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Impending layoffs at my Tech firm, AMA
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Date: March 2nd, 2026 1:01 PM Author: Claret Jewess Windowlicker At a Tech firm where we have impending layoffs in the next 3 months. 10-30% expected. AMA. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49708329) |
Date: March 2nd, 2026 1:08 PM Author: ivory organic girlfriend Size of company? What do you do? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49708352) |
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Date: March 2nd, 2026 1:15 PM Author: Startling Glittery Resort Idea He Suggested He poasts (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49708368) |
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Date: March 2nd, 2026 1:17 PM Author: Wine Trip Deer Antler (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49708376) |
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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:18 PM Author: ...,....,,........ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49728488) |
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Date: March 2nd, 2026 1:15 PM Author: Claret Jewess Windowlicker I'm an Engineering Manager. Mid-size Bay Area Tech company. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49708370) |
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Date: March 2nd, 2026 1:15 PM Author: Startling Glittery Resort Idea He Suggested We don't "AMA" here, champ. We Take Questions. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49708371) |
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Date: March 2nd, 2026 1:16 PM Author: Claret Jewess Windowlicker Thank for the feedback. Let's sync again during tomorrow's stand-up. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49708373) |
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Date: March 2nd, 2026 1:17 PM Author: Wine Trip Deer Antler (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49708377) |
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Date: March 2nd, 2026 1:24 PM Author: Startling Glittery Resort Idea He Suggested Who is getting axed? Just a general cut across the company, specific teams, entry level engineers, middle management, etc.? Why the huge range (10% is pretty different than 30%)? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49708397) |
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Date: March 2nd, 2026 3:24 PM Author: Claret Jewess Windowlicker Company is in bad shape. Cuts are across the board, and include SLT. Senior leaders are running around like headless chickens. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49708741) |
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Date: March 2nd, 2026 3:43 PM Author: Startling Glittery Resort Idea He Suggested Sucks, ZIRP really collectively fried the brains of seemingly every tech C-suite in the country. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49708795) |
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Date: March 2nd, 2026 9:56 PM Author: Claret Jewess Windowlicker Absolutely, we are not as bad as Block who is basically returning to pre Covid levels. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49709895) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2026 9:34 AM Author: provocative salmon theatre alpha So Block is not cutting half the workforce because of AI? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49710922) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2026 10:03 AM Author: Startling Glittery Resort Idea He Suggested No, because they massively overhired. Same shit that happened to Twitter (which he also ran). AI is just the excuse to save face; and tbf it's not entirely incorrect, but they would be cutting staff to appease shareholders even in a world where LLMs didn't exist (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49710992) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2026 12:12 PM Author: Claret Jewess Windowlicker This ^. Expect another 10-15% of tech layoffs thru 2026 via various means. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49711484) |
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Date: March 9th, 2026 11:51 AM Author: .....;;,,.........;.;.;.;.,;,;,;.;.;,; CR. But counterintuitively this idiotic war of choice soil crisis is going to boost SaaS valuations because it’s an industry with no moving atoms in its supply chains or go to market, and the huge recession it will cause will reinstate ZIRP. So most of these companies are going to rehire in mid-late 2027. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49728406) |
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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:19 PM Author: ...,....,,........ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49728506) |
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Date: March 2nd, 2026 1:26 PM Author: dashing brunch Because of ai? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49708413) |
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Date: March 2nd, 2026 3:25 PM Author: Claret Jewess Windowlicker Nothing to do with AI. Company is in bad shape. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49708745) |
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Date: March 2nd, 2026 3:33 PM Author: Pink really tough guy doctorate What does the company do? How much time do you spend gulc gulcing your boss? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49708767) |
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Date: March 2nd, 2026 7:30 PM Author: Claret Jewess Windowlicker That would be doxing myself. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49709384) |
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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:29 PM Author: :;;::::;;;:;:;:;;;:;;;;:::: I am at a SAAS company that is in the productivity domain. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49728569) |
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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:24 PM Author: So we looked at the data (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49728536) |
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Date: March 9th, 2026 11:41 AM Author: :;;::::;;;:;:;:;;;:;;;;:::: We are running around like headless chickens trying to show impact. All the higher-ups are worried. We're a lifestyle company that is now scared since we're going thru imminent layoffs and folks are worried they won't get another job.
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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:14 PM Author: Nude Karlstack (🧐) what's a "lifestyle company"? like the gen Z boss ladies? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49728470) |
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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:27 PM Author: :;;::::;;;:;:;:;;;:;;;;:::: Majority of leadership doesn't care about the product or customers, they are looking for a place to "work" and build their bank balance without working too hard. That is being upended now. The worst part is the senior leadership team know if they get fired they wont find another job ever.
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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:25 PM Author: ...,....,,........ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49728539) |
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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:22 PM Author: ...,....,,........ But I thought everyone was treated "like family" ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49728522) |