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New Movie I'm pitching "A Staten Island Brunch" (180)

Farewell guys. I know some of you may find this here. Maybe ...
180 library gaping
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Go back to India
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arousing elite rigor
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I'm intrigued re the $1700/hr bottle service. Can it really...
White Spectacular Stage
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not per hour, per night. Weekend night table for 4-6 will e...
sticky codepig
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legit lol at "brunchmen"
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holy shit, where can i sign up to fund this movie
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This.
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Johnsmeyer is are Christopher Moltisanti
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This is Brunch.
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Read this twoce
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feel like there are some very subtle digs at RSF here
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New movie I'm pitching: "A Manhattan in Paris". it...
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Will the Parisians discover the true source of this new arri...
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On second reading they're not subtle at all LMAO
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lol the whole thing is a not at all subtle fuck you to rsf
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I'm rooting for Jimmy!
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180 And fuck Roberto
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This is 10x better content than gay, verbose space stories I...
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gotta say, im rooting for jimmy. fuck roberto. lmao at hot b...
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Roberto is Johnsmeyer's idealized version of himself (5'11&q...
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thats like me creating a fictional version of myself and add...
zombie-like idea he suggested center
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This isn't RSF and it's not me.
180 library gaping
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well whtever it is, its 180
zombie-like idea he suggested center
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Ty brother. I'm not Puerto Rican either for the record.
180 library gaping
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lol, cr clarification
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No just no
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So chicks would flock to the taller guy, right?
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compliments on this moniker
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Fuck Roberto
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Will gassy brunch shrews be featured?
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You may wish to visit this thread for casting ideas: http://...
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(Didn't mean to double posts)
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little hidden 180 about this thread - the self (180) in the ...
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180 Cr lmao
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Not flame cop a script template and get to work.
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Serious q, does rach own this idea now? Was there a TOS?
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now don't get me wrong, johnsmeyer is a nice guy, but bros w...
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i mean, James Lovers-Brunch, a shiftless 6'4" douche, i...
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What sort of lib could see a spic representing America?
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The thing about James is thT he's tall and has money but can...
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i'm just calling it like it is. old world = fat, pasty, ...
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i came at 'dad bods'
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boy does he have a decision to make
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Greatest movie of ARE generation
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DESCRIBE the voiced-over montage at the beginning that expla...
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It will be like the intro to Beauty and the Beast
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Lol shit I lolled out loud to this and then realized it was ...
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A billion Thank you for this!
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This
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"Based on a true story," Johnsmeyer grinned, adjus...
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**Tight fitted dry fit with a Griffey logo**
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*light skinned half Puerto Rican*
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I suspect the audience will be high fiving and cheering when...
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A cop walked by and said, "Ay Jimmy! You talkin' bout y...
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this was my favorite part
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still crack up every time I think of this line
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Cr, i say it to myself in an exaggerated NY gabbagool accent...
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Johnsmeyer will play the cop in the movie, like a Hitchcock ...
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heard that john leguizamo is in talks to play roberto
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Wilmer Valderrama, actually
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will u ever finish the story
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We need to get a production team/site ASAP
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probably his masterwork
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No black brunch was epic IRL flame
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(Reposted) It's about this guy named "James Lovers-B...
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Edited
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Thank
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What the FUCK HE DELETED IT
Appetizing snowy fortuitous meteor gunner
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Woah when did he do that? Was it after the March bumps?
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better to have flamed & edited than never to have flamed...
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not a single person copied it?
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THE GOAT
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RIP to the greatest thread.
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We miss you johnsy
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Johnsmeyer, I hope you're doing okay.
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what a time to be alive
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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:32 AM
Author: 180 library gaping

Farewell guys. I know some of you may find this here. Maybe you won't. I have some personal stuff going on. My father, the person who I've been closest to my whole life, has passed away. As many of you know, my mom passed away when I was younger. I need to be with my family right now to help my brothers and his kids. Maybe even move somewhere and start new.

Aside from all the comedy and bullshit on here, I actually got some good life advice. Most of you are good dudes and I learned a lot about law and life from you all.

