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Is every good programmer an irreverent aspie dick?

I've noticed myself becoming more aspie and dickish as I get...
Mind-boggling masturbator
  11/01/14
Come on, what was the joke?
rose cerebral cuckold
  11/01/14
About my grandmother, it was too lewd to even repeat.
Mind-boggling masturbator
  11/01/14
Doesn't sound very becoming of a CEO's wife.
rose cerebral cuckold
  11/01/14
I'm in miami, she's typical Latina new money trash
Mind-boggling masturbator
  11/01/14
but enough about Jul-- just kidding what the fuck coul...
Brilliant step-uncle's house becky
  11/01/14
I mentioned that I helped my grandmother give out candy last...
Mind-boggling masturbator
  11/01/14
lol, she must poast here
rose cerebral cuckold
  11/01/14
I stopped her before she called me a virgin dork
Mind-boggling masturbator
  11/01/14
Got ur grandma on my dick...HAH! Fgt u know wut it is
Green Massive Candlestick Maker Hominid
  11/01/14
lol what
Nighttime pervert trailer park
  11/01/14
Fucking insane. I'd be arrested if I'd said the equivalent t...
Mind-boggling masturbator
  11/01/14
Get over yourself. She obviously meant no harm. You seem lik...
stimulating carnelian toaster
  11/01/14
Did you read the OP?
Mind-boggling masturbator
  11/01/14
Did you read when I called you an unhnged aspie?
stimulating carnelian toaster
  11/01/14
Did you read when I called myself an aspie in the OP?
Mind-boggling masturbator
  11/01/14
this exactly how an aspie would respond
flickering lodge macaca
  11/01/14
True.
Mind-boggling masturbator
  11/01/14
...
stimulating carnelian toaster
  11/01/14
(retard)
Mind-boggling masturbator
  11/01/14
no, but every xo poster is. hope this helps.
godawful native nibblets
  11/01/14
It certainly is a stereotype
Mind-boggling masturbator
  11/01/14
...
Mind-boggling masturbator
  11/01/14
must be 180 having in demand skills
charismatic brindle scourge upon the earth
  11/01/14
It's definitely nice to know I'll never have a problem findi...
Mind-boggling masturbator
  11/01/14
how did u learn your skills
charismatic brindle scourge upon the earth
  11/01/14
I took 18 CS credits in school, but that only taught me the ...
Mind-boggling masturbator
  11/01/14
too late to do this at 25?
ivory persian
  11/01/14
You're not too old yet
Mind-boggling masturbator
  11/01/14
(n00b learning to code thinks himself a master of the art) ...
orange wrinkle
  11/01/14
Why would I waste my time with that? I'm only concerned with...
Mind-boggling masturbator
  11/01/14
(n00b non programmer trying to call himself programmer)
orange wrinkle
  11/01/14
Programmer is my job
Mind-boggling masturbator
  11/01/14
but not your skillset, broseph. youre what we refer to as &...
orange wrinkle
  11/01/14
Arent you a joyless gook lawyer who can't feel joy and belie...
cerise keepsake machete
  11/01/14
not a gook and now i own a mazda CX5.
orange wrinkle
  11/01/14
I don't really care tbh
Mind-boggling masturbator
  11/01/14
Just looked at defun and it just looks like regular LISP
Mind-boggling masturbator
  11/01/14
He lisped
Marvelous resort
  11/02/14
ive been programming for like 10 years now and have never he...
tancredi marchiolo
  03/09/26
the fact that you said "learned UNIX" gives away y...
cerise keepsake machete
  11/01/14
Wtf do you mean? I spent a period of time studying unix-like...
Mind-boggling masturbator
  11/01/14
(it is 1996)
cerise keepsake machete
  11/01/14
excellent. please describe the differences between the sys -...
orange wrinkle
  11/01/14
lol just learn google 'sys -v'
Blue Preventive Strike
  11/01/14
Cr. Lol at this fool. Under what IRL circumstance would not ...
Mind-boggling masturbator
  11/01/14
when youre setting up a dozen servers in the middle of a hig...
orange wrinkle
  11/01/14
Lol wut I wouldn't be allowed to use google in that situatio...
Mind-boggling masturbator
  11/01/14
data is not information. google gives you data, you need tim...
orange wrinkle
  11/01/14
I could figure it out in 2 months tops, with google. Edi...
Mind-boggling masturbator
  11/01/14
aah nothing like the young, foolish and completely inexperie...
orange wrinkle
  11/01/14
I'll pass. You've been a pleasure.
Mind-boggling masturbator
  11/01/14
"We need these servers set up, Trevor" "No p...
rose cerebral cuckold
  11/01/14
If they need it faster than that they should hire an actual ...
Mind-boggling masturbator
  11/01/14
why not just buy an online book from kindle or safari?
Blue Preventive Strike
  11/01/14
SafaribooksOnline subscription is 180
Mind-boggling masturbator
  11/01/14
dafuck kinda tech jobs are there in Miami man
painfully honest insanely creepy party of the first part
  11/01/14
BangBros.com site maintenance
rose cerebral cuckold
  11/01/14
shit i'd do that
painfully honest insanely creepy party of the first part
  11/01/14
Not much if you didn't grow up here.
Mind-boggling masturbator
  11/01/14
"can you sort an array of ints in n log n time" &...
painfully honest insanely creepy party of the first part
  11/01/14
What are you getting at? Are you asking a q?
Mind-boggling masturbator
  11/01/14
...
Mind-boggling masturbator
  11/01/14


