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Never forget: Martin Lawrence's SNL monologue 1994

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/93/93nmono.phtml "I'm s...
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What a 180, I wish I could see the video
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http://www.hulu.com/watch/272133
Talented carnelian church
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dude was insane. too bad Martin was a legit 180 show for th...
fear-inspiring theater philosopher-king
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Indeed it was. Damn, Gina. Apparently Martin had a serious t...
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cant blame him...so hard bro...so hard....
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"I'm watching douche commercials on television, and I'm...
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It wasn’t from what I recall. I think the network cut ...
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Jon Hamm referenced this incident when he hosted SNL. htt...
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these women probably have Trichomoniasis "Females ma...
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Date: October 9th, 2012 3:16 PM
Author: wonderful whorehouse

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/93/93nmono.phtml

"I'm single, I'm a single man, I don't have nobody, I'm looking for somebody and- but I'm meeting a lot of women out there, and you got some beautiful women, but you got some out there that, uh, I gotta say somethin'. Um... some of you are not washing your ass properly."

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Date: October 9th, 2012 11:37 PM
Author: wonderful whorehouse



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:19 AM
Author: wonderful whorehouse



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:21 AM
Author: Garnet Crawly Gaming Laptop Garrison

lol at white womyn

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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:27 AM
Author: insane big kitchen main people

What a 180, I wish I could see the video

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#21755170)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:22 PM
Author: Talented carnelian church

http://www.hulu.com/watch/272133

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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:38 AM
Author: fear-inspiring theater philosopher-king

dude was insane. too bad Martin was a legit 180 show for the first couple of seasons.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#21755258)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:40 AM
Author: Abnormal ebony rigor

Indeed it was. Damn, Gina. Apparently Martin had a serious thing for her and creeper her the fuck out. Which you can see openly each time they kiss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#21755279)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:42 AM
Author: fear-inspiring theater philosopher-king

cant blame him...so hard bro...so hard....

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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:49 AM
Author: azure field

"I'm watching douche commercials on television, and I'm wonderin' if some of you are reading the instructions. I don't think so. Y'know, 'cause I'm getting with some of the ladies, smelling odors, going "Wait a minute. (gestures with index finger) Girl, smell this! This you! Smell yourself, girl. Smell yourself! I tell a woman in a minute, douche! douche! Some women don't like when you tell them that, when you straightforward with them. "Douche!" They, (imitating woman) "Forget you! You cannot douche all the time, you're gonna wash all the natural juices out the body." I say, well, I dont give a damn what you do, put a Tic-Tac in your ass. Put a Cert in your ass. Oh, oh, y'know, this look like a good damn place for a Stick-up up in your ass. I'm sorry, y'all. You got to wash properly"

wow. it's amazing that this was aired on national television.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#21755336)



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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:05 AM
Author: Lake Beady-eyed Forum

It wasn’t from what I recall. I think the network cut out in the middle of it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#46312473)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:51 AM
Author: wonderful whorehouse

Jon Hamm referenced this incident when he hosted SNL.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-7OUBuPVGU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#21755346)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:58 AM
Author: spruce electric organic girlfriend

tyft

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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:30 PM
Author: mint goal in life

180

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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:07 PM
Author: lascivious theater stage

awesome

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Date: May 14th, 2023 11:56 PM
Author: carmine galvanic lodge



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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:10 PM
Author: Excitant maize station

these women probably have Trichomoniasis

"Females may experience:

A bad-smelling discharge from the vagina

Vaginal burning and itching

Worsening of symptoms with menstruation"

Read more: http://www.philly.com/philly/blogs/healthy_kids/Trich-This-Sexually-Transmitted-Disease-is-No-Treat.html



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#21916221)



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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:13 PM
Author: Red Histrionic Principal's Office Haunted Graveyard

Redd Foxx was doing the same act 40 years ago.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uldt6Y-CE3s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#21916260)



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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:12 AM
Author: odious site foreskin

18000000000

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Date: May 15th, 2023 1:05 AM
Author: translucent doctorate bawdyhouse

You know, some women’ll let you go down, you know what I’m sayin’, knowin’ they got a yeast infection. (Some audience disgust) I’m sorry. Sorry. Come up with dough all on your damn lip… Got a bagel and a croissant on your lip. “Anybody got any butter?” I like jelly on mine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#46312590)



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Date: May 15th, 2023 1:44 AM
Author: Mewling home feces

lmao

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Date: May 15th, 2023 11:53 AM
Author: lilac kink-friendly meetinghouse stain



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Date: February 1st, 2026 7:10 PM
Author: tancredi marchiolo



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Date: February 1st, 2026 7:14 PM
Author: chinese salaryman ((zurich is stained))



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