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Fucked a 19 year old hot AF redhead, these chicks are filthy today

I am a gross old man, in relative terms, but I guess I have ...
Adamo Tuti
  03/30/26
State how you met said redhead.
JJC (retired)
  03/30/26
online chatboard. moniker "doobs".
Performative Social Interactions
  03/30/26
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and then one day, for no reason at all
  03/30/26
...
Juan Eighty
  03/30/26
nice that he's gone back to that. I matched with "Stink...
;::;:;;::;;;;;::::
  03/31/26
met her at a stupid club in NYC, was reluctantly dragged the...
Adamo Tuti
  03/30/26
Fuck her that night? Any coke?
JJC (retired)
  03/30/26
No. Made out with her and got her number. Took her out for d...
Adamo Tuti
  03/30/26
She had a fake id or what
state your IQ before I engage you further
  03/30/26
LMAO at a DJ playing the full black album at a club in 2026....
.,.,...,..,.,..:,,:,......,;:.,.:..:.,:,::,.
  03/30/26
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jag
  03/31/26
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but wait theres more
  03/31/26
"DJ was playing the BLACK ALBUM (Jay Z) from start to f...
Game Gear Battery Holocaust
  03/30/26
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shaking hands w japanese man as last jew is ovened
  03/30/26
If you having girl problems I feel bad for your son
130k in childhood bedroom
  03/30/26
AND A JAY Z SONG WAS ON AND A JAY Z SONG WAS ON AND A JAY ...
gay indie music
  03/31/26
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shaking hands w japanese man as last jew is ovened
  03/31/26
I think she was impressed at how a white guy like me knew al...
Must Poast Always
  03/31/26
Pics or gtfo
AI_concubine
  03/30/26
Goddamn Zoomer slang. I have no idea WTF “goon”...
Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III
  03/30/26
Nobody says this irl especially females
Nippon Professional Baseball
  03/30/26
Certainly nobody in my IRL though I guess I have one more th...
Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III
  03/30/26
yeah I lied about my age doofus
creatures that visit you in dreams
  03/30/26
I love when I have sex with hot slutty random women
Candy Ride
  03/30/26
I love when girls tell me to treat their face like a pussy
.,..,..,.,,..,..,,,,,,,,..,...,.,.,.,
  03/30/26
Or treat their ass like a face
AI_concubine
  03/30/26
...
130k in childhood bedroom
  03/30/26
...
shaking hands w japanese man as last jew is ovened
  03/30/26
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;::;:;;::;;;;;::::
  03/31/26
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woah
  03/31/26
Thanks for the pics, GREAT THREAD!
Game Gear Battery Holocaust
  03/30/26
...
Long PlayroomPoon Clown Conniption
  03/31/26
is this a gunner certified NOT FLAME sex thread?!?
130k in childhood bedroom
  03/30/26
can't stop laughing at this thread this was 180
shaking hands w japanese man as last jew is ovened
  03/30/26
...
Frutiger Aero
  03/30/26
Last time I hooked up with a redhead she was my subjective d...
Jack Steves
  03/30/26
ENJOY YOUR ANTI-BIOTIC RESISTANT STI!
Game Gear Battery Holocaust
  03/31/26
Haven't fucked a redhead since law school. But when I did, ...
the walter white of this generation (walt jr.)
  03/30/26
What did he say the next morning when he was looking for the...
Game Gear Battery Holocaust
  03/31/26
Just a lot of bitching about how they're magical or some shi...
the walter white of this generation (walt jr.)
  03/31/26
seems life affirming
Brussels Sprout: Brussels,Helsinki,Stockholm,Kyiv
  03/31/26
any ass play?
SkaddenArse
  03/31/26


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Date: March 30th, 2026 7:07 PM
Author: Adamo Tuti (⚖️)

I am a gross old man, in relative terms, but I guess I have a huge cock - bigger than she's ever been with. She was in love. She said the following: "You wanna grab the back of my head and face fuck me?" After she let me use her face like a pussy she starts stroking it really fast and says "i like it when you goon for me. Fucking goon for me. Give me that nut all over my pretty face" and I just lost it. Hadn't jerked it in maybe 5-6 days so it was an absolutely massive load.

Gonna take pics next time and poast 'em.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851723&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49781641)



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Date: March 30th, 2026 7:12 PM
Author: JJC (retired)

State how you met said redhead.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851723&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49781651)



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Date: March 30th, 2026 7:13 PM
Author: Performative Social Interactions

online chatboard. moniker "doobs".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851723&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49781653)



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Date: March 30th, 2026 8:10 PM
Author: and then one day, for no reason at all (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851723&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49781742)



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Date: March 30th, 2026 9:23 PM
Author: Juan Eighty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851723&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49781909)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 6:49 AM
Author: ;::;:;;::;;;;;::::

nice that he's gone back to that. I matched with "Stinkerella" and it was just him in a tutu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851723&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49782364)



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Date: March 30th, 2026 7:19 PM
Author: Adamo Tuti (⚖️)

met her at a stupid club in NYC, was reluctantly dragged there to celebrate friend's divorce. she was there with a group of like 20+ girls from her school. the DJ was playing the BLACK ALBUM (Jay Z) from start to finish and I think she was impressed at how a white guy like me knew all the words ("wowww, you really just rapped the last 3 songs. clock it!"... i replied 'wanna come to our table and hit my weed pen?')

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851723&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49781661)



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Date: March 30th, 2026 7:22 PM
Author: JJC (retired)

Fuck her that night?

