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IQ test for lawyers: explain John Roberts' judicial philosophy in < 5 sentences

If you can do it in one sentence that's great, but you're al...
Swollen Garnet National Striped Hyena
  06/30/26
See moniker
aromatic flushed heaven
  06/30/26
Roberts was against gay marriage. He authored the DISSENT in...
Swollen Garnet National Striped Hyena
  06/30/26
https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4634315&mc=66&a...
aromatic flushed heaven
  06/30/26
That's all you got, we get it
Swollen Garnet National Striped Hyena
  06/30/26
All anyone white needs
aromatic flushed heaven
  06/30/26
"He's a dork with a crushing desire to be popular."...
Razzle yellow kitchen boiling water
  06/30/26
Yeah libs love him and invite him to their cocktail parties,...
Swollen Garnet National Striped Hyena
  06/30/26
Doesn't seem like you know many people like this. They are ...
Razzle yellow kitchen boiling water
  07/01/26
Wow, you know lots of people like John Roberts
Swollen Garnet National Striped Hyena
  07/01/26
Well, I am an officer of the court, after all
Razzle yellow kitchen boiling water
  07/01/26
Crippled by fear
orange wonderful circlehead
  07/01/26
A man who understands the concept of LEGACY both for himself...
chestnut twisted shrine
  07/01/26
change nothing. maintain status quo at all costs despite the...
Contagious main people travel guidebook
  07/01/26
u people think these fags have coherent "philosophies&q...
high-end ruby dilemma
  07/01/26
Wow, I guess I just keep getting lucky https://www.xoxoht...
Swollen Garnet National Striped Hyena
  07/01/26
He’s trying to prevent a civil war
Chest-beating fighting den
  07/01/26
He’s apparently a pedophile, so whatever his masters t...
diverse prole rigpig
  07/01/26
Wow, that must be why I can accurately predict everything he...
Swollen Garnet National Striped Hyena
  07/01/26
yes
aromatic flushed heaven
  07/01/26
...
diverse prole rigpig
  07/01/26
"im gay"
Violent giraffe
  07/01/26
protect legitimacy of the court at all costs
Slate clown parlour
  07/01/26
false, he knows the entire judiciary will obey him. It's nev...
Swollen Garnet National Striped Hyena
  07/01/26
It used to be protecting SCOTUS as an institution, but it ha...
nighttime hall
  07/01/26
In 2005 no one thought SCOTUS needed any protection
Swollen Garnet National Striped Hyena
  07/01/26
I feel like there was kind of a traumatic decision just a fe...
nighttime hall
  07/01/26
Except everyone knew the case was correctly decided and Gore...
Swollen Garnet National Striped Hyena
  07/01/26
Self-loathing right wing establishment homosexual in the mol...
Blue juggernaut
  07/01/26
avoid being yelled at and called “controversial”...
Lemon cuckold
  07/01/26
close. Best one so far for sure
Swollen Garnet National Striped Hyena
  07/01/26
A scared man ### This has been a message from United Sta...
duck-like factory reset button
  07/01/26
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879001&foru...
Swollen Garnet National Striped Hyena
  07/01/26
did you intentionally make a mistake on roe v wade
Contagious main people travel guidebook
  07/01/26
Libs handed that decision to Alito on a silver platter when ...
Swollen Garnet National Striped Hyena
  07/01/26


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Date: June 30th, 2026 4:37 PM
Author: Swollen Garnet National Striped Hyena

If you can do it in one sentence that's great, but you're allowed to use as many as four.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878663&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49971715)



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Date: June 30th, 2026 4:40 PM
Author: aromatic flushed heaven

See moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878663&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49971727)



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Date: June 30th, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: Swollen Garnet National Striped Hyena

Roberts was against gay marriage. He authored the DISSENT in that case. This is what I mean by shitcons being too low IQ to understand Roberts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878663&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49971733)



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Date: June 30th, 2026 4:46 PM
Author: aromatic flushed heaven

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4634315&mc=66&forum_id=2#40993963

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878663&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49971743)



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Date: June 30th, 2026 4:54 PM
Author: Swollen Garnet National Striped Hyena

That's all you got, we get it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878663&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49971765)



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Date: June 30th, 2026 4:55 PM
Author: aromatic flushed heaven

