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anyone else completely addicted to seltzer water
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Date: March 6th, 2026 10:55 AM Author: abusive therapy it's all i drink anymore
i've temporarily quit a few times but i always come crawling back. it's just too fucking good |
Date: March 6th, 2026 10:58 AM Author: Transparent Associate 1 per day for me for 12 years. Why would you “quit”? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49720688) |
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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:00 AM Author: mahogany point I drink tap water with ice because I'm American (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49720698) |
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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:01 AM Author: Misanthropic Lay *briefcase of gulab jamin falls out* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49720703) |
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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:02 AM Author: mahogany point I don't think you understand how America outside of NYC Judaism works (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49720709) |
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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:04 AM Author: Misanthropic Lay you're obviously an angry brownoid (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49720714) |
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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:09 AM Author: mahogany point try asking for "water" at any american restaurant that isn't "karma sushi" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49720729) |
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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:27 AM Author: Misanthropic Lay you seem to be esl. let me help you. YOU'RE a brownoid (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49720804) |
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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:34 AM Author: mahogany point sure man if you believe it's real it is real, but you can't hide behind "hehe brownoid" in an attempt to deflect from your odious kikedom. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49720824) |
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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:00 AM Author: Misanthropic Lay wife is. she's keeping sodastream in business. 2-3 bottles of sodastream a day (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49720700) |
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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:00 AM Author: Submissive lodge water buffalo ive always been a seltzermo because my family was soda proles and flat water doesn't feel right to me. some nigger mocked me for it back in like 2005 saying "aint that wat oregnant women drink!?" but now everyone does! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49720702) |
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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:08 AM Author: Brass legal warrant You are such a house nigger lmao. I once wrote a thread about how prole you are just based on my prole or not prole threads (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49720728) |
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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:25 AM Author: Submissive lodge water buffalo ive poasted a lot of scholarship on my proleness. it's not like its something i dont own.
link to thread?
being prole makes me the most qualified to weigh in on prole/not prole. |
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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:32 AM Author: Brass legal warrant No. We talked about this. You can only see a little prole. You cannot see what non proles see as prole. You are the least qualified here.
Editing your posts is paf btw |
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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:38 AM Author: Submissive lodge water buffalo i edited that in in like .2 secs you catty fag. it wasnt some pathetic stealth edit that alters the meaning of the poast overall.
i disagee because im an ascended prole and float in prestigious circles now. its like how a foreigner is most qualified to describe the differences between their native and adoptive home.
and how would it be different if i was a bluebood prestigemo?! that person would be just as unqualified to opine on whats prole. are you an adoptive prole? downwardly mlbile blueblood living in the trailer park now? |
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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:42 AM Author: mahogany point There is no such thing as an ascended prole. You cannot exist in both spheres at once. Refusing to accept you are No Longer Prole is itself Prole. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49720844) |
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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:44 AM Author: Submissive lodge water buffalo im not. that would be like saying a foreigner is identical to a native. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49720850) |
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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:48 AM Author: Brass legal warrant Y9u're not Tocqueville. You are a prole with slightly more money than you had 2 years ago. It's why you defend cslg on here. Biggest room on Caribbean cruise equals elite af.
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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:52 AM Author: Submissive lodge water buffalo when the fuck did i say anything like that?
what have i claimed is prestigious that you disagree with?
you're just being a catty feuding fag because thats the raison d'etre of fags (i learned raison d'etre in ascended prole finishing school) |
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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:59 AM Author: bespoke den famous landscape painting great sub thread, 180s to everyone involved, I really like it here (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49720889) |
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Date: March 6th, 2026 12:42 PM Author: Brass legal warrant its like how a foreigner is most qualified to describe the differences between their native and adoptive home.
Unless you edit again tbf
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Date: March 6th, 2026 1:03 PM Author: Submissive lodge water buffalo now that i know you're obsessively refreshing threads ill be careful not to add things even .2 seconds after i hit poast. mea culpa.
btw this is extremely prole. the prestigious thing to do would be to at least feign nonchalance rather than exposing that you're manically dialed in.