Any coke?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851723&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49781665)



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Date: March 30th, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: Adamo Tuti (⚖️)

No. Made out with her and got her number. Took her out for drinks and dinner the next night and sealed the deal

No coke for me. I have some myocardial fibrosis from all the blow I did from 14 to 35. These days I’ll eat a ton of gummies (75-100mg THC), chug 2-3 Celsius and do a double or even a triple of Zyn 12s to get a nice buzz going before I start drinking

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851723&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49781843)



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Date: March 30th, 2026 9:22 PM
Author: state your IQ before I engage you further

She had a fake id or what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851723&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49781905)



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Date: March 30th, 2026 10:40 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,..:,,:,......,;:.,.:..:.,:,::,.


LMAO at a DJ playing the full black album at a club in 2026. Just fanfic from an old millennial who still thinks that sounds cool.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851723&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49782046)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 9:54 AM
Author: jag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851723&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49782629)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 9:57 AM
Author: but wait theres more



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851723&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49782636)



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Date: March 30th, 2026 10:42 PM
Author: Game Gear Battery Holocaust

"DJ was playing the BLACK ALBUM (Jay Z) from start to finish and I think she was impressed at how a white guy like me knew all the words"

You: "CAN I GET AN ENCORE, DO YA WANT MORE, COOKIN' RAW WITH THE BROOKLYN BOY!"

Her: *Panties drenched*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851723&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49782057)



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Date: March 30th, 2026 10:51 PM
Author: shaking hands w japanese man as last jew is ovened



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851723&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49782068)



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Date: March 30th, 2026 10:52 PM
Author: 130k in childhood bedroom

If you having girl problems I feel bad for your son

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851723&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49782071)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 10:38 AM
Author: gay indie music

AND A JAY Z SONG WAS ON

AND A JAY Z SONG WAS ON

AND A JAY Z SONG WAS ON

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851723&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49782733)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: shaking hands w japanese man as last jew is ovened



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851723&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49783362)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 9:56 AM
Author: Must Poast Always (No Future)

I think she was impressed at how a white guy like me knew all the words tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851723&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49782634)



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Date: March 30th, 2026 8:12 PM
Author: AI_concubine

Pics or gtfo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851723&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49781746)



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Date: March 30th, 2026 8:45 PM
Author: Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III

Goddamn Zoomer slang. I have no idea WTF “goon” means but I hope you assertively pulled her hair and told her to learn proper dirty talk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851723&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49781839)



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Date: March 30th, 2026 9:53 PM
Author: Nippon Professional Baseball

Nobody says this irl especially females

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851723&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49781962)



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Date: March 30th, 2026 10:32 PM
Author: Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III

Certainly nobody in my IRL though I guess I have one more thing to add to the list of shit to watch out for in my teens texts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851723&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49782030)



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Date: March 30th, 2026 8:47 PM
Author: creatures that visit you in dreams

yeah I lied about my age doofus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851723&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49781840)



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Date: March 30th, 2026 9:47 PM
Author: Candy Ride

I love when I have sex with hot slutty random women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851723&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49781951)



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Date: March 30th, 2026 9:50 PM
Author: .,..,..,.,,..,..,,,,,,,,..,...,.,.,.,


I love when girls tell me to treat their face like a pussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851723&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49781958)



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Date: March 30th, 2026 10:10 PM
Author: AI_concubine

Or treat their ass like a face

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851723&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49781985)



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Date: March 30th, 2026 10:50 PM
Author: 130k in childhood bedroom



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851723&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49782066)



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Date: March 30th, 2026 10:51 PM
Author: shaking hands w japanese man as last jew is ovened



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851723&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49782069)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 6:50 AM
Author: ;::;:;;::;;;;;::::



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851723&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49782365)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 10:35 AM
Author: woah (hitler did nothing wrong)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851723&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49782728)



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Date: March 30th, 2026 10:35 PM
Author: Game Gear Battery Holocaust

Thanks for the pics, GREAT THREAD!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851723&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49782038)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 9:46 AM
Author: Long PlayroomPoon Clown Conniption ( )



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851723&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49782608)



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Date: March 30th, 2026 10:51 PM
Author: 130k in childhood bedroom

is this a gunner certified NOT FLAME sex thread?!?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851723&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49782067)



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Date: March 30th, 2026 10:51 PM
Author: shaking hands w japanese man as last jew is ovened

can't stop laughing at this thread this was 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851723&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49782070)



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Date: March 30th, 2026 11:05 PM
Author: Frutiger Aero



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851723&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49782092)



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Date: March 30th, 2026 11:02 PM
Author: Jack Steves

Last time I hooked up with a redhead she was my subjective dream girl and was really nervous but ended up playing it just right plus a lot of luck and got her in my living room. I’ll never forget pulling her panties off while she giggled and spreading her ass so ready to plow my face in. But it smelled like vinegar and had kinda like herpes blisters everywhere? Like all over the place?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851723&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49782083)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 8:51 AM
Author: Game Gear Battery Holocaust

ENJOY YOUR ANTI-BIOTIC RESISTANT STI!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851723&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49782512)



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Date: March 30th, 2026 11:08 PM
Author: the walter white of this generation (walt jr.)

Haven't fucked a redhead since law school. But when I did, I peeled the teal panties (not flame) off that intern and pocketed them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851723&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49782100)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 8:52 AM
Author: Game Gear Battery Holocaust

What did he say the next morning when he was looking for them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851723&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49782513)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 1:32 PM
Author: the walter white of this generation (walt jr.)

Just a lot of bitching about how they're magical or some shit and he has to purchase them from the Temple back home in SLC. I dunno I wasn't listening.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851723&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49783348)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 9:47 AM
Author: Brussels Sprout: Brussels,Helsinki,Stockholm,Kyiv


seems life affirming

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851723&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49782612)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 9:58 AM
Author: SkaddenArse

any ass play?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851723&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49782638)