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What is the difference between Lisa Rowe and a pizza?

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onyx pea-brained point selfie
  08/14/13
tell me
misunderstood toaster property
  08/14/13
After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops th...
onyx pea-brained point selfie
  08/14/13
lol tyft
Swollen cyan milk
  08/14/13
This is like 180 gold with no recognition.
Crimson Station Clown
  12/28/13
Today, it is recognized as gold my brother. 180
Concupiscible Mauve Rehab
  12/28/13
fucking lol
obsidian locus
  05/12/15
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Kink-friendly bateful set
  05/12/15
so underrated
Crawly vivacious bawdyhouse
  01/19/16
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poppy dingle berry elastic band
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Pungent locale fat ankles
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crystalline dashing rigpig
  07/18/18
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Cream Mental Disorder Coffee Pot
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  12/16/21
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Razzle-dazzle avocado shitlib
  02/16/23
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Thriller Godawful National
  12/11/24
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contagious hospital
  06/11/25
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Navy hairraiser affirmative action hunting ground
  08/12/25
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Cerise Angry House
  08/12/25
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Quality Learing Center alumnus
  01/11/26
it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza
jade haunting dopamine gunner
  08/14/13
When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep cover...
Disturbing arousing theater partner
  08/14/13
lmao
misunderstood toaster property
  05/12/15
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slap-happy den jew
  12/11/24
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Thriller Godawful National
  12/11/24
a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12
jade haunting dopamine gunner
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth
maniacal orchid indian lodge
  08/14/13
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Swollen cyan milk
  08/14/13
When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a ne...
onyx pea-brained point selfie
  08/14/13
To be fair, (Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)
walnut business firm
  08/14/13
When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into c...
onyx pea-brained point selfie
  08/14/13
When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform ...
onyx pea-brained point selfie
  08/14/13
When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can...
onyx pea-brained point selfie
  08/14/13
weird blob of shit from another dimension
aromatic citrine philosopher-king office
  08/14/13
rofl
misunderstood toaster property
  08/14/13
180
heady church athletic conference
  08/14/13
rofl
hideous flirting area
  08/14/13
took a few attempts but 180
galvanic patrolman gaming laptop
  08/14/13
lol
Wonderful Rough-skinned Sneaky Criminal
  08/14/13
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Glittery bull headed pit
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poppy dingle berry elastic band
  03/10/14
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Nighttime embarrassed to the bone stage
  03/24/21
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Razzle-dazzle avocado shitlib
  02/16/23
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Navy hairraiser affirmative action hunting ground
  08/12/25
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maize range
  08/14/13
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Swollen cyan milk
  08/14/13
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maize range
  08/14/13
The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout ...
onyx pea-brained point selfie
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them
Disturbing arousing theater partner
  08/14/13
I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.
maize range
  08/14/13
best of thread
aromatic citrine philosopher-king office
  08/14/13
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Bonkers magenta site
  08/14/13
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Thriller Godawful National
  12/11/24
Criminally underrated
Thriller Godawful National
  12/11/24
If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying...
onyx pea-brained point selfie
  08/14/13
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Swollen cyan milk
  08/14/13
If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passing...
onyx pea-brained point selfie
  08/14/13
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Swollen cyan milk
  08/14/13
At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incr...
onyx pea-brained point selfie
  08/14/13
(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get ...
Swollen cyan milk
  08/14/13
pizzas have an expiration date
aromatic citrine philosopher-king office
  08/14/13
after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands
snowy parlour doctorate
  08/14/13
Pizzas are not whores.
Disturbing arousing theater partner
  08/14/13
A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead o...
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misunderstood toaster property
  08/14/13
180
Chestnut tanning salon
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Glittery bull headed pit
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onyx pea-brained point selfie
  08/17/13
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obsidian locus
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Pungent locale fat ankles
  03/31/18
The white box LR is kept in is padded.
Electric overrated legal warrant
  08/14/13
you want more pizza in the morning.
Bonkers magenta site
  08/14/13
you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.
Bonkers magenta site
  08/14/13
lol
Rusted sex offender
  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of...
onyx pea-brained point selfie
  08/14/13
Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignit...
maize range
  08/14/13
thank you for showing me kindness :)
aromatic citrine philosopher-king office
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Bonkers magenta site
  08/14/13
(not bloodacre)
Soul-stirring splenetic cuck
  08/14/13
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harsh ruby field genital piercing
  03/31/18
When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred ho...
onyx pea-brained point selfie
  08/14/13
*orders a BBP*
maize range
  08/14/13
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hyperactive fear-inspiring lay
  01/23/14
When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it'...
onyx pea-brained point selfie
  08/14/13
i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to ...
aromatic citrine philosopher-king office
  08/14/13
If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4...
onyx pea-brained point selfie
  08/14/13
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Bonkers magenta site
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Spectacular Filthpig Lettuce
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Spectacular Filthpig Lettuce
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Nighttime embarrassed to the bone stage
  02/16/23
