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itt name people you would vote for for congress if they ran

house/senate. assume everyone in the world meets the eligibi...
Cletus Van Damme
  07/13/26
Madison Cawthorn
Nigger Nightmare
  07/13/26
the handicapped guy who looked like tom brady? why him? i do...
Cletus Van Damme
  07/13/26
Boom
gibberish (?)
  07/13/26
is boom still with us?
Cletus Van Damme
  07/13/26
Wherever two or more gather in his name, he is there.
gibberish (?)
  07/13/26
...
zoomer sexuality expert
  07/13/26
...
gaetan dugas
  07/13/26
...
.,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.
  07/13/26
tommyt
hex
  07/13/26
...
Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III
  07/13/26
I'd vote him to be Emperor.
Richard Ames
  07/13/26
JK Roher
Ass Sunstein
  07/13/26
Massie Tommy (as the other poster said) Myself One of my ...
Fucking Fuckface
  07/13/26
I actually immediately thought of you when I saw people nami...
Deja Entendjew
  07/13/26
Thanks, that's actually flattering. I would genuinely put t...
Fucking Fuckface
  07/13/26
cr, there's barely anyone actually seeking power with that l...
Deja Entendjew
  07/13/26
That's doubly nice because I know we're on different sides o...
Fucking Fuckface
  07/13/26
exactly, I would consider voting for someone right-leaning i...
Deja Entendjew
  07/13/26
you're both fucking morons there is no uniparty in any mean...
sealclubber
  07/13/26
I've seen hundreds of your poasts now, and I don't remember ...
Deja Entendjew
  07/13/26
i've seen six of your posts. all in this thread. and you're ...
sealclubber
  07/13/26
wow lmao even our worst poasters can sometimes deliver le...
Paralegal Marandi
  07/13/26
cr really creative and devastating stuff
Deja Entendjew
  07/13/26
I look past STATED policy differences to examine ACTUAL poli...
Fucking Fuckface
  07/13/26
"And on that front, there is much more overlap on items...
sealclubber
  07/13/26
Monetary policy The warfare state Abdicating Congressional...
Fucking Fuckface
  07/13/26
okay, on which of these overlapping policies do elizabeth wa...
sealclubber
  07/13/26
Happy to get into that once you put your list up to comply w...
Fucking Fuckface
  07/13/26
(guy who's probably retarded enough to think AOC is far left...
Deja Entendjew
  07/13/26
Marjorie Taylor Green
Paralegal Marandi
  07/13/26
Tucker Carlson
.,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.
  07/13/26
Theodore Kaczynski
,.,...,..,.,.,:,..,.,.,::,......;,..,:.:.,:.::,.
  07/13/26
Michael Cohen Michael Avenatti
Wilbur Mercer, permanently embarrassed millionaire
  07/13/26
John Rocker
esoteric sambo
  07/13/26
matthew mcconaughey (assuming he doesn’t run for Texas...
cumstein
  07/13/26
🚨 this is a WLMAS account 🚨
lib quotemo = literally WLMAS = dumb nigger
  07/13/26
Scott Ritter
,.,...,..,.,.,:,..,.,.,::,......;,..,:.:.,:.::,.
  07/13/26
dude fell into not one but TWO pedo sting ops. he thinks he'...
Deja Entendjew
  07/13/26
16 isn't pedo. It's legal in most of the US and most of the ...
,.,...,..,.,.,:,..,.,.,::,......;,..,:.:.,:.::,.
  07/13/26
oh sorry, technically it's hebephilia/ephebophilia 🤓
Deja Entendjew
  07/13/26
I mean there is a reason it's legal almost everywhere. Tons ...
,.,...,..,.,.,:,..,.,.,::,......;,..,:.:.,:.::,.
  07/13/26
(Scott Ritter)
Deja Entendjew
  07/13/26
Why not devote your time cruasading to pass anti"pedo&q...
,.,...,..,.,.,:,..,.,.,::,......;,..,:.:.,:.::,.
  07/13/26
Btw the Apollo astronauts were "pedos" for taking ...
,.,...,..,.,.,:,..,.,.,::,......;,..,:.:.,:.::,.
  07/13/26
mel gibson
Brother Peter Dimond
  07/13/26
i have come to the conclusion that only i (and i alone) am f...
computer online
  07/13/26
I'm not sure about you, but one of the few liberals I would ...
Fucking Fuckface
  07/13/26
there was some quality kucinichwifethreading back in the day...
computer online
  07/13/26
180^180
Fucking Fuckface
  07/13/26


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Date: July 13th, 2026 11:59 AM
Author: Cletus Van Damme

house/senate. assume everyone in the world meets the eligibility requirements, because honestly they probably do at this point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882283&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49996442)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 12:00 PM
Author: Nigger Nightmare

Madison Cawthorn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882283&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49996446)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 12:01 PM
Author: Cletus Van Damme

the handicapped guy who looked like tom brady? why him? i dont remember his politics.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882283&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49996450)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 12:01 PM
Author: gibberish (?)

Boom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882283&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49996449)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 12:01 PM
Author: Cletus Van Damme

is boom still with us?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882283&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49996451)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 12:08 PM
Author: gibberish (?)

Wherever two or more gather in his name, he is there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882283&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49996464)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 12:02 PM
Author: zoomer sexuality expert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882283&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49996452)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 1:03 PM
Author: gaetan dugas



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882283&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49996658)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 1:07 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882283&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49996662)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 12:04 PM
Author: hex

tommyt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882283&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49996454)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 12:09 PM
Author: Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III ( )



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882283&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49996469)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 2:57 PM
Author: Richard Ames

I'd vote him to be Emperor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882283&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49996936)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 12:04 PM
Author: Ass Sunstein

JK Roher

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882283&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49996456)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 12:09 PM
Author: Fucking Fuckface

Massie

Tommy (as the other poster said)

Myself

One of my friends (but only one of them)

Ron Paul even at 90+ or whatever the fuck he is now

TBF for the fucking pure, unadulterated lolz and headlines

Maybe buttcheeks

Stealing MTG from the world's greatest paralegal

nyuug

Don't really know other principled people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882283&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49996474)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 12:13 PM
Author: Deja Entendjew

I actually immediately thought of you when I saw people naming poasters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882283&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49996490)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 12:25 PM
Author: Fucking Fuckface

Thanks, that's actually flattering. I would genuinely put the oath of office and duty to the country ahead of my life and my family's lives. The country is completely lost without this level of conviction, but it's almost impossible to to find anyone with it

And even then, you need the double whammy of the candidate/politician not really caring about money. That's why it's so hard: most people have one or the other, but not both qualities

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882283&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49996538)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 12:28 PM
Author: Deja Entendjew

cr, there's barely anyone actually seeking power with that level of conviction and resistance to bribery

(this is the poaster who volunteered for that Green Party candidate in CA btw)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882283&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49996545)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 12:33 PM
Author: Fucking Fuckface

That's doubly nice because I know we're on different sides of certain things. But that's exactly the type of crossover we need to break the stranglehold of the uniparty. I would cross over too for someone I could trust to be honest about their intentions as long as they were on the same page about certain core things

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882283&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49996566)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 12:44 PM
Author: Deja Entendjew

exactly, I would consider voting for someone right-leaning if they had principles and if I agreed with the central tenets of the platform. like if you ran on a platform where the main things were e.g. anti-corruption and cutting defense spending/ending foreign intervention

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882283&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49996603)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 12:49 PM
Author: sealclubber

you're both fucking morons

there is no uniparty in any meaningful sense. oh shit! they agree on something where i have the other position! uniparty alert! uniparty alert!

even moderate dems and gop have substantial policy differences on important issues



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882283&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49996611)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 12:51 PM
Author: Deja Entendjew

I've seen hundreds of your poasts now, and I don't remember what it was about, but only one of them didn't contain a fucking horrible take. not just Bad Takes but awful, completely wrong ones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882283&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49996618)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 1:01 PM
Author: sealclubber

i've seen six of your posts. all in this thread. and you're a durr durr fucking moron. peace.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882283&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49996651)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 1:11 PM
Author: Paralegal Marandi (Death, death to the IDF!)

wow lmao

even our worst poasters can sometimes deliver lethal wins like this, truly incredible i really like it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882283&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49996672)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: Deja Entendjew

cr really creative and devastating stuff

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882283&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49996688)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 1:50 PM
Author: Fucking Fuckface

I look past STATED policy differences to examine ACTUAL policy implementations. And on that front, there is much more overlap on items of importance than there are differences

You're the quintessential example of my carve out for there having to be some baseline level of agreement on core issues, because even though you're too stupid to hide your bullshit, you're so virulently debased and dumb that you're just categorically unsupportable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882283&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49996784)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 2:13 PM
Author: sealclubber

"And on that front, there is much more overlap on items of importance than there are differences"

no there isn't unless you have some really dumbass limited durr durr 'policy implementations'

provide some examples, dipshit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882283&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49996841)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 2:36 PM
Author: Fucking Fuckface

Monetary policy

The warfare state

Abdicating Congressional power to the Executive

Immigration

FISA (or really wholesale abridgment of civil rights)

Campaign finance

Israel / Zionism

Empire

Insider trading and other corruption

Protection for incumbents

The dual party system

Epsteinism

Eminent domain

Anti-white discrimination

H1Bs / destroying the middle class

Outsourcing / Globalization

Corporate consolidation

Media cooption and concentration

Etc.