Later boys and girls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30254769)



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Date: May 13th, 2018 7:47 AM
Author: Appetizing snowy fortuitous meteor gunner

Go back to India

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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:37 AM
Author: Jet-lagged Crystalline Stag Film Milk

180

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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:44 AM
Author: White Spectacular Stage



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:14 PM
Author: Wonderful Boltzmann

180 moniker

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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:45 AM
Author: bright stead giraffe



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:47 AM
Author: arousing elite rigor



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:51 AM
Author: White Spectacular Stage

I'm intrigued re the $1700/hr bottle service. Can it really cost that much?

Johnsmeyer, if you want to troll some out-of-towners IRL, convince them to get that. They'll probably think they owe about $100

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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:36 PM
Author: sticky codepig

not per hour, per night. Weekend night table for 4-6 will easily set you back that at a good MFH club.

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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:58 AM
Author: exciting apoplectic double fault

legit lol at "brunchmen"

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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:00 AM
Author: autistic iridescent plaza

holy shit, where can i sign up to fund this movie

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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:49 AM
Author: 180 library gaping

This.

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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:58 AM
Author: Histrionic Crimson Hunting Ground Messiness

Johnsmeyer is are Christopher Moltisanti

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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:58 AM
Author: 180 library gaping



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:58 AM
Author: bright stead giraffe



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:20 AM
Author: Impertinent principal's office people who are hurt



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:21 AM
Author: 180 library gaping



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:51 PM
Author: Histrionic Crimson Hunting Ground Messiness



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:11 PM
Author: 180 library gaping

This is Brunch.

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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone State Legal Warrant



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Maroon Box Office



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:43 AM
Author: stubborn chrome set boiling water



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:21 PM
Author: Olive elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30259763)



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Date: August 21st, 2020 1:38 AM
Author: Sexy Turquoise Chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#40788726)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:01 AM
Author: Appetizing snowy fortuitous meteor gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30255112)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:19 AM
Author: Transparent Seedy Range Toilet Seat

Read this twoce

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30255178)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:20 AM
Author: underhanded contagious pocket flask

feel like there are some very subtle digs at RSF here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30255185)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: titillating private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30255187)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:34 AM
Author: underhanded contagious pocket flask

New movie I'm pitching: "A Manhattan in Paris". it's about a young James Lovers-Brunch moving to France to play semi-professional badminton and drink classic cocktails. when execs hear it's the unauthorized prequel to Staten Island Brunch they go nuts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30255239)



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Date: May 15th, 2016 3:56 PM
Author: Floppy Mischievous Mad Cow Disease Parlor

Will the Parisians discover the true source of this new arrival's ill-gotten family wealth?

Will the beautiful orphan daughter of the former Cantor derivatives Managing Director learn just who is paying for her nights on the town with the pudgy yet charming boy from New Jersey?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30484472)



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Date: February 18th, 2020 8:59 PM
Author: Disgusting godawful police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#39615049)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:45 AM
Author: Histrionic Crimson Hunting Ground Messiness

On second reading they're not subtle at all LMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30255276)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:00 PM
Author: Dun adventurous hospital puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30260898)



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Date: April 21st, 2016 5:51 PM
Author: ultramarine sweet tailpipe death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30320652)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:11 AM
Author: zombie-like idea he suggested center

lol the whole thing is a not at all subtle fuck you to rsf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30255388)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:22 AM
Author: soggy lay boistinker

I'm rooting for Jimmy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30255194)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:25 AM
Author: massive shrine regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30255204)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:30 AM
Author: Flesh Queen Of The Night Home

180

And fuck Roberto

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30255226)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:41 AM
Author: aquamarine razzle locus electric furnace

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30255256)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:43 AM
Author: concupiscible glassy church building pozpig

9848578947589245

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30255262)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:47 AM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone State Legal Warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30255290)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:08 AM
Author: Blathering Dashing Skinny Woman

omg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30255374)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:09 AM
Author: vigorous cruel-hearted indian lodge stain

This is 10x better content than gay, verbose space stories IMO. Thanks, Johnsmeyer!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30255377)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 6:28 PM
Author: Odious shitlib cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30258123)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:12 AM
Author: zombie-like idea he suggested center

gotta say, im rooting for jimmy. fuck roberto. lmao at hot bitches going to staten island to watch some minor league baseball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30255391)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:13 AM
Author: concupiscible glassy church building pozpig