All anyone white needs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878663&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49971769)



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Date: June 30th, 2026 5:10 PM
Author: Razzle yellow kitchen boiling water

"He's a dork with a crushing desire to be popular."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878663&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49971810)



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Date: June 30th, 2026 6:20 PM
Author: Swollen Garnet National Striped Hyena

Yeah libs love him and invite him to their cocktail parties, good call

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878663&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49971957)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 9:29 AM
Author: Razzle yellow kitchen boiling water

Doesn't seem like you know many people like this. They are almost never actually popular or the ones you invite to do anything other than get clowned on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878663&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49973234)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 11:25 AM
Author: Swollen Garnet National Striped Hyena

Wow, you know lots of people like John Roberts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878663&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49973475)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: Razzle yellow kitchen boiling water

Well, I am an officer of the court, after all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878663&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49974151)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 9:25 AM
Author: orange wonderful circlehead

Crippled by fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878663&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49973223)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 9:38 AM
Author: chestnut twisted shrine

A man who understands the concept of LEGACY both for himself and the institution.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878663&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49973249)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 9:38 AM
Author: Contagious main people travel guidebook

change nothing. maintain status quo at all costs despite the 1-way ratchet effect of the pervasive lib overreach->con fecklessness cycle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878663&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49973251)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 11:32 AM
Author: high-end ruby dilemma

u people think these fags have coherent "philosophies"

ljl law is so faggy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878663&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49973485)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 12:47 PM
Author: Swollen Garnet National Striped Hyena

Wow, I guess I just keep getting lucky

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1980647&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878663&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49973634)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 12:50 PM
Author: Chest-beating fighting den

He’s trying to prevent a civil war

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878663&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49973641)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 12:50 PM
Author: diverse prole rigpig

He’s apparently a pedophile, so whatever his masters tell him to do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878663&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49973642)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 12:58 PM
Author: Swollen Garnet National Striped Hyena

Wow, that must be why I can accurately predict everything he does

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878663&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49973657)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: aromatic flushed heaven

yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878663&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49973761)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 2:49 PM
Author: diverse prole rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878663&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49973904)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 12:54 PM
Author: Violent giraffe

"im gay"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878663&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49973652)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 1:00 PM
Author: Slate clown parlour

protect legitimacy of the court at all costs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878663&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49973660)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 4:15 PM
Author: Swollen Garnet National Striped Hyena

false, he knows the entire judiciary will obey him. It's never been up for debate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878663&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49974064)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 1:12 PM
Author: nighttime hall

It used to be protecting SCOTUS as an institution, but it has evolved into Fuck this gay Earth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878663&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49973678)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 2:46 PM
Author: Swollen Garnet National Striped Hyena

In 2005 no one thought SCOTUS needed any protection

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878663&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49973887)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: nighttime hall

I feel like there was kind of a traumatic decision just a few years before that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878663&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49974280)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 5:42 PM
Author: Swollen Garnet National Striped Hyena

Except everyone knew the case was correctly decided and Gore himself never complained about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878663&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49974283)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 2:47 PM
Author: Blue juggernaut

Self-loathing right wing establishment homosexual in the mold of Lindsay Graham and other gay icons.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878663&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49973893)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 2:49 PM
Author: Lemon cuckold

avoid being yelled at and called “controversial” by shitlib journalists at all costs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878663&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49973903)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 3:53 PM
Author: Swollen Garnet National Striped Hyena

close. Best one so far for sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878663&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49974017)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 4:00 PM
Author: duck-like factory reset button

A scared man

###

This has been a message from United States Secretary of Health and Human Services Robert F. Kennedy, Jr.

https://www.hhs.gov/about/leadership/robert-kennedy.html



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878663&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49974035)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 4:16 PM
Author: Swollen Garnet National Striped Hyena

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879001&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878663&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49974066)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 5:19 PM
Author: Contagious main people travel guidebook

did you intentionally make a mistake on roe v wade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878663&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49974221)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 5:26 PM
Author: Swollen Garnet National Striped Hyena

Libs handed that decision to Alito on a silver platter when they refused to raise their only persuasive arguments. It's funny because Alito still left them room to respond in that opinion. He's not saying the Constitution or the Bible commands this. The real question is whether libs will ever read the opinion and give it some thought.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878663&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49974244)