The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a...
onyx pea-brained point selfie
  08/14/13
i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime
aromatic citrine philosopher-king office
  08/14/13
It's wrong to attack a pizza.
Bonkers magenta site
  08/14/13
my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u ...
aromatic citrine philosopher-king office
  08/14/13
If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch a...
Bonkers magenta site
  08/14/13
is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while
Primrose medicated whorehouse
  08/14/13
LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the...
provocative rambunctious puppy
  08/14/13
there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are ...
aromatic citrine philosopher-king office
  08/14/13
To be fair, Do you want me to fight some of these niggers...
walnut business firm
  08/14/13
you always come through for me when no one else does ty and ...
aromatic citrine philosopher-king office
  08/14/13
To be fair, k
walnut business firm
  08/14/13
ty, whitest knight <3
aromatic citrine philosopher-king office
  08/14/13
TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white...
heady church athletic conference
  08/14/13
TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"
Stimulating well-lubricated feces personal credit line
  08/14/13
Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all et...
Startled Lake Resort
  06/11/25
Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by me...
Bonkers magenta site
  08/14/13
yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to mak...
aromatic citrine philosopher-king office
  08/14/13
That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the t...
provocative rambunctious puppy
  08/14/13
you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier
Primrose medicated whorehouse
  08/14/13
that was just me on my other account
aromatic citrine philosopher-king office
  08/14/13
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Marvelous Headpube Round Eye
  08/14/13
You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill ...
provocative rambunctious puppy
  08/14/13
ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet...
aromatic citrine philosopher-king office
  08/14/13
go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female...
provocative rambunctious puppy
  08/14/13
i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there....
aromatic citrine philosopher-king office
  08/14/13
you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low c...
provocative rambunctious puppy
  08/14/13
do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no...
aromatic citrine philosopher-king office
  08/14/13
Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ...
provocative rambunctious puppy
  08/14/13
well i think i could date a guy who was not really very succ...
aromatic citrine philosopher-king office
  08/14/13
Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty o...
provocative rambunctious puppy
  08/14/13
i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one....
aromatic citrine philosopher-king office
  08/14/13
Go for it then, Godspeed
provocative rambunctious puppy
  08/14/13
ty for the advice friend
aromatic citrine philosopher-king office
  08/14/13
"95th percentile body" LINK?
Swollen cyan milk
  08/14/13
i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on...
aromatic citrine philosopher-king office
  08/14/13
*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you ho...
Swollen cyan milk
  08/14/13
whatever
aromatic citrine philosopher-king office
  08/14/13
Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I...
Tripping cuckoldry
  08/14/13
A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.
Bonkers magenta site
  08/14/13
It's ok to pick on a pizza.
maize range
  08/14/13
It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pic...
onyx pea-brained point selfie
  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not t...
onyx pea-brained point selfie
  08/14/13
lol
Chestnut tanning salon
  08/14/13
If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it ...
onyx pea-brained point selfie
  08/14/13
180
heady church athletic conference
  08/14/13
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adventurous new version generalized bond
  08/14/13
It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.
maize range
  08/14/13
If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your p...
onyx pea-brained point selfie
  08/14/13
If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly ...
onyx pea-brained point selfie
  08/14/13
When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'doug...
trip dog poop ticket booth
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trip dog poop ticket booth
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When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automaticall...
onyx pea-brained point selfie
  08/14/13
When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, i...
onyx pea-brained point selfie
  08/14/13
this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe...
aromatic citrine philosopher-king office
  08/14/13
Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks...
heady church athletic conference
  08/14/13
a pretty shitty contribution
aromatic citrine philosopher-king office
  08/14/13
to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box
heady church athletic conference
  08/14/13
lol tyft
Swollen cyan milk
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers
Swollen cyan milk
  08/14/13
it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy...
aromatic citrine philosopher-king office
  08/14/13
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startling boyish theatre son of senegal
  08/14/13
you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno
Chestnut tanning salon
  08/14/13
One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage...
Sepia Buck-toothed Faggot Firefighter National Security Agency
  08/14/13
i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them
salmon exhilarant heaven ratface
  08/14/13
The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom
heady church athletic conference
  08/14/13
did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a d...
aromatic citrine philosopher-king office
  08/14/13
I see potential for a lengthy pun story here
heady church athletic conference
  08/14/13
Fungi. Fungi.
Bonkers magenta site
  08/14/13
sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know w...
aromatic citrine philosopher-king office
  08/14/13
while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three sl...
heady church athletic conference
  08/14/13
165
Dark stirring private investor
  08/15/13
When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being ...
onyx pea-brained point selfie
  08/14/13
lmao
Swollen cyan milk
  08/14/13
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Marvelous Headpube Round Eye
  08/14/13
You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.
Histrionic bbw
  08/14/13
this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. t...
aromatic citrine philosopher-king office
  08/14/13
A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.
Mewling painfully honest travel guidebook
  08/14/13
When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't off...
onyx pea-brained point selfie
  08/14/13
When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.
onyx pea-brained point selfie
  08/14/13
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trip dog poop ticket booth