Roberto is Johnsmeyer's idealized version of himself (5'11" incredibly handsome pro baseball player instead of 5'9" college baseball player)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30255397)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:13 AM
Author: zombie-like idea he suggested center

thats like me creating a fictional version of myself and adding two 0s to my net worth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30255399)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:15 AM
Author: 180 library gaping

This isn't RSF and it's not me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30255407)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:16 AM
Author: zombie-like idea he suggested center

well whtever it is, its 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30255411)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:16 AM
Author: 180 library gaping

Ty brother. I'm not Puerto Rican either for the record.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30255414)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:17 AM
Author: zombie-like idea he suggested center

lol, cr clarification

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30255417)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:15 AM
Author: 180 library gaping

No just no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30255403)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:33 AM
Author: 180 library gaping

So chicks would flock to the taller guy, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30255537)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:35 AM
Author: Flesh Queen Of The Night Home

lol at this detail:

fitted new era backwards hat, Tight fitted dry fit with a Griffey logo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30255545)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:01 PM
Author: multi-colored immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30255718)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 1:19 PM
Author: Flesh Queen Of The Night Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30256259)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 11:54 AM
Author: concupiscible glassy church building pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31801652)



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Date: September 1st, 2017 9:27 AM
Author: rambunctious naked genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#34114617)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:36 AM
Author: garnet glittery property partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30255554)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:42 AM
Author: vivacious nighttime step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30255597)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:16 PM
Author: blue whorehouse

compliments on this moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30255797)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:43 AM
Author: Flirting Philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30255605)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:44 AM
Author: 180 library gaping

Fuck Roberto

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30255609)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:32 PM
Author: pearl vibrant field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30255928)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:46 AM
Author: Stirring honey-headed menage

Will gassy brunch shrews be featured?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30255619)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:50 AM
Author: 180 library gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30255646)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:00 PM
Author: Stirring honey-headed menage

You may wish to visit this thread for casting ideas: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2988531&mc=171&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30255707)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:51 AM
Author: 180 library gaping

(Didn't mean to double posts)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30255653)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:46 AM
Author: multi-colored immigrant

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30255624)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:51 AM
Author: Appetizing snowy fortuitous meteor gunner

little hidden 180 about this thread - the self (180) in the thread title

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30255650)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:51 AM
Author: multi-colored immigrant

180 Cr lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30255652)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:02 PM
Author: bright stead giraffe

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30255721)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 11:54 AM
Author: Ruby geriatric location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31801648)



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Date: November 15th, 2018 4:25 PM
Author: pungent flickering base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#37240111)



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Date: February 18th, 2020 8:47 PM
Author: Coral Unhinged Place Of Business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#39614982)



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Date: January 21st, 2021 5:00 PM
Author: pungent flickering base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#41800068)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:04 PM
Author: self-centered pale public bath jew

Not flame cop a script template and get to work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30255736)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: 180 library gaping

Serious q, does rach own this idea now? Was there a TOS?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30255760)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:11 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Free-loading Mood Point

now don't get me wrong, johnsmeyer is a nice guy, but bros who think he's taking a dig at RSF or whatever are missing the point. the movie's a lot bigger than that. it's really about america. to me "James Lovers-Brunch" allegorizes colonial-era britain, when pasty, dumb, decadent men ruled europe and her colonies. these men were gassy and bloated. so much so their heights bloated to 6'4" or some oafish number. by the "Brunchmen" we are obviously talking about europe.

now roberto comes along, who symbolizes everything about the new world that "James Lovers-Brunch", a tubby low IQ 6'4" bully, isn't. he's lean, masculine, and underneath the friendly smile he's rippling with strength and confidence.

so no, i don't feel that "James Lovers-Brunch", an effete, pasty 6'4" dude with severe emotional disturbances, is RSF at all.

roberto isn't Johnsmeyer, either. he's america.

make america great again. (180)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30255767)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:20 PM
Author: self-centered pale public bath jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30255821)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:29 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Free-loading Mood Point

i mean, James Lovers-Brunch, a shiftless 6'4" douche, is brunching on eggs "Benedict." clearly colonial britain. i don't know where people are getting the idea that he's supposed to be RSF.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30255894)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 6:33 PM
Author: Cracking Talking Ticket Booth Mental Disorder

What sort of lib could see a spic representing America?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30258156)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:42 PM
Author: Impertinent principal's office people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30259399)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:48 PM
Author: 180 library gaping

