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*you, 37, looking in mirror before wedding, 34 yr old match.com fiance awaits

Her son from previous marriage is the ring bearer
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180. Fucking heartbreaking reality though.
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  01/26/16
This one stings.
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I hate you for this. *devises gory killself method*
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Cr
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hm
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180 thread greatness is rarely recognized in its own time
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it has 30 poasts in 30 minutes. it's pretty well regarded so...
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180
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toxic
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She told me a story about her brother, not flame, that got e...
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what do his professional concerns have to do with this
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A man quickly marries someone he meets off Match at 37, who ...
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"Got evicted...treats him like garbage"
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He figures that if he loses that, he loses her.
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TY bro
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i lol'd
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ljl. my fake name on dating websites is Tyler.
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  01/25/16
DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew
Lime hominid chad
  01/25/16
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why do you think that?
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A DR has a skillset that is way over-demanded. She can jump ...
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i thought they lose their practices and their patients die i...
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DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew
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lol at all the poasters encouraging him
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Update?
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1800000000000 thread
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cr this is poetry
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Describe
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8 DAYS of tours and overpriced restaurants. Didn't go out r...
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Please be flame
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If it makes you feel better about life in general, sure, why...
Bright odious pisswyrm idiot
  01/26/16
are u stil maried
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  01/26/16
yes - 3 years this May
Bright odious pisswyrm idiot
  01/26/16
Desperately need an update on this marriage
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  06/10/24
I dunno man. Not a single thing here has any relation to my ...
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  01/26/16
It creeps up on you, it's so gradual that you really don't n...
Bright odious pisswyrm idiot
  01/26/16
Did you two travel a lot before getting married? What was &...
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  01/26/16
Fuck
self-centered adventurous coffee pot sound barrier
  01/26/16
why did u guys go to Paris. Why did u not drink. why is your...
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  01/26/16
cq's!
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Chimeric DNA slowly eroding her braincells.
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LJL at this flame. My pops was 45 when he married my mom an...
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  01/26/16
except for your autism
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Stirring Bonkers Queen Of The Night Nibblets
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She was 20 years younger. No autism here bro.
Spectacular Rusted Location Candlestick Maker
  01/26/16
(Guy who voluntarily visits xoxohth.com)
titillating walnut stag film
  01/26/16
...
Wine Deranged Range Alpha
  01/26/16
LOL fair
Spectacular Rusted Location Candlestick Maker
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tell your 45 yo mother to post here. enemadood and luis are ...
gas station
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...
bronze medicated shitlib sanctuary
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...
excitant rehab
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...
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...
talented people who are hurt fat ankles
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Mother of the bride, bravely battling Parkinsons, struggling...
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underrated
appetizing mood library
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...
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...
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why would your 34yo future wife be waiting on you shitlib, g...
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...
Bright odious pisswyrm idiot
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...
vigorous nubile church building
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jfc
Avocado Contagious Police Squad Toilet Seat
  01/26/16
...
Jet-lagged Space
  01/26/16
lmao at the dog bit
gas station
  01/26/16
Do you think that it's real or that I made that up?
Bright odious pisswyrm idiot
  01/26/16
fake, she would never trust you with her beloved dog.
vigorous nubile church building
  01/26/16
lol you are the primary caretaker of that dog. You walk it ...
Bright odious pisswyrm idiot
  01/26/16
do u love it
vigorous nubile church building
  01/26/16
I love that fucking dog - that drooling son of a bitch has t...
Bright odious pisswyrm idiot
  01/26/16
...
silver whorehouse
  02/01/16
Nah, it is just hilarious how what's objective BATSHIT behav...
gas station
  01/26/16
My old boss and mentor used to say: there'd be bounties on a...
Bright odious pisswyrm idiot
  01/26/16
...
Flesh public bath pistol
  05/19/16
wtf we had my dog at our wedding :(
Avocado Contagious Police Squad Toilet Seat
  01/26/16
Brother, when I tip back that miller lite this evening, I'll...
Bright odious pisswyrm idiot
  01/26/16
it was my dog (from before we met) and it was a lot of fun :...
Avocado Contagious Police Squad Toilet Seat
  01/26/16
dood, it isn't that rex isn't there. its because OP doesn't ...
gas station
  01/26/16
ok fair im kinda slow today
Avocado Contagious Police Squad Toilet Seat
  01/26/16
this guy gets it
Bright odious pisswyrm idiot
  01/26/16
...
black faggotry
  01/26/16
Only gay doods have this kind of insight into women, which i...
chestnut marketing idea
  01/26/16
it's like your law partner, giving you a 30 second explanati...
Greedy Office
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...
self-centered adventurous coffee pot sound barrier
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diverse deep really tough guy
  01/26/16
*puts gun in mouth*
titillating walnut stag film
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...
violet comical brunch ratface
  01/26/16
*let's you borrow a bullet*
bronze medicated shitlib sanctuary
  01/26/16
JFC
Glassy duck-like den faggot firefighter
  01/26/16
180
Chocolate lay
  01/26/16
...
disgusting keepsake machete
  01/26/16
I was that friend of my buddy getting married recently. Know...
self-centered adventurous coffee pot sound barrier
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Unstoppable current is the best way I've ever heard it expla...
Bright odious pisswyrm idiot
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...
chestnut marketing idea
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...
chestnut marketing idea
  01/26/16
"the love of your life facebook messages you congratula...
razzmatazz blue locale
  01/26/16
Well, she already chewed through one sorry sonofabitch. Law...
Bright odious pisswyrm idiot
  01/26/16
Wait, so your big screed up there was a true story?
razzmatazz blue locale
  01/26/16
...
Bright odious pisswyrm idiot
  01/26/16
mmm hmmm
Bright odious pisswyrm idiot
  01/26/16
Jesus Christ. I'm very, very sorry to hear that. Why ...
razzmatazz blue locale
  01/26/16
180 prior to engagement, 120 the second the ring went on. 1...
Bright odious pisswyrm idiot
  01/26/16
Why didn't you just talk to her after the ring went on and t...
razzmatazz blue locale
  01/26/16
wedding wedding wedding the entire engagement. It became th...
Bright odious pisswyrm idiot
  01/26/16
Did you tell her that this excessive focus was bothering you...
razzmatazz blue locale
  01/26/16
180 twist
Flesh public bath pistol
  01/26/16
...
vigorous nubile church building
  01/26/16
THIS
Stimulating costumed native
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...
olive sex offender incel
  01/26/16
Why would anyone go through with this? Seriously, if I saw...
Wine Deranged Range Alpha
  01/26/16
All that poast told me is that if guys are really concerned ...
razzmatazz blue locale
  01/26/16
No, I would view this differently. The engagement should be ...
Wine Deranged Range Alpha
  01/26/16
I'm probably going to do a clunky job of explaining this ana...
razzmatazz blue locale
  01/26/16
If she isn't ok with a casual wedding then fuck it. Seriou...
Wine Deranged Range Alpha
  01/26/16
Realistically, the kinds of girls who are most likely to be ...
razzmatazz blue locale
  01/26/16
Oh I'd never marry an aging extrovert for many, many reasons...
Wine Deranged Range Alpha
  01/26/16
And a lot of doods who enjoy poasting on internet message bo...
razzmatazz blue locale
  01/26/16
cr. 1,3,4 are all fine with me. but i can see the tomboy in...
ungodly plum mediation
  01/26/16
I wasn't meaning to say that the tomboy in #4 was introverte...
razzmatazz blue locale
  01/27/16
sounds like wife material. highly rational STEM girls.
ungodly plum mediation
  01/27/16
shut the fuck up wedding sushi. just elope
razzle-dazzle sable school gaming laptop
  01/26/16
Eloping is for people whose parents and friends don't approv...
razzmatazz blue locale
  01/26/16
Plenty of people do small casual weddings. You see them in C...
Wine Deranged Range Alpha
  01/26/16
The couple with the 10-year old child did their wedding in C...
razzmatazz blue locale
  01/26/16
Ive dated two girls with mega $$ and the weddings wouldve be...
Spectacular Rusted Location Candlestick Maker
  01/26/16
Even if you have a girl who totally hasn't bought into the w...
razzmatazz blue locale
  01/26/16
I saw a ton of people who were younger, no kids, etc. But ye...
Wine Deranged Range Alpha
  01/26/16
Central Park can offer a gorgeous setup if you like smaller ...
razzmatazz blue locale
  01/26/16
damn bruh you going HAM itt
razzle-dazzle sable school gaming laptop
  01/26/16
180. *GULPS*
cowardly judgmental tanning salon
  01/26/16
fucking damn
Greedy Office
  01/26/16
...
Awkward geriatric giraffe
  01/26/16
180
scarlet point
  01/26/16
Goodbye, XO.
effete volcanic crater twinkling uncleanness
  01/26/16
Alright wish I never made this thread
Flesh public bath pistol
  01/27/16
...
violet comical brunch ratface
  02/01/16
what the fuck was in this?
aqua trailer park
  02/02/16
ur better off not knowing. that shit was toxic
obsidian black woman idea he suggested
  05/19/16
repost please
effete volcanic crater twinkling uncleanness
  09/02/16
I wish I hadn't deleted this - it was a great overshare of m...
Bright odious pisswyrm idiot
  10/21/16
it was absolutely brutal
obsidian black woman idea he suggested
  06/13/17
Toxic..,,flame? No, hits too close to reality for many B...
black faggotry
  01/26/16
tyft brother
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...
vigorous nubile church building
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...
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180.
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...
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brave
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...
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vigorous nubile church building
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Wow, this thread really touched a nerve
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...
effete volcanic crater twinkling uncleanness
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...
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cr
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...
Flesh public bath pistol
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...
Rambunctious corner
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...
Avocado Contagious Police Squad Toilet Seat
  10/21/16
mods please delete
violet comical brunch ratface
  10/21/16
already preserved in the archives
razzle-dazzle sable school gaming laptop
  10/24/16
...
Flesh public bath pistol
  10/24/16
i really like it here
obsidian black woman idea he suggested
  10/24/16
...
vermilion base fortuitous meteor
  10/27/16
...
property
  12/17/16
mods no matter what i'll never date a chick with a kid so...
violet comical brunch ratface
  01/03/17
There were a lot of things single 36 year olds do they said ...
Flesh public bath pistol
  08/24/17
In all seriousness, why is that bad? First, the kid happe...
bawdyhouse
  01/23/17
... ...
fiercely-loyal digit ratio field
  01/23/17
...
Flesh public bath pistol
  07/08/17
Lol
slimy light home
  08/18/17
Holy shit.
mint party of the first part
  01/16/19
...
diverse deep really tough guy
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...
Flesh public bath pistol
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...
Avocado Contagious Police Squad Toilet Seat
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...
Cracking nowag prole
  03/15/17
...
vermilion base fortuitous meteor
  04/02/17
"i made it," he thought.
Grizzly Rigor
  04/02/17
If you're gonna get married, you need to have the ability to...
Mad Cow Disease
  04/02/17
bump for leolenin
confused masturbator casino
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...
Insecure Tank
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...
know-it-all vibrant institution
  06/01/17
*furiously re-installs Bumble, Tinder and Hinge*
drab
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...
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where is corporate slave?
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...
crotch
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...
Avocado Contagious Police Squad Toilet Seat
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...
self-centered adventurous coffee pot sound barrier
  10/27/17
This thread gave me a complex about dating anyone within 3 y...
violet comical brunch ratface
  10/27/17
...
soggy boyish church
  12/26/17
Lol dude. Marrying in your 20s isnt all what its cracked up ...
Overrated
  12/26/17
xo poasters are the ones that marry the emotionally broken s...
Flesh public bath pistol
  12/26/17
Titcr This cousin Im talking about wasnt done with her di...
Overrated
  12/26/17
No offense breh but it sounds like your cousin was the probl...
property
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cr. an "abusive" relationship doesn't turn a sane ...
clear frisky macaca
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...
Wonderful temple
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...
self-centered adventurous coffee pot sound barrier
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...
Flesh public bath pistol
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man seeing thunder collins talk about his batshit wife in re...
French skinny woman
  07/25/18
The signs were, sadly, all there
Flesh public bath pistol
  07/25/18
...
Canary personal credit line
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...
self-centered adventurous coffee pot sound barrier
  01/16/19
Not what I needed right now
Flesh public bath pistol
  01/16/19
...
violet comical brunch ratface
  01/16/19
This thread seemed so cringy to me just 3 years ago, but now...
mint party of the first part
  01/16/19
Jfc
Flesh public bath pistol
  01/16/19
Mods, do your fucking job already. It’s been years.
violet comical brunch ratface
  01/16/19
I hate this thread so fucking much
pink flirting puppy old irish cottage
  01/16/19
I'm 34 and redoubling my efforts to find a wifey this year. ...
ungodly plum mediation
  01/16/19
Obeezy’s future ITT. Sad!!
mauve balding factory reset button
  01/17/19
Obeezy’s recent past*
mauve balding factory reset button
  04/09/19
Never noticed the TC subthread itt. Absolutely devastating
gas station
  01/17/19
Never got the fedora post ITT. Otherwise, 180 content creati...
mauve balding factory reset button
  01/17/19
...
self-centered adventurous coffee pot sound barrier
  04/08/19
...
Harsh offensive
  04/09/19
thread is like me, except it's 27 y/o me marrying a 34 y/o w...
soggy boyish church
  04/09/19
...
mauve balding factory reset button
  04/09/19
Can't stop lol'ing at "men" (like Obeezy) who find...
mauve balding factory reset button
  04/12/19
getting closer to this bros...what once seemed like an edgy ...
Flesh public bath pistol
  06/03/19
37 and 34 --> 41 and 38
sapphire fanboi bbw
  06/03/19
that NYT wedding announcement was something out of horror fi...
Flesh public bath pistol
  06/03/19
...
violet comical brunch ratface
  08/08/19
I have printed this thread and added it to the "book&qu...
gay blood rage windowlicker
  06/03/19
ITT: Biryani tp’s life story
mauve balding factory reset button
  06/03/19
...
diverse deep really tough guy
  08/08/19
Absolutely devastating for board libs.
mauve balding factory reset button
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...
mauve balding factory reset button
  08/12/19
Most of you have now missed this window and are no longer de...
Ebony boiling water knife
  08/12/19
Does that include you?
Dark
  08/12/19
not quite yet but prob soon brother!
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...
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violet comical brunch ratface
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Brilliant misanthropic piazza
  10/11/21
bump
gas station
  03/12/22
...
Avocado Contagious Police Squad Toilet Seat
  01/05/23
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purple shrine feces
  03/20/23
all time thread. xo used to get 500 posts threads that we...
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mental illness of xo 6+ years ago was off the charts. every ...
milky
  10/13/23
...
Flesh public bath pistol
  01/03/24
...
self-centered adventurous coffee pot sound barrier
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purple shrine feces
  07/28/25
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Ozzie Canseco
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Kenneth Play
  12/29/25
Why can’t you freaks get and stay married.
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  12/29/25


