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What would Tiger be like if he were bad at golf?

He seems relatively intelligent and checks the right boxes, ...
aromatic dark piazza indirect expression
  03/31/26
lol he has zero charisma or gravitas. He'd maybe end up man...
Claret metal party of the first part mother
  04/01/26
this. he is ugly. his personality sucks. he is not a great s...
Aphrodisiac laser beams
  04/01/26
seems like an accountant
Hairraiser range
  03/31/26
Second tier city rainmaker, or even office managing, partner...
Dashing rebellious library
  03/31/26
so he still ends up with a DWI
Hairraiser range
  03/31/26
Okay, I lol'd
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Dashing rebellious library
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Fishy Theater Stage Pisswyrm
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lol
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Pontificating unhinged legal warrant
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stimulating alpha nowag
  04/01/26
Can’t see this username without LOLing, ty
Fishy Theater Stage Pisswyrm
  04/01/26
Go on...
snowy headpube
  04/01/26
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Fishy Theater Stage Pisswyrm
  04/01/26
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aromatic dark piazza indirect expression
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Fishy Theater Stage Pisswyrm
  04/01/26
Who would his Anna Kendrick be in that case?
Fishy Theater Stage Pisswyrm
  04/01/26
some azn 7 who is also an accountant
Hairraiser range
  04/01/26
I understand and wish to continue. 🐯
Fishy Theater Stage Pisswyrm
  04/01/26
He’s been married to Natalie for 22 years now. Before...
Dashing rebellious library
  04/01/26
1800000000000000000000000000000000000000000
Fishy Theater Stage Pisswyrm
  04/01/26
wouldn’t subsidize her rent past her 25th birthday tp
Fishy Theater Stage Pisswyrm
  04/01/26
Many Such Cases!
Big area faggot firefighter
  04/01/26
...
Fishy Theater Stage Pisswyrm
  04/01/26
“Yoga pants and Pilates. Range Rovers. Golden Retreive...
Fishy Theater Stage Pisswyrm
  04/01/26
are big 4 partners balling that hard?
Hairraiser range
  04/01/26
Their wives are
canary contagious jewess crotch
  04/01/26
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Fishy Theater Stage Pisswyrm
  04/01/26
Cr. And our universe Tiger has like a 200 foot Westport yac...
Dashing rebellious library
  04/01/26
Leveraging his life to the absolute hilt And Absolute...
Fishy Theater Stage Pisswyrm
  04/01/26
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hateful theatre
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Fishy Theater Stage Pisswyrm
  04/01/26
Holy shit
pearl multi-billionaire mad cow disease
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Fishy Theater Stage Pisswyrm
  04/01/26
nico harris
Soul-stirring mentally impaired cuckoldry
  03/31/26
He's too competitive to not be in something like sales.
wonderful flushed corn cake
  03/31/26
I don't think anyone asked for a retarded brown piece of shi...
Gold Mad-dog Skullcap
  03/31/26
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Big area faggot firefighter
  04/01/26
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Fishy Theater Stage Pisswyrm
  04/01/26
just a big kid who never grew up like that Tom Hanks charact...
Tan Overrated Jew
  04/01/26
sober
Emerald Wrinkle
  04/01/26
Whoa
Fishy Theater Stage Pisswyrm
  04/01/26
genx
Massive dingle berry
  04/01/26
wtf I love genx now
Fishy Theater Stage Pisswyrm
  04/01/26
Military. There was some article a few years back about how ...
Abnormal theater factory reset button
  04/01/26
180, I’d forgotten about that Seems like he knows ...
Fishy Theater Stage Pisswyrm
  04/01/26
Haha imagine being like that lol
pearl multi-billionaire mad cow disease
  04/01/26
;-)
Fishy Theater Stage Pisswyrm
  04/01/26
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pearl multi-billionaire mad cow disease
  04/01/26
His dad was a SEAL
Beta principal's office
  04/01/26
The most prestigious tiger woods ancestral heritage discussi...
Fishy Theater Stage Pisswyrm
  04/01/26
tiger's ancestry is kinda crazy. his black dad was a quarter...
deranged box office
  04/02/26
earl woods was an army SFmo aka green beret. tiger wanted to...
deranged box office
  04/02/26
That's how he got injured, doing fantasy camp SEAL workouts....
Beta principal's office
  04/01/26
There is probably an alternate universe where he never does ...
Abnormal theater factory reset button
  04/01/26
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Fishy Theater Stage Pisswyrm
  04/01/26
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Beta principal's office
  04/02/26
your forgetting one serious factor - tiger woods is a bitch
Aphrodisiac laser beams
  04/01/26
bald, ugly, lonely, and talentless... basically CharlesXII
concupiscible indigo community account
  04/01/26
Pro eSports player
Claret metal party of the first part mother
  04/01/26
🤯🤯🤯
Fishy Theater Stage Pisswyrm
  04/01/26
he'd run a roofing company and upcharge first-time homeowner...
comical dopamine
  04/01/26
Probably less than a lot of poasters ITT seem to think. Dude...
Slimy locale dragon
  04/02/26
lol jordan is 180
Hairraiser range
  04/02/26
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fiercely-loyal heaven
  04/02/26
He’s a dork but his floor would be pretty high. Being ...
aromatic dark piazza indirect expression
  04/02/26
military then HS teacher and track/cross country coach who b...
deranged box office
  04/02/26
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brilliant keepsake machete nibblets
  04/03/26
how are people saying "military"? he is a bitch fa...
Aphrodisiac laser beams
  04/02/26
its because by most accounts his father was a hard ass dude ...
Mind-boggling balding half-breed orchestra pit
  04/03/26
"tiger is more like his asain mom." exactly. li...
Aphrodisiac laser beams
  04/03/26
here in Brussels it is being reported he called 47 from his ...
Tan Overrated Jew
  04/03/26
? hes like that because he is good at golf. imo this thr...
deranged box office
  04/03/26
he's naturally a bitch. you can tell. does anything about hi...
Aphrodisiac laser beams
  04/03/26
i agree somewhat. dont think he'd be the SOF badass he d...
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Date: March 31st, 2026 9:32 PM
Author: aromatic dark piazza indirect expression