The thing about James is thT he's tall and has money but can't admit that he's ugly. He has a legitimately ugly face. Women aren't attracted to him for his face at all and to be honest the only thing he has going physically (and personality wise) is his height. Which is fine. Height is #1. But his character flaw is that he can't admit that and his insecurities stem from his lack of facial aesthetics. So he tried to m push on people that he's handsome and tries to convince himself that he's getting girls bc he's handsome and not bc he's tall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30259463)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:58 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Free-loading Mood Point

i'm just calling it like it is.

old world = fat, pasty, effete, bloated.

new world = lean, muscular, swarthy as fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30260167)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:15 PM
Author: mustard disturbing dilemma

Rachmiel is a producer with a proven track record of knocking hits out of the park

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30255794)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 4:13 PM
Author: Histrionic Crimson Hunting Ground Messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30257362)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:29 PM
Author: pearl vibrant field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30255890)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 1:18 PM
Author: 180 library gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30256244)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 4:09 PM
Author: exciting apoplectic double fault



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Date: April 12th, 2016 4:39 PM
Author: dull business firm organic girlfriend

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30257524)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 6:30 PM
Author: Odious shitlib cruise ship

million billion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30258134)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 7:27 PM
Author: boyish pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30258557)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 7:28 PM
Author: Insane Fat Ankles Bawdyhouse

i came at 'dad bods'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30258569)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 7:31 PM
Author: deranged native

boy does he have a decision to make

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30258598)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:27 PM
Author: Hot preventive strike antidepressant drug



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:39 PM
Author: 180 library gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30259378)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:45 PM
Author: vivacious nighttime step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30259433)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:16 PM
Author: stimulating headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30259725)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: Olive elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30259764)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 9:42 AM
Author: abnormal curious forum kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30271077)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 11:55 AM
Author: Supple affirmative action national security agency



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:32 PM
Author: Dun adventurous hospital puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30259297)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:04 PM
Author: deranged native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30259645)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:15 PM
Author: 180 library gaping

Greatest movie of ARE generation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30259717)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:16 PM
Author: stimulating headpube



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle carnelian orchestra pit

DESCRIBE the voiced-over montage at the beginning that explains the NYC brunch scene to viewers who may be unfamiliar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30259771)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:25 PM
Author: 180 library gaping

It will be like the intro to Beauty and the Beast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30259791)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:26 PM
Author: 180 library gaping

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30259801)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:29 PM
Author: 180 library gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30259816)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 8:27 AM
Author: provocative brilliant famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30270766)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 9:43 AM
Author: abnormal curious forum kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30271079)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 10:02 AM
Author: Flesh Queen Of The Night Home

Roses petals falling down at each new frame of stained glass renditions of the brunch men, NYC, and Roberto

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30271185)



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Date: May 13th, 2018 7:43 AM
Author: mustard disturbing dilemma

Lol shit I lolled out loud to this and then realized it was the op. RIP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#36040536)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:24 PM
Author: ocher laughsome hell sneaky criminal

A billion

Thank you for this!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30259786)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:59 PM
Author: provocative brilliant famous landscape painting

Anyone who says Johnsmeyer is not a top 5 poaster needs to read this thread carefully

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30260176)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:11 AM
Author: soggy lay boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30262283)



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Date: May 15th, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: Floppy Mischievous Mad Cow Disease Parlor

This

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30484482)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:24 PM
Author: silver judgmental lodge

Glad you revised & resubmitted "A Lover's Brunch" to make it more of an underdog story. Everyone loves a villain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30261210)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 1:33 AM
Author: zombie-like idea he suggested center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30261836)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:18 AM
Author: Umber Angry Prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30262299)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:30 AM
Author: Shivering Theater French Chef

"Based on a true story," Johnsmeyer grinned, adjusting his New Era cap.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30262326)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:35 AM
Author: Flesh Queen Of The Night Home

**Tight fitted dry fit with a Griffey logo**

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30263094)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:36 AM
Author: 180 library gaping

*light skinned half Puerto Rican*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30263106)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:41 AM
Author: exciting apoplectic double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30262342)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:47 AM
Author: Transparent Seedy Range Toilet Seat

