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why isn't it possible to make a decent frozen pizza?

it just doesn't make sense how awful they all are, you can f...
thirsty chrome haunted graveyard library
  10/18/25
(Guy who does not live in tristate area)
Mischievous cruise ship
  10/18/25
why don't you just knock on my door you stupid fucking faggo...
laughsome dragon location
  10/18/25
what?
thirsty chrome haunted graveyard library
  10/18/25
(dickless cocksucker)
laughsome dragon location
  10/18/25
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Hairraiser seedy rigpig
  10/19/25
Whatever. Many are fine and quite tasty. Youre an effeminete...
Talented Alcoholic Private Investor
  10/18/25
name one, over the last year I have been hoodwinked a number...
thirsty chrome haunted graveyard library
  10/18/25
Idk my wife buys food cuz im not a faggot. I think its calle...
Talented Alcoholic Private Investor
  10/18/25
lol at having a wife and eating frozen pizza, I only conside...
thirsty chrome haunted graveyard library
  10/18/25
Try connies fag.
Talented Alcoholic Private Investor
  10/18/25
need to cook the thing at extremely high heat on a conductiv...
flickering parlour stain
  10/18/25
what product exists that isn't trash? I would buy it, my poi...
thirsty chrome haunted graveyard library
  10/18/25
"convenience shouldn't preclude being decent" in a...
flickering parlour stain
  10/18/25
I have no problem getting it crispy and preheating a stone, ...
thirsty chrome haunted graveyard library
  10/18/25
180 tyft
laughsome dragon location
  10/18/25
what english muffins do you buy to make "pizza" ...
bespoke beady-eyed becky
  10/18/25
I haven't done that since I was a child but the point is tha...
thirsty chrome haunted graveyard library
  10/18/25
the only one ive bought in the past 5 years is motor city. c...
bespoke beady-eyed becky
  10/18/25
godawful, just godawful
thirsty chrome haunted graveyard library
  10/18/25
ran here to poast this home ovens are nowhere near hot enou...
Racy transparent spot hissy fit
  10/19/25
you can make a good pizza with a hair dryer if you have a bi...
nubile liquid oxygen center
  10/19/25
table 87
Exciting Meetinghouse Codepig
  10/18/25
never heard of it
thirsty chrome haunted graveyard library
  10/18/25
you can find slices at whole foods
Exciting Meetinghouse Codepig
  10/19/25
i really like imos and dogtown frozen pizzas. the cracker cr...
Impertinent floppy gas station
  10/18/25
Why not just order pizza? Or go grab a slice
Filthy scarlet piazza
  10/18/25
I don't live around italian trash where grabbing a slice is ...
thirsty chrome haunted graveyard library
  10/18/25
if you don't live in an area where you can buy pizza by the ...
topaz provocative elastic band
  10/18/25
thus my OP, duh
thirsty chrome haunted graveyard library
  10/18/25
All frozen food is shit. Give it up mang
Flirting blathering background story
  10/18/25
all mass produced frozen food yes, but you can make excellen...
thirsty chrome haunted graveyard library
  10/18/25
That’s the stupidest question I’ve heard in a wh...
Flirting blathering background story
  10/18/25
how so? I could make a meat sauce, freeze it, and when I hea...
thirsty chrome haunted graveyard library
  10/18/25
Wow that’s awesome man.
Flirting blathering background story
  10/18/25
so you acknowledge that a great many food products can be fr...
thirsty chrome haunted graveyard library
  10/18/25
No. You are next-level obtuse.
Flirting blathering background story
  10/18/25
because I am inquiring as to why consumer products are purpo...
thirsty chrome haunted graveyard library
  10/18/25
This may seem random but it’s not I promise: what&rsqu...
Flirting blathering background story
  10/18/25
how would having a higher net worth make questions regarding...
thirsty chrome haunted graveyard library
  10/18/25
You appear to have 0 understanding of business or economics....
Flirting blathering background story
  10/18/25
I know you can spend more for a frozen pizza than one from d...
thirsty chrome haunted graveyard library
  10/18/25
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laughsome dragon location
  10/18/25
He's not asking why good frozen pizza isn't available at Tom...
vigorous house-broken candlestick maker organic girlfriend
  10/19/25
finally, a non retard in the thread, this is precisely the q...
thirsty chrome haunted graveyard library
  10/19/25
Frozen pizza with “meat sauce” and sweet corn so...
Erotic french chef ticket booth
  10/18/25
my point is the process, you can freeze a tomato sauce to no...
thirsty chrome haunted graveyard library
  10/18/25
It's hard to get the ingredients all back to the appropriate...
topaz provocative elastic band
  10/18/25
this is the part I disagree with, I have no issue with the c...
thirsty chrome haunted graveyard library
  10/18/25
once i started making homemade pizza from absolute scratch, ...
Odious low-t rigor nursing home
  10/18/25
I've made a few attempts but you need to ferment your dough ...
thirsty chrome haunted graveyard library
  10/18/25
Make dough in batches and freeze it in deli cups. You can th...
topaz provocative elastic band
  10/19/25
“Make dough in batches and freeze it in deli cups.&rdq...
Poppy Market Dingle Berry
  10/19/25
Frozen: mama bosso pepperoni Hack: you can buy pizzeria p...
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  10/19/25
Without a vacuum sealer anything turns to inedible shit in y...
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Maybe if you're a dirty bitch with a bunch of gross, rancid ...
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  10/19/25
Idk man why isn't everything frozen? Why don't good restaura...
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costco motor city detriot style and french bread pizzas are ...
demanding startling hell factory reset button
  10/19/25
Motherfucker no it's not. I regularly buy tavern style pies ...
appetizing massive filthpig space
  10/19/25
"tavern style" outed as chicagoan and pizza opi...
demanding startling hell factory reset button
  10/19/25
Domino's is like$7 and way better than a frozen or a handmad...
Arrogant telephone
  10/19/25
Digiorno’s is a fine pie. damn fine
Hairraiser seedy rigpig
  10/19/25
Red Baron is a pizza style of its own imo why try to beat &q...
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Poppy Market Dingle Berry
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The customer base is 100% people who can’t get their s...
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Frozen pizza is fine if you’re going into the experien...
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  10/19/25
Digiorno etc aren't even that bad. Anyway some of it is ...
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  10/19/25
OP really found a lot of autistic concrete thinkers with thi...
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  10/19/25
and not a single one of them even attempted to answer the OP...
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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:43 PM
Author: thirsty chrome haunted graveyard library

