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Closest I ever came to hooking up with a really hot girl

I was at this bar and I’m 38 this college age chick ta...
at-the-ready erotic range
  07/26/25
How did you have the presence of mind to count the pumps?
odious fortuitous meteor
  07/26/25
lol bro you never forget that.
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We’ve all been there
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The giver or the taker lol
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At a bar
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Not hygienic
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odious fortuitous meteor
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Doesn't sound like you were at all close to hooking up with ...
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  07/26/25
Hence “closest”
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odious fortuitous meteor
  07/26/25
If getting buttfucked by a dude is the closest he's ever got...
deep blue background story temple
  07/26/25
It is what it is.
mahogany dilemma
  07/26/25
I know what to say
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Wow I’m in the presence of 6’7 XOers who hook up...
at-the-ready erotic range
  07/27/25
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  07/27/25
that counts! that counts! (nyuug)
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mahogany dilemma
  07/26/25
Woah Cr
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I'm pretty sure something like this has happened to everyone...
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We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts m...
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  07/26/25
Can someone please put this into a screamo AI generator with...
vivacious bossy lettuce step-uncle's house
  07/26/25
Not jm, House of Worship tp
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Sticky federal heaven
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I knew just from the title this was a House of Worship threa...
odious fortuitous meteor
  07/26/25
(who did it)
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mahogany dilemma
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gorgeous story, modern day shakespeare
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which dad tp
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  07/27/25
better luck next time!
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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: at-the-ready erotic range

I was at this bar and I’m 38 this college age chick tan legs frilly Abercrombie miniskirt and blue eyes comes up to me. Flirting for 15 minutes I’m like wtf this is the hottest girl I’ve ever seen.

All of a sudden she says “my BF wants to use you as a prop. You down?”

I assume he’s a cuck so I’m like hell yeah. We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts masturbating looking at me dead in the eye. I should have known. I’m about to lose it in my head in like the second I go in her I’m gonna cum that’s how hot she is.

Then I feel two strong hands on my waist and lifts my butt up. I feel a thick pressure in my anus and three pumps then a warm liquid dripping out of my anus, my ass crack and then down my leg. Then this 6’7 jacked guy (who did it) pushed me aside and goes to his girl no refractory period and starts fucking her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49133071)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:17 PM
Author: odious fortuitous meteor

How did you have the presence of mind to count the pumps?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49133354)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: at-the-ready erotic range

lol bro you never forget that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49133360)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:22 PM
Author: mahogany dilemma



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: Lascivious pea-brained mad-dog skullcap elastic band



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: Twinkling hot kitchen

We’ve all been there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49133076)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: at-the-ready erotic range

The giver or the taker lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49133092)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:57 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Location

At a bar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49133140)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: mahogany dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49133162)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:10 PM
Author: carmine metal plaza



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: supple skinny woman institution



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:27 PM
Author: khaki kitty



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: Talented State Patrolman



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: tantric hairraiser sanctuary



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:51 PM
Author: Navy racy rehab



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: at-the-ready erotic range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49133420)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: passionate son of senegal partner



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:45 PM
Author: vivacious bossy lettuce step-uncle's house



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:49 PM
Author: Medicated mauve point



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: Appetizing weed whacker office



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: crusty giraffe useless brakes



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: naked tank



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Date: March 10th, 2026 2:46 PM
Author: Aspie Pickup Line



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Date: March 10th, 2026 2:47 PM
Author: propecia mathematica



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:42 PM
Author: aphrodisiac mother

Not hygienic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49133107)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 6:58 PM
Author: odious fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49133318)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: deep blue background story temple

Doesn't sound like you were at all close to hooking up with a really hot girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49133335)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: at-the-ready erotic range

Hence “closest”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49133341)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: odious fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49133351)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: deep blue background story temple

If getting buttfucked by a dude is the closest he's ever gotten to hooking up with a really hot girl, I don't know what to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49133544)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: mahogany dilemma

It is what it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49133893)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: umber fragrant stag film

I know what to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49133943)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 6:56 AM
Author: at-the-ready erotic range

Wow I’m in the presence of 6’7 XOers who hook up with hot girls everyday and don’t get fucked in the behind by their boyfriends!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49134176)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: Spectacular area faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49134955)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: dun pisswyrm

that counts! that counts! (nyuug)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49133340)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:50 PM
Author: mahogany dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49133765)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:14 PM
Author: big menage preventive strike

Woah Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49133345)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:46 PM
Author: vivacious bossy lettuce step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49133752)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: blathering haunting theatre selfie

I'm pretty sure something like this has happened to everyone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49133352)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: passionate son of senegal partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49133510)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: Marvelous Bonkers Associate

We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts masturbating looking at me dead in the eye. I should have known.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49133761)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: vivacious bossy lettuce step-uncle's house

Can someone please put this into a screamo AI generator with a John Mayer style tune?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49133774)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: at-the-ready erotic range

Not jm, House of Worship tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49133834)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: odious fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49133864)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:04 PM
Author: Sticky federal heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49134958)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: odious fortuitous meteor

I knew just from the title this was a House of Worship thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49133865)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: beta lemon national

(who did it)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49133945)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: mahogany dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49133997)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: Multi-colored cerise electric furnace brunch

gorgeous story, modern day shakespeare

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49133978)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 12:31 AM
Author: angry chrome hospital

which dad tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49134037)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:12 PM
Author: narrow-minded 180 windowlicker

better luck next time!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49134975)