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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:54 PM
Author: Flesh public bath pistol

Her son from previous marriage is the ring bearer

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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:08 AM
Author: Filthy kitty cat

180. Fucking heartbreaking reality though.

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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:07 PM
Author: excitant rehab

This one stings.

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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:14 PM
Author: diverse deep really tough guy

I hate you for this.

*devises gory killself method*

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Date: October 24th, 2016 11:27 AM
Author: appetizing mood library

jesus no...

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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:11 AM
Author: Kink-friendly market



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:00 PM
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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:35 AM
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Date: October 14th, 2020 11:12 PM
Author: diverse deep really tough guy



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:54 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:54 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:04 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:54 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:55 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:55 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:57 PM
Author: pearl territorial plaza kitty



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:57 PM
Author: ungodly plum mediation



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:57 PM
Author: Avocado Contagious Police Squad Toilet Seat

you think to yourself, "cant believe it's only been 11 months since we met! it's like fate!"

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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: Wonderful temple



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:32 PM
Author: pearly parlour philosopher-king



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:51 PM
Author: Flesh public bath pistol



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:44 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: lavender exhilarant international law enforcement agency

jesus you guys are fucking brutal

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:47 PM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:09 AM
Author: Filthy kitty cat



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:33 PM
Author: Wine Deranged Range Alpha



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Date: November 27th, 2016 11:55 AM
Author: lemon drunken hell



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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:02 PM
Author: Avocado Contagious Police Squad Toilet Seat



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Date: December 19th, 2017 6:36 PM
Author: know-it-all vibrant institution



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Date: January 24th, 2018 2:14 PM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:07 PM
Author: excitant rehab



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Date: October 24th, 2016 7:29 PM
Author: Sick Spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31718181)



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Date: November 27th, 2016 11:54 AM
Author: Kink-friendly market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#32000450)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:07 PM
Author: Avocado Contagious Police Squad Toilet Seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#32440018)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:56 AM
Author: Cracking nowag prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#32833820)



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Date: April 20th, 2017 2:06 PM
Author: Avocado Contagious Police Squad Toilet Seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#33119532)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 2:26 PM
Author: Avocado Contagious Police Squad Toilet Seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#35445746)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:37 PM
Author: Avocado Contagious Police Squad Toilet Seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#36120413)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:56 PM
Author: Brilliant misanthropic piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43182516)



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Date: March 12th, 2022 2:34 PM
Author: Tan Fear-inspiring Famous Landscape Painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#44136173)



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Date: May 15th, 2022 12:44 PM
Author: Hot roast beef trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#44515653)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 12:16 PM
Author: Hot roast beef trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#47634560)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: tripping stead

ruthless.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29678485)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: Wonderful temple

Brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29678486)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: Turquoise Soul-stirring Gunner Wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#34541852)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: Cerebral dragon pozpig

fuuuuuuuuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29678490)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:59 PM
Author: Irradiated jewess

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29678498)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:01 PM
Author: Arrogant laughsome theater preventive strike

*neckbeards in the crowd tipping their fedoras to you in jest, merely reciprocating how you treated them when you got your Ideal Mating Partner as they leave halfway through the service to slam pizzas and casual afternoon beers*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29678509)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: vivacious salmon pit coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29678514)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:27 PM
Author: Flesh public bath pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29678702)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:42 PM
Author: ruby hateful indian lodge mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29679337)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: Greedy Office

damnit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29678518)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: magical liquid oxygen crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29678522)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:04 PM
Author: Flesh public bath pistol

EDITED too painful to contemplate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29678523)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:04 PM
Author: Avocado Contagious Police Squad Toilet Seat

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29678526)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:09 PM
Author: magical liquid oxygen crackhouse

Cr edit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29678560)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:10 PM
Author: Flesh public bath pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29678571)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: Avocado Contagious Police Squad Toilet Seat

u softbatch TTT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29678581)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:13 PM
Author: Flesh public bath pistol

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29678598)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:58 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle sable school gaming laptop

Put it back I wanna see! The toxicity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29678964)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:52 PM
Author: Unhinged Hairraiser Potus Address

hm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29679986)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:04 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle sable school gaming laptop

it's not that toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29680117)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:58 PM
Author: vigorous nubile church building

wait

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29678967)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:08 PM
Author: excitant rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29683286)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: violet comical brunch ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29678540)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 9:53 AM
Author: Flesh public bath pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29682549)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: Arrogant laughsome theater preventive strike

'we're Match.com compatible'

*wife brushes your arm, visible caustic burns and gangrene several days later*

ps: u died

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29678541)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:08 PM
Author: bipolar charismatic cuckoldry



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:28 PM
Author: tripping stead

180 thread

greatness is rarely recognized in its own time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29678706)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:42 PM
Author: Avocado Contagious Police Squad Toilet Seat

it has 30 poasts in 30 minutes. it's pretty well regarded so far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29678811)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:02 PM
Author: tripping stead

may this most 180 thread receive a cascade of 180s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29679005)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:51 PM
Author: vigorous nubile church building



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:56 PM
Author: know-it-all vibrant institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29678939)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:30 PM
Author: fuchsia abusive messiness



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:34 PM
Author: Greedy Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29679269)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:41 PM
Author: ruby hateful indian lodge mexican

1800000

and i have a match.com GF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29679333)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:05 PM
Author: Flesh public bath pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29679615)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: titillating walnut stag film

Your fiance takes a deep breath and looks in the mirror.

The dress is beautiful (at $3,500, it had better be!). Her...well, she's having a harder time convincing herself. She's been all excited for this special day for months now, but now that it's here, it's just...all hitting her at once, you know? She used to give herself once last glance in the mirror when she was 19 before heading out to the frat parties to "have a good time"--man, what a hot young thing she was in that makeup and those dresses. The guys couldn't get enough of her!

Man, things were just...EASIER then, you know? When she graduated, she was ready to TAKE OVER the marketing world. Executive office, here she comes! But all those stepping stones she had mapped out in her head? They all seemed to go to someone else. Lauren from Product Development. Kelsey with the weird ears. And that bitch Erin. And the sum total of only one promotion and only two raises in twelve years really hits hard when she thinks about the 45, even 50-hour weeks she had to put in sometimes.

And she thought about all those dates she was having for all those years, and, man, did her shine-like-a-diamond optimism get stripped from her pretty quickly. She learned you just can't trust anybody. Throw yourself at them, or make them wait; tell them you love them, or play it cool--no matter what she does, it just seems like all those guys lied about really loving her before they...well, let's be real, they used her. But she's wiser now for it. She knows the world isn't all sunshine and rainbows, and that you have to be careful.

This moment is also the second time the name "Tyler Devine" is running through your fiance's head today. You don't know the name because she waved off your questions on the third date with "the past is the past," but he's the guy that's running through her head every couple of months when you catch her looking up from her magazine in bed and just staring at the wall. And yes, her answer to what she's thinking about will always be "nothing." They didn't work out, but, you know, everything happens for a reason. And she hasn't seen him in years, of course. She wonders what he's up to. She'll never mention this to you, but the last thing she does before heading out that door is look up his Facebook profile. He's held up really well, she thinks. Guess the girl in his profile picture is the lucky lady.

So okay, maybe this isn't the *conventional* path to how she got here. But she should feel lucky, right? After all, you're nice. You make a decent salary. You guys share some of the same hobbies. And she thinks you'd make a decent father one day, if, fingers crossed, everything is still a-okay in that department. I mean, OF COURSE she's lucky--you know, some women never find anyone at all.

One last deep breath.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29679746)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:27 PM
Author: Flesh public bath pistol

Fucking 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29679788)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:28 PM
Author: Chest-beating ladyboy area

Try more like $8k for the dress. $3500 is you getting off easy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29679796)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:00 PM
Author: swollen mind-boggling orchestra pit elastic band



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:31 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone blathering immigrant

MASTERful work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29679815)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:43 PM
Author: Cerebral dragon pozpig



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:47 PM
Author: Awkward geriatric giraffe



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:03 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle sable school gaming laptop

damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29680090)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: bronze medicated shitlib sanctuary



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: Claret wild principal's office mad-dog skullcap



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: Saffron exciting hall

O LORD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29680205)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: Underhanded double fault hospital

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29680268)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: Lime hominid chad

180 KILLSHOT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29680314)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: effete volcanic crater twinkling uncleanness

*sets ThinkPad on fire*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29680340)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:30 PM
Author: magical liquid oxygen crackhouse



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:32 PM
Author: Flesh public bath pistol

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29680420)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:36 PM
Author: Glittery Community Account



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: excitant rehab



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:00 PM
Author: bronze medicated shitlib sanctuary



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: Wine Deranged Range Alpha



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Date: February 15th, 2016 3:33 PM
Author: Flesh public bath pistol



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:31 PM
Author: talented people who are hurt fat ankles



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: Big demanding center quadroon



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:43 PM
Author: curious jade main people station



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:00 PM
Author: Flesh public bath pistol



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:23 PM
Author: Beady-eyed infuriating dilemma



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:01 PM
Author: Flesh public bath pistol



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:56 PM
Author: Flesh public bath pistol



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Date: February 18th, 2022 12:47 PM
Author: purple shrine feces



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Date: October 13th, 2023 12:30 PM
Author: aphrodisiac naked stage pervert



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:30 PM
Author: lavender exhilarant international law enforcement agency

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29680383)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: Greedy Office

In on an all time greatest level xoxo thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29680783)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:13 AM
Author: dun voyeur

ouch

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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:19 AM
Author: flushed motley meetinghouse deer antler

poison

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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:07 AM
Author: Aromatic Step-uncle's House



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:12 AM
Author: Filthy kitty cat

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29682024)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:20 AM
Author: vigorous nubile church building



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:06 PM
Author: razzmatazz blue locale

Amazing.

Though $3,500 for a dress? Try $10,000+ if we're talking mid 30s MFH shrew brides.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29683275)



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Date: January 30th, 2016 3:41 PM
Author: Marvelous abnormal menage

just want to point out that after reading one of the most penetrating, insightful, acerbic, and downright captivating XO posts of the year, grace kelly's only reaction was to think about the inaccurate description of wedding dress striving.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29714619)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: excitant rehab

Christ. FATALITY.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29683299)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:21 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle sable school gaming laptop

how very apt and unsurprising that Rudolph would be the one poster in this subthread to prefer his woman to be fatality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31696500)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:40 PM
Author: Apoplectic useless brakes

lol u poor bastards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29683525)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:12 PM
Author: Bright odious pisswyrm idiot

I may go home from work and take the rest of the day after that one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29684217)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:24 PM
Author: Cream 180 hissy fit

RIP brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31509905)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:23 PM
Author: aphrodisiac naked stage pervert



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:17 AM
Author: Wine Deranged Range Alpha



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:15 PM
Author: diverse deep really tough guy

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29684240)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:23 PM
Author: Wine Deranged Range Alpha



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:31 AM
Author: Arousing Chartreuse Heaven Clown

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29690331)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 2:59 PM
Author: know-it-all vibrant institution



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Date: January 30th, 2016 7:09 PM
Author: Flesh public bath pistol



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Date: February 1st, 2016 9:38 AM
Author: aqua trailer park

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29726734)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:34 PM
Author: aqua trailer park

but he's the guy that's running through her head every couple of months when you catch her looking up from her magazine in bed and just staring at the wall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29740482)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:38 PM
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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:09 AM
Author: lascivious state background story

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29888868)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:13 AM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29888912)



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Date: February 24th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: Concupiscible buck-toothed business firm internal respiration

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29909715)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 7:36 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31718233)



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Date: December 17th, 2016 1:34 PM
Author: vermilion base fortuitous meteor

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#32165325)



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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:46 AM
Author: House-broken Racy Yarmulke Set

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#32287948)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:13 PM
Author: confused masturbator casino

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#32440078)