it just doesn't make sense how awful they all are, you can freeze real pizza dough and make a perfectly fine pizza with it, tomato sauce should literally just be tomatoes, there is no reason for it to suck, and cheese, like come on, you can't manage to put decent cheese on one?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49358606)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: Mischievous cruise ship

(Guy who does not live in tristate area)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49358716)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:45 PM
Author: laughsome dragon location

why don't you just knock on my door you stupid fucking faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49358612)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:45 PM
Author: thirsty chrome haunted graveyard library

what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49358613)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: laughsome dragon location

(dickless cocksucker)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49358614)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 11:38 PM
Author: demanding startling hell factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49358889)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 7:51 AM
Author: Hairraiser seedy rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49359140)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:47 PM
Author: Talented Alcoholic Private Investor

Whatever. Many are fine and quite tasty. Youre an effeminete decadent queer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49358617)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: thirsty chrome haunted graveyard library

name one, over the last year I have been hoodwinked a number of times buying various supposedly "fancy" frozen pizzas only to realize they are still just ketchup with a topping that doesn't taste like cheese

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49358633)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:16 PM
Author: Talented Alcoholic Private Investor

Idk my wife buys food cuz im not a faggot. I think its called connies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49358688)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:18 PM
Author: thirsty chrome haunted graveyard library

lol at having a wife and eating frozen pizza, I only consider this because I am too lazy to go out to get pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49358694)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:25 PM
Author: Talented Alcoholic Private Investor