  08/14/13
my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand t...
aromatic citrine philosopher-king office
  08/14/13
Pics?
Aphrodisiac Corner
  08/14/13
link?
slap-happy den jew
  08/17/13
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misunderstood toaster property
  08/14/13
After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots...
Flushed odious cumskin brunch
  08/14/13
People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and ro...
White Volcanic Crater
  08/14/13
A pizza's crust is normal.
Bonkers magenta site
  08/14/13
A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped...
floppy psychic
  08/14/13
ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas...
aromatic citrine philosopher-king office
  08/14/13
lisa rowe can't be topped!
multi-colored principal's office
  08/14/13
i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you...
aromatic citrine philosopher-king office
  08/14/13
a pizza can feed a family of four.
multi-colored principal's office
  08/14/13
not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and the...
aromatic citrine philosopher-king office
  08/14/13
ps the dad was bloodacre
multi-colored principal's office
  08/14/13
you know how bad i want that irl
aromatic citrine philosopher-king office
  08/14/13
One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and T...
frisky vermilion pozpig
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.
multi-colored principal's office
  08/14/13
Pizza tastes good
submissive pink sanctuary international law enforcement agency
  08/14/13
Underrated
Dark stirring private investor
  08/15/13
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poppy dingle berry elastic band
  01/23/14
After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box a...
frisky vermilion pozpig
  08/14/13
Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from...
submissive pink sanctuary international law enforcement agency
  08/14/13
LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.
brilliant queen of the night
  08/14/13
late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece o...
Bonkers magenta site
  08/14/13
Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good
Pearly school
  08/14/13
lol
Wonderful Rough-skinned Sneaky Criminal
  08/14/13
Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDl...
Pearly school
  08/14/13
yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post
Wonderful Rough-skinned Sneaky Criminal
  08/14/13
~h8-->1luv
Pearly school
  08/14/13
You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop bec...
frisky vermilion pozpig
  08/14/13
i can only eat pizza a few times per day.
wine alcoholic public bath
  08/14/13
(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the...
Primrose medicated whorehouse
  08/14/13
when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the...
smoky hairless abode multi-billionaire
  08/14/13
180
garnet juggernaut school cafeteria
  08/14/13
lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters
Wonderful Rough-skinned Sneaky Criminal
  08/14/13
pizza doesn't cut itself
Glittery bull headed pit
  08/14/13
/thread. instant classic
Wonderful Rough-skinned Sneaky Criminal
  08/14/13
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Diverse Internet-worthy Idea He Suggested Forum
  08/14/13
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Sapphire insecure piazza roommate
  08/14/13
180
multi-colored principal's office
  08/14/13
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submissive pink sanctuary international law enforcement agency
  08/15/13
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floppy psychic
  08/17/13
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Burgundy crackhouse laser beams
  09/11/13
Lmao
Doobsian charcoal stage potus
  06/07/17
...
Navy hairraiser affirmative action hunting ground
  08/12/25
you wash your hands before touching the pizza.
Yapping Lascivious Center
  08/14/13
Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when y...
Diverse Internet-worthy Idea He Suggested Forum
  08/14/13
my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa ...
Irate cruise ship gaping
  08/14/13
lol
multi-colored principal's office
  08/14/13
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Drunken stain
  08/15/13
When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a min...
Cerebral chapel
  08/14/13
180
thirsty voyeur pervert
  08/14/13
I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out ...
Dead milky persian menage
  08/14/13
A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser wit...
Supple clear crotch senate
  08/17/13
poignant
Khaki native jap
  08/17/13
Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged
Talented pistol sweet tailpipe
  08/17/13
...
Diverse Internet-worthy Idea He Suggested Forum
  09/11/13
A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone'...
Burgundy crackhouse laser beams
  09/11/13
one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the ins...
Spectacular Filthpig Lettuce
  09/11/13
The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today
brilliant queen of the night
  09/11/13
wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's
Concupiscible Mauve Rehab
  12/28/13
A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
naked nursing home
  12/28/13
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Mind-boggling jewess
  01/09/14
IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHIN...
sick address ape
  01/23/14
Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.
Appetizing Pearl Market Background Story
  03/10/14
a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.
grizzly motley regret institution
  03/10/14
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obsidian locus
  05/12/15
jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not ev...
Soul-stirring splenetic cuck
  05/12/15
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swashbuckling red degenerate meetinghouse
  01/19/16
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Glittery bull headed pit
  10/25/17
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slap-happy den jew
  11/29/15
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slap-happy den jew
  12/23/15
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obsidian locus
  01/05/16
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slap-happy den jew
  03/13/16
I want pizza
flatulent kitchen windowlicker
  06/07/17
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swashbuckling red degenerate meetinghouse
  09/22/17
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onyx pea-brained point selfie
  03/31/18
What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast? I see she w...
Puce fiercely-loyal mad-dog skullcap
  07/18/18
it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.
excitant orchestra pit haunted graveyard
  07/18/18
(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)
Puce fiercely-loyal mad-dog skullcap
  07/18/18
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Nighttime embarrassed to the bone stage
  04/30/19
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slap-happy den jew
  06/21/20
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slap-happy den jew
  06/23/20
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blathering shrine
  07/11/20
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Nighttime embarrassed to the bone stage
  12/16/21
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Nighttime embarrassed to the bone stage
  03/22/22


