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It's crazy how much parity there is in men's tennis now

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule....
mustard appetizing indirect expression shrine
  08/30/25
Sun is energy, no?
Red Immigrant
  08/31/25
Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM Author: Dave Prole The ...
Blue gaped spot
  09/06/25
Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster
Dashing Dog Poop Tanning Salon
  09/08/25
That’s just because the “top” players now ...
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  08/30/25
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garnet high-end area
  09/05/25
, he lisped
doobsian cuck
  08/30/25
Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more slee...
coiffed vengeful cruise ship jap
  08/30/25
You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think t...
mustard appetizing indirect expression shrine
  08/31/25
I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30...
coiffed vengeful cruise ship jap
  08/31/25
...
mewling cracking gaping
  08/31/25
Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That...
Blue gaped spot
  08/31/25
delusional take
mewling cracking gaping
  08/31/25
this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports thread...
Blue gaped spot
  09/03/25
Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.
Aquamarine Mind-boggling New Version Turdskin
  09/07/25
*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*
Blue gaped spot
  08/31/25
That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo
trip peach jewess
  08/31/25
Kenny is the quintessential xo tp
Blue gaped spot
  08/31/25
Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?
mustard appetizing indirect expression shrine
  08/31/25
we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!
Blue gaped spot
  08/31/25
And they're seething about their boy Carlos
mustard appetizing indirect expression shrine
  08/31/25
so mad kenny
trip peach jewess
  09/08/25
Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each...
Blue gaped spot
  08/31/25
bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs mak...
Blue gaped spot
  09/03/25
OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025 ...
Blue gaped spot
  09/03/25
Did Felix get a good night's sleep?
trip peach jewess
  09/05/25
...
Blue gaped spot
  09/05/25
What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will ...
Hyperventilating Orchid Goal In Life
  09/05/25
alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimw...
trip peach jewess
  09/05/25
...
Blue gaped spot
  09/05/25
this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo nov...
Blue gaped spot
  09/05/25
This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week
trip peach jewess
  09/06/25
How many children did Fulano molest this week?
mustard appetizing indirect expression shrine
  09/06/25
We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags
Motley burgundy twinkling uncleanness mad-dog skullcap
  09/05/25
random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the ...
Blue gaped spot
  09/05/25
Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and th...
Motley burgundy twinkling uncleanness mad-dog skullcap
  09/05/25
189 and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together t...
Blue gaped spot
  09/05/25
Kenny
trip peach jewess
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
mustard appetizing indirect expression shrine
  09/06/25
...
big-titted maniacal digit ratio ticket booth
  09/06/25
Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER ...
Blue gaped spot
  09/06/25
...
big-titted maniacal digit ratio ticket booth
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
mustard appetizing indirect expression shrine
  09/06/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&n...
Blue gaped spot
  09/07/25
One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a ...
Insane flesh location macaca
  09/07/25
Explain
mustard appetizing indirect expression shrine
  09/07/25
low IQ schtick?
opaque sound barrier house
  09/07/25
#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis Are you ac...
mustard appetizing indirect expression shrine
  09/07/25
#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd...
Blue gaped spot
  09/07/25
Every time? https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2...
mustard appetizing indirect expression shrine
  09/07/25
...
Aquamarine Mind-boggling New Version Turdskin
  09/07/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&n...
Blue gaped spot
  09/07/25
wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyr...
Blue gaped spot
  11/03/25
alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 oppon...
Blue gaped spot
  11/13/25
Sinner finishes his season with… 58 wins 6 losse...
Blue gaped spot
  11/16/25
That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025...
Blue gaped spot
  11/16/25
final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy: https://p...
Blue gaped spot
  11/17/25
AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550 th...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  01/15/26
Bump for AO and healthy meals
fulano
  01/18/26
...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  01/18/26
Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals
Gary's Economics
  01/18/26
to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  01/18/26


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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: mustard appetizing indirect expression shrine

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49225252)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: Red Immigrant

Sun is energy, no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49225967)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Blue gaped spot

Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM

Author: Dave Prole

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225252)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49242041)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: Dashing Dog Poop Tanning Salon

Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49245347)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: Onyx excitant travel guidebook double fault

That’s just because the “top” players now are sps garbage who can lose to a #153 ranked pusher any day of the week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49225274)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: garnet high-end area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49239551)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: doobsian cuck

, he lisped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49225281)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:11 PM
Author: coiffed vengeful cruise ship jap

Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more sleep than number 30

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49225309)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 1:01 AM
Author: mustard appetizing indirect expression shrine

You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think they're more athletic or have more skill than other guys? If you zoom in on their matches they start out losing like half of them and barely win the huge ones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49225444)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 8:45 AM
Author: coiffed vengeful cruise ship jap

