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Friend has a hilarious failed business he spent his entire life savings on

Just found out about this from my wife cause she heard all t...
Histrionic telephone
  01/16/26
:(
adventurous sooty center
  01/16/26
That’s a really terrible idea. People are lunatics.
hairraiser elite resort sneaky criminal
  01/16/26
The wife divorced him because of this or was the marriage al...
Aromatic Den Turdskin
  01/16/26
100% because of this, they have 2 young girls
Histrionic telephone
  01/16/26
Can any matrimonial bros advise how divorce works in this sc...
racy senate
  01/17/26
I'm an expert in this. The first thing that will happen i...
insanely creepy yarmulke dilemma
  01/17/26
I have only ever seen this kind of thread on XO
Pale glittery private investor associate
  01/16/26
Not sure where you'd see a thread of any kind other than xo ...
Vibrant box office
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Histrionic telephone
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Floppy Persian Partner
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appetizing generalized bond
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Titillating Dog Poop Hell
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Trip principal's office
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curious heaven
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Dun Crackhouse
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Vivacious People Who Are Hurt Volcanic Crater
  01/16/26
About as dumb as anything I've ever heard for so many reason...
Hyperventilating black university
  01/16/26
Bloody heroic
Pontificating step-uncle's house
  01/16/26
what did he price his product at?
spectacular self-centered cuck mediation
  01/16/26
how tall is he?
tan space
  01/16/26
5'10
Histrionic telephone
  01/16/26
Why did you bury the lede.
Hyperventilating black university
  01/16/26
cq
tan space
  01/16/26
Is that why his business failed or why his marriage failed?
Pale glittery private investor associate
  01/16/26
I would say so.
Pale glittery private investor associate
  01/16/26
yes.
Fluffy Irradiated Native
  01/16/26
Wow what a story! So anyway, how’s your sex life?
disturbing lavender kitchen dragon
  01/16/26
flame
Amethyst Nighttime New Version Coldplay Fan
  01/16/26
Not flame
Histrionic telephone
  01/16/26
link a manufacturer willing to make nicotine poisoned beef j...
Amethyst Nighttime New Version Coldplay Fan
  01/16/26
there’s tons
tan space
  01/16/26
...
Histrionic telephone
  01/16/26
cr. the beef jerky manufacturing industry is notorious for p...
Fluffy Irradiated Native
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Histrionic telephone
  01/17/26
I haven’t seen the inside of a gym for a few months no...
cyan zombie-like pozpig
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Dun Crackhouse
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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:09 PM
Author: Histrionic telephone

Just found out about this from my wife cause she heard all the details at lunch with the mom group. The dudes wife finally divorced him. He was an employee at Nvidia and cashed out all his stocks to start a business selling beef jerky dip chew cans, but the jerky had nicotine. The idea was zyn with protein for people who lift weights and do sports etc.

They all tried it and said it was disgusting and like 50% of people who ate it threw up. They couldn't find a buyer and also the company he outsourced it to ripped off his idea and undercut him for way less anyway. Spent millions on this shit and has a few storage lockers full of cans of it. He still brings it around to gas stations trying to get owners to sell it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49594779)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:15 PM
Author: adventurous sooty center

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49594800)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:16 PM
Author: hairraiser elite resort sneaky criminal

That’s a really terrible idea. People are lunatics.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49594803)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:18 PM
Author: Aromatic Den Turdskin

The wife divorced him because of this or was the marriage already going downhill?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49594808)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:18 PM
Author: Histrionic telephone

100% because of this, they have 2 young girls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49594811)



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Date: January 17th, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: racy senate

Can any matrimonial bros advise how divorce works in this scenario where the couple previously had a modest fortune to split up with steady income but now all that's left is some pallets of poison jerky with no steady income (let's assume wife doesn't/didn't work)? Can judge look at earnings "potential" to order a ridiculous alimony/child support payment? Do they just split the jerky "business" and inventory 50/50 and she gets child support and the house?

Relevant to my interests--thinking of retiring from biglaw in my early 40s and do nothing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49596162)



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Date: January 17th, 2026 10:22 AM
Author: insanely creepy yarmulke dilemma

I'm an expert in this.

The first thing that will happen is that the judge will lock her in a closet and tell her she can't come out to get the kids until she finishes her half of the dip. The next thing that will happen is that the ex husband and judge will high-five and play golf while she pukes her guts out in the closet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49596195)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:18 PM
Author: Pale glittery private investor associate

I have only ever seen this kind of thread on XO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49594810)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:23 PM
Author: Vibrant box office

Not sure where you'd see a thread of any kind other than xo but this is the only website I use. Well this one and autoadmit.com

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49594818)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:23 PM
Author: Histrionic telephone



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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:27 PM
Author: Floppy Persian Partner



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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:28 PM
Author: appetizing generalized bond



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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:33 PM
Author: Titillating Dog Poop Hell



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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: Trip principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49594857)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 6:02 PM
Author: curious heaven



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Date: January 16th, 2026 7:32 PM
Author: Dun Crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49595182)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 7:35 PM
Author: Vivacious People Who Are Hurt Volcanic Crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49595190)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: Hyperventilating black university

About as dumb as anything I've ever heard for so many reasons. For one, the guy had already Made It just by working at NVIDIA. But moreso that he bought so much inventory before he had a product the market wanted at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49594814)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:25 PM
Author: Pontificating step-uncle's house

Bloody heroic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49594821)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:27 PM
Author: spectacular self-centered cuck mediation

what did he price his product at?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49594824)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:27 PM
Author: tan space

how tall is he?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49594828)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:28 PM
Author: Histrionic telephone

5'10

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49594829)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:29 PM
Author: Hyperventilating black university

Why did you bury the lede.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49594832)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:29 PM
Author: tan space

cq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49594834)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:34 PM
Author: Pale glittery private investor associate

Is that why his business failed or why his marriage failed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49594843)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:35 PM
Author: Pale glittery private investor associate

I would say so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49594845)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 7:32 PM
Author: Fluffy Irradiated Native

yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49595178)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:55 PM
Author: disturbing lavender kitchen dragon

Wow what a story! So anyway, how’s your sex life?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49594894)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 6:05 PM
Author: Amethyst Nighttime New Version Coldplay Fan

flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49594926)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 6:07 PM
Author: Histrionic telephone

Not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49594933)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 6:49 PM
Author: Amethyst Nighttime New Version Coldplay Fan

link a manufacturer willing to make nicotine poisoned beef jerky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49595033)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 6:51 PM
Author: tan space

there’s tons

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49595044)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 7:14 PM
Author: Histrionic telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49595140)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 7:32 PM
Author: Fluffy Irradiated Native

cr. the beef jerky manufacturing industry is notorious for prioritizing customer well-being.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49595183)



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Date: January 17th, 2026 2:14 AM
Author: Histrionic telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49595877)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 7:24 PM
Author: cyan zombie-like pozpig

I haven’t seen the inside of a gym for a few months now, but I feel like if this tasted good it might be a good product for retards and meatheads (a decent sized market)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49595157)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 7:33 PM
Author: Dun Crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49595186)