Try connies fag.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49358705)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:47 PM
Author: flickering parlour stain

need to cook the thing at extremely high heat on a conductive surface to get remotely decent crisp at home, and it needs to be pretty thin to begin with to get there. frozen pizza is a convenience item made for people tossing it in the toaster oven or microwave for a couple minutes. once you start putting in effort you might as well make something decent.

these products exist they are just a small share of the market because that is not the point of frozen pizza. people aren't buying pizza stones to cook their elios to perfection.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49358619)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:54 PM
Author: thirsty chrome haunted graveyard library

what product exists that isn't trash? I would buy it, my point is the convenience shouldn't preclude being decent, I could make an english muffin pizza with ragu sauce and store brand cheese and it would beat the frozen offerings

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49358637)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:02 PM
Author: flickering parlour stain

"convenience shouldn't preclude being decent" in a vacuum sure but if you don't take care to get it crispy it will inevitably be shit, or at least you will have to acquiesce in appreciating it as a compromise frozen product. if you want "quality convenience" then don't get something that involves baking.

zuppardi's is a t5 new haven pizza place that ships frozen pizzas nationally since covid but for the price and hassle it defeats the purpose

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49358653)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:04 PM
Author: thirsty chrome haunted graveyard library

I have no problem getting it crispy and preheating a stone, the issue is how fucking shit the ingedients and flavor are, and yeah getting a pizza shipped from new haven does defeat the purpose, why can't fucking digiorno just make something that isn't soaked in ketchup with cheese that doesn't taste like cheese is my question?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49358656)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:12 PM
Author: laughsome dragon location

180 tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49358682)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:06 PM
Author: bespoke beady-eyed becky

what english muffins do you buy to make "pizza"

ive tried that shit before and with the usual brands here its terrible, frozen pizzas are way better

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49358660)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: thirsty chrome haunted graveyard library

I haven't done that since I was a child but the point is that was better than the trash I can get now, what frozen pizza do you think isn't ass?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49358663)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:11 PM
Author: bespoke beady-eyed becky

the only one ive bought in the past 5 years is motor city. costco always has it and its not bad. a version of detroit style

i remember digiorno, freschetta etc being ok too but its been so long that i have no idea what theyre like now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49358671)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:11 PM
Author: thirsty chrome haunted graveyard library

godawful, just godawful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49358675)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 9:03 AM
Author: Racy transparent spot hissy fit

ran here to poast this

home ovens are nowhere near hot enough, and without a proper hot oven it is not possible to make good pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49359226)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: nubile liquid oxygen center

you can make a good pizza with a hair dryer if you have a bit of gumption and elbow grease.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49360406)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: Exciting Meetinghouse Codepig

table 87

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49358664)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:11 PM
Author: thirsty chrome haunted graveyard library

never heard of it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49358676)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 7:35 PM
Author: Exciting Meetinghouse Codepig

you can find slices at whole foods

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49360549)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Impertinent floppy gas station

i really like imos and dogtown frozen pizzas. the cracker crust works well in a shitty home oven. but a lot of people hate st louis style even under the best of circumstances.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49358693)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: Filthy scarlet piazza

Why not just order pizza? Or go grab a slice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49358713)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: thirsty chrome haunted graveyard library

I don't live around italian trash where grabbing a slice is a thing, and I value the ability to just throw one on exactly when I'm hungry and not be at the mercy of retards who are going to bring me lukewarm pizza at best

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49358718)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:03 PM
Author: topaz provocative elastic band

if you don't live in an area where you can buy pizza by the slice, you're probably better off eating shitty frozen pizza, lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49358780)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 11:39 PM
Author: thirsty chrome haunted graveyard library

thus my OP, duh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49358890)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:44 PM
Author: Flirting blathering background story

All frozen food is shit. Give it up mang

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49358739)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: thirsty chrome haunted graveyard library

all mass produced frozen food yes, but you can make excellent sauce and freeze it yourself and will be great, why can't they do that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49358747)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:49 PM
Author: Flirting blathering background story