I suspect the audience will be high fiving and cheering when Roberto's compadre-since-birth, the street wise Young Rich Moon, himself a Victory Boulevard Casanova, jumps in to stand with him during the Final Showdown with The Brunchmen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30262351)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:33 AM
Author: 180 library gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30263083)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 8:26 AM
Author: purple gaped persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30270761)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:38 AM
Author: Racy sepia locale

A cop walked by and said, "Ay Jimmy! You talkin' bout your girls? I just saw them on the Staten Island Ferry and hour ago. They were dressed for a ballgame."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30263126)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:40 PM
Author: zombie-like idea he suggested center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30269336)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 8:27 AM
Author: Aromatic green church voyeur

this was my favorite part

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30270765)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: purple gaped persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30271306)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 12:02 AM
Author: soggy lay boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30277375)



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Date: April 21st, 2016 5:51 PM
Author: impressive legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30320658)



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Date: May 2nd, 2016 5:07 PM
Author: impressive legend

still crack up every time I think of this line

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30392115)



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Date: September 26th, 2022 8:25 PM
Author: dull business firm organic girlfriend

Cr, i say it to myself in an exaggerated NY gabbagool accent too, like "Looks like dey was dressed for a boowl game!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#45235028)



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Date: May 2nd, 2016 5:10 PM
Author: Histrionic Crimson Hunting Ground Messiness

Johnsmeyer will play the cop in the movie, like a Hitchcock cameo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30392132)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 11:55 AM
Author: concupiscible glassy church building pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31801656)



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Date: May 13th, 2018 5:26 AM
Author: demanding motley trailer park ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#36040469)



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Date: May 2nd, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: multi-colored immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30392141)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:33 PM
Author: soggy lay boistinker

I'm starting to think that "Mmmm mm mm" is my favorite part.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30269270)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:38 PM
Author: boyish pit

agreed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30269315)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 8:26 AM
Author: silver judgmental lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30270762)



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Date: April 29th, 2016 12:47 PM
Author: abnormal curious forum kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30372418)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:38 PM
Author: Coral Unhinged Place Of Business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30269318)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 8:25 AM
Author: purple gaped persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30270759)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 9:44 AM
Author: abnormal curious forum kitty

180000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30271085)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 9:45 AM
Author: massive shrine regret

heard that john leguizamo is in talks to play roberto

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30271090)



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Date: May 18th, 2016 6:09 PM
Author: Doobsian feces

Wilmer Valderrama, actually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30507577)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 12:12 AM
Author: sapphire hairraiser meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30277459)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 12:24 AM
Author: beady-eyed hairless candlestick maker

will u ever finish the story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30277530)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 10:51 AM
Author: abnormal curious forum kitty

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30279173)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 11:04 AM
Author: bateful onyx half-breed

We need to get a production team/site ASAP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30279241)



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Date: April 21st, 2016 11:28 PM
Author: Dark Frisky National Internal Respiration

929928383747272727833848566

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30323065)



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Date: April 26th, 2016 1:49 PM
Author: soggy lay boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30350101)



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Date: May 15th, 2016 11:45 AM
Author: concupiscible glassy church building pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30483179)



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Date: May 16th, 2016 11:59 AM
Author: galvanic outnumbered dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30489285)



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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: Mind-boggling fishy old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30492615)



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Date: May 18th, 2016 6:06 PM
Author: Mind-boggling fishy old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30507552)



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Date: June 20th, 2016 11:43 AM
Author: Histrionic Crimson Hunting Ground Messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30746746)



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Date: July 30th, 2016 3:29 PM
Author: deranged native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31068717)



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Date: July 30th, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: Racy sepia locale

i can see the brunchmen slo mo walking off the ferry to confront roberto in their bermuda shorts and wayfarers to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VW1nxUChYfQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31068799)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 10:33 PM
Author: 180 library gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31085736)



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Date: October 15th, 2016 2:44 PM
Author: Offensive house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31648220)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 12:11 AM
Author: Ruby geriatric location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31713435)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 12:17 AM
Author: Coral Unhinged Place Of Business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31713515)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 12:31 AM
Author: Submissive magical spot ratface

probably his masterwork

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31713599)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 12:32 AM
Author: Floppy Mischievous Mad Cow Disease Parlor

