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Twas the Night Before Christmas (Peterman version)

'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the J ...
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Missed this the first time. Great work dude. 180
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ty, labor of love
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Date: December 3rd, 2018 12:45 PM
Author: flirting plaza

'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the J

Lots of truckers were hungry, much like any old day;

The rig pigs were hung, taking dick pics with care,

In hopes that St. Peterman soon would be there;

The truckers were horny, dicks throbbing and red ,

While visions of Peter’s plums danced in their heads;

And Earl in his 'kerchief, and I in my cap,

Had just settled down longing for Peterman’s gap,

When out on the lot there arose such a clatter,

I sprang from the truck to see what was the matter.

Away to the lot I flew like a flash,

Tore open my zipper in hope of fresh gash.

The moon on the breast of the softly lit J

Made the lot lizards glow, all looking to play,

When, what to my wandering eyes should appear,

But a beady-eyed Peterman, and eight tiny trans-queers,

With a little old driver, so lively and quick,

I knew in a moment this night would be sick.

More rapid than eagles out their trousers they came,

And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name;

"Now, FLASHER! now, DANCER! now, PRANCER and VIXEN!

On, ROCKET ! on CUPID! on, BONER and SHITZEN!

To the back of the truck! to the top of the wall!

Now suck away! suck away! fuck away all!"

As lubed holes that before the wild hurricane fly,

When they meet with a cock, were mounted to the sky,

So up to the truck-stops the trans-queers they flew,

With the sleigh full of boys, and St. Peterman too.

And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the roof

The prancing and pawing of each little poof.

As he jerked with his hand, and was turning around,

“Stuff my chimney!” said St. Peterman on the ground.

He was dressed all in latex, from his head to his foot,

His knees were all tarnished with ashes and soot;

A bundle of dildos he had flung on his back,

And he looked like a peddler just lifting his sac.

His eyes -- how they twinkled! his dimples how merry!

His cheeks were like roses, his boihole like a cherry!

His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow,

And the beard of his chin had cum white as snow;

The stump of my pipe he held tight in his teeth,

And his lips did encircle its head like a wreath;

He had a broad face and a little round belly,

His broad backside shook like a bowlful of jelly.

He was chubby and plump, a right jolly old elf,

And I laughed when I saw him, in spite of myself;

A wink of his eye and a twist of his head,

Soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread;

He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,

We filled all their “stockings” and had circle jerks,

And laying his finger aside of his nose,

A huge snort of cocaine billowed up and rose;

Then he sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle,

And away they all pranced like the down of a thistle.

But I heard him exclaim, as he drove out of sight,

"HAPPY CHRISTMAS TO ALL, CASH AND CHECKS ARE ALL-RIGHT!"

Happy December, Merry Christmas & Happy New Year.

Upset Jew, 12-03-2018



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Date: December 3rd, 2018 3:00 PM
Author: flirting plaza



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Date: December 3rd, 2018 3:04 PM
Author: Fuchsia Hideous Milk Giraffe

TLDR but clearly you spent a lot of time on this, plz enjoy this pity bump as my Chanukah present to you

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Date: December 3rd, 2018 3:10 PM
Author: flirting plaza

ty!

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Date: December 3rd, 2018 3:16 PM
Author: lilac heady place of business

jfc, this was 180.

This is why I continue to visit this demented chatbort.

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Date: December 24th, 2021 4:53 PM
Author: Splenetic spot



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Date: December 3rd, 2018 3:17 PM
Author: Self-centered alpha



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Date: December 3rd, 2018 3:18 PM
Author: galvanic faggotry becky



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Date: December 3rd, 2018 3:22 PM
Author: Startling amethyst pozpig



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Date: December 3rd, 2018 3:22 PM
Author: soul-stirring fear-inspiring set jewess



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Date: December 3rd, 2018 3:26 PM
Author: lilac heady place of business



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Date: December 7th, 2018 11:35 AM
Author: flirting plaza



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Date: December 7th, 2018 11:39 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Sinister Abode



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Date: December 7th, 2018 11:50 AM
Author: swashbuckling fantasy-prone organic girlfriend



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Date: December 7th, 2018 11:52 AM
Author: irate multi-billionaire



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Date: December 7th, 2018 11:55 AM
Author: Coiffed Rehab Quadroon



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Date: December 14th, 2018 12:12 PM
Author: flirting plaza



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Date: December 14th, 2018 12:15 PM
Author: excitant home nowag



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Date: December 24th, 2018 8:40 AM
Author: flirting plaza



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Date: December 24th, 2018 8:40 AM
Author: Self-centered alpha



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Date: December 24th, 2018 8:41 AM
Author: flesh fanboi



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Date: December 24th, 2018 8:44 AM
Author: red idiot foreskin

To be fair,

What—a Jew lampooning Christmas in a vulgar and sexually explicit manner for “laughs”? Why I’ve never

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Date: December 24th, 2018 8:52 AM
Author: Filthy crystalline cuckold

120

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Date: December 24th, 2018 7:44 PM
Author: flirting plaza



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Date: December 24th, 2018 8:47 AM
Author: Filthy crystalline cuckold



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Date: December 24th, 2018 8:54 AM
Author: Bistre den international law enforcement agency



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Date: December 24th, 2018 9:46 AM
Author: flirting plaza



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Date: December 24th, 2018 8:02 PM
Author: fragrant university chad



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Date: December 24th, 2018 9:27 PM
Author: Onyx Kitchen

Artistic gold tyvmft

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Date: December 16th, 2021 12:45 PM
Author: flirting plaza



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Date: December 24th, 2018 9:30 PM
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Date: December 24th, 2018 9:35 PM
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Date: December 24th, 2018 9:38 PM
Author: dark disturbing corner indirect expression

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Date: July 1st, 2019 5:53 PM
Author: flirting plaza

~*Christmas in July bump*~

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Date: July 1st, 2019 5:53 PM
Author: Self-centