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black gf was MAF at Cortana this morning
| Vibrant Magenta Area Liquid Oxygen | 11/06/17 |
| Total Technology Death | 01/23/26 |
| Matthias of Redwall Did Nothing Wrong #Cornflower | 01/23/26 |
| Diverse Wild Temple Headpube | 11/06/17 |
| Vibrant Magenta Area Liquid Oxygen | 11/06/17 |
| Matthias of Redwall Did Nothing Wrong #Cornflower | 01/23/26 |
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Date: November 6th, 2017 10:56 AM Author: Vibrant Magenta Area Liquid Oxygen I brought my Xbox One over there last night and set it all up. I'm going to move into her apartment in January.
So anyways, I set it up and I run a few errands. When I come back she's complaining Cortana doesn't work.
So I try it and Cortana responds immediately. My black gf then concludes Cortana is not responding to her voice so she tries it again and, to her surprise, it worked!
I leave her apartment this morning and when I get home there is a snapchat message. It is my black gf yelling, "CORTANA! CORTANA! CORTANA!" at the TV.
I sent her three snapchats because she hates my snapchats.
The first one was a Starbucks promo one where I'm tandem ice skating with myself. I say in a faux British accent, "So, yeah, you have to make sure you say 'Hey' before you say 'Cortana'".
The second snapchat I just blew her a kiss. You open your mouth and some cat paw or something slaps your mouth and a kiss comes floating out so I sent her that one.
Then I sent her a voicechanger where it makes your mouth all wide and your voice high pitched and I said, "Ok, so to recap: you have to say 'Hey' before you say 'Cortana'."
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Date: January 23rd, 2026 4:43 PM Author: Total Technology Death (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3787138&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49612735) |
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Date: January 23rd, 2026 5:06 PM Author: Matthias of Redwall Did Nothing Wrong #Cornflower (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3787138&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49612824) |
Date: November 6th, 2017 10:59 AM Author: Diverse Wild Temple Headpube how many hours a day does your black gf spend in bitter anger (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3787138&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#34616367) |
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Date: November 6th, 2017 12:09 PM Author: Vibrant Magenta Area Liquid Oxygen Not that many. She's getting much better.
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Date: January 23rd, 2026 4:41 PM Author: Matthias of Redwall Did Nothing Wrong #Cornflower (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3787138&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49612729) |