He seems relatively intelligent and checks the right boxes, so I could see him as a token high-level corporate exec with an easy/bullshit portfolio (“EVP of Innovation”).

He’d definitely have a white wife, not as hot as Elin, but probably solid for a UMC shrew.

I can’t imagine he’d have a lot of friends, he would still be cheap and unpleasant. The black security guards would say hi to him but secretly think he’s an Urkel/Uncle Tom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49784854)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 3:48 PM
Author: Claret metal party of the first part mother

lol he has zero charisma or gravitas. He'd maybe end up managing an Enterprise if he tried getting an office job

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49786721)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 4:14 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac laser beams

this. he is ugly. his personality sucks. he is not a great speaker.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49786782)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 9:33 PM
Author: Hairraiser range

seems like an accountant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49784857)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 9:40 PM
Author: Dashing rebellious library

Second tier city rainmaker, or even office managing, partner at PwC with a portfolio of middle market goods & services distribution/middle-man companies that he sells audit and advisory services to. He’s 15% worse at golf than he is in our universe, which still makes him a standout at his country club (which he wouldn’t have been able to join prior to 1988). The contrast between how he’s treated there by the young businessman golfers and the old boomer biddies causes massive cognitive dissonances that spilled over into THE INCIDENT at the Christmas party a few years ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49784881)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 9:45 PM
Author: Hairraiser range

so he still ends up with a DWI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49784899)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 9:47 PM
Author: Fishy Theater Stage Pisswyrm

Okay, I lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49784911)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 10:02 PM
Author: Dashing rebellious library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49784977)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 10:56 PM
Author: Fishy Theater Stage Pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49785048)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 12:17 PM
Author: Awkward Grizzly Place Of Business Gas Station

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49785999)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 12:17 PM
Author: Fishy Theater Stage Pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49786002)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 3:00 PM
Author: Pontificating unhinged legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49786596)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 4:07 PM
Author: Fishy Theater Stage Pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49786758)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 8:10 AM
Author: stimulating alpha nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49785394)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 12:16 PM
Author: Fishy Theater Stage Pisswyrm

Can’t see this username without LOLing, ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49785988)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 8:13 AM
Author: snowy headpube

Go on...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49785406)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 12:16 PM
Author: Fishy Theater Stage Pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49785989)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 12:31 PM
Author: aromatic dark piazza indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49786067)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: Fishy Theater Stage Pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49786073)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 12:17 PM
Author: Fishy Theater Stage Pisswyrm