No black brunch was epic IRL flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31713603)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 10:51 AM
Author: infuriating bull headed address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31801303)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 10:48 AM
Author: infuriating bull headed address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31801275)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 11:04 AM
Author: exciting apoplectic double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31801369)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 2:22 PM
Author: concupiscible glassy church building pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#32148237)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 10:58 PM
Author: Appetizing snowy fortuitous meteor gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#32152436)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 11:09 PM
Author: bespoke heady sound barrier filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#32152516)



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Date: December 16th, 2016 1:24 PM
Author: 180 library gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#32156741)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: 180 library gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#32174580)



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Date: February 19th, 2017 2:18 PM
Author: concupiscible glassy church building pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#32655383)



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Date: February 21st, 2017 3:21 AM
Author: Fragrant athletic conference

(Reposted)

It's about this guy named "James Lovers-Brunch." A 6'4 NYC playboy who cleans up with women and runs the NYC brunch scene. He and his friends, "The Brunchmen" can be seen at the top boozy brunch locations year round with a table full of eggs Benedict, mermosas and, of course, women.

These "Brunchmen" fit the fratty mold to a T. Pink button downs, boat shoes, wayfarers and who can forget the "I don't give a fuck" hair and dad bods. Mmmm mm mm.

James Lovers-Brunch struts around NYC styling on manlets all day every day. But he doesn't do so without his insecurities. Although Jimmy is tall, his body is lumpy, soft and would never be mistaken for athletic. He's also far from a "Clark Gabel" in the face. Women rate him as a 3.5, 4 on a good day. But women can't resist his 180 douchy attitude, money and of course, the holy grail, his height.

One day at brunch, Roberto walks by. Roberto is new and unlike the Brunchmen, he's not fratty in anyway. Roberto is 5'11, built like a solid athlete, fitted new era backwards hat, Tight fitted dry fit with a Griffey logo. Roberto is also a light skinned half Puerto Rican with a perfect smile to go along with his strong jaw and model-like face. It always seems like Roberto is grinning.

Roberto introduced himself to Jimmy and asked if he can join. James replied, "get the fuck out of here you prole piece of shit manlet!" All of the brunchmen laughed and cheered and high fived. The women reluctantly joined in, but not without first noticing Roberto's stunning looks. Roberto, with a grin, winked and said, "maybe another time."

Later that night Jimmy saw Roberto at the hottest club in Manhattan, One Tree. Roberto was partying it up, dancing on the floor. Laughing with Jimmy's girls. Winning them over with his charm. As Jimmy sat in his $1700 an hour bottle service booth, he couldn't believe that all of his women were with Roberto. Roberto looked over to Jimmy with that same grin and winked at him.

One of Jimmy's girls, an 18 year old model from Paris, responded "Isn't Roberto so awesome! He plays in the Yankees organization, for the Staten Island Yankees! He invited us to the game tomorrow!"

Jimmy replied, "You stupid whore! We have brunch tomorrow! And don't you know that I am an all star on my softball team! Now let me rip your panties off and lick you for hours!"

The next day, Jimmy and The Brunchmen sat at brunch on a Manhattan sidewalk but this time without women. Jimmy shouted out "where are these sluts? I told them 11." A cop walked by and said, "Ay Jimmy! You talkin' bout your girls? I just saw them on the Staten Island Ferry an hour ago. They were dressed for a ballgame."

James is enraged and so are The Brunchmen. They're off to Staten Island to win their girls back. Will height prevail? Will Jimmy be able to steal his girls back from Roberto? I guess Jimmy will be having a late brunch.... a "Staten Island Brunch."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#32666915)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 9:17 AM
Author: Fragrant athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#32749902)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 6:28 AM
Author: talented dingle berry cuckoldry

Was this retyped? Contains a critical spelling error - it's *MERMOSAS*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#33189860)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 6:31 AM
Author: Fragrant athletic conference

corrected

I copy pasted it when someone reposted it in another thread and I thought it should be reposted itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#33189862)



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Date: July 17th, 2017 10:00 PM
Author: Fragrant athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#33798150)



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Date: July 17th, 2017 10:04 PM
Author: silver judgmental lodge

It's "Mmmm mm mm", not "Mmmmmmmm" -- big difference. Please edit, ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#33798171)



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Date: July 17th, 2017 10:11 PM
Author: Fragrant athletic conference

Edited

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#33798225)



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Date: July 17th, 2017 10:30 PM
Author: silver judgmental lodge