How about you show broad examples of the supposed profound differences? You'll prove your point if you can significantly outnumber my off the top of the head list

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882283&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49996903)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 2:53 PM
Author: sealclubber

okay, on which of these overlapping policies do elizabeth warren and ted cruz overlap?

aoc and jim jordan?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882283&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49996932)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 4:07 PM
Author: Fucking Fuckface

Happy to get into that once you put your list up to comply with your own made up bullshit. Go for it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882283&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49997091)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 4:21 PM
Author: Deja Entendjew

(guy who's probably retarded enough to think AOC is far left)

as FF alluded to, you need to pay attention to what politicians DO instead of what they SAY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882283&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49997138)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 12:09 PM
Author: Paralegal Marandi (Death, death to the IDF!)

Marjorie Taylor Green

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882283&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49996475)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.


Tucker Carlson

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882283&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49996664)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 1:11 PM
Author: ,.,...,..,.,.,:,..,.,.,::,......;,..,:.:.,:.::,.


Theodore Kaczynski

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882283&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49996675)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: Wilbur Mercer, permanently embarrassed millionaire (Safari)

Michael Cohen

Michael Avenatti

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882283&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49996680)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: esoteric sambo

John Rocker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882283&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49996685)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: cumstein

matthew mcconaughey (assuming he doesn’t run for Texas Governor, which he would win easily)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882283&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49996687)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 1:42 PM
Author: lib quotemo = literally WLMAS = dumb nigger

🚨 this is a WLMAS account 🚨



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882283&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49996748)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 1:37 PM
Author: ,.,...,..,.,.,:,..,.,.,::,......;,..,:.:.,:.::,.


Scott Ritter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882283&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49996728)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 4:25 PM
Author: Deja Entendjew

dude fell into not one but TWO pedo sting ops. he thinks he's the victim because he was targeted by the state for political reasons, but imo that's irrelevant to the fact that he fell for their traps.

the first time, he tried to meet up with someone pretending to be a 16yo girl

the second time wasn't quite as bad because (according to him) the cop pretended to be an adult who had a fetish for pretending to be a little girl. and then they filmed him jerking off as the cop repeatedly said, "I'm 15, I'm 15!" ... not nearly as bad as trying to fuck a kid, but I still think that's pedo-adjacent

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882283&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49997144)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 4:26 PM
Author: ,.,...,..,.,.,:,..,.,.,::,......;,..,:.:.,:.::,.


16 isn't pedo. It's legal in most of the US and most of the world

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882283&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49997148)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 4:27 PM
Author: Deja Entendjew

oh sorry, technically it's hebephilia/ephebophilia 🤓

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882283&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49997150)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 4:28 PM
Author: ,.,...,..,.,.,:,..,.,.,::,......;,..,:.:.,:.::,.


I mean there is a reason it's legal almost everywhere. Tons of 16yo chicks are fully developed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882283&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49997153)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 4:29 PM
Author: Deja Entendjew

(Scott Ritter)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882283&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49997154)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 4:31 PM
Author: ,.,...,..,.,.,:,..,.,.,::,......;,..,:.:.,:.::,.


Why not devote your time cruasading to pass anti"pedo" laws to save all the poor 17yo "children"?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882283&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49997161)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 4:39 PM
Author: ,.,...,..,.,.,:,..,.,.,::,......;,..,:.:.,:.::,.


Btw the Apollo astronauts were "pedos" for taking a playboy centerfold of a 17yo "child" aboard Apollo 12

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cynthia_Myers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882283&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49997178)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 2:56 PM
Author: Brother Peter Dimond

mel gibson

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882283&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49996933)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 4:29 PM
Author: computer online (🧐)

i have come to the conclusion that only i (and i alone) am fit for congress. thank you for your attention to this matter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882283&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49997156)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 4:34 PM
Author: Fucking Fuckface

I'm not sure about you, but one of the few liberals I would vote for is Dennis Kucinich

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882283&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49997168)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 4:39 PM
Author: computer online (🧐)

there was some quality kucinichwifethreading back in the day. bro didn't just punch above his weight, he went straight to the moon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882283&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49997180)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 4:44 PM
Author: Fucking Fuckface

180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882283&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49997183)