Who would his Anna Kendrick be in that case?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49786000)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: Hairraiser range

some azn 7 who is also an accountant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49786008)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: Fishy Theater Stage Pisswyrm

I understand and wish to continue. 🐯

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49786010)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 1:48 PM
Author: Dashing rebellious library

He’s been married to Natalie for 22 years now. Before kids she also worked at PwC in HR. She spent two years post-college in MFH living it up, before moving back to ATL to “be closer to family” which is obviously code for daddy wouldn’t subsidize her rent past her 25th birthday. She reconnected with Tiger, who she’d known in passing as undergrads at UGA for the two years they overlapped, via the country club. She was a Tri Delt and keeps her hair just as blonde and coiffed at 48 as she did at 18. Yoga pants and Pilates. Range Rovers. Golden Retreivers. Three kids in private school. Buckhead home. Litchfield beach house.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49786365)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 1:57 PM
Author: Fishy Theater Stage Pisswyrm

1800000000000000000000000000000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49786389)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 1:58 PM
Author: Fishy Theater Stage Pisswyrm

wouldn’t subsidize her rent past her 25th birthday tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49786392)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:51 PM
Author: Big area faggot firefighter

Many Such Cases!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49786566)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 3:48 PM
Author: Fishy Theater Stage Pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49786722)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 1:59 PM
Author: Fishy Theater Stage Pisswyrm

“Yoga pants and Pilates. Range Rovers. Golden Retreivers.”

Made my day with this part, tyvm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49786396)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:19 PM
Author: Hairraiser range

are big 4 partners balling that hard?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49786474)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:34 PM
Author: canary contagious jewess crotch

Their wives are

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49786522)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 3:48 PM
Author: Fishy Theater Stage Pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49786724)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 4:00 PM
Author: Dashing rebellious library

Cr. And our universe Tiger has like a 200 foot Westport yacht. Leveraging his life to the absolute hilt is hardcoded into his DNA. Absolute ancestral memory.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49786746)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 4:03 PM
Author: Fishy Theater Stage Pisswyrm

Leveraging his life to the absolute hilt

And

Absolute ancestral memory

IRL involuntary laughter while standing in line at Chipotle, ty for your cyber service

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49786755)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 4:16 PM
Author: hateful theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49786788)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 4:31 PM
Author: Fishy Theater Stage Pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49786843)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:21 PM
Author: pearl multi-billionaire mad cow disease

Holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49786480)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 3:48 PM
Author: Fishy Theater Stage Pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49786725)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 9:34 PM
Author: Soul-stirring mentally impaired cuckoldry

nico harris

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49784858)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 9:41 PM
Author: wonderful flushed corn cake

He's too competitive to not be in something like sales.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49784888)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 9:43 PM
Author: Gold Mad-dog Skullcap

I don't think anyone asked for a retarded brown piece of shit to chime in, so fuck off goat nigger.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49784892)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:52 PM
Author: Big area faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49786568)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 12:16 PM
Author: Fishy Theater Stage Pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49785995)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 8:08 AM
Author: Tan Overrated Jew

just a big kid who never grew up like that Tom Hanks character

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49785387)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 8:13 AM
Author: Emerald Wrinkle

sober

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49785404)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 12:16 PM
Author: Fishy Theater Stage Pisswyrm

Whoa

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49785991)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 12:20 PM
Author: Massive dingle berry

genx

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49786011)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 12:24 PM
Author: Fishy Theater Stage Pisswyrm

wtf I love genx now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49786036)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 12:41 PM
Author: Abnormal theater factory reset button

Military. There was some article a few years back about how he became obsessed with the Navy SEALs and would train with them in his off time. He apparently talked about leaving golf to try and become one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49786104)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 12:45 PM
Author: Fishy Theater Stage Pisswyrm

180, I’d forgotten about that

Seems like he knows on some level that a structured disciplined existence is what works best for him, but can’t find the consistent motivation to do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49786118)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:21 PM
Author: pearl multi-billionaire mad cow disease

Haha imagine being like that lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49786479)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 4:07 PM
Author: Fishy Theater Stage Pisswyrm

;-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49786757)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:15 PM
Author: pearl multi-billionaire mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49786966)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 4:01 PM
Author: Beta principal's office

His dad was a SEAL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49786750)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 4:08 PM
Author: Fishy Theater Stage Pisswyrm

