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It's almost like a bar mitzvah for them.
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Date: August 12th, 2023 11:12 AM
Author: sadistic double fault

I was thinking during my last tattoo session that I really don't want to be in the sushi business anymore, so I dropped some Molly and brainstormed about to get out of it.

I'm going to get chandler to dress like a the head chef (hat and all) have him to turn on all the gas stoves before leaving. Plan is to leave a lit candle in the attic before I leave town for Vegas to attend some CLE. When the gas pops, I should get more than my money back with the insurance payouts.

You see, it's ideas and actions like this why I have so much money. Other people look at buying $2 lottery ticket as the way to riches. But I see a candle, some gas, an albi (and a Mongolian fall guy) as the real opportunity. That's why I have the highest cash flow on XO

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Date: August 12th, 2023 11:12 AM
Author: self-centered business firm faggot firefighter



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Date: August 12th, 2023 11:16 AM
Author: Spectacular wagecucks



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Date: August 12th, 2023 11:17 AM
Author: Passionate Pocket Flask



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Date: August 12th, 2023 11:27 AM
Author: Tripping Home



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Date: August 12th, 2023 11:29 AM
Author: mint bat shit crazy whorehouse sound barrier



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Date: August 12th, 2023 12:08 PM
Author: odious heaven



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Date: August 12th, 2023 5:05 PM
Author: sadistic double fault



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Date: August 12th, 2023 5:05 PM
Author: bossy digit ratio

Wow...

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Date: August 12th, 2023 5:07 PM
Author: Buck-toothed Chad Location

Arson investigations are flame, they consider it suspicious if you have no alibi (because maybe you set it yourself) and also suspicious if you do have an alibi (because maybe you hired someone to do it and then made sure you had an alibi). Your best bet is to have an intermediate level of alibi that can eventually be verified but only with immense difficulty. Good luck brother.

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Date: August 12th, 2023 5:09 PM
Author: Pink site

In NY, we call this form of insurance fraud "Jewish Lighting" because, no flame, it's a cultural reality that every Jewish real estate investor and small business owner (where relevant) does it one time in their career. And I mean exactly one time. Not zero and not 2+.

They even have a saying. I forget how it goes exactly. But it's something like the following in Yiddish:

"You're an idiot if you never commit insurance fraud, and you're an idiot if you do it more than once."

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Date: August 12th, 2023 5:11 PM
Author: Appetizing citrine hominid

It's almost like a bar mitzvah for them.

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Date: July 7th, 2024 8:24 PM
Author: Transparent beady-eyed kitty



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Date: August 15th, 2023 1:56 PM
Author: Charismatic gaping

shocker!

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Date: August 15th, 2023 2:03 PM
Author: Mewling Mind-boggling Travel Guidebook Faggotry

>You're an idiot if you never commit insurance fraud, and you're an idiot if you do it more than once

bro didn't count on this forum being packed to the gills with weebs who know this quote about mt fuji

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Date: July 7th, 2024 8:26 PM
Author: curious son of senegal keepsake machete



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Date: August 12th, 2023 5:13 PM
Author: gay private investor area

That's the difference.

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Date: August 12th, 2023 6:18 PM
Author: sadistic double fault

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Date: December 2nd, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Pilgrims Did Nothing Wrong (TDNW)



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Date: August 12th, 2023 5:13 PM
Author: floppy incel



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Date: August 12th, 2023 5:15 PM
Author: Bronze Excitant Scourge Upon The Earth Turdskin



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Date: August 13th, 2023 6:33 PM
Author: sadistic double fault



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Date: August 15th, 2023 1:52 PM
Author: sadistic double fault



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Date: August 17th, 2023 7:54 PM
Author: sadistic double fault



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Date: October 8th, 2023 8:10 AM
Author: sadistic double fault



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Date: July 6th, 2024 10:52 PM
Author: sadistic double fault



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Date: July 7th, 2024 8:22 PM
Author: sadistic double fault



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Date: July 12th, 2024 7:45 PM
Author: sadistic double fault



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Date: January 8th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: sadistic double fault

Wow, he actually did it

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Date: January 8th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: crawly cruel-hearted place of business

burn baby burn

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Date: January 8th, 2025 5:47 PM
Author: Lascivious Maniacal School Fat Ankles



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