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Date: March 13th, 2017 11:19 AM
Author: Supple dull brethren electric furnace

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#32818287)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:37 PM
Author: self-centered adventurous coffee pot sound barrier



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:37 PM
Author: Big demanding center quadroon

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#33729026)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:01 PM
Author: Swashbuckling useless dysfunction

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#34542693)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 5:06 PM
Author: Very tactful theatre friendly grandma

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#34544010)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:18 PM
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Date: February 20th, 2018 2:29 PM
Author: Stirring Bonkers Queen Of The Night Nibblets

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#35445782)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: cocky filthpig weed whacker



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Date: July 28th, 2025 10:07 AM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49136987)



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Date: December 3rd, 2025 6:12 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:29 PM
Author: dashing irate forum

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29679801)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:47 PM
Author: doobsian splenetic karate

what is this some kind of nightmare horror scenario?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29679945)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:48 PM
Author: Awkward geriatric giraffe

From now on it's going to be trips to Napa every weekend till you try to become a dad at 40!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29679955)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:50 PM
Author: effete volcanic crater twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29679970)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:52 PM
Author: mahogany half-breed nursing home



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:01 PM
Author: Wonderful temple

Alright, this post hit home. I turn 36 this weekend and have been seeing a 31 year old. She is a medical resident and has a Chad sounding ex boyfriend. She was lamenting to me last night the fact that all her friends from college have kids and all the other residents are in long-term relationships or are married. She told me that 33 is considered a "senior mother" now, not 35. Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, but it is also a little sad. You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29680072)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:03 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle sable school gaming laptop

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29680103)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: Wonderful temple

She told me a story about her brother, not flame, that got engaged at 37 to a girl he met off Match after just four months. She is really hot, but got evicted from her apartment and moved in after a month. Dude has basically been supporting her ever since he met here. She is a SAHM that treats him like garbage. The guys puts on a happy face, but complains to his mom about what an albatross she is over him. He has a job at a F500 making bank, but he lives in permanent fear of losing because he would never be able to make as much from any other job. And this woman DEMANDS a lavish lifestyle that she will not contribute to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29680207)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle sable school gaming laptop

what do his professional concerns have to do with this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29680235)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: Wonderful temple

A man quickly marries someone he meets off Match at 37, who is obviously not the right person for him. Now he is living a miserable existence where he has to worry about losing his job and supporting this woman. It is just adds to the misery.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29680262)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: Flesh public bath pistol

Death gotta be easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29680269)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:20 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle sable school gaming laptop

your first post didn't say "obviously wrong person" it said "She is really hot" and that he has control over her insofar as financial leverage.

job fears are forever. his real problem is that the rlsp is unhappy, not that he is 37 or married her after 4 months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29680284)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: Flesh public bath pistol

"Got evicted...treats him like garbage"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29680294)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:22 PM
Author: Spectacular Rusted Location Candlestick Maker

He figures that if he loses that, he loses her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29680304)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle sable school gaming laptop

he shouldn't be with an albatross but there's nothing wrong with financially supporting your partner if there's love

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29680266)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: Wonderful temple

No, but she immediately started using him as her meal ticket. I don't think there is anything wrong with supporting someone you love. But this guy is being taken advantage of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29680306)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:07 PM
Author: titillating walnut stag film

Twist: You were never, at any age, going to do more than "check off enough boxes."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29680152)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: Wonderful temple

Yeah, probably true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29680170)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: titillating walnut stag film

I said this many times before: Give yourself a chance to love her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29680240)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM
Author: Wonderful temple

TY bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29680326)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:45 PM
Author: effete volcanic crater twinkling uncleanness



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:05 PM
Author: orange autistic circlehead

Also, this becomes a completely meaningless exercise the second a baby is born or one of you goes through a relatively serious personal issue (significant but temporary illness, loss of parent, getting fired). Checking boxes is a reasonable proxy for her to try to guess if you're a decent, dependable person and will be up to the task when times are tough. And none of us really know that for sure when we get married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29685945)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 1:38 PM
Author: Turquoise Soul-stirring Gunner Wagecucks

LMAO this post ended up being terrifyingly on-point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#34542578)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 4:28 PM
Author: cyan abode affirmative action



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:02 PM
Author: Flesh public bath pistol



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:32 PM
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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:33 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal digit ratio field

This is what happens when you listen to xo "just do marry and kids bro, Civilization needs you bro!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#34542944)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:00 PM
Author: Stirring Bonkers Queen Of The Night Nibblets

credited advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#36120603)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:14 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle sable school gaming laptop

even more toxic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29680213)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:16 PM
Author: stubborn zombie-like resort

(asshole)

although that is probably true of every man on this board other than RSF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29680247)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle sable school gaming laptop

RSF is dream man for third world female poors. and you can be too!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29680258)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: Stimulating costumed native

i lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29686607)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: Wonderful temple

He doesn't know me at all and is an asshole. But...this is probably true for most people in general. We have an overly romantic conception of marriage. It was a business decision for most of human history and most people settle. Passionate love fades. That is the nature of things.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29680296)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: titillating walnut stag film

We can still find women who really appreciate us brother. It just means you have to stop pining after the 7-8s who have been hit on so many times in their lives that you'll always be compared to someone else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29680310)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle sable school gaming laptop

that was 1975. due to recent trends in online dating, hookup culture, and female hypergamy, even female 3's and 4's have a slew of superior suitors (well, guys who smashed anyway) to compare you unfavorably with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29680362)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:32 PM
Author: Flesh public bath pistol

Cr the earth has been scorched and we are just creating stautes out of ashes

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Date: June 1st, 2017 9:09 PM
Author: heady selfie

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#33450476)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: Wonderful temple



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:08 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle sable school gaming laptop

so what though. man up and put that dick in the hole. fuck the soul out of her, make her forget she ever met tyler or darnell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29680714)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:12 PM
Author: Wonderful temple

Will do my best. TY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29680754)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:16 AM
Author: Filthy kitty cat

ljl. my fake name on dating websites is Tyler.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29682035)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: aphrodisiac naked stage pervert



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM
Author: Lime hominid chad

you are slaying this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29680335)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: Lime hominid chad

DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29680320)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: Wonderful temple

Well we will see if I can hold on to her. I have a feeling she will ding me eventually.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29680348)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: Lime hominid chad

we all have to settle / my only hope is a hot 25 year old kindergarten teacher after I make bank who will let me parasite off her union benefits or marrying a 30 year old doctor who has the skills/income to support my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29680364)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle sable school gaming laptop

why do you think that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29680436)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:46 PM
Author: Lime hominid chad

A DR has a skillset that is way over-demanded. She can jump in and out of a 6-figure career at will. Have kids? Sure. Fuck off and travel? Sure. No matter what, there is enough demand for a US MD that she can always work as much as she wants

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29680554)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle sable school gaming laptop

i thought they lose their practices and their patients die if they, say, go on the lam due to being hunted by mobsters and have to hide away in a motel for a few months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29680784)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: Lime hominid chad

DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29680325)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: Flesh public bath pistol

Brother if she is actually hot this is easily above median outcome. Especially if you had some fun in your 20s.

Youre gonna maek and so am I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29680343)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:10 PM
Author: Wonderful temple

She is hot, legit hot. I am not going to post pics obviously, but that would be the consensus if I did. IF (far from certain she won't realize she can do better and dump me) I end up marrying her, it would be an amazing outcome for me.

TY brother. We are all gonna maeke it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29680725)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle sable school gaming laptop

how can she do better than with you? now go be that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29680760)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:19 PM
Author: Wonderful temple

I am usually not one to put girls on a pedestal. I learned a long time ago how dumb that is. What you are saying is obviously true and appreciated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29680820)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 7:25 AM
Author: crusty parlor

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#38655437)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: Flesh public bath pistol

well you did not maek it and I certainly don't feel confident about my chances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#34543175)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: Avocado Contagious Police Squad Toilet Seat

"Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, "

lol this is what matters. who gives a shit about everything else? stop letting xo toxicity get you down. if u are happy and she is happy then fuck it, be happy together

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29680357)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:29 PM
Author: Flesh public bath pistol

Although I am happy for the bro, it is still classic xo "man I have to settle for a hot doctor with lifelong earning potential and good genes"

Turns out a lot worse for many bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29680372)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle sable school gaming laptop

lmao true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29680438)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 AM
Author: vigorous nubile church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29682074)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 6:06 PM
Author: aphrodisiac naked stage pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#35012399)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:40 PM
Author: Thriller Cheese-eating Mother

Haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#39808783)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: Wonderful temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29680764)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:31 PM
Author: ruby hateful indian lodge mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29680928)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: razzmatazz blue locale

Damn, bro. You've got a hot doctor who's 5 years younger than you on your hands. Don't fuck this up because of your insecurities.

"You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is."