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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:42 AM Author: Brass legal warrant Go back to rEDdIT (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49720846) |
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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:46 AM Author: Submissive lodge water buffalo dont be mad i pwned you with irrefutable logic. this is why km ascendant and why you're brutally regressing to the mean. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49720853) |
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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:22 AM Author: abusive therapy wow, gunnerattt ahead of the curve as usual
is there anything this guy can't do? |
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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:13 AM Author: Red giraffe mad cow disease was addicted all last summer, it was a 180 summer (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49720744) |
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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:16 AM Author: bateful citrine idea he suggested sweet tailpipe https://ibb.co/Wp49g9c8 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49720760) |
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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:22 AM Author: abusive therapy adolf hitler would have drank 8+ seltzer waters a day and he would have had the same favorite flavors as me
fact |
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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:36 AM Author: bateful citrine idea he suggested sweet tailpipe Hitler Pampelmousse. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49720830) |
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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:50 AM Author: abusive therapy 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49720866) |
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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:26 AM Author: mustard fanboi Favorite brand? Thoughts on sparkling water? |
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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:29 AM Author: abusive therapy i drink my local store brand because it's literally 1/2 the price of name brands and 95% as good as them
lime is the best flavor by far imo
sparkling water is good and i get it sometimes at restaurants for fun if they have it |
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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:31 AM Author: Talented Pearl Hall Yes. We go through cases from Costco. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49720816) |
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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:38 AM Author: Irradiated Plum Kitty Persian my wife is addicted to buying seltzer water then never drinking it because it tastes like shit and having it take up space in our fridge/pantry for months before i finally toss all of it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49720835) |
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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:56 AM Author: abusive therapy yeah women love this shit
all the 180 people in the world do (me, women, others) |
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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:57 AM Author: mahogany point (Continental Socialist) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49720885) |
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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:57 AM Author: infuriating locus turdskin I very very very very highly recommend you NOT drink seltzer from a can. You're basically mainlining bisephanols, PFAS, syrene, formaldehyde, etc. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49720887) |
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Date: March 6th, 2026 12:03 PM Author: abusive therapy really? i thought metal cans have *less* chemicals than plastic and composite containers do
you got scholarship on this? |
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Date: March 6th, 2026 12:11 PM Author: infuriating locus turdskin JFC tard. Don't drink out of plastic or composite containers either.
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Date: March 6th, 2026 12:01 PM Author: bespoke den famous landscape painting I find fizzy water much more refreshing than plain water and I always have some in the fridge (usually the absolute cheapest I can find, occasionally some San Pelegrino) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49720896) |
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Date: March 6th, 2026 12:47 PM Author: Brass legal warrant San Pelegrino is exactly what gunnerat would describe as how he ascended from prole. Adding to my repertoire ty. Also included "white wine with fish" and socks just a hue off of pants. Ascended paf |
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Date: March 6th, 2026 12:48 PM Author: abusive therapy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49721053) |
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Date: March 6th, 2026 12:49 PM Author: Brass legal warrant Sorry I ruined your thread BTW. Gunnerat just makes me so darn mad with his idea that he ascended (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49721062) |
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Date: March 6th, 2026 12:53 PM Author: abusive therapy no it's definitely gunnerattt's fault as usual (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49721076) |
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Date: March 6th, 2026 1:01 PM Author: bespoke den famous landscape painting wait a second, San Pelegrino is a good water with a pleasant amount of carbonation, am I being called prole for this opinion???? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49721091) |
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Date: March 6th, 2026 4:25 PM Author: Brass legal warrant Enjoy your peroni and aperol spritz proleass fancy prole (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49721778) |
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Date: March 6th, 2026 12:49 PM Author: sooty filthy pocket flask It destroys your teeth I have heard. The acid or something. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49721064) |
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Date: March 6th, 2026 1:01 PM Author: yellow rough-skinned son of senegal I actually asked a dentist about this and they said no. Was concerned because I drink like 4 or 5 cans of seltzer a day. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49721092) |
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Date: March 6th, 2026 1:03 PM Author: sooty filthy pocket flask He heard a cash register noise as you asked, he's got a customer for life now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49721098) |
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Date: March 6th, 2026 1:15 PM Author: yellow rough-skinned son of senegal Fair point. I got fucking owned!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49721153) |
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Date: March 6th, 2026 1:11 PM Author: Dull mischievous faggotry Whoa. Incel is credited for once
Co2 becomes carbonic acid that dissolves teeth fastly |
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Date: March 6th, 2026 12:56 PM Author: Scarlet tantric sex offender I drink spendrifts almost exclusively (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49721082) |
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Date: March 6th, 2026 1:09 PM Author: honey-headed area (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49721115) |
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Date: March 6th, 2026 1:12 PM Author: mahogany point Bunch of fuckin fag communists on this board. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49721132) |
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Date: March 6th, 2026 3:23 PM Author: abusive therapy your brown
every White person drinks this stuff now. sorry, Champ |
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Date: March 6th, 2026 3:57 PM Author: mahogany point (asks for a humble bottle of pellegrino at local buffet)
"What, are you people even White?" |
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Date: March 6th, 2026 3:21 PM Author: racy keepsake machete codepig i prefer pellegrino these days (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49721585) |
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Date: March 6th, 2026 4:26 PM Author: Exhilarant wrinkle goal in life its really bad for your gut bacteria from what i remember
i was addicted to it and had my own machine and everything |
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Date: March 6th, 2026 4:30 PM Author: appetizing duck-like multi-billionaire stage i like to mix my wine with la croix (but not while working of course) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49721798) |
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Date: March 6th, 2026 4:45 PM Author: abusive therapy never tried this but i have thought about it before
is it actually good? |
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Date: March 6th, 2026 9:23 PM Author: appetizing duck-like multi-billionaire stage not really “good” in terms of flavor but it works if you can’t do beer or liquor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49722428) |
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Date: March 6th, 2026 9:16 PM Author: abusive therapy Fizzy water sure is crazy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49722420) |