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Date: November 4th, 2016 7:13 PM Author: Titillating home
Met a hung black kid
Turned out to be a crackhead
Paid him to get lost
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3411637&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31804652) |
Date: November 4th, 2016 7:13 PM Author: Titillating home
Sometimes I pretend
To lose my wallet at lunch
When I date a Jew
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3411637&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31804655) |
Date: November 4th, 2016 7:16 PM Author: Titillating home
Fat gross old man said
I was cute enough for him.
Gross old man, for real?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3411637&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31804674) |
Date: November 4th, 2016 7:18 PM Author: Titillating home
My college boyfriend
Left me for an idiot.
Thought I was no fun
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3411637&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31804678)
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Date: November 4th, 2016 7:18 PM Author: Titillating home
Sometimes asian guys
Are cool but mostly they suck
Not in a good way
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3411637&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31804683) |
Date: November 4th, 2016 7:19 PM Author: aggressive market
Alone at 30
Then I met a gassy shrew
Please God kill me now
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3411637&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31804689) |
Date: November 4th, 2016 7:20 PM Author: Titillating home
Got into fistfight
With deranged Georgetown yuppie
From the internet
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3411637&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31804690) |
Date: November 4th, 2016 7:21 PM Author: Titillating home
I don't mind fat guys
But only if they are tops
Fat guy butt is yuck
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3411637&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31804699) |
Date: November 4th, 2016 7:23 PM Author: Titillating home
Friday night. Married.
Want to sneak out and get high
Cruise through Latin hood.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3411637&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31804703) |
Date: November 4th, 2016 7:25 PM Author: Titillating home
Nine inch dick? Where did
You buy that measuring tape?
Sears, Roebuck & Co.?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3411637&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31804715) |
Date: November 4th, 2016 7:28 PM Author: Titillating home
Pot doesn't do much
For me. But if you want to
do poppers that's cool
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3411637&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31804729) |
Date: November 4th, 2016 7:32 PM Author: Titillating home
Went to the movies.
Date's conversation was bad.
Thought talking was rude.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3411637&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31804758) |
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Date: November 4th, 2016 7:35 PM Author: Titillating home
First dates are awkward.
Talk to get to know person.
Too bad, film patrons.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3411637&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31804773) |
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Date: November 4th, 2016 7:37 PM Author: aggressive market
I think that next time
Maybe pick a restaurant
Instead of a film
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3411637&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31804785) |
Date: November 4th, 2016 9:18 PM Author: Titillating home
Stay away from my
Husband, texted the trashy
Jealous lolwoman
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3411637&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31805405) |
Date: November 4th, 2016 9:25 PM Author: Titillating home
Pat Benatar hair
Does not look good on a man.
But he was nice guy.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3411637&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31805473) |
Date: November 4th, 2016 9:29 PM Author: Titillating home
Why do black people
Always live with their grandma?
Fuck in the back room.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3411637&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31805495) |
Date: November 4th, 2016 9:33 PM Author: Titillating home
Twenty-eight is an
Awkward age for father son
Incest roleplay fans.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3411637&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31805522) |
Date: November 4th, 2016 9:41 PM Author: Titillating home
Put your goddamn cat
Outside while we fool around.
It's creeping me out.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3411637&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31805569) |
Date: November 4th, 2016 9:46 PM Author: Titillating home
That beach used to be
Fun, but now the cops drive through.
Get a life, dumb cops.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3411637&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31805610) |
Date: November 4th, 2016 11:30 PM Author: Titillating home
Old man with neck brace
Just lie there and I'll blow you.
Now my neck hurts too.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3411637&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31806149) |
Date: November 4th, 2016 11:34 PM Author: Titillating home
Blind guys are better
Than deaf guys in bed. I think
Only sluts know this.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3411637&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31806171) |
Date: November 5th, 2016 12:11 AM Author: Titillating home
Do you have AIDS? No?
Great! Let's fuck without condoms.
Hey! How'd I get AIDS?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3411637&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31806358) |
Date: November 5th, 2016 12:43 PM Author: Titillating home
Why didn't he call?
He seemed like such a good guy.
Am I just a hole?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3411637&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31808323) |
Date: November 5th, 2016 2:25 PM Author: Titillating home
You are not elite.
Snobbery is middle class.
You're just an asshole.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3411637&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31808970) |
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