Unless you're marrying your college sweetheart when you're young and still all rosy-eyed about love, many marriage couplings boil down to (1) could we co-parent well together,(2) do we share enough common values and interests to fit into each other's lives without major compromises, and (3) do we enjoy sex with each other. If you're getting anything beyond that, you should consider yourself very lucky.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29683316)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:08 PM
Author: orange autistic circlehead

CR and I would add (4) will this person have my back if I hit a bad patch and can I do the same for her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29685965)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:23 PM
Author: Orchid Provocative Goyim Partner

JFC holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#34541874)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:23 PM
Author: seedy multi-colored chapel

lol at all the poasters encouraging him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#34542854)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:59 PM
Author: Flesh public bath pistol

can someone advise why this poast is notable? did things turn out poorly for thunder collins?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#34543122)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:00 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal digit ratio field

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3775434&mc=417&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#34543129)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:07 PM
Author: Cream 180 hissy fit

Lmao good find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#34543163)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:35 AM
Author: floppy amber garrison dog poop

Lol oh my God

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#38331890)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:03 AM
Author: Apoplectic useless brakes

oh no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#38655565)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 2:22 PM
Author: galvanic locus associate

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#39780168)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:27 PM
Author: confused masturbator casino

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#39808676)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:41 PM
Author: purple shrine feces

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43257805)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: Brindle haunting stage

Devastating. Fuck my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29680274)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:28 PM
Author: Wonderful temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29680900)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:16 PM
Author: know-it-all vibrant institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30516002)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: violet comical brunch ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29680360)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:34 AM
Author: anal dingle berry roommate

I seriously went to a wedding last weekend 34 year old guy marrying match.com fiancee. Won't say any more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29681730)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:50 AM
Author: ruby hateful indian lodge mexican

Will be me

Where the fuck else do you meet people in ur 30s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29681781)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:57 AM
Author: anal dingle berry roommate

Fuck man it was such a sad charade its just too old to be having a wedding. Embarrassing. Just elope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29681795)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:59 AM
Author: ruby hateful indian lodge mexican

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29681800)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:11 PM
Author: excitant rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29683308)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: excitant rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29683324)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:57 AM
Author: anal dingle berry roommate

Bride who has fucked probably 30-40 dudes, unironically wearing white at the wedding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29681796)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:00 AM
Author: dashing irate forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29681801)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:17 AM
Author: sooty adulterous cuck

What is she supposed to do? Wear the pearl colored Chad ropes that have landed on her lower back for 12-14 years?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29681829)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:27 AM
Author: sooty adulterous cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29681848)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:39 PM
Author: Ivory insanely creepy boltzmann cruise ship

Y-...Yes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29683517)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:28 PM
Author: talented people who are hurt fat ankles

You could weave yourself the finest dress from those ropes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29683868)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:31 PM
Author:  gas station

"My GOD!" you scream, when you see her back. "You've been whipped!!"

"Whoops, I guess i didn't wash carefully. Those aren't scars, babe. They are ropes... From the past."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29683886)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: bronze medicated shitlib sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29684778)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:19 AM
Author: Filthy kitty cat

Moral of the story - Don't date women over the age 25, even when in your thirties/ forties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29682052)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:25 AM
Author: vigorous nubile church building

1800000000000 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29682082)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: Avocado Contagious Police Squad Toilet Seat

you examine your profile in the mirror, sucking in your pauch. 'not bad,' you think to yourself, for being 55 lbs heavier than college. 'dad bod is all the rage anyway right? i'm sure my wife will find me sexy and attractive forever. thats why we're getting married'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29683303)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:15 PM
Author:  gas station

"For every year after 29," she tells her bridesmaids, "I was advised to cross one requirement off my list. Jim might not look like much to you, but he's 6' and has a job."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29683341)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:34 PM
Author: Flesh public bath pistol

Lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29683489)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:40 PM
Author: Ivory insanely creepy boltzmann cruise ship

Guess which requirement is the LAST she is willing to part with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29683523)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:36 PM
Author: Indecent Depressive



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:45 PM
Author: Thriller Cheese-eating Mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#39779479)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:16 PM
Author: diverse deep really tough guy



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:22 PM
Author: vigorous nubile church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29684291)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: bronze medicated shitlib sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29684772)



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:05 PM
Author: know-it-all vibrant institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30156366)



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Date: August 9th, 2019 6:41 AM
Author: Bateful ruddy corn cake



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:03 PM
Author: Navy school cafeteria wrinkle

"And the bride and groom have written their own vows?" the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic, handing a wireless mic to the bride with a smile.

She trembles holding the mic, unfolding a slip of paper from her slightly calloused hands, stubbier than they were seven months ago, and less certain than they were seven hours ago.

"We have so much. So much to look to in the future. We have spent so much time without each other, but here we are. Together. Now. And it..."--she chokes here for a moment--"...will last because there is nothing greater than this love we shareatthismoment"--she hastens now, inexplicably, but the tears brimming in her eyes cue the crowd that it is justifiable--"...forever." She drops the paper; it flutters away in the breeze, as the din of a golf mower rises in the background from the seventeenth green.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29683667)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:14 PM
Author: Flesh public bath pistol



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:06 PM
Author: Spectacular Rusted Location Candlestick Maker

LOL this is brilliant work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29684175)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:18 PM
Author: diverse deep really tough guy

Fuck... I wish I possessed this talent.

Great work brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29684259)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 2:00 PM
Author: appetizing mood library



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM
Author: vigorous nubile church building



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: Stimulating costumed native

"the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic"

"She drops the paper; it flutters away in the breeze, as the din of a golf mower rises in the background from the seventeenth green"

JFC

Wish you appeared in these sorts of threads more often friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29686616)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: onyx ticket booth

cr this is poetry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30201794)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:59 AM
Author: Cracking nowag prole



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:57 PM
Author: fishy stock car theater stage

*applause*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#34543111)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 9:03 PM
Author: Brilliant misanthropic piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43182576)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:04 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal digit ratio field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29683679)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:18 PM
Author: vigorous nubile church building



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:19 PM
Author: anal dingle berry roommate

All the women giving IVF advice and tips in the guest registry comment section

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29683797)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:20 PM
Author: vigorous nubile church building

recommending their own IVF doctors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29683802)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:23 PM
Author: Flesh public bath pistol

*googling "resale value of amniocentesis downs test coupon" for the 3 extra left in gift basket*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29683831)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:24 PM
Author: anal dingle berry roommate



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:25 PM
Author: anal dingle berry roommate

packing cialis for the weeklong honeymoon, hoping to get laid at least twice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29683851)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:29 PM
Author: ruby hateful indian lodge mexican



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:49 PM
Author: titillating walnut stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29684049)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:15 PM
Author: Bright odious pisswyrm idiot

Oh man I did this. Worse - I got talked into honeymoon in fucking France

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29684244)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:19 PM
Author: anal dingle berry roommate

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29684270)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:23 PM
Author: Bright odious pisswyrm idiot

8 DAYS of tours and overpriced restaurants. Didn't go out really drinking once. In my last days in Paris, I walked by a few "massage" parlors that looked pretty sketchy, considered checking them out because hey I spent 10k on this honeymoon - I - had - might - as - well - do - something - fun - for - me

FML moments on that trip were plentiful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29684295)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author: anal dingle berry roommate

God damn brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29684303)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author: vigorous nubile church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29684304)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:38 PM
Author: titillating walnut stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29684427)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:50 PM
Author: Flesh public bath pistol

Please be flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29684520)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: Bright odious pisswyrm idiot

If it makes you feel better about life in general, sure, why not - it's all flame. You know what's also a flame? Fucking marriage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29684624)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: Avocado Contagious Police Squad Toilet Seat

are u stil maried

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29684694)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:17 PM
Author: Bright odious pisswyrm idiot

yes - 3 years this May

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29684701)



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Date: June 10th, 2024 1:28 PM
Author: self-centered adventurous coffee pot sound barrier

Desperately need an update on this marriage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#47734478)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: Wine Deranged Range Alpha

I dunno man. Not a single thing here has any relation to my marriage but then again I would never have gone through with it if any bridezilla crap started. Why didn't you back out? It isn't marriage that sucks, it is marrying the wrong person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29685301)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: Bright odious pisswyrm idiot

It creeps up on you, it's so gradual that you really don't notice until things have gotten totally out of control. You try to focus on how awesome things were before this wedding nonsense and try to think about how things will be better after the wedding, it's a lifelong commitment, there are problems but who doesn't have problems, etc. etc.

For the most part, things are fine now, and I can't say that I'm regretful for marrying my wife. Things are pretty chill now. But the wedding process was miserable and the honeymoon was bullshit.