That’s the stupidest question I’ve heard in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49358749)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:51 PM
Author: thirsty chrome haunted graveyard library

how so? I could make a meat sauce, freeze it, and when I heated it back up it would be 180. I could do the same for dough. Frozen sweet corn is excellent. Lot's of things work great frozen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49358753)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: Flirting blathering background story

Wow that’s awesome man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49358755)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:55 PM
Author: thirsty chrome haunted graveyard library

so you acknowledge that a great many food products can be frozen to no ill effect and among those are breads and sauces, the primary ingredients in pizza?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49358764)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:57 PM
Author: Flirting blathering background story

No. You are next-level obtuse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49358772)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:59 PM
Author: thirsty chrome haunted graveyard library

because I am inquiring as to why consumer products are purposefully bad when they don't need to be? Explain why no frozen pizza has a decent sauce. You could literally just freeze the sauce from any pizza place and it would be good, yet they insist on making it awful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49358774)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: Flirting blathering background story

This may seem random but it’s not I promise: what’s your net worth?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49358779)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:04 PM
Author: thirsty chrome haunted graveyard library

how would having a higher net worth make questions regarding why frozen pizza sucks less valid? I obviously understand that getting a full new york pie for 30 bucks would get me better pizza but it would take 45 minutes and I cannot eat all of that so it is wasteful in the instances where I am lazy and want pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49358782)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:09 PM
Author: Flirting blathering background story

You appear to have 0 understanding of business or economics. I assume you are relatively poor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49358793)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:10 PM
Author: thirsty chrome haunted graveyard library

I know you can spend more for a frozen pizza than one from dominos and it seems like at that point you could match fucking dominos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49358794)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:26 PM
Author: laughsome dragon location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49358816)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 1:47 AM
Author: vigorous house-broken candlestick maker organic girlfriend

He's not asking why good frozen pizza isn't available at Tombstone prices, but why good frozen pizza doesn't exist at all.

If I can buy a hot pizza from Pizza Hut for the price of a mediocre frozen California Pizza Kitchen pizza, I should be able to buy a decent frozen pizza for a few dollars more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49358997)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 1:59 AM
Author: thirsty chrome haunted graveyard library

finally, a non retard in the thread, this is precisely the question, why ought I not be able to purchase the equivalent of a pizza hut thin crust pizza frozen?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49359010)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:27 PM
Author: Erotic french chef ticket booth

Frozen pizza with “meat sauce” and sweet corn sounds TTT. Maybe pizza isn’t really your thing.

Try frozen TGI Fridays apps, they are surprisingly good if you don’t microwave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49358817)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:34 PM
Author: thirsty chrome haunted graveyard library

my point is the process, you can freeze a tomato sauce to no ill effect, why can't they do that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49358827)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: topaz provocative elastic band

It's hard to get the ingredients all back to the appropriate temperature from frozen. The bread touches the oven and cooks at a different rate than the sauce, versus the cheese which faces the heat element and needs to melt (rather than crisp up).

With that said, it's fine and you can actually get a decent vacuum sealed frozen neopolitan pizza from Roberta's or Table 87. You'll pay for it, but it's better than digiorno or whatever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49358789)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:09 PM
Author: thirsty chrome haunted graveyard library

this is the part I disagree with, I have no issue with the cooking or the temps, you can get the crust crisped up nicely on plenty of them, but the sauce and cheese are almost inedible and I think they could literally just freeze a can tomato puree and some store brand mozzerlla and do better flavor wise, texture really isn't that far off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49358792)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:26 PM
Author: Odious low-t rigor nursing home

once i started making homemade pizza from absolute scratch, 10+ years ago, hvae never looked back. Join us, op. Free your pizza mind.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49358815)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:35 PM
Author: thirsty chrome haunted graveyard library

I've made a few attempts but you need to ferment your dough overnight and that also defeats the point of having pizza in 20 minutes if you are lazy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49358829)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 9:14 AM
Author: topaz provocative elastic band

Make dough in batches and freeze it in deli cups. You can thaw those by leaving them out 3-4 hours or putting in a warm water bath for an hour (which will be needed to warm your oven up to 550 anyway if it has a pizza stone in it.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49359257)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 9:21 AM
Author: Poppy Market Dingle Berry

“Make dough in batches and freeze it in deli cups.”

