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ITT, We Brainstorm Punishment for XO Slowdown Perp(s)

It's fucking wild that this shit is still gimping along this...
irate field
  06/30/26
180
Hilarious tanning salon
  06/30/26
Pluck each of their nut sack hairs individually with rusty t...
Fragrant chapel stain
  06/30/26
The only thing I hate about them is that they have so far fa...
talented pale sound barrier
  06/30/26
Okay, I lol'd
Hilarious tanning salon
  06/30/26
A long life
Onyx Old Irish Cottage Parlour
  06/30/26
Tp.
Hilarious tanning salon
  06/30/26


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Date: June 30th, 2026 9:35 AM
Author: irate field

It's fucking wild that this shit is still gimping along this way. If this is being caused by one or more assholes scraping or hammering the site, what would be an XO certified punishment?

Implanting a spiked hamster wheel in the perp's rectal cavity and letting a hamster run his little heart out?

Paying Laura Loomer to follow him/her/zhey around to aggressively hit on them, including in conference calls and meetings?

Scraping their whole body with a microplane grater to reflect the server's pain in the perp's body?

Something else?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878535&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49970822)



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Date: June 30th, 2026 12:35 PM
Author: Hilarious tanning salon

180

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Date: June 30th, 2026 2:42 PM
Author: Fragrant chapel stain

Pluck each of their nut sack hairs individually with rusty tweezers, while sucking them ALMOST to completion, then cut off their dick 1/4” at a time. Fry up the quarter inch penis cutlets in a steel pan with minced garlic, heavy cream, and plenty of Parmesan. Eat his dick cutlets in front of him/them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878535&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49971490)



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Date: June 30th, 2026 2:43 PM
Author: talented pale sound barrier

The only thing I hate about them is that they have so far failed to end this board’s existence forever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878535&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49971497)



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Date: June 30th, 2026 6:52 PM
Author: Hilarious tanning salon

Okay, I lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878535&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49972060)



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Date: June 30th, 2026 6:53 PM
Author: Onyx Old Irish Cottage Parlour

A long life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878535&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49972064)



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Date: June 30th, 2026 6:56 PM
Author: Hilarious tanning salon

Tp.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878535&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49972076)