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Worse: Dabbing grease off pizza or cutting burger in half?

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indecent karate
  07/09/12
Equally retarded
Contagious Cobalt Stage
  08/10/22
Oh man, those are both bad. I think dabbing the grease is p...
Flatulent vengeful site patrolman
  07/09/12
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Concupiscible Very Tactful Piazza
  07/09/12
I cut my burgers in half. Not fast-food burgers, but if I'm...
bull headed abnormal becky
  07/09/12
Are you male?
indecent karate
  07/09/12
yeah. I don't like it when shit falls out of my burger. Cu...
bull headed abnormal becky
  07/09/12
Do you do this to any non-FF burger? Like if you're at a BBQ...
indecent karate
  07/09/12
lol, no, bro. If I'm at FF or standing at a BBQ drinking I'...
bull headed abnormal becky
  07/09/12
do you mean cutting in half and eating one half only? if yes...
Sienna Autistic Dilemma Background Story
  07/09/12
No, I mean cutting it and then eating both halves.
indecent karate
  07/09/12
but that wouldn't take away anything from the burger akin to...
Sienna Autistic Dilemma Background Story
  07/09/12
In a cut burger, the "second" half will be demonst...
indecent karate
  07/09/12
sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in half...
Lake voyeur
  07/09/12
>sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in ...
indecent karate
  07/09/12
they drip down your sleeve or big chunks of topping fall off...
Lake voyeur
  07/09/12
Do you completely avoid the kind of pizza where a half-teasp...
indecent karate
  07/09/12
not entirely. i guess i eat pizza where the grease is sprea...
Lake voyeur
  07/09/12
i didn't realize the grease-dabbing was so looked down upon
big disgusting trump supporter point
  07/09/12
I'm not sure it's universally looked down upon, but in my ex...
indecent karate
  07/09/12
ignore the fat OP bro. dab that grease
Nudist pungent market headpube
  07/09/12
Many fat accusations flying around the bort today.
indecent karate
  07/09/12
sometimes when my jaw unhinges and starts spasming painfully...
Supple saffron gaming laptop
  07/09/12
Dabbing is worse, and this isn't even close.
Hyperactive olive center idea he suggested
  07/09/12
cutting burger in half isn't even that bad
snowy resort
  07/09/12
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Concupiscible Very Tactful Piazza
  07/09/12
Question for OP: why are you such a faggot? If people want ...
bull headed abnormal becky
  07/09/12
(guy who does both)
indecent karate
  07/09/12
stfu
snowy resort
  07/09/12
180
Rusted Cerebral Space
  07/09/12
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demanding pistol juggernaut
  07/13/12
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embarrassed to the bone mint rigor stain
  03/04/25
When I pull up to a Jack in the Box, I always ask for my sou...
slate field
  07/09/12
What about other burgers?
indecent karate
  07/09/12
The Colossus (I think it is the Ultimate Cheeseburger now). ...
slate field
  07/09/12
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Cordovan Degenerate
  07/04/19
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Concupiscible Very Tactful Piazza
  07/13/12
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Cordovan Degenerate
  07/04/19
I dab grease off pizza all the time. Bitch.
henna laughsome associate fortuitous meteor
  07/04/19
cr both are fine
soggy sooty home
  07/04/19
Never understood the point of cutting burger in half. It's ...
Jade athletic conference wagecucks
  07/04/19
Easier to fit the clean edge into mouth ime Also you migh...
soggy sooty home
  07/04/19
Burgers are gross as leftovers no matter how good they were ...
beta coral mental disorder
  03/04/25
lol kike
embarrassed to the bone mint rigor stain
  03/04/25
This is how civilized gentlemen eat.
painfully honest ruddy jew
  07/04/19
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Honey-headed sweet tailpipe gas station
  08/10/22
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Provocative wine azn
  07/24/24
Grease dabbing—are you a 90 iq woman?
opaque vibrant scourge upon the earth theater
  07/24/24
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startling glittery gay wizard
  09/22/24
i dont eat either because im not a slob
charismatic party of the first part
  09/22/24
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beta coral mental disorder
  03/04/25
Burger in half wouldn't catch my eye. Now cutting a donut in...
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  03/04/25
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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:12 PM
Author: indecent karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#21048451)



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Date: August 10th, 2022 4:16 PM
Author: Contagious Cobalt Stage

Equally retarded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#44994540)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:13 PM
Author: Flatulent vengeful site patrolman

Oh man, those are both bad. I think dabbing the grease is probably worse. Cutting the burger can just aid in the consumption; it doesn't change the flavor and consistency of the food.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#21048462)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:44 PM
Author: Concupiscible Very Tactful Piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#21048791)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:14 PM
Author: bull headed abnormal becky

I cut my burgers in half. Not fast-food burgers, but if I'm at a decent joint

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#21048465)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:15 PM
Author: indecent karate

Are you male?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#21048471)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:16 PM
Author: bull headed abnormal becky

yeah. I don't like it when shit falls out of my burger. Cutting in half is a pretty good solution to the problem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#21048480)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:20 PM
Author: indecent karate

Do you do this to any non-FF burger? Like if you're at a BBQ and there are, say, 1/4 pound burgers, are you cutting them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#21048495)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:22 PM
Author: bull headed abnormal becky

lol, no, bro. If I'm at FF or standing at a BBQ drinking I'll just down it.

