 2026 10:48 AM Author: dj clue love the idea of this guy sending a group text to co-workers asking "who all wanna fuck?" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824127&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49603365) |