One thing that we don't do is really travel, and a lot of the reason was that the honeymoon was so crappy for me that I don't want to go anywhere with my Wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29685641)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:28 PM
Author: razzmatazz blue locale

Did you two travel a lot before getting married? What was "bullshit" about your honeymoon?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29685696)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:38 PM
Author: self-centered adventurous coffee pot sound barrier

Fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29684899)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:20 PM
Author: violet comical brunch ratface

why did u guys go to Paris. Why did u not drink. why is your wife that way. any other stories?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29685180)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle sable school gaming laptop

cq's!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29685268)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:19 PM
Author: Bright odious pisswyrm idiot

Brother, I can - and will - wifethread on xoxo. http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2413755&mc=273&forum_id=2#24436824

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29686563)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:31 PM
Author: confused masturbator casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#39808717)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:59 AM
Author: Cracking nowag prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#32833828)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:07 PM
Author: Garnet kitchen

Chimeric DNA slowly eroding her braincells.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29684182)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: Spectacular Rusted Location Candlestick Maker

LJL at this flame. My pops was 45 when he married my mom and everything turned out fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29684186)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM
Author: dashing irate forum

except for your autism

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29684273)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:26 PM
Author: Flesh public bath pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29684318)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:27 PM
Author: Stirring Bonkers Queen Of The Night Nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29684324)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:37 PM
Author: Spectacular Rusted Location Candlestick Maker

She was 20 years younger.

No autism here bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29684414)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:39 PM
Author: titillating walnut stag film

(Guy who voluntarily visits xoxohth.com)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29684435)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:32 PM
Author: Wine Deranged Range Alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29685274)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: Spectacular Rusted Location Candlestick Maker

LOL fair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29685581)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:30 PM
Author:  gas station

tell your 45 yo mother to post here. enemadood and luis are available

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29684847)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:24 PM
Author: bronze medicated shitlib sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29684784)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:11 PM
Author: excitant rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#32440058)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 8:00 AM
Author: Cracking nowag prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#32833830)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: talented people who are hurt fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#35446904)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:21 PM
Author: anal dingle berry roommate

Mother of the bride, bravely battling Parkinsons, struggling to stand as the bride enters the chapel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29684280)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: appetizing mood library

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29685673)



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Date: February 15th, 2016 8:03 PM
Author: know-it-all vibrant institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29837939)



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Date: November 27th, 2016 11:54 AM
Author: Kink-friendly market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#32000449)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:40 PM
Author: Sticky sepia codepig patrolman

why would your 34yo future wife be waiting on you shitlib, groom waits for bride

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29684443)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:44 PM
Author: Bright odious pisswyrm idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29684472)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:46 PM
Author: vigorous nubile church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29684475)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:48 PM
Author: Avocado Contagious Police Squad Toilet Seat

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29684501)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:51 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29684532)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:56 PM
Author:  gas station

lmao at the dog bit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29684551)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:04 PM
Author: Bright odious pisswyrm idiot

Do you think that it's real or that I made that up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29684606)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:09 PM
Author: vigorous nubile church building

fake, she would never trust you with her beloved dog.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29684642)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:11 PM
Author: Bright odious pisswyrm idiot

lol you are the primary caretaker of that dog. You walk it every day, you take it fishing with you, you feed it, you pick up its shit. She does nothing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29684656)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:13 PM
Author: vigorous nubile church building

do u love it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29684671)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: Bright odious pisswyrm idiot

I love that fucking dog - that drooling son of a bitch has turned out to be my best friend. He's happy to see me every day when I come home, and the first thing I do when I get home every night is take him and the baby on a walk down to the river - he runs all over the place and is always super happy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29684698)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:12 AM
Author:  silver whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29726837)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:19 PM
Author:  gas station

Nah, it is just hilarious how what's objective BATSHIT behavior gets shrugged off as mildly-worse-than-normal once you have been immunized by a white woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29684716)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: Bright odious pisswyrm idiot

My old boss and mentor used to say: there'd be bounties on all their heads if it wasn't for their pussies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29684725)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:21 PM
Author: Flesh public bath pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30516035)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: Avocado Contagious Police Squad Toilet Seat

wtf we had my dog at our wedding :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29684726)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: Bright odious pisswyrm idiot

Brother, when I tip back that miller lite this evening, I'll raise it to you first in solidarity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29684740)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: Avocado Contagious Police Squad Toilet Seat

it was my dog (from before we met) and it was a lot of fun :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29684751)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author:  gas station

dood, it isn't that rex isn't there. its because OP doesn't love her enough to think about how she would secretly have WANTED rex there, and he ruined her magical day by not surprising her, which drove her to tears

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29684755)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Avocado Contagious Police Squad Toilet Seat

ok fair im kinda slow today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29684771)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Bright odious pisswyrm idiot

this guy gets it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29684774)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:24 PM
Author:  black faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29685212)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:26 PM
Author:  chestnut marketing idea

Only gay doods have this kind of insight into women, which ironically, is completely wasted on them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29685219)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: Greedy Office

it's like your law partner, giving you a 30 second explanation of an assignment and then getting irate at you when you missed several "obvious" issues in your brief.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29685684)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:35 PM
Author: self-centered adventurous coffee pot sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29685734)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:06 PM
Author: diverse deep really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29684620)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: titillating walnut stag film

*puts gun in mouth*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29684633)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:12 PM
Author: violet comical brunch ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29684664)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: bronze medicated shitlib sanctuary

*let's you borrow a bullet*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29684884)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:15 PM
Author: Glassy duck-like den faggot firefighter

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29684689)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:31 PM
Author: Chocolate lay

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29684853)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:43 PM
Author:  disgusting keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29684937)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: self-centered adventurous coffee pot sound barrier

I was that friend of my buddy getting married recently. Knowing he was just getting swept along in an unstoppable current, all the wedding minutiae bullshit. I felt badly for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29684980)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:17 PM
Author: Bright odious pisswyrm idiot

Unstoppable current is the best way I've ever heard it explained.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29685164)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author:  chestnut marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29685270)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author:  chestnut marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29685194)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:19 PM
Author: razzmatazz blue locale

"the love of your life facebook messages you congratulations and that she wishes the best for you"

PROTIP: The 'love of your life' girl will be doing the exact same thing to some dood one day, so no need to worry about her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29685173)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:21 PM
Author: Bright odious pisswyrm idiot

Well, she already chewed through one sorry sonofabitch. Lawyer, too, I wanted to warn him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29685189)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:38 PM
Author: razzmatazz blue locale

Wait, so your big screed up there was a true story?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29685317)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: Bright odious pisswyrm idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29685563)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: Bright odious pisswyrm idiot

mmm hmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29685564)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: razzmatazz blue locale

Jesus Christ.

I'm very, very sorry to hear that.

Why did you even go through with it? Do you love her? What was she like before you put the ring on her?

And no sex for 3 months? Was there at least oral? Like I can't imagine no sex for THREE FUCKING MONTHS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29685582)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: Bright odious pisswyrm idiot

180 prior to engagement, 120 the second the ring went on. 120 first year of marriage.

Since then, we've settled into a decent TTT, like Tulane.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29685611)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:21 PM
Author: razzmatazz blue locale

Why didn't you just talk to her after the ring went on and things went from 180 to 120?

How did she change and in what ways did she go from 180 to 120? Was it just all WEDDING WEDDING WEDDING for the entirety of the engagement, or was there more?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29685643)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: Bright odious pisswyrm idiot

wedding wedding wedding the entire engagement. It became the focus of her life. there was no talking about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29685674)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: razzmatazz blue locale

Did you tell her that this excessive focus was bothering you to the degree that it was?

Sometimes it's up to the non-wedding-obsessed person to sit the other person down and tell them that they're losing sight of the big picture and it's frightening them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29685690)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:12 PM
Author: Flesh public bath pistol

180 twist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29685588)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: vigorous nubile church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29685218)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:06 PM
Author: Stimulating costumed native

THIS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29686942)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: olive sex offender incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29685193)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:29 PM
Author: Wine Deranged Range Alpha

Why would anyone go through with this? Seriously, if I saw wedding planning go in the direction it went I would immediately have called it off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29685253)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:35 PM
Author: razzmatazz blue locale

All that poast told me is that if guys are really concerned about this kind of thing, they should marry a somewhat high-earning spouse (so "She has no real savings so she contributes almost nothing" doesn't happen) and get a 180 wedding planner to minimize stressful admin on wedding day.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29685289)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:40 PM
Author: Wine Deranged Range Alpha

No, I would view this differently. The engagement should be seen as a probationary period. If the bride to be makes it clear that marrying you is all about the wedding and what you can buy her then you NEED to back out. Until you get married all you'll get us some social blowback that you'll easily recover from. After that it gets exponentially worse. And if you let her henpeck you into the wedding, honeymoon, etc before you're even married then you're doomed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29685332)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:43 PM
Author: razzmatazz blue locale

I'm probably going to do a clunky job of explaining this analogy, but here goes.

Girls who are all about the wedding after getting married are like guys who are all about having sex after the first couple of dates. You WANT the girl to be excited about the wedding, just like a girl should WANT a guy to be physically attracted to her and want sex with her. BUT, you don't want sex/wedding to be what the first date/the marriage is all about.