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Date: November 1st, 2014 2:00 PM
Author: Mind-boggling masturbator

I've noticed myself becoming more aspie and dickish as I get better at coding. I basically told the CEOs wife to go fuck herself when she made a joke at my expense at an office party yesterday. I'd never of had the balls to do that before I learned UNIX.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2715635&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#26626725)



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Date: November 1st, 2014 2:00 PM
Author: rose cerebral cuckold

Come on, what was the joke?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2715635&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#26626728)



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Date: November 1st, 2014 2:02 PM
Author: Mind-boggling masturbator

About my grandmother, it was too lewd to even repeat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2715635&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#26626740)



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Date: November 1st, 2014 2:07 PM
Author: rose cerebral cuckold

Doesn't sound very becoming of a CEO's wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2715635&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#26626772)



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Date: November 1st, 2014 2:09 PM
Author: Mind-boggling masturbator

I'm in miami, she's typical Latina new money trash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2715635&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#26626788)



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Date: November 1st, 2014 2:11 PM
Author: Brilliant step-uncle's house becky

but enough about Jul--

just kidding

what the fuck could she say about your grandma?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2715635&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#26626795)



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Date: November 1st, 2014 2:12 PM
Author: Mind-boggling masturbator

I mentioned that I helped my grandmother give out candy last night and she implied we were fucking

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2715635&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#26626800)



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Date: November 1st, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: rose cerebral cuckold

lol, she must poast here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2715635&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#26626810)



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Date: November 1st, 2014 2:16 PM
Author: Mind-boggling masturbator

I stopped her before she called me a virgin dork

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2715635&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#26626823)



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Date: November 1st, 2014 2:27 PM
Author: Green Massive Candlestick Maker Hominid

Got ur grandma on my dick...HAH! Fgt u know wut it is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2715635&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#26626886)



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Date: November 1st, 2014 2:53 PM
Author: Nighttime pervert trailer park

lol what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2715635&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#26627064)



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Date: November 1st, 2014 2:55 PM
Author: Mind-boggling masturbator

Fucking insane. I'd be arrested if I'd said the equivalent to her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2715635&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#26627068)



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Date: November 1st, 2014 3:28 PM
Author: stimulating carnelian toaster

Get over yourself. She obviously meant no harm. You seem like an unhinged aspie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2715635&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#26627228)



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Date: November 1st, 2014 3:29 PM
Author: Mind-boggling masturbator

Did you read the OP?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2715635&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#26627240)



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Date: November 1st, 2014 3:31 PM
Author: stimulating carnelian toaster

Did you read when I called you an unhnged aspie?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2715635&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#26627255)



