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video of Jonathan Franzen "hooping it up"

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twisted odious stage
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9:06 -- Franzen spastically shoots and bricks hilariously 1...
Flesh Useless Stag Film
  02/22/12
man even the first sentence out of his mouth was absurd
pearl aromatic resort
  02/22/12
cr. the woman keeps looking more and more disturbed as th...
Flesh Useless Stag Film
  02/22/12
just threw up in my mouth a lot
Excitant thirsty theatre
  02/22/12
I found the Corrections to be a lot of fun. I can't get thro...
Histrionic Up-to-no-good Public Bath Dingle Berry
  02/22/12
rate Franzen's jump shot, bro
Flesh Useless Stag Film
  02/22/12
I'm not watching the entire video. He seems like a miserable...
Histrionic Up-to-no-good Public Bath Dingle Berry
  02/22/12
u jelly
Flesh Useless Stag Film
  02/22/12
did u try Freedom? I like the Corrections fine but haven't c...
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Thanks for sharing. The picture of the room is astonishing ...
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pearl aromatic resort
  02/23/12
that comment was posted by Franzen
sable seedy business firm
  02/23/12
how someone can write a comment like this and not eat a bull...
indigo hell
  01/20/13
HOLY FUCKING SHIT. WHY DOES THIS PERSON EXIST. IS GOD PLAYIN...
Plum Big Son Of Senegal Hall
  02/23/12
franzen often says he was popular in high school, i have a h...
pearl aromatic resort
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Credited, one look at his jump shot in gym class would have ...
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he looks like he wasn't allowed outside as a child, i'm not ...
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this is the greatest thing about Franzen. he is an egotist. ...
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its crazy how unlikable he is
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cr
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*writes a book about a basketball player* *cannot even boun...
sable seedy business firm
  02/25/12
U mad Chabon?
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pearl aromatic resort
  03/31/12
god fucking damn it
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  03/31/12
great american novelist
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  10/26/12
goddamn u franzen
sable seedy business firm
  10/26/12
Absolutely astonished at how much I don't like him
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Bossy round eye
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i don't understand franzen's self-concept, how he sees himse...
Bossy round eye
  11/20/12
how DOES he see himself?
Plum Big Son Of Senegal Hall
  01/13/13
highly intellectual, "voice of a generation" for s...
Zippy chartreuse address
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Really dont like that guy
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is franzen a crypto racist? i don't have his books in front ...
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lmao, forgot how funny this video is
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lol wtf get off the court son
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Date: February 22nd, 2012 12:13 PM
Author: sable seedy business firm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1N7Duq-rFc&feature=related

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 12:14 PM
Author: twisted odious stage



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 10:58 PM
Author: Flesh Useless Stag Film

9:06 -- Franzen spastically shoots and bricks hilariously

11:50 -- Franzen still dribbling his basketball down the streets of Manhattan

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 10:59 PM
Author: pearl aromatic resort

man even the first sentence out of his mouth was absurd

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:05 PM
Author: Flesh Useless Stag Film

cr.

the woman keeps looking more and more disturbed as the interview goes on. Franzen refuses to make eye contact with her. she stares quizically during his meandering disquisitions with an expression that seems to ask "who is this jackass?"

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:03 PM
Author: Excitant thirsty theatre

just threw up in my mouth a lot

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:04 PM
Author: Histrionic Up-to-no-good Public Bath Dingle Berry

I found the Corrections to be a lot of fun. I can't get through his latest book. Just not that interesting.



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:05 PM
Author: Flesh Useless Stag Film

rate Franzen's jump shot, bro

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:06 PM
Author: Histrionic Up-to-no-good Public Bath Dingle Berry

I'm not watching the entire video. He seems like a miserable person.

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:08 PM
Author: Flesh Useless Stag Film

u jelly

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Date: December 13th, 2015 11:30 PM
Author: pale chapel turdskin

did u try Freedom? I like the Corrections fine but haven't checked out either of those



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 5:32 AM
Author: pearl aromatic resort



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 7:05 AM
Author: Smoky scourge upon the earth tanning salon

Thanks for sharing.

The picture of the room is astonishing but it really explains, no words needed, the depths Franzen is reaching in his books. I also I like his ability to dwell in the present moment (especially dialogues between characters but other situations too) - I think those are the most attractive and "alive" parts in a book - and this room seems to give him the absolute silence - in every sense - to listen patiently to those frail moments and write them so perceptively.

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Date: February 23rd, 2012 6:21 PM
Author: pearl aromatic resort



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 9:52 PM
Author: sable seedy business firm

that comment was posted by Franzen

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Date: January 20th, 2013 4:06 AM
Author: indigo hell

how someone can write a comment like this and not eat a bullet immediately after is a mystery to me

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Date: February 23rd, 2012 9:55 PM
Author: Plum Big Son Of Senegal Hall

HOLY FUCKING SHIT. WHY DOES THIS PERSON EXIST. IS GOD PLAYING A JOKE ON US.

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Date: February 23rd, 2012 10:02 PM
Author: pearl aromatic resort

franzen often says he was popular in high school, i have a hard time believing it with a jump shot like that

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Date: February 23rd, 2012 10:07 PM
Author: Sexy state nibblets

Credited, one look at his jump shot in gym class would have killed any attraction a girl might have had for him and all respect from bros.