Neither are desirable, but you're stupid and completely deluded if you think it's optimal to find a girl who ISN'T excited about the wedding. And weddings are a beast to plan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29685362)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: Wine Deranged Range Alpha

If she isn't ok with a casual wedding then fuck it. Seriously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29685419)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: razzmatazz blue locale

Realistically, the kinds of girls who are most likely to be OK with small, casual weddings are (1) very young girls who don't have a lot of money and don't have parents who have a lot of money, (2) people who have children and don't want to spend $ on a wedding that could be going to their child, (3) introverts who dislike large parties and don't have a large circle of friends, (4) tomboys who have some masculine preferences and ways of thinking, and don't like the idea of getting dolled up for a frilly, poofy party, and (5) people on their second (or third, fourth, etc) marriage, had the blockbuster party, and have an "ain't nobody got time for that" attitude about the whole thing.

Single doods should limit their dating pool to these kinds of women if they want to limit their financial exposure re: wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29685528)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: Wine Deranged Range Alpha

Oh I'd never marry an aging extrovert for many, many reasons, this being one of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29685612)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: razzmatazz blue locale

And a lot of doods who enjoy poasting on internet message boards tend to be introverts, so it's understandable that they would also not see the fun in a large, expensive party.

But don't shit on people who enjoy such things.

As for the "aging extrovert", I know quite a few of these folks who had big blockbuster first weddings that turned into 120 marriages, and very small second weddings because they were just done with the whole show and already had their "big day".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29685636)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:48 PM
Author: ungodly plum mediation

cr. 1,3,4 are all fine with me. but i can see the tomboy in #4 being just a really practical/rational woman who dislikes large parties but doesn't have a smaller than avg circle of friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29686827)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:27 AM
Author: razzmatazz blue locale

I wasn't meaning to say that the tomboy in #4 was introverted or had a smaller circle of friends. Just that, as you said, she's more practical/rational and isn't as likely to get all wrapped up in the wedding industrial complex.

And there's nothing to say that tomboys dislike large parties or dressing up. I just know girls like this who don't want an engagement ring because they never wear jewelry and dislike rings because they do too much sports and don't want to lose it at the gym; and could find much better uses for $100k than a party where everyone's cunty +1s complain about the beef being too tough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29690324)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 8:49 PM
Author: ungodly plum mediation

sounds like wife material. highly rational STEM girls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29695165)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:42 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle sable school gaming laptop

shut the fuck up wedding sushi. just elope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29685361)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: razzmatazz blue locale

Eloping is for people whose parents and friends don't approve of their wedding. If your parents and friends approve of the wedding, eloping serves no purpose and is kinda selfish.

And no one truly elopes these days. They may have some destination wedding somewhere with a small handful of people (or even just themselves), but then they have a major, blinged out party when they get back.

Of the couples I know who eloped, one was a green card marriage (parents didn't know and friends didn't approve), another was a situation where getting her boyfriend drunk in Vegas was the only way she'd get him to marry her, and the other was a normal, middle-income couple where the groom had a 10-year old child and they wanted to save $$$ (reasonable but atypical).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29685379)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:51 PM
Author: Wine Deranged Range Alpha

Plenty of people do small casual weddings. You see them in Central Park in the summer all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29685435)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: razzmatazz blue locale

The couple with the 10-year old child did their wedding in Central Park and the photos were lovely. It was perfect, just for them. She devotes her whole life to this child and doesn't have a wide circle of friends, so what they did made perfect sense.

But do understand that some people have a larger circle of friends and family and would like their friends and family to celebrate with them. This isn't the hallmark of a sociopathic, high-maintenance spoiled princessy brat, just someone who is somewhat extroverted, cheerful, and has a large social network.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29685535)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:34 PM
Author: Spectacular Rusted Location Candlestick Maker

Ive dated two girls with mega $$ and the weddings wouldve been insane had I not fucked the first relationship up and bailed on the second one. I honestly wouldve preferred just the two of us and a minister but that's not how it works I guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29685725)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:42 PM
Author: razzmatazz blue locale

Even if you have a girl who totally hasn't bought into the wedding industrial complex, you're fighting against the tradition of having her father walk her down the aisle.

Now that my own wedding day is looking more and more like a 'when' and not an 'if', I like the idea of a small ceremony somewhere farflung and awesomely ridiculous over the stereotype wedding at someone's country club or a luxury hotel where the beef is tough and everyone's just waiting for the band to play Don't Stop Believing, just because of the cost savings and the lack of admin. I can't stand organizational clusterfucks and admin, and that's one way to suck the fun out of a party.

But my dad will be there to walk me down the aisle. That's what you're competing with if you just want a "two of us and a minister" setup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29685783)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:00 PM
Author: Wine Deranged Range Alpha

I saw a ton of people who were younger, no kids, etc. But yeah, they were mostly smaller groups.

Personally, I'm weary of extroverted people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29685920)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:23 PM
Author: razzmatazz blue locale

Central Park can offer a gorgeous setup if you like smaller or more casual, come-as-you-are weddings; don't mind a lot of randoms milling about while you're having your ceremony, and are OK with rolling the dice when it comes to weather.

As far as elopements/small wedding setups go, pretty parks are some of the best options and with Central Park you can always hire the back room at Del Posto for 50 of your closest friends after the ceremony for a pimp-ass dinner, and still spend much, much less money than you would have if you did a traditional wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29686041)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle sable school gaming laptop

damn bruh you going HAM itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29685300)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: cowardly judgmental tanning salon

180. *GULPS*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29685635)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: Greedy Office

fucking damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29685670)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:36 PM
Author: Awkward geriatric giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29685737)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:04 PM
Author:  scarlet point

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29686927)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: effete volcanic crater twinkling uncleanness

Goodbye, XO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29688689)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 2:47 PM
Author: Flesh public bath pistol

Alright wish I never made this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29692345)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: violet comical brunch ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29726866)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:36 PM
Author: aqua trailer park

what the fuck was in this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29740505)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:30 PM
Author: obsidian black woman idea he suggested

ur better off not knowing. that shit was toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30516120)



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Date: September 2nd, 2016 3:06 PM
Author: effete volcanic crater twinkling uncleanness

repost please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31322656)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:28 AM
Author: Bright odious pisswyrm idiot

I wish I hadn't deleted this - it was a great overshare of my miserable wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31696577)



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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: obsidian black woman idea he suggested

it was absolutely brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#33545376)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author:  black faggotry

Toxic..,,flame? No, hits too close to reality for many

BRB going to go nowig, become a monk, move to bhutan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29685217)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: Stimulating costumed native

tyft brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29686973)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:20 PM
Author: vigorous nubile church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29686573)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 3:03 PM
Author: Wonderful temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29692473)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 8:41 PM
Author: know-it-all vibrant institution

180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29695105)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 8:19 PM
Author: olive sex offender incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29710038)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:38 AM
Author: vermilion base fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29719332)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 9:54 AM
Author: vigorous nubile church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29726769)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:46 PM
Author: alcoholic private investor

Why do I click these threads? Oh right because we are obsessed with finding the truth. And every time, we find out the truth sucks dick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29740620)



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Date: February 3rd, 2016 5:00 PM
Author: Flesh public bath pistol

brave

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29745733)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: purple shrine feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29888789)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: vigorous nubile church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29888820)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:04 AM
Author: slimy light home

Wow, this thread really touched a nerve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29888829)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: effete volcanic crater twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30011217)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: Flesh public bath pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31509721)



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Date: March 4th, 2016 4:30 PM
Author: Flesh public bath pistol



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: Avocado Contagious Police Squad Toilet Seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30201735)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: fuchsia abusive messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30201798)



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Date: April 20th, 2016 12:30 PM
Author:  gas station

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30311189)



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Date: May 11th, 2016 5:33 PM
Author: purple shrine feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30456427)



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Date: May 11th, 2016 6:34 PM
Author: vigorous nubile church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30456759)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: Flesh public bath pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30728336)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:19 PM
Author: Rambunctious corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31509865)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:19 AM
Author: Avocado Contagious Police Squad Toilet Seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31696480)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:23 AM
Author: violet comical brunch ratface

mods please delete

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31696519)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 11:14 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle sable school gaming laptop

already preserved in the archives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31714898)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: Flesh public bath pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31717973)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 2:02 PM
Author: obsidian black woman idea he suggested

i really like it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31715971)



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Date: October 27th, 2016 1:09 PM
Author: vermilion base fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31738008)



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Date: December 17th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author:  property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#32167609)



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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:13 AM
Author: violet comical brunch ratface

mods

no matter what i'll never date a chick with a kid so at least there's that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#32287873)



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Date: August 24th, 2017 10:57 AM
Author: Flesh public bath pistol

There were a lot of things single 36 year olds do they said they never would, fyi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#34058755)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:50 PM
Author:  bawdyhouse

In all seriousness, why is that bad?

First, the kid happened before she met you, so you weren't cucked.

Second, you get to experience the fun years but pass on the diaper years.

Besides, if you're an XO poster, you probably (a) are smart enough to recognize the silliness about caring whether a child is biologically "yours" as ridiculous, because there's so much randomness already, and (b) have mental illness genes that are better off not passed on.

As long as the kid's not carrying low-IQ Chad Thundercock genes (and the thread said previous marriage, not ONS) it sounds like a winning play.