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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: onyx pea-brained point selfie



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: misunderstood toaster property

tell me

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: onyx pea-brained point selfie

After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops the pizza off at your house in exchange for $15, it will not try to rifle through your medicine cabinet.

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: Swollen cyan milk

lol tyft

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: Crimson Station Clown

This is like 180 gold with no recognition.

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:19 PM
Author: Concupiscible Mauve Rehab

Today, it is recognized as gold my brother.

180

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:40 AM
Author: obsidian locus

fucking lol

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:41 AM
Author: Kink-friendly bateful set



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: Crawly vivacious bawdyhouse

so underrated

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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: poppy dingle berry elastic band



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:13 PM
Author: Pungent locale fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#35731933)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: crystalline dashing rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#36451105)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: Cream Mental Disorder Coffee Pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#36451110)



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:35 PM
Author: heady church athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43620987)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle avocado shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#45943077)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Thriller Godawful National



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#48436917)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: contagious hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49005046)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: Navy hairraiser affirmative action hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49179088)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: Cerise Angry House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49179095)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 6:37 AM
Author: Quality Learing Center alumnus (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49580373)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: jade haunting dopamine gunner

it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836081)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: Disturbing arousing theater partner

When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep covered in cum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836082)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: misunderstood toaster property

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#27872800)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:26 PM
Author: slap-happy den jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#48436916)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Thriller Godawful National



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#48436918)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: jade haunting dopamine gunner

a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836085)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: maniacal orchid indian lodge

Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836088)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:53 AM
Author: Swollen cyan milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836099)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: onyx pea-brained point selfie

When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a nearly fatal amount of gonorrhoea bacteria.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836103)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: walnut business firm

To be fair,

(Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836236)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:56 AM
Author: onyx pea-brained point selfie

When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into cardiac arrest due to violent withdrawal symptoms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836108)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:57 AM
Author: onyx pea-brained point selfie

When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform you that it is $35 extra per guy and $50 for anyone who takes pictures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836113)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:59 AM
Author: onyx pea-brained point selfie

When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can sleep on your couch for a few nights and borrow $70 to get its cell phone reactivated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836121)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:03 AM
Author: aromatic citrine philosopher-king office

weird blob of shit from another dimension

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836142)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: misunderstood toaster property

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836195)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: heady church athletic conference

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836415)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: hideous flirting area

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836446)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:53 AM
Author: galvanic patrolman gaming laptop

took a few attempts but 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23837007)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: Wonderful Rough-skinned Sneaky Criminal

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23837358)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 PM
Author: Glittery bull headed pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23838721)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: poppy dingle berry elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#25165720)



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Date: March 24th, 2021 2:43 PM
Author: Nighttime embarrassed to the bone stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#42157979)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle avocado shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#45943078)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: Navy hairraiser affirmative action hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49179090)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:07 AM
Author: maize range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836155)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: Swollen cyan milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: maize range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:09 AM
Author: onyx pea-brained point selfie

The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout drunk, just a little high.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836162)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:10 AM
Author: Disturbing arousing theater partner

Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836166)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:11 AM
Author: maize range