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Date: November 1st, 2014 3:33 PM
Author: Mind-boggling masturbator

Did you read when I called myself an aspie in the OP?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2715635&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#26627262)



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Date: November 1st, 2014 3:34 PM
Author: flickering lodge macaca

this exactly how an aspie would respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2715635&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#26627264)



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Date: November 1st, 2014 3:34 PM
Author: Mind-boggling masturbator

True.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2715635&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#26627268)



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Date: November 1st, 2014 3:34 PM
Author: stimulating carnelian toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2715635&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#26627270)



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Date: November 1st, 2014 3:35 PM
Author: Mind-boggling masturbator

(retard)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2715635&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#26627272)



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Date: November 1st, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: godawful native nibblets

no, but every xo poster is. hope this helps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2715635&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#26626807)



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Date: November 1st, 2014 2:14 PM
Author: Mind-boggling masturbator

It certainly is a stereotype

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2715635&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#26626813)



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Date: November 1st, 2014 2:50 PM
Author: Mind-boggling masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2715635&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#26627056)



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Date: November 1st, 2014 2:50 PM
Author: charismatic brindle scourge upon the earth

must be 180 having in demand skills

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2715635&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#26627057)



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Date: November 1st, 2014 2:53 PM
Author: Mind-boggling masturbator

It's definitely nice to know I'll never have a problem finding a chill 6 fig job. But spending 6+ hours coding 5 days a week can be disorienting, it's easy to stop caring about the real world

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2715635&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#26627065)



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Date: November 1st, 2014 2:54 PM
Author: charismatic brindle scourge upon the earth

how did u learn your skills

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2715635&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#26627067)



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Date: November 1st, 2014 2:58 PM
Author: Mind-boggling masturbator

I took 18 CS credits in school, but that only taught me the fundamentals tbh. Most of what I learned was on my first 3-6 months on the job. Now I'm on auto pilot. Ex. I came into work at 9:30 on Friday and had my days work done by 10. I had a meeting at 4 so I just fucked around all day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2715635&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#26627082)



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Date: November 1st, 2014 3:04 PM
Author: ivory persian

too late to do this at 25?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2715635&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#26627112)



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Date: November 1st, 2014 3:09 PM
Author: Mind-boggling masturbator

You're not too old yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2715635&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#26627138)



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Date: November 1st, 2014 3:03 PM
Author: orange wrinkle

(n00b learning to code thinks himself a master of the art)

you havent learnt to code until you understand defun



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2715635&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#26627106)



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Date: November 1st, 2014 3:04 PM
Author: Mind-boggling masturbator

Why would I waste my time with that? I'm only concerned with stuff related to my job

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2715635&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#26627113)



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Date: November 1st, 2014 3:06 PM
Author: orange wrinkle

(n00b non programmer trying to call himself programmer)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2715635&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#26627121)



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Date: November 1st, 2014 3:11 PM
Author: Mind-boggling masturbator

Programmer is my job

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2715635&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#26627148)



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Date: November 1st, 2014 3:12 PM
Author: orange wrinkle

but not your skillset, broseph.

youre what we refer to as "code monkey" in the biz.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2715635&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#26627152)



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Date: November 1st, 2014 3:13 PM
Author: cerise keepsake machete

Arent you a joyless gook lawyer who can't feel joy and believes the purpose of life is to watch interest accrue and buy honda insights?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2715635&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#26627157)



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Date: November 1st, 2014 3:14 PM
Author: orange wrinkle

not a gook and now i own a mazda CX5.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2715635&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#26627159)



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Date: November 1st, 2014 3:15 PM
Author: Mind-boggling masturbator

I don't really care tbh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2715635&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#26627165)



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Date: November 1st, 2014 3:50 PM
Author: Mind-boggling masturbator

Just looked at defun and it just looks like regular LISP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2715635&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#26627346)



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Date: November 2nd, 2014 12:06 PM
Author: Marvelous resort

He lisped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2715635&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#26632970)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 11:21 AM
Author: tancredi marchiolo

ive been programming for like 10 years now and have never heard this term, wont even bother looking up what it means