A kid from an ONS is probably a deal-breaker, though. No way that kid is getting into any schools.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#32440839)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:57 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal digit ratio field

...

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#32440878)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:08 PM
Author: Flesh public bath pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#33728865)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 11:47 AM
Author: slimy light home

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#34018807)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:20 PM
Author:  mint party of the first part

Holy shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#37605655)



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Date: February 11th, 2017 2:01 AM
Author: diverse deep really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#32596246)



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Date: March 13th, 2017 11:07 AM
Author: Flesh public bath pistol



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Date: March 15th, 2017 2:14 AM
Author: Avocado Contagious Police Squad Toilet Seat



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:56 AM
Author: Cracking nowag prole



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:33 AM
Author: vermilion base fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#32973380)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:36 AM
Author: Grizzly Rigor

"i made it," he thought.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#32973392)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 5:55 AM
Author:  Mad Cow Disease

If you're gonna get married, you need to have the ability to semi pick your girl at will to get to know.

If you can't do this, you probably won't ever get enough data to make informed choice.

Don't get married.

Most people should never be married

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#32974083)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 6:11 PM
Author: confused masturbator casino

bump for leolenin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#33449151)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 8:56 PM
Author:  Insecure Tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#33450386)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 8:59 PM
Author: know-it-all vibrant institution



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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: drab

*furiously re-installs Bumble, Tinder and Hinge*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#33545689)



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Date: July 2nd, 2017 2:28 PM
Author: confused masturbator casino



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:40 PM
Author:  lettuce

where is corporate slave?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#33729047)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 11:44 AM
Author:  crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#34018777)



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Date: September 25th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: Avocado Contagious Police Squad Toilet Seat



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:11 PM
Author: self-centered adventurous coffee pot sound barrier



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:19 PM
Author: violet comical brunch ratface

This thread gave me a complex about dating anyone within 3 years of my age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#34541842)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: soggy boyish church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#35011311)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:27 PM
Author: Overrated

Lol dude. Marrying in your 20s isnt all what its cracked up to be. I have about 3 cousins who married when they were 22-24. I lol at them. They hid for YEARS the abusive, nightmarish marriages they were in, because they wanted everyone to believe they were living the 180 life: young, married, happily ever after.

Several years later they finally confessed what they'd been through. One of them tried to kill self twice and became an alcoholic (this is the hottest one). Her husband was a lawyer and took pics of her drunk and puking and had an entire collection ready to be used for child custody. Started a FB page about how he was not allowed to see his own kid. Unbelievable shit. The other 2 are single moms now.

Gave the best years of their lives to crazy ass husbands.

But appearances will be appearances and some people will defend them till the day they die. These ppl I'm talking about were FB megapoasters and poasted every second of "happy" moments they had until it was clear it was all fake. LJL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#35011392)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:30 PM
Author: Flesh public bath pistol

xo poasters are the ones that marry the emotionally broken single mothers the situation you describe created



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#35011407)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:48 PM
Author: Overrated

Titcr

This cousin Im talking about wasnt done with her divorce when she got engaged to a dude from the rehab she was sent to. She's very hot, her parents are rich and she's a nice girl. For whatever reason she just desperately needed to get married before everyone else--and she did at 22. Nearly dies from her mistake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#35011546)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 4:58 PM
Author:  property

No offense breh but it sounds like your cousin was the problem in that marriage. Lawyer dude reasonably gets pissed that the mother of his children wants to go out and drink instead of acting like a wife, becomes "controlling" and "abusive."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#35446889)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:49 PM
Author: clear frisky macaca

cr. an "abusive" relationship doesn't turn a sane person into an alcoholic. the only people who become alcoholics are the ones who were fucked up in the first place, and then it's a chicken/egg situation wrt whether they were "abused" in their adult relationships

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#36120524)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:42 PM
Author: Wonderful temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#36493744)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 5:38 PM
Author: self-centered adventurous coffee pot sound barrier



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:14 PM
Author: Flesh public bath pistol



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:54 PM
Author: French skinny woman

man seeing thunder collins talk about his batshit wife in retrospect is a little sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#36493792)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:55 PM
Author: Flesh public bath pistol

The signs were, sadly, all there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#36493799)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:48 PM
Author: Canary personal credit line



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM
Author: self-centered adventurous coffee pot sound barrier



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM
Author: Flesh public bath pistol

Not what I needed right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#37605618)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: violet comical brunch ratface



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author:  mint party of the first part

This thread seemed so cringy to me just 3 years ago, but now it describes might be a decent outcome for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#37605696)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: Flesh public bath pistol

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#37605700)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: violet comical brunch ratface

Mods, do your fucking job already. It’s been years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#37605671)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:38 PM
Author: pink flirting puppy old irish cottage

I hate this thread so fucking much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#37605749)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 11:17 PM
Author: ungodly plum mediation

I'm 34 and redoubling my efforts to find a wifey this year. This thread scares me. Noticing I'm matching with a lot more 32 year olds and far less women under 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#37605917)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author: mauve balding factory reset button

Obeezy’s future ITT. Sad!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#37606174)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 8:15 AM
Author: mauve balding factory reset button

Obeezy’s recent past*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#38061344)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:42 AM
Author:  gas station

Never noticed the TC subthread itt. Absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#37606311)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:12 PM
Author: mauve balding factory reset button

Never got the fedora post ITT. Otherwise, 180 content creation.

For anyone who ended up or will end up in this position— lol @ you!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#37608100)



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Date: April 8th, 2019 3:45 PM
Author: self-centered adventurous coffee pot sound barrier



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Date: April 9th, 2019 4:01 AM
Author: Harsh offensive



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Date: April 9th, 2019 5:59 AM
Author: soggy boyish church

thread is like me, except it's 27 y/o me marrying a 34 y/o wife

just kidding, i'll be 26!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#38061250)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 8:16 AM
Author: mauve balding factory reset button



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Date: April 12th, 2019 12:54 AM
Author: mauve balding factory reset button

Can't stop lol'ing at "men" (like Obeezy) who find themselves in this position

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#38076981)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:49 AM
Author: Flesh public bath pistol

getting closer to this bros...what once seemed like an edgy joke has become something far more sinister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#38331712)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:56 AM
Author:  sapphire fanboi bbw

37 and 34 --> 41 and 38

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#38331750)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:57 AM
Author: Flesh public bath pistol

that NYT wedding announcement was something out of horror film

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#38331757)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 8:58 AM
Author: violet comical brunch ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#38655549)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:23 AM
Author: gay blood rage windowlicker

I have printed this thread and added it to the "book" to be delivered to my son when he turns 17 should I die before that time.

Good luck all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#38331857)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:31 AM
Author: mauve balding factory reset button

ITT: Biryani tp’s life story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#38331878)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 7:10 AM
Author: diverse deep really tough guy



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:18 AM
Author: mauve balding factory reset button

Absolutely devastating for board libs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#38655608)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:03 AM
Author: mauve balding factory reset button



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author: Ebony boiling water knife

Most of you have now missed this window and are no longer desirable for even the 34 yo match fiancee lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#38673311)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 1:43 AM
Author: Dark

Does that include you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#38673503)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 1:48 AM
Author: Ebony boiling water knife

not quite yet but prob soon brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#38673513)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:42 PM
Author: Ebony boiling water knife



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Date: February 2nd, 2020 11:02 PM
Author: angry frum doctorate



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:32 PM
Author: Avocado Contagious Police Squad Toilet Seat



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:40 PM
Author:  gas station



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Date: September 30th, 2020 7:14 AM
Author:  gas station



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Date: August 27th, 2021 11:15 PM
Author: puce at-the-ready indirect expression



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Date: September 13th, 2021 11:16 AM
Author: Avocado Contagious Police Squad Toilet Seat



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:56 PM
Author: violet comical brunch ratface



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:44 PM
Author: primrose azn



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:47 PM
Author: Brilliant misanthropic piazza



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Date: March 12th, 2022 2:32 PM
Author:  gas station

bump

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Date: January 5th, 2023 5:21 PM
Author: Avocado Contagious Police Squad Toilet Seat



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Date: March 20th, 2023 11:32 AM
Author: purple shrine feces



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Date: October 13th, 2023 12:24 PM
Author:  Opaque New Version

all time thread.

xo used to get 500 posts threads that were mostly orig content, with multiple 100 plus subthreads. 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#46930507)



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Date: October 13th, 2023 2:03 PM
Author: milky

mental illness of xo 6+ years ago was off the charts. every other thread was just suicidal late-20s guys posting blackpill shit trying to get you to join them. they all have kids now so the cycle can continue haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#46931020)



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Date: January 3rd, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: Flesh public bath pistol



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Date: August 9th, 2024 1:49 PM
Author: self-centered adventurous coffee pot sound barrier



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Date: July 28th, 2025 9:43 AM
Author: purple shrine feces



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Date: December 29th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Ozzie Canseco



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Date: December 29th, 2025 5:52 PM
Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 6:25 PM
Author: Rakeokc@mail.com

Why can’t you freaks get and stay married.

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