But if I'm at a bistro taking charge of a delicious kobe beef burger, I cut that motherfucker in half

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#21048499)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:15 PM
Author: Sienna Autistic Dilemma Background Story

do you mean cutting in half and eating one half only? if yes, then grease off pie; if no, then 2 halves of one burger equals said burger whole. QED.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#21048473)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:18 PM
Author: indecent karate

No, I mean cutting it and then eating both halves.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#21048488)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:21 PM
Author: Sienna Autistic Dilemma Background Story

but that wouldn't take away anything from the burger akin to dabbing of the cheese oil.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#21048498)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:22 PM
Author: indecent karate

In a cut burger, the "second" half will be demonstrably colder when you get to it than it would had you kept it whole. Though the question is really more about your threshold for daintiness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#21048502)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:17 PM
Author: Lake voyeur

sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in half. also, good pizza shouldn't have oily cheese.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#21048484)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:27 PM
Author: indecent karate

>sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in half.

Or else what?

>also, good pizza shouldn't have oily cheese.

Yes, but no one only eats "good" pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#21048524)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:40 PM
Author: Lake voyeur

they drip down your sleeve or big chunks of topping fall off.

i eat good pizza all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#21048576)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:41 PM
Author: indecent karate

Do you completely avoid the kind of pizza where a half-teaspoon or so of grease accumulates on the surface?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#21048581)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:45 PM
Author: Lake voyeur

not entirely. i guess i eat pizza where the grease is spread evenly over the cheese and doesn't gather in puddles. so it makes no sense to sop it up. if i saw a large puddle of grease on my pizza i would sop it up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#21048603)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:18 PM
Author: big disgusting trump supporter point

i didn't realize the grease-dabbing was so looked down upon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#21048490)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:23 PM
Author: indecent karate

I'm not sure it's universally looked down upon, but in my experience it's one of those things everyone else at the table kind of stops and watches for a couple of seconds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#21048511)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:30 PM
Author: Nudist pungent market headpube

ignore the fat OP bro. dab that grease

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#21048536)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:32 PM
Author: indecent karate

Many fat accusations flying around the bort today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#21048550)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: Supple saffron gaming laptop

sometimes when my jaw unhinges and starts spasming painfully i think i should have cut my burger in half. I never wish i was a pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#21048639)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:36 PM
Author: Hyperactive olive center idea he suggested

Dabbing is worse, and this isn't even close.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#21048755)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:37 PM
Author: snowy resort

cutting burger in half isn't even that bad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#21048764)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:44 PM
Author: Concupiscible Very Tactful Piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#21048788)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:38 PM
Author: bull headed abnormal becky

Question for OP: why are you such a faggot? If people want to cut their burgers in 1/2 or dab their pizza, how the fuck does it affect you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#21048765)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:39 PM
Author: indecent karate

(guy who does both)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#21048771)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:43 PM
Author: snowy resort

stfu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#21048786)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:47 PM
Author: Rusted Cerebral Space

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#21048805)



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Date: July 13th, 2012 12:21 AM
Author: demanding pistol juggernaut



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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone mint rigor stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#48714206)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:45 PM
Author: slate field

When I pull up to a Jack in the Box, I always ask for my sourdough jack to be cut in half.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#21048794)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:45 PM
Author: indecent karate

What about other burgers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#21048798)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:49 PM
Author: slate field

The Colossus (I think it is the Ultimate Cheeseburger now). I could go to town on the tacos though brother. 180 all around with those tacos.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#21048818)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:28 PM
Author: Cordovan Degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#38483225)



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Date: July 13th, 2012 12:20 AM
Author: Concupiscible Very Tactful Piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#21074852)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:27 PM
Author: Cordovan Degenerate



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:27 PM
Author: henna laughsome associate fortuitous meteor

I dab grease off pizza all the time. Bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#38483223)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:32 PM
Author: soggy sooty home

cr both are fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#38483243)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:39 PM
Author: Jade athletic conference wagecucks

Never understood the point of cutting burger in half. It's not like it makes it thinner or easier to bite into. Often, cutting it just makes it easier for everything to slip out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#38483262)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:41 PM
Author: soggy sooty home

Easier to fit the clean edge into mouth ime

Also you might want to save the other half after eating half #1

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#38483266)



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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:42 PM
Author: beta coral mental disorder

Burgers are gross as leftovers no matter how good they were when first served.

should never be “saved” under any circumstances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#48714210)



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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone mint rigor stain

lol kike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#48714213)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:48 PM
Author: painfully honest ruddy jew

This is how civilized gentlemen eat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#38483284)



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Date: August 10th, 2022 4:15 PM
Author: Honey-headed sweet tailpipe gas station



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Date: July 24th, 2024 7:12 PM
Author: Provocative wine azn



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Date: July 24th, 2024 7:13 PM
Author: opaque vibrant scourge upon the earth theater

Grease dabbing—are you a 90 iq woman?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#47888880)



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Date: September 22nd, 2024 1:15 PM
Author: startling glittery gay wizard



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Date: September 22nd, 2024 1:23 PM
Author: charismatic party of the first part

i dont eat either because im not a slob

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#48119829)



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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:40 PM
Author: beta coral mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#48714195)



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Date: March 4th, 2025 4:56 PM
Author: racy business firm antidepressant drug

Burger in half wouldn't catch my eye. Now cutting a donut in half is ridiculously feminine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#48714418)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 3:05 PM
Author: learn to benchod



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