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2715635&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49728324)



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Date: November 1st, 2014 3:05 PM
Author: cerise keepsake machete

the fact that you said "learned UNIX" gives away you're already weak flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2715635&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#26627114)



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Date: November 1st, 2014 3:09 PM
Author: Mind-boggling masturbator

Wtf do you mean? I spent a period of time studying unix-like systems. I could be a servicable system admin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2715635&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#26627133)



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Date: November 1st, 2014 3:09 PM
Author: cerise keepsake machete

(it is 1996)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2715635&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#26627137)



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Date: November 1st, 2014 3:11 PM
Author: orange wrinkle

excellent. please describe the differences between the sys - v init philosophy vs systemd without referring to google.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2715635&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#26627147)



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Date: November 1st, 2014 3:15 PM
Author: Blue Preventive Strike

lol just learn google 'sys -v'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2715635&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#26627161)



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Date: November 1st, 2014 3:17 PM
Author: Mind-boggling masturbator

Cr. Lol at this fool. Under what IRL circumstance would not be allowed to use google.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2715635&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#26627176)



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Date: November 1st, 2014 3:20 PM
Author: orange wrinkle

when youre setting up a dozen servers in the middle of a high pressure project and dont have time to read and understand 5000+ pages of debate from google or to redo your work if you get it wrong.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2715635&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#26627186)



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Date: November 1st, 2014 3:21 PM
Author: Mind-boggling masturbator

Lol wut I wouldn't be allowed to use google in that situation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2715635&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#26627192)



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Date: November 1st, 2014 3:22 PM
Author: orange wrinkle

data is not information. google gives you data, you need time to process it into information. you wouldnt have time in that scenario.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2715635&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#26627195)



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Date: November 1st, 2014 3:22 PM
Author: Mind-boggling masturbator

I could figure it out in 2 months tops, with google.

Edit: as in have the project done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2715635&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#26627199)



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Date: November 1st, 2014 3:25 PM
Author: orange wrinkle

aah nothing like the young, foolish and completely inexperienced.

read this :

http://www.psmag.com/navigation/health-and-behavior/confident-idiots-92793/



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2715635&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#26627215)



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Date: November 1st, 2014 3:26 PM
Author: Mind-boggling masturbator

I'll pass. You've been a pleasure.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2715635&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#26627219)



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Date: November 1st, 2014 4:30 PM
Author: rose cerebral cuckold

"We need these servers set up, Trevor"

"No problem, boss-man. Just give me 2 months."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2715635&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#26627651)



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Date: November 1st, 2014 5:58 PM
Author: Mind-boggling masturbator

If they need it faster than that they should hire an actual senior server engineer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2715635&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#26628510)



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Date: November 1st, 2014 3:24 PM
Author: Blue Preventive Strike

why not just buy an online book from kindle or safari?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2715635&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#26627206)



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Date: November 1st, 2014 3:25 PM
Author: Mind-boggling masturbator

SafaribooksOnline subscription is 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2715635&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#26627213)



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Date: November 1st, 2014 4:33 PM
Author: painfully honest insanely creepy party of the first part

dafuck kinda tech jobs are there in Miami man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2715635&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#26627674)



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Date: November 1st, 2014 4:35 PM
Author: rose cerebral cuckold

BangBros.com site maintenance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2715635&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#26627694)



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Date: November 1st, 2014 4:37 PM
Author: painfully honest insanely creepy party of the first part

shit i'd do that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2715635&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#26627712)



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Date: November 1st, 2014 5:59 PM
Author: Mind-boggling masturbator

Not much if you didn't grow up here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2715635&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#26628518)



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Date: November 1st, 2014 6:04 PM
Author: painfully honest insanely creepy party of the first part

"can you sort an array of ints in n log n time"

"can you show me your diploma from a dade county high school"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2715635&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#26628566)



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Date: November 1st, 2014 6:07 PM
Author: Mind-boggling masturbator

What are you getting at? Are you asking a q?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2715635&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#26628586)



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Date: November 1st, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: Mind-boggling masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2715635&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#26628730)