I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49225771)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: mewling cracking gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49225821)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: Blue gaped spot

Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That’s the difference

Lance Alcatraz is the fastest guy on tour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49225945)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:20 AM
Author: mewling cracking gaping

delusional take

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49225822)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:24 PM
Author: Blue gaped spot

this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports threads on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49234981)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Aquamarine Mind-boggling New Version Turdskin

Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49243826)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: Blue gaped spot

*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49225953)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: trip peach jewess

That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49225973)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Blue gaped spot

Kenny is the quintessential xo tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49225979)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: mustard appetizing indirect expression shrine

Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49226126)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Blue gaped spot

we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49226195)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: mustard appetizing indirect expression shrine

And they're seething about their boy Carlos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49226197)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: trip peach jewess

so mad kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49245306)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:28 AM
Author: Blue gaped spot

Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each won double digit slams.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49225956)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 6:12 AM
Author: Blue gaped spot

bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs making all 4 slam SFs this year but for djoker knocking off alcatraz in the RG quarters



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49232809)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: Blue gaped spot

OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025

answer: ZERO

yep, parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49234977)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: trip peach jewess

Did Felix get a good night's sleep?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49239299)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Blue gaped spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49239550)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:52 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Orchid Goal In Life

What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will be for a decade. They slip up rarely but they're so much better than the field and NOVAX is declining.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49239312)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 4:55 PM
Author: trip peach jewess

alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimwitted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49239486)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Blue gaped spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49239548)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Blue gaped spot

this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo novax still reached all 4 slam semis this year. it's the big 2 + djoker. rofl parity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49239553)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: trip peach jewess

This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49240874)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: mustard appetizing indirect expression shrine

How many children did Fulano molest this week?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49240881)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Motley burgundy twinkling uncleanness mad-dog skullcap

We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49239552)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: Blue gaped spot

random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the past 13 slame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49239557)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: Motley burgundy twinkling uncleanness mad-dog skullcap

Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and thrown to the men who would be paying his rent in any other era of tennis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49239570)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Blue gaped spot

189

and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together tmw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49239580)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: trip peach jewess

Kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49241623)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: mustard appetizing indirect expression shrine

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49241633)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: big-titted maniacal digit ratio ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49242045)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:26 PM
Author: Blue gaped spot

Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER

lol Kenny

Not even Federer and lance managed this.

Must be the spaghetti and paella.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49242039)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: big-titted maniacal digit ratio ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49242044)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:34 PM
Author: mustard appetizing indirect expression shrine

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49242050)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:08 AM
Author: Blue gaped spot

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&name=small

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49242477)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: Insane flesh location macaca

One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49242508)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: mustard appetizing indirect expression shrine

Explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49242514)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: opaque sound barrier house

low IQ schtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49242527)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: mustard appetizing indirect expression shrine

#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis

Are you actually the one running a retard shtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49242535)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: Blue gaped spot

#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49242777)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 4:44 PM
Author: mustard appetizing indirect expression shrine

Every time?

https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2024-08-29/carlos_alcaraz_suffers_shock_2024_us_open_defeat_to_botic_van_de_zandschulp.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49243374)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Aquamarine Mind-boggling New Version Turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49243830)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:33 PM
Author: Blue gaped spot

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&name=large

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49243816)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 8:20 PM
Author: Blue gaped spot

wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyrolean doobs played, one of them one the title.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G423H-SWUAAOihg?format=jpg&name=medium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49399257)



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Date: November 13th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: Blue gaped spot

alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 opponents (only losses are tyrolean doobs, djoker and fritz).

tyrolean doobs is 53-6 on the year, including 16-4 vs top 10 opponents (4 losses to alcatraz)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49428010)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: Blue gaped spot

Sinner finishes his season with…

58 wins

6 losses

6 titles (2 Slams, ATP Finals 1M1000)

11.500 points

One of the best year end #2 seasons in history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49436958)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:32 PM
Author: Blue gaped spot

That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025 with more than twice as many ranking points as #3 Zverev.

Never before has tennis felt so starkly stratified.

https://x.com/BenRothenberg/status/1989453658040222173

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49436978)



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Date: November 17th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Blue gaped spot

final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G58w3iuXwAAogNX?format=jpg&name=900x900

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49438939)



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Date: January 15th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550

the market doesn't seem to agree with OP

https://sportsbook.draftkings.com/leagues/tennis/australian-open-men?category=futures&subcategory=winner-specials

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49592738)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:10 PM
Author: fulano

Bump for AO and healthy meals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49598974)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49599041)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:13 PM
Author: Gary's Economics

Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49598977)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:44 PM
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to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far?

nobody not a usual is beating alcadoobs.

to watch to go far -- watch nowag learner (tennis teen) tien. hes 20 and seeded at a slam for the first time



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