Thank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#33798393)



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Date: September 14th, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: arousing elite rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#34211966)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 12:02 PM
Author: Idiotic Excitant School



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#36271707)



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Date: February 18th, 2020 3:37 PM
Author: gay yarmulke abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#39613461)



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Date: February 18th, 2020 3:42 PM
Author: Sexy Turquoise Chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#39613486)



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Date: February 18th, 2020 8:36 PM
Author: copper trip tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#39614918)



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Date: August 21st, 2020 1:35 AM
Author: Disgusting godawful police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#40788720)



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Date: August 21st, 2020 1:40 AM
Author: Sexy Turquoise Chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#40788731)



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Date: December 13th, 2021 8:18 PM
Author: Maniacal irradiated gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43604323)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 3:12 PM
Author: exhilarant corner patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#47093929)



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Date: December 8th, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: exciting apoplectic double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49494262)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 9:28 AM
Author: big orange theater stage twinkling uncleanness

Every Saturday morning, I do one part of the puppet show. But there's nobody there to start the trains anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#32749944)



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Date: March 31st, 2017 9:45 AM
Author: Fragrant athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#32960764)



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Date: April 26th, 2017 9:23 PM
Author: Appetizing snowy fortuitous meteor gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#33171330)



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Date: April 26th, 2017 9:24 PM
Author: Appetizing snowy fortuitous meteor gunner

What the FUCK HE DELETED IT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#33171336)



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Date: April 26th, 2017 9:34 PM
Author: multi-colored immigrant

Woah when did he do that? Was it after the March bumps?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#33171422)



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Date: May 7th, 2017 1:30 PM
Author: Soul-stirring navy degenerate

better to have flamed & edited than never to have flamed at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#33250632)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 4:01 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Maroon Box Office

not a single person copied it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#34510680)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 4:03 PM
Author: Fragrant athletic conference

I REPOSTED IT IN THIS VERY THREAD

jeez ....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#34510705)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 4:04 PM
Author: Fragrant athletic conference

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&mc=193&forum_id=2#32666915

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Date: October 23rd, 2017 9:58 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Maroon Box Office



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Date: May 7th, 2017 1:28 PM
Author: out-of-control violent azn school cafeteria

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Date: July 17th, 2017 10:19 PM
Author: stubborn chrome set boiling water



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Date: May 26th, 2017 8:08 PM
Author: Fragrant athletic conference



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Date: August 30th, 2017 2:15 PM
Author: Buck-toothed hall



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Date: September 1st, 2017 8:20 AM
Author: Buck-toothed hall



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Date: September 1st, 2017 8:27 AM
Author: sinister hairy legs



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Date: September 14th, 2017 5:07 PM
Author: pungent flickering base

THE GOAT

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Date: October 23rd, 2017 3:57 PM
Author: Shivering Theater French Chef

RIP to the greatest thread.

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Date: October 23rd, 2017 4:14 PM
Author: comical very tactful lettuce round eye

We miss you johnsy

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Date: October 23rd, 2017 9:57 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Salmon Parlour



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Date: December 1st, 2017 7:33 AM
Author: Fragrant athletic conference



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Date: December 5th, 2017 9:24 AM
Author: pungent flickering base

Please come back

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Date: December 10th, 2017 12:36 AM
Author: Fragrant athletic conference



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Date: December 10th, 2017 12:37 AM
Author: beady-eyed hairless candlestick maker



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Date: December 20th, 2017 9:46 PM
Author: Bearded Crackhouse



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Date: January 1st, 2018 11:17 PM
Author: Coral Unhinged Place Of Business

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Date: February 23rd, 2018 7:07 AM
Author: bipolar hissy fit halford



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Date: April 25th, 2018 7:31 PM
Author: pungent flickering base



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Date: May 2nd, 2018 3:59 PM
Author: Racy sepia locale



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Date: May 13th, 2018 5:17 AM
Author: diverse painfully honest resort telephone



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Date: May 13th, 2018 7:34 AM
Author: bipolar hissy fit halford



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Date: July 18th, 2018 8:10 AM
Author: Fragrant athletic conference



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Date: November 6th, 2018 1:40 AM
Author: house-broken mildly autistic piazza psychic

(Reposted)

It's about this guy named "James Lovers-Brunch." A 6'4 NYC playboy who cleans up with women and runs the NYC brunch scene. He and his friends, "The Brunchmen" can be seen at the top boozy brunch locations year round with a table full of eggs Benedict, mermosas and, of course, women.