The most prestigious tiger woods ancestral heritage discussion board in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49786760)



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Date: April 2nd, 2026 10:25 AM
Author: deranged box office

tiger's ancestry is kinda crazy. his black dad was a quarter chinese and his azn mom a quarter white(dutch iirc)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49788749)



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Date: April 2nd, 2026 10:19 AM
Author: deranged box office

earl woods was an army SFmo aka green beret. tiger wanted to be a SEAL though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49788736)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 4:01 PM
Author: Beta principal's office

That's how he got injured, doing fantasy camp SEAL workouts. The SEALs thought he was a dweeb and he wouldn't buy them drinks or dinner

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49786748)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 4:09 PM
Author: Abnormal theater factory reset button

There is probably an alternate universe where he never does the SEAL workouts and wins 20 majors.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49786771)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 4:30 PM
Author: Fishy Theater Stage Pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49786841)



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Date: April 2nd, 2026 9:15 AM
Author: Beta principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49788604)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 4:16 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac laser beams

your forgetting one serious factor - tiger woods is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49786791)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:00 PM
Author: concupiscible indigo community account

bald, ugly, lonely, and talentless... basically CharlesXII

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49786398)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 3:41 PM
Author: Claret metal party of the first part mother

Pro eSports player

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49786704)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 3:49 PM
Author: Fishy Theater Stage Pisswyrm

🤯🤯🤯

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49786726)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: comical dopamine

he'd run a roofing company and upcharge first-time homeowners on everything fucking thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49786986)



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Date: April 2nd, 2026 9:37 AM
Author: Slimy locale dragon

Probably less than a lot of poasters ITT seem to think. Dude has no natural people skills. "According to author Armen Keteyian, Woods asked Jordan how to talk to women when they went to clubs. “Michael, to ever-loving credit, goes, ‘You tell them you’re Tiger Woods,’"

https://www.latimes.com/sports/story/2021-01-17/tiger-woods-documentary-hbo-takeaways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49788653)



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Date: April 2nd, 2026 9:41 AM
Author: Hairraiser range

lol jordan is 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49788660)



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Date: April 2nd, 2026 10:21 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49788738)



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Date: April 2nd, 2026 10:51 AM
Author: aromatic dark piazza indirect expression

He’s a dork but his floor would be pretty high. Being an American-born straight black guy with a 4 year degree who doesn’t make whites uncomfortable is a pretty hard hand to screw up. He’s just the right age too, he would have been plucked from middle to upper management during the great DEI push.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49788793)



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Date: April 2nd, 2026 10:22 AM
Author: deranged box office

military then HS teacher and track/cross country coach who bangs the kids moms and maybe some of the teen girls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49788741)



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Date: April 3rd, 2026 6:59 PM
Author: brilliant keepsake machete nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49791961)



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Date: April 2nd, 2026 10:44 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac laser beams

how are people saying "military"? he is a bitch faggot . his entire life is being coddled and privileged. you think he's gonna relate to Darnell Washington or Essay Chavez in the barracks?

the dude literally got hurt multiple times playing GOLF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49790476)



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Date: April 3rd, 2026 10:38 AM
Author: Mind-boggling balding half-breed orchestra pit

its because by most accounts his father was a hard ass dude who grew up black and poor then had a prestigious military career. tiger is more like his asain mom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49790902)



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Date: April 3rd, 2026 10:59 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac laser beams

"tiger is more like his asain mom."

exactly. like I said he's a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49790940)



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Date: April 3rd, 2026 10:44 AM
Author: Tan Overrated Jew

here in Brussels it is being reported he called 47 from his cellphone just before the cop arrested him-- hopefully the story is false or misleading

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49790919)



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Date: April 3rd, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: deranged box office

? hes like that because he is good at golf.

imo this thread is about what hed be like if he wasnt good at it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49791642)



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Date: April 3rd, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac laser beams

he's naturally a bitch. you can tell. does anything about him seem tough to you? of course its extreme because of golf privilege you are correct there. He didnt get the tough black qualities and disciplined asain qualities that would make a 180 soldier. Instead he got the soft effiminate asain qualities and the entitled black qualities.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49791742)



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Date: April 3rd, 2026 5:52 PM
Author: deranged box office

i agree somewhat.

dont think he'd be the SOF badass he dreamed of becoming but i still see the regular guy version of him at least joining

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852177&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49791773)