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Closest I ever came to hooking up with a really hot girl

I was at this bar and I’m 38 this college age chick ta...
Adulterous Pearly Indirect Expression New Version
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How did you have the presence of mind to count the pumps?
mind-boggling ruddy meetinghouse milk
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lol bro you never forget that.
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insane well-lubricated church building partner
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We’ve all been there
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The giver or the taker lol
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At a bar
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Not hygienic
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mind-boggling ruddy meetinghouse milk
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Doesn't sound like you were at all close to hooking up with ...
confused trailer park police squad
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Hence “closest”
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mind-boggling ruddy meetinghouse milk
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If getting buttfucked by a dude is the closest he's ever got...
confused trailer park police squad
  07/26/25
It is what it is.
Copper stage
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I know what to say
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Wow I’m in the presence of 6’7 XOers who hook up...
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that counts! that counts! (nyuug)
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Copper stage
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Woah Cr
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I'm pretty sure something like this has happened to everyone...
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We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts m...
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Can someone please put this into a screamo AI generator with...
black buck-toothed market
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Not jm, House of Worship tp
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I knew just from the title this was a House of Worship threa...
mind-boggling ruddy meetinghouse milk
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(who did it)
180 spot
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Copper stage
  07/26/25
gorgeous story, modern day shakespeare
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  07/26/25
which dad tp
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  07/27/25
better luck next time!
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  07/27/25


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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: Adulterous Pearly Indirect Expression New Version

I was at this bar and I’m 38 this college age chick tan legs frilly Abercrombie miniskirt and blue eyes comes up to me. Flirting for 15 minutes I’m like wtf this is the hottest girl I’ve ever seen.

All of a sudden she says “my BF wants to use you as a prop. You down?”

I assume he’s a cuck so I’m like hell yeah. We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts masturbating looking at me dead in the eye. I should have known. I’m about to lose it in my head in like the second I go in her I’m gonna cum that’s how hot she is.

Then I feel two strong hands on my waist and lifts my butt up. I feel a thick pressure in my anus and three pumps then a warm liquid dripping out of my anus, my ass crack and then down my leg. Then this 6’7 jacked guy (who did it) pushed me aside and goes to his girl no refractory period and starts fucking her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49133071)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:17 PM
Author: mind-boggling ruddy meetinghouse milk

How did you have the presence of mind to count the pumps?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49133354)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: Adulterous Pearly Indirect Expression New Version

lol bro you never forget that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49133360)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:22 PM
Author: Copper stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49133074)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: insane well-lubricated church building partner



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: Razzle Tripping Trump Supporter Ticket Booth

We’ve all been there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49133076)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: Adulterous Pearly Indirect Expression New Version

The giver or the taker lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49133092)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:57 PM
Author: glittery karate lodge

At a bar

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Date: July 26th, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: Copper stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49133162)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:10 PM
Author: Provocative Red Personal Credit Line Area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49133333)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle nofapping corner



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:27 PM
Author: Trip Son Of Senegal



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: nudist office



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: Beady-eyed jet-lagged sandwich roommate



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:51 PM
Author: cordovan pisswyrm



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Adulterous Pearly Indirect Expression New Version



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: Iridescent diverse death wish



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:45 PM
Author: black buck-toothed market



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:49 PM
Author: Maize lay weed whacker



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: Naked marvelous base electric furnace



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: Indigo institution boistinker



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: Titillating plum therapy point



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Date: March 10th, 2026 2:46 PM
Author: Aspie Pickup Line



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Date: March 10th, 2026 2:47 PM
Author: propecia mathematica



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:42 PM
Author: Bateful Hominid

Not hygienic

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Date: July 26th, 2025 6:58 PM
Author: mind-boggling ruddy meetinghouse milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49133318)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: confused trailer park police squad

Doesn't sound like you were at all close to hooking up with a really hot girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49133335)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: Adulterous Pearly Indirect Expression New Version

Hence “closest”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49133341)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: mind-boggling ruddy meetinghouse milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49133351)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: confused trailer park police squad

If getting buttfucked by a dude is the closest he's ever gotten to hooking up with a really hot girl, I don't know what to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49133544)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: Copper stage

It is what it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49133893)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Slap-happy Snowy Organic Girlfriend Center

I know what to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49133943)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 6:56 AM
Author: Adulterous Pearly Indirect Expression New Version

Wow I’m in the presence of 6’7 XOers who hook up with hot girls everyday and don’t get fucked in the behind by their boyfriends!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49134176)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: Hairraiser plaza ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49134955)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: stirring hairy legs

that counts! that counts! (nyuug)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49133340)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:50 PM
Author: Copper stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49133765)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:14 PM
Author: Adventurous Saffron Depressive Useless Brakes

Woah Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49133345)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:46 PM
Author: black buck-toothed market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49133752)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: metal awkward temple

I'm pretty sure something like this has happened to everyone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49133352)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: Iridescent diverse death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49133510)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: Kink-friendly Walnut Dilemma

We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts masturbating looking at me dead in the eye. I should have known.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49133761)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: black buck-toothed market

Can someone please put this into a screamo AI generator with a John Mayer style tune?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49133774)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: Adulterous Pearly Indirect Expression New Version

Not jm, House of Worship tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49133834)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: mind-boggling ruddy meetinghouse milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49133864)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:04 PM
Author: rose ungodly codepig psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49134958)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: mind-boggling ruddy meetinghouse milk

I knew just from the title this was a House of Worship thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49133865)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: 180 spot

(who did it)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49133945)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: Copper stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49133997)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: Fragrant mediation hospital

gorgeous story, modern day shakespeare

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49133978)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 12:31 AM
Author: Umber Excitant Heaven

which dad tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49134037)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:12 PM
Author: unhinged house rigor

better luck next time!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49134975)