These "Brunchmen" fit the fratty mold to a T. Pink button downs, boat shoes, wayfarers and who can forget the "I don't give a fuck" hair and dad bods. Mmmm mm mm.

James Lovers-Brunch struts around NYC styling on manlets all day every day. But he doesn't do so without his insecurities. Although Jimmy is tall, his body is lumpy, soft and would never be mistaken for athletic. He's also far from a "Clark Gabel" in the face. Women rate him as a 3.5, 4 on a good day. But women can't resist his 180 douchy attitude, money and of course, the holy grail, his height.

One day at brunch, Roberto walks by. Roberto is new and unlike the Brunchmen, he's not fratty in anyway. Roberto is 5'11, built like a solid athlete, fitted new era backwards hat, Tight fitted dry fit with a Griffey logo. Roberto is also a light skinned half Puerto Rican with a perfect smile to go along with his strong jaw and model-like face. It always seems like Roberto is grinning.

Roberto introduced himself to Jimmy and asked if he can join. James replied, "get the fuck out of here you prole piece of shit manlet!" All of the brunchmen laughed and cheered and high fived. The women reluctantly joined in, but not without first noticing Roberto's stunning looks. Roberto, with a grin, winked and said, "maybe another time."

Later that night Jimmy saw Roberto at the hottest club in Manhattan, One Tree. Roberto was partying it up, dancing on the floor. Laughing with Jimmy's girls. Winning them over with his charm. As Jimmy sat in his $1700 an hour bottle service booth, he couldn't believe that all of his women were with Roberto. Roberto looked over to Jimmy with that same grin and winked at him.

One of Jimmy's girls, an 18 year old model from Paris, responded "Isn't Roberto so awesome! He plays in the Yankees organization, for the Staten Island Yankees! He invited us to the game tomorrow!"

Jimmy replied, "You stupid whore! We have brunch tomorrow! And don't you know that I am an all star on my softball team! Now let me rip your panties off and lick you for hours!"

The next day, Jimmy and The Brunchmen sat at brunch on a Manhattan sidewalk but this time without women. Jimmy shouted out "where are these sluts? I told them 11." A cop walked by and said, "Ay Jimmy! You talkin' bout your girls? I just saw them on the Staten Island Ferry an hour ago. They were dressed for a ballgame."

James is enraged and so are The Brunchmen. They're off to Staten Island to win their girls back. Will height prevail? Will Jimmy be able to steal his girls back from Roberto? I guess Jimmy will be having a late brunch.... a "Staten Island Brunch."

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Date: January 21st, 2021 5:05 PM
Author: stubborn chrome set boiling water



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Date: March 7th, 2021 8:03 PM
Author: pungent flickering base



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Date: September 26th, 2022 8:45 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Maroon Box Office



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Date: December 1st, 2024 4:36 PM
Author: bipolar hissy fit halford



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Date: March 11th, 2019 2:36 PM
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Date: June 4th, 2019 7:50 PM
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Date: August 5th, 2019 5:47 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired Stage Deer Antler



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Date: December 25th, 2019 1:51 PM
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Date: January 14th, 2020 4:25 AM
Author: diverse painfully honest resort telephone



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Date: February 18th, 2020 3:43 PM
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Date: February 18th, 2020 8:36 PM
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Date: March 9th, 2023 7:51 AM
Author: Shivering Theater French Chef

Johnsmeyer, I hope you're doing okay.

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Date: April 20th, 2023 8:57 AM
Author: cerebral awkward haunted graveyard



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Date: May 11th, 2024 3:40 PM
Author: Ruby geriatric location

what a time to be alive

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Date: May 11th, 2024 5:44 PM
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Date: October 24th, 2024 1:11 AM
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Date: October 24th, 2024 7:49 AM
Author: Grizzly nubile useless brakes

My favorite character by far is The random cop who just happened to be on the Staten Island ferry then happened to run into jlb at in his brunch spot

I always imagine him as being played by jm in a hitchcockian cameo role

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Date: December 1st, 2024 4:35 PM
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Date: November 27th, 2024 10:26 PM
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