I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836169)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: aromatic citrine philosopher-king office

best of thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836179)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: Bonkers magenta site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836194)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Thriller Godawful National



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#48436921)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:28 PM
Author: Thriller Godawful National

Criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#48436925)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:12 AM
Author: onyx pea-brained point selfie

If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying and tell you about its family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836176)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Swollen cyan milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: onyx pea-brained point selfie

If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passingly resemble its picture when it shows up at your door.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836180)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Swollen cyan milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836362)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:14 AM
Author: onyx pea-brained point selfie

At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incredibly hot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836183)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Swollen cyan milk

(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get laid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836364)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: aromatic citrine philosopher-king office

pizzas have an expiration date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836184)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: snowy parlour doctorate

after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836187)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:16 AM
Author: Disturbing arousing theater partner

Pizzas are not whores.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836188)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:17 AM
Author: Electric overrated legal warrant

A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead of around the ankle and mandated by the state.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836189)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:23 AM
Author: misunderstood toaster property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836203)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:50 AM
Author: Chestnut tanning salon

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23837697)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:04 PM
Author: Yellow comical messiness pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23838037)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:04 PM
Author: Glittery bull headed pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23846455)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:07 AM
Author: onyx pea-brained point selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23857525)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:35 PM
Author: obsidian locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29635464)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: Pungent locale fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#35731944)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:18 AM
Author: Electric overrated legal warrant

The white box LR is kept in is padded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836190)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: Bonkers magenta site

you want more pizza in the morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836193)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: Bonkers magenta site

you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836197)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:35 AM
Author: Rusted sex offender

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23837616)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: onyx pea-brained point selfie

When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of instinctively double-checking that they still have their wallets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836199)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: maize range

Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignity despite their flaws.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836200)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:26 AM
Author: aromatic citrine philosopher-king office

thank you for showing me kindness :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836206)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Bonkers magenta site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836231)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: Soul-stirring splenetic cuck

(not bloodacre)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23842193)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:06 PM
Author: harsh ruby field genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#35731905)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:25 AM
Author: onyx pea-brained point selfie

When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred hours trying to convince an internet forum that it's a size 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836205)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: maize range

*orders a BBP*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836212)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:48 PM
Author: hyperactive fear-inspiring lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24884254)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: onyx pea-brained point selfie

When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it's not because it was there trying to score ketamine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:28 AM
Author: aromatic citrine philosopher-king office

i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to invite me to one of their crazy parties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836219)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:29 AM
Author: onyx pea-brained point selfie

If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4:00 a.m. to slash your tires.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Bonkers magenta site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:34 AM
Author: Spectacular Filthpig Lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24031386)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: Spectacular Filthpig Lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#45943056)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:55 PM
Author: Nighttime embarrassed to the bone stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#45943063)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: onyx pea-brained point selfie

The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a mesomorph.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836226)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: aromatic citrine philosopher-king office

i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836230)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Bonkers magenta site

It's wrong to attack a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836227)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: aromatic citrine philosopher-king office

my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u guys could tone it down since i have company tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836232)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:33 AM
Author: Bonkers magenta site

If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836243)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: Primrose medicated whorehouse

is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836246)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: provocative rambunctious puppy

LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the year. I could easily see a stand-up comic working many of these into a routine about an ex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836235)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: aromatic citrine philosopher-king office

there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are stupid and seem to just be mean spirited. i have been leaving here feeling dejected a lot lately, even my irl friends have noticed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836248)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: walnut business firm

To be fair,

Do you want me to fight some of these niggers on your behalf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836251)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: aromatic citrine philosopher-king office

you always come through for me when no one else does ty and yes, i would like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836270)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: walnut business firm

To be fair,

k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836281)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: aromatic citrine philosopher-king office

ty, whitest knight <3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836408)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: heady church athletic conference

TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white knighter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836424)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:11 AM
Author: Stimulating well-lubricated feces personal credit line

TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23837041)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: Startled Lake Resort

Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all eternity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49005049)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: Bonkers magenta site

Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by mean spirited misanthropes? Just throwing that out there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836253)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:39 AM
Author: aromatic citrine philosopher-king office

yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to make new friends here ive noticed or maybe it just seems that way to me lately...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836264)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: provocative rambunctious puppy

That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836271)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: Primrose medicated whorehouse

you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836272)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:47 AM
Author: aromatic citrine philosopher-king office

that was just me on my other account

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: Marvelous Headpube Round Eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23837356)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: provocative rambunctious puppy

You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill chick. You should try going out in areas you normally don't to meet people. Stay away from LR xoxo threads for awhile. You'll be happier.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836269)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:49 AM
Author: aromatic citrine philosopher-king office

ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet new people, but i dont really go places either. i go out to get food and except for the people i pass on the sidewalk, my social circle never seems to grow much :( i wish a new and interesting person would appear in my life, a new friend or maybe even something more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:52 AM
Author: provocative rambunctious puppy

go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female friend. 100% chance you get hit on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836294)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:55 AM
Author: aromatic citrine philosopher-king office

i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there. i dont really enjoy doing it and i also dont really enjoy being hit on and i dont think men really enjoy having to do that either, do they? what are your thoughts on internet dating?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836304)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:01 AM
Author: provocative rambunctious puppy

you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low cut, tight dress, but at an upscale lounge. describe domestic, CGWBT interests and hobbies. you will have good looking rich doods buying you dinners left and right.

go to nice bars and lounges you haven't been to even if you don't enjoy it at first. doods worth talking to enjoy hitting on women, and you will meet some solid doods this way even if it's uncomfortable for you initially.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836327)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:04 AM
Author: aromatic citrine philosopher-king office

do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no spring chicken anymore. i hope guys will still be interested in me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836338)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:08 AM
Author: provocative rambunctious puppy

Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ago than you are now. but especially with your body, you will still have sex appeal for a decade. xoxo is also correct, however, that you will have less sex appeal each passing year. now is the time to take control of your romantic life and put yourself out there among successful doods. you'll find one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836349)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 AM
Author: aromatic citrine philosopher-king office

well i think i could date a guy who was not really very successful at all if he was a nice person and he cared about me and who i am on the inside. there is not a lot of things that i want to buy but i would like my children to go to a nice school and things like that. is it very important that he be successful? what sort of problems might i run into if he was not like that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836365)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: provocative rambunctious puppy

Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty of nice people out there who would care about you but also make a respectable living. You'll eventually become unhappy around a starving artist type.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836410)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:29 AM
Author: aromatic citrine philosopher-king office

i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one. i don't think they'd really want to date me anyway. but once i went out with a guy who felt like he was a failure and he said he was going to hang out in the art scene so that he didn't appear to be a loser at first glance, even though he wasn't any kind of artist. i think that's what he ended up doing but i don't think he's much happier than before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836435)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: provocative rambunctious puppy

Go for it then, Godspeed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836450)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:40 AM
Author: aromatic citrine philosopher-king office

ty for the advice friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836458)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: Swollen cyan milk

"95th percentile body"

LINK?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836370)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:16 AM
Author: aromatic citrine philosopher-king office

i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on fire, at least that's what literally everybody tells me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836381)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: Swollen cyan milk

*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you hot*

Oh what hot shit on fire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836390)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: aromatic citrine philosopher-king office

whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836411)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:07 PM
Author: Tripping cuckoldry

Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I've read about you on here, I just assumed you were a landbeast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23837750)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: Bonkers magenta site

A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836245)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: maize range

It's ok to pick on a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836255)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:38 AM
Author: onyx pea-brained point selfie

It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pick up a pizza.

Men are routinely happy about deciding to pick up a pizza.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836261)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:37 AM
Author: onyx pea-brained point selfie

When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not there to perform court-ordered community service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836259)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 PM
Author: Chestnut tanning salon

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23838842)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: onyx pea-brained point selfie

If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it doesn't scream back "YOU THINK I HAVEN'T BEEN THIS LOW BEFORE MOTHERFUCKER" and violently kick the walls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836267)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: heady church athletic conference

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836312)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:54 AM
Author: adventurous new version generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23837140)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:44 AM
Author: maize range

It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836275)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: onyx pea-brained point selfie

If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your pizza right then, you don't need to promise you love it and give it a bump of crystal before you can have it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836279)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:48 AM
Author: onyx pea-brained point selfie

If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly encouraged and decide to apply to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836287)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 AM
Author: trip dog poop ticket booth

When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'dough mound' and you don't reply 'just so you know'.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836296)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: trip dog poop ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836359)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: onyx pea-brained point selfie

When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automatically earmarked for pills.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836314)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: onyx pea-brained point selfie

When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, it does not start excitedly texting everyone that it thinks it has a boyfriend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836321)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: aromatic citrine philosopher-king office

this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe jk thats rude you faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836334)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: heady church athletic conference

Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks in a pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836324)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: aromatic citrine philosopher-king office

a pretty shitty contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836335)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: heady church athletic conference

to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836380)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: Swollen cyan milk

lol tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836385)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: Swollen cyan milk

a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836360)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: aromatic citrine philosopher-king office

it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836369)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:31 AM
Author: startling boyish theatre son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23837284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 PM
Author: Chestnut tanning salon

you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23838854)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: Sepia Buck-toothed Faggot Firefighter National Security Agency

