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Made this joke at fancy dinner wife hosted. Nobody laughed

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CR was this dude a little, short, scrawny guy? Seems like e...
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He was a little short, nothing egregious. 5'11 or so.
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I guffawed
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Should’ve gone with “He looks as big as a normal...
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It's a good joke. Get new friends.
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Date: October 20th, 2025 1:39 PM
Author: house-broken brass ladyboy stag film

She had a few friends over with their spouses, one, a lady doctor, introduced her husband and said he's a microbiologist. I said "he looks normal sized to me". Nobody laughed and we awkwardly moved on. I want to get my wife into an improv class so she can learn to sell my jokes.

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Date: October 20th, 2025 1:41 PM
Author: wonderful abusive wagecucks



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Date: October 20th, 2025 1:41 PM
Author: irradiated corn cake



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Date: October 20th, 2025 1:42 PM
Author: grizzly french parlour



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Date: October 20th, 2025 1:43 PM
Author: supple church

boooo

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Date: October 20th, 2025 1:50 PM
Author: big honey-headed yarmulke



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Date: October 20th, 2025 1:50 PM
Author: Self-centered overrated scourge upon the earth lodge

lol i like it

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Date: October 21st, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: Angry Public Bath Half-breed



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Date: October 20th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: fighting vivacious box office

that's a good joke. those people suck

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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:00 PM
Author: house-broken brass ladyboy stag film

You're invited next time

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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: exciting yapping hunting ground

CR was this dude a little, short, scrawny guy? Seems like either others felt they lacked social permission to laugh or they were autistic science dorks who don’t understand basic puns and wordplay. Very solid dad joke tier icebreaker that is a subtly vulnerable bid for people to loosen up and have fun. Not laughing is a faggy autist/self-conscious introvert move by them. You should insist that your wife owes you an anal session to make up for her betrayal.

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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:30 PM
Author: house-broken brass ladyboy stag film

He was a little short, nothing egregious. 5'11 or so.

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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: mind-boggling opaque newt turdskin

That’s basically like ridiculing someone in a wheelchair.

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Date: October 20th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: grizzly french parlour



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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: cracking gay wizard



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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:27 PM
Author: Bossy ape



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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:31 PM
Author: cocky coffee pot



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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: unholy bawdyhouse goal in life



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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:32 PM
Author: maroon drunken orchestra pit

I guffawed

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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:32 PM
Author: cocky coffee pot

Should’ve gone with “He looks as big as a normal biologist to me!” to dumb it down for them.

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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:36 PM
Author: insecure rigpig space

It's a good joke. Get new friends.

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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:46 PM
Author: Shivering impertinent national black woman

cr

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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:01 PM
Author: Gay Hell

(except he should beat them within an inch of their respective lives when discarding them)

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Date: October 20th, 2025 2:52 PM
Author: Self-centered overrated scourge upon the earth lodge

they're probably striver fags. work is all they have, so making light of it makes them uncomfortable. the expected behavior is to act "impressed" and pump each other up about your gay striver lives.

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Date: October 21st, 2025 1:05 PM
Author: Angry Public Bath Half-breed

People who can't lol at dad jokes suck.

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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:02 PM
Author: Gold Rigor

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMd2gB9L8So

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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:05 PM
Author: concupiscible laser beams

"He's a microbiologist."

"Well, mine has micropenis," your wife should have said, high-fiving you

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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: Razzle Topaz Twinkling Uncleanness Legal Warrant



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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: mind-boggling opaque newt turdskin



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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: house-broken brass ladyboy stag film

I don't get it

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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: Deep garrison messiness

You need props. As soon as she said that, you would have pulled out a giant magnifying glass and started hovering it over him.

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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: house-broken brass ladyboy stag film



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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:33 PM
Author: Provocative shrine police squad



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Date: October 21st, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: Angry Public Bath Half-breed



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Date: October 21st, 2025 1:10 PM
Author: cocky coffee pot



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Date: October 21st, 2025 1:29 PM
Author: rough-skinned cerebral indian lodge



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Date: October 20th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: Stimulating Misanthropic Forum Trump Supporter

"More like Jones GAY!"

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Date: October 21st, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: 180 hyperactive piazza partner

good joke i would've laughed

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