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Date: February 23rd, 2012 10:08 PM
Author: pearl aromatic resort

he looks like he wasn't allowed outside as a child, i'm not kidding

i'm no athlete but i can shoot a basketball without looking like an alien

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Date: February 23rd, 2012 10:13 PM
Author: sable seedy business firm

this is the greatest thing about Franzen. he is an egotist. in this video he trashes his ex-wife, basically saying that they divorced because she was jealous of his writing ability. lmao.

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Date: February 24th, 2017 9:56 AM
Author: pearl aromatic resort



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Date: February 25th, 2012 2:02 AM
Author: racy indian lodge foreskin



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Date: February 25th, 2012 2:21 AM
Author: Henna Boyish University Striped Hyena

its crazy how unlikable he is

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Date: May 17th, 2012 12:33 AM
Author: Zippy chartreuse address

cr

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Date: February 25th, 2012 2:23 AM
Author: sable seedy business firm

*writes a book about a basketball player*

*cannot even bounce a basketball*

*is Franzen*

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Date: February 12th, 2013 5:26 PM
Author: splenetic hairraiser school trust fund

U mad Chabon?

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Date: March 31st, 2012 3:47 AM
Author: pearl aromatic resort



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Date: March 31st, 2012 5:19 AM
Author: Passionate talking box office

god fucking damn it

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Date: October 26th, 2012 3:34 AM
Author: pearl aromatic resort

great american novelist

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Date: October 26th, 2012 3:34 AM
Author: Exciting Stage Skinny Woman



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Date: October 26th, 2012 3:41 AM
Author: sable seedy business firm

goddamn u franzen

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Date: November 20th, 2012 10:44 PM
Author: vibrant base travel guidebook

Absolutely astonished at how much I don't like him

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Date: November 20th, 2012 10:48 PM
Author: Bossy round eye



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Date: November 20th, 2012 10:49 PM
Author: Bossy round eye

i don't understand franzen's self-concept, how he sees himself. i hate his books, but i'm fascinated by him psychologically.

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Date: January 13th, 2013 5:49 PM
Author: Plum Big Son Of Senegal Hall

how DOES he see himself?

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Date: January 13th, 2013 5:51 PM
Author: Zippy chartreuse address

highly intellectual, "voice of a generation" for seattle/SF/brooklyn latte \-sippers

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Date: January 19th, 2013 9:58 PM
Author: vibrant base travel guidebook

Really dont like that guy

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Date: January 20th, 2013 4:11 AM
Author: pearl aromatic resort



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Date: January 20th, 2013 4:54 AM
Author: hilarious immigrant

is franzen a crypto racist? i don't have his books in front of me, but i was thinking about this recently.

in The Corrections there is a strange group of passages where the narrator seems to ridicule the work of the woman who grows fresh vegetable gardens w/ inner-city black kids. he basically says: "these kids are too fucking stupid to appreciate middle class values, and this person doesn't realize the futility of her work." then he turns her into one of the most pathetic, debased characters in modern fiction, whose downfall it is suggested is brought about by her essential naivete (referring back to her judgment re: the inner city kids).

then in Freedom, there is the protagonist's father, Ray, a wealthy lawyer who defends indigent minorities. he is portrayed as massively condescending and hateful towards his clients - though at the same time explaining to his daughter that they are innocent victims of the system. his minority clients are characterized as buffoons, whom Ray, the prosecutor, and the Judge (all white) cannot help joining together to laugh at in one scene. confusingly, the novel uses, for this character's final redemption, the image of dozens of these black people and their families, heads bowed, filing silently and reverently into the *BACK* (the symbolism) of the church at his funeral - like they are straight out of To Kill a Mockingbird.

the elite east coast lawyer is glorified and the blacks are kept firmly in their place, as objects of charity that is an instrument for self-aggrandizement of the white elites.

his portrayal of the Indian girl in Freedom has also been called racist, for being so laughably 1-dimensional.

these are the only minorities in any of his books.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#22466947)



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Date: February 12th, 2013 5:38 PM
Author: Exhilarant coral french chef

At the same time, one strongly senses that the descriptions of the Indian girl in Freedom are Franzen just transcribing one of his own obsessive imperialist pedo-crushes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#22624538)



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Date: January 31st, 2013 8:44 PM
Author: Zippy chartreuse address

BOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

BOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

C'mon guys let's drown him out

BOOOOOOOOO

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Date: February 12th, 2013 5:13 PM
Author: vibrant base travel guidebook



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Date: November 18th, 2014 7:31 AM
Author: Heady chestnut newt double fault



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Date: December 13th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: appetizing sickened idiot background story



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Date: February 24th, 2017 9:52 AM
Author: Supple persian school cafeteria



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Date: February 24th, 2017 10:37 AM
Author: splenetic hairraiser school trust fund

lmao, forgot how funny this video is

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Date: February 24th, 2017 10:43 AM
Author: learning disabled ticket booth

lol wtf get off the court son

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Date: December 7th, 2021 8:08 PM
Author: Supple persian school cafeteria



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Author: impertinent milky institution genital piercing



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Date: February 26th, 2026 6:45 PM
Author: Judas Jones



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