One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage. The other is pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836378)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: salmon exhilarant heaven ratface

i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836383)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: heady church athletic conference

The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: aromatic citrine philosopher-king office

did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a date? he said hey, what's the matter? im a fungus!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836392)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:21 AM
Author: heady church athletic conference

I see potential for a lengthy pun story here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836397)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:52 AM
Author: Bonkers magenta site

Fungi. Fungi.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23837002)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:02 AM
Author: aromatic citrine philosopher-king office

sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know what? sometimes i feel like you dont even try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23837168)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:20 AM
Author: heady church athletic conference

while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three slices of pizza to start feeling ill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836394)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:33 AM
Author: Dark stirring private investor

165

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23843016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: onyx pea-brained point selfie

When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being escorted out for violating a restraining order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836416)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: Swollen cyan milk

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836427)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:55 AM
Author: Marvelous Headpube Round Eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23837403)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:32 AM
Author: Histrionic bbw

You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836441)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: aromatic citrine philosopher-king office

this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. ty for posting it :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836453)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: Mewling painfully honest travel guidebook

A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836449)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: onyx pea-brained point selfie

When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't offer him 25 adderalls if he will drive it all the way to Fresno where the Pizza's friend lives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836454)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:41 AM
Author: onyx pea-brained point selfie

When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836460)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:42 AM
Author: trip dog poop ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836463)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: aromatic citrine philosopher-king office

my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand these memes since she knows what im like irl and im actually pretty classy and dont do most of the stuff itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836486)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Corner

Pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23837116)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:32 AM
Author: slap-happy den jew

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23857556)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:55 AM
Author: misunderstood toaster property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836492)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:46 AM
Author: Flushed odious cumskin brunch

After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836472)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:54 AM
Author: White Volcanic Crater

People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and round?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23837009)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:56 AM
Author: Bonkers magenta site

A pizza's crust is normal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23837011)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:45 AM
Author: floppy psychic

A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped with a tomato sauce, cheese and various other assorted toppings.

Lisa Rowe on the other hand is an ugly cunt whore degenerate bitch of a woman who spends her life on a racist misogynistic message board.

The two are quite different, I assure you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23837125)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:47 AM
Author: aromatic citrine philosopher-king office

ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas all at the same time but really its just any old wednesday, also known as hump day lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23837127)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: multi-colored principal's office

lisa rowe can't be topped!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23837130)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:50 AM
Author: aromatic citrine philosopher-king office

i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you know what i mean (fucking) im jk. my friend is sitting here with me irl and im just kind of showing off for her. she thinks xo is a little bit fun and she is thinking of posting herself some time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23837134)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:51 AM
Author: multi-colored principal's office

a pizza can feed a family of four.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23837136)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:59 AM
Author: aromatic citrine philosopher-king office

not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and there are other variables here that make this unlikely a lot of the time but i dont want to argue about it anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23837157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:00 AM
Author: multi-colored principal's office

ps the dad was bloodacre

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23837159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:01 AM
Author: aromatic citrine philosopher-king office

you know how bad i want that irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23837164)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: frisky vermilion pozpig

One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and Twist).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23837131)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:57 AM
Author: multi-colored principal's office

a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23837151)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:11 AM
Author: submissive pink sanctuary international law enforcement agency

Pizza tastes good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23837210)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:34 AM
Author: Dark stirring private investor

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23843020)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:41 PM
Author: poppy dingle berry elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24884222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:12 AM
Author: frisky vermilion pozpig

After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box and is unceremoniously driven to its final destination. You eat the other one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23837214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:13 AM
Author: submissive pink sanctuary international law enforcement agency

Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from you to pay for the abortion, just to scam some cash from you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23837218)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: brilliant queen of the night

LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23837317)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: Bonkers magenta site

late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece of pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23837318)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:38 AM
Author: Pearly school

Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23837332)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:45 AM
Author: Wonderful Rough-skinned Sneaky Criminal

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23837361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:51 AM
Author: Pearly school

Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDlnDX0Y&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DMcDgDlnDX0Y

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23837387)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:03 AM
Author: Wonderful Rough-skinned Sneaky Criminal

yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23837422)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:12 AM
Author: Pearly school

~h8-->1luv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23837459)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:52 AM
Author: frisky vermilion pozpig

You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop because it tastes so good. The crust on the pizza is just plain gross

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23837388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:06 AM
Author: wine alcoholic public bath

i can only eat pizza a few times per day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23837429)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:13 PM
Author: Primrose medicated whorehouse

(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23838096)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:37 AM
Author: smoky hairless abode multi-billionaire

when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the car until you've finished w it to give it a ride home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23837623)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: garnet juggernaut school cafeteria

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23842202)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:38 AM
Author: Wonderful Rough-skinned Sneaky Criminal

lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23837628)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:44 AM
Author: Glittery bull headed pit

pizza doesn't cut itself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23837664)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:45 AM
Author: Wonderful Rough-skinned Sneaky Criminal

/thread. instant classic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23837667)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:55 PM
Author: Diverse Internet-worthy Idea He Suggested Forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23837971)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:01 PM
Author: Sapphire insecure piazza roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23838016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: multi-colored principal's office

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23840389)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 9:29 AM
Author: submissive pink sanctuary international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23844315)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:10 AM
Author: floppy psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23857531)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:07 PM
Author: Burgundy crackhouse laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24034071)



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:38 PM
Author: Doobsian charcoal stage potus

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#33497607)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: Navy hairraiser affirmative action hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49179093)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:01 PM
Author: Yapping Lascivious Center

you wash your hands before touching the pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23837735)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:06 PM
Author: Diverse Internet-worthy Idea He Suggested Forum

Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when you're fucked up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23838059)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:11 PM
Author: Irate cruise ship gaping

my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa rowe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23838084)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: multi-colored principal's office

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23840387)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: Drunken stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23846473)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:48 PM
Author: Cerebral chapel

When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a minute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23838290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 7:03 PM
Author: thirsty voyeur pervert

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23840413)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 PM
Author: Dead milky persian menage

I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out in deliberate long thrusts, eyes locked in the intensity of passion as I try to time myself, watching for cues as to the plateau of pleasure to achieve simultaneously as frames writhe and intertwine and moans and gasps and breaths escape from our need bodies... with a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23838305)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:23 AM
Author: Supple clear crotch senate

A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser with a meth problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23857544)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: Khaki native jap

poignant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23857679)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 10:08 AM
Author: Talented pistol sweet tailpipe

Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23857732)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:05 AM
Author: Diverse Internet-worthy Idea He Suggested Forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24031228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:22 AM
Author: Burgundy crackhouse laser beams

A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone's had a piece.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24031313)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:40 AM
Author: Spectacular Filthpig Lettuce

one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the inside, and the other is a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24031422)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:16 PM
Author: brilliant queen of the night

The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24034114)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: Concupiscible Mauve Rehab

wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24727533)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: naked nursing home

A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24727608)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 5:18 PM
Author: Mind-boggling jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24804817)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:43 PM
Author: sick address ape

IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHINE TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN. IF LISA ROWE GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT A BIG BLACK MACHINE IN IT TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24884233)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:33 PM
Author: Appetizing Pearl Market Background Story

Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#25165762)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:35 PM
Author: grizzly motley regret institution

a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#25165774)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: obsidian locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#27872794)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:42 AM
Author: Soul-stirring splenetic cuck

jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not even going to bother bumping them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#27872821)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 11:09 PM
Author: swashbuckling red degenerate meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29635776)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: Glittery bull headed pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#34526716)



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Date: November 29th, 2015 10:42 PM
Author: slap-happy den jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29274889)



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 10:22 PM
Author: slap-happy den jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29443707)



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Date: January 5th, 2016 12:58 AM
Author: obsidian locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29523743)



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Date: March 13th, 2016 7:47 AM
Author: slap-happy den jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30045225)



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: flatulent kitchen windowlicker

I want pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#33497638)



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Date: September 22nd, 2017 8:14 PM
Author: swashbuckling red degenerate meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#34272404)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 2:53 PM
Author: onyx pea-brained point selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#35731864)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:16 AM
Author: Puce fiercely-loyal mad-dog skullcap

What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast?

I see she was outed quite a bit in 2010-2012. NOT COOL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#36451142)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:25 AM
Author: excitant orchestra pit haunted graveyard

it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#36451208)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:17 AM
Author: Puce fiercely-loyal mad-dog skullcap

(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#36451150)



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Date: April 30th, 2019 3:51 PM
Author: Nighttime embarrassed to the bone stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#38165888)



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Date: June 21st, 2020 7:19 PM
Author: slap-happy den jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#40468295)



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Date: June 23rd, 2020 9:49 PM
Author: slap-happy den jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#40482943)



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Date: July 11th, 2020 3:12 AM
Author: blathering shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#40585370)



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:34 PM
Author: Nighttime embarrassed to the bone stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43620983)



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 5:40 PM
Author: Nighttime embarrassed to the bone stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#44198924)