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Materialists (2025) is a 180 movie

Dakota Johnson plays a matchmaker for elites in NYC. All her...
confused magenta indian lodge dog poop
  11/29/25
Women are 180
abusive affirmative action
  11/29/25
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bull headed nibblets love of her life
  11/29/25
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abusive affirmative action
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seedy toilet seat station
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abusive affirmative action
  11/29/25
but the film also contains such Important Messages as a perf...
Startling saffron trust fund stage
  11/29/25
Ah I see you too are a man of refined Film taste.
confused magenta indian lodge dog poop
  11/29/25
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bull headed nibblets love of her life
  11/29/25
if he's a perfect match on paper why does he need to rape?
walnut university therapy
  11/29/25
Turns out he was LYING about his height (6 feet) and income,...
confused magenta indian lodge dog poop
  11/29/25
jesus talk about a crime against women
walnut university therapy
  11/29/25
holy shit not flame
Shimmering incel
  11/29/25
Just check the synopsis on Wikipedia and haha holy shit
jet soggy giraffe
  11/29/25
checked it out because of this post. actually not as terribl...
Amber Gaped Set Windowlicker
  11/29/25
It definitely had a familiar feeling, almost like the Sabrin...
confused magenta indian lodge dog poop
  11/29/25
Don’t watch this Film with a Woman. Watch it alone if ...
alcoholic locale cumskin
  11/29/25
what happened champ? your "Woman" having second th...
flirting hairraiser theater stage
  11/29/25
No just giving advice to my internet friends. Watching this ...
alcoholic locale cumskin
  11/29/25
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walnut university therapy
  11/29/25
wasnt this movie written by AI?
Odious pit boistinker
  11/29/25
https://www.imdb.com/name/nm10227660
Startling saffron trust fund stage
  11/29/25
I watched it on a plane. Did not see anything artistic or fu...
Razzle-dazzle buck-toothed fortuitous meteor
  11/29/25
I was cheated because it was recommended by lookmovie and br...
Startling saffron trust fund stage
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Turquoise theater
  12/06/25
lol, not flame
Comical Claret House
  11/29/25
Short guys really shouldn't watch this
mauve gas station
  12/04/25
"millennial culture" is extremely faggot.
doobsian national
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Sapphire Selfie Newt
  12/04/25
Approved
Apoplectic library
  12/06/25
Is this XO approved?
bull headed nibblets love of her life
  12/06/25
It’s as close to a johnsmeyer-directed film as we&rsqu...
confused magenta indian lodge dog poop
  12/07/25


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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: confused magenta indian lodge dog poop

Dakota Johnson plays a matchmaker for elites in NYC. All her clients are pushing 40, desperate to marry, but will not settle for anyone under 6 feet, $500k salary, white.

Johnson falls in love with Pedro Pascal, a swarthy private equity advisor. They get serious and are about to take a month-long trip to Iceland when she discovers that he got leg lengthening surgery and he’s actually only 5’6”, not 6’. She immediately breaks up with him and goes back to Chad, played by Captain America. Chad is a poor amateur actor but he is Tall.

The end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49469488)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:17 AM
Author: abusive affirmative action

Women are 180

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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:27 AM
Author: bull headed nibblets love of her life



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: abusive affirmative action



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: seedy toilet seat station



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Date: November 29th, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: abusive affirmative action



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:33 AM
Author: Startling saffron trust fund stage

but the film also contains such Important Messages as a perfect match on paper may in fact turn out to be a date raper

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49469514)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:50 AM
Author: confused magenta indian lodge dog poop

Ah I see you too are a man of refined Film taste.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49469521)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 3:21 AM
Author: bull headed nibblets love of her life



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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:07 AM
Author: walnut university therapy

if he's a perfect match on paper why does he need to rape?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49469904)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:23 PM
Author: confused magenta indian lodge dog poop

Turns out he was LYING about his height (6 feet) and income, and was just a poor short raper.

100% not flame btw this movie rules.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49470250)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 7:05 PM
Author: walnut university therapy

jesus talk about a crime against women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49470990)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 2:09 AM
Author: Shimmering incel

holy shit not flame

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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: jet soggy giraffe

Just check the synopsis on Wikipedia and haha holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49470236)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 2:58 AM
Author: Amber Gaped Set Windowlicker

checked it out because of this post. actually not as terrible as i expected.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49469595)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 9:54 AM
Author: confused magenta indian lodge dog poop

It definitely had a familiar feeling, almost like the Sabrina-era rom coms of the 90s. Just way more about being Tall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49469819)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:02 AM
Author: alcoholic locale cumskin

Don’t watch this Film with a Woman. Watch it alone if anything. I wish Roossy were still alive to write about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49469825)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: flirting hairraiser theater stage

what happened champ? your "Woman" having second thoughts? haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49469857)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: alcoholic locale cumskin

No just giving advice to my internet friends. Watching this with a Woman is like watching HBO with your mom and people start saying Fuck or having sex in random scenes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49469858)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:07 AM
Author: walnut university therapy



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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: Odious pit boistinker

wasnt this movie written by AI?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49469901)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: Startling saffron trust fund stage

https://www.imdb.com/name/nm10227660

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49470197)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle buck-toothed fortuitous meteor

I watched it on a plane. Did not see anything artistic or funny or entertaining, like as if just reading some memes from middle aged shutins. I rate it F.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49470272)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 4:40 PM
Author: Startling saffron trust fund stage

I was cheated because it was recommended by lookmovie and branded as a romcom. There is literally not a single laff anywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49470755)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 11:44 PM
Author: Turquoise theater



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Comical Claret House

lol, not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49470281)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:23 AM
Author: mauve gas station

Short guys really shouldn't watch this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49482613)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:46 AM
Author: doobsian national

"millennial culture" is extremely faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49482631)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:46 AM
Author: Sapphire Selfie Newt



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Date: December 6th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Apoplectic library

Approved

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Date: December 6th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: bull headed nibblets love of her life

Is this XO approved?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49490030)



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Date: December 7th, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: confused magenta indian lodge dog poop

It’s as close to a johnsmeyer-directed film as we’re getting, so yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49490766)