Let me stop you right there hoss lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49359267)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 7:14 AM
Author: appetizing massive filthpig space

Frozen: mama bosso pepperoni

Hack: you can buy pizzeria pizza and freeze it yourself (let it cool first, then wrap in freezer or parchment paper). It lasts for 6+ months and reheats from frozen to 90% as good as fresh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49359105)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: Shivering national security agency state

Without a vacuum sealer anything turns to inedible shit in your freezer in under a month

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49360405)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: appetizing massive filthpig space

Maybe if you're a dirty bitch with a bunch of gross, rancid air in it. Otherwise, you're totally wrong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49360428)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 7:15 AM
Author: puce cracking messiness

Idk man why isn't everything frozen? Why don't good restaurants just make dishes in advance and freeze them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49359106)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 7:36 AM
Author: demanding startling hell factory reset button

(alfred sysco circa 1952)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49359121)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 7:43 AM
Author: puce cracking messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49359132)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: Poppy Market Dingle Berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49359272)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Beta saffron newt

.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49360394)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: Poppy Market Dingle Berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49359269)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 7:38 AM
Author: demanding startling hell factory reset button

costco motor city detriot style and french bread pizzas are quite goods frozen. as zarathustra explained a frozen traditional thin crust is difficult, but thick crust styles turn out ok

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49359123)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 7:46 AM
Author: appetizing massive filthpig space

Motherfucker no it's not. I regularly buy tavern style pies and freeze them myself. They reheat to damn near the quality as when originally served

400 degrees convection bake directly on the rack for 11 minutes to reheat frozen slices

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49359135)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 7:53 AM
Author: demanding startling hell factory reset button

"tavern style"

outed as chicagoan and pizza opinions can be safely ignored

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49359142)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 7:39 AM
Author: Arrogant telephone

Domino's is like$7 and way better than a frozen or a handmade garbage pizza. People should never ever discuss this issue again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49359124)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 7:55 AM
Author: Hairraiser seedy rigpig

Digiorno’s is a fine pie. damn fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49359145)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 7:56 AM
Author: puce cracking messiness

Red Baron is a pizza style of its own imo why try to beat "fresh" pizzas (you won't) instead of just changing the game

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49359148)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: Poppy Market Dingle Berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49359273)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 9:00 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Bright Pocket Flask Locale

The customer base is 100% people who can’t get their shit together sufficiently to order Dominos. Why would the product be good?

The correct answer is to plan 1 hour ahead and order a pizza when you want one. You can reheat pizza if delivery guy is slow or you have no one to help you eat it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49359217)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 2:48 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle federal kitchen

Frozen pizza is fine if you’re going into the experience with the understand that what you’re eating isn’t pizza. It’s something else entirely and not bad in the right circumstances.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49360102)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: stirring office hunting ground

Digiorno etc aren't even that bad.

Anyway some of it is because of You. You have to know exactly how long to cook it and potentially when to turn/rotate it. Using a non-pizza-oven is already going to give you a questionable outcome no matter how good the dough is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49360388)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 5:52 PM
Author: splenetic pervert

OP really found a lot of autistic concrete thinkers with this thread. Very impressive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49360397)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: thirsty chrome haunted graveyard library

and not a single one of them even attempted to answer the OP, they just flapped their arms and shouted "of course frozen pizza is bad" without any critical thought as to why that must be the case

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49360432)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 6:21 PM
Author: splenetic pervert

Sometimes a thread reveals how many people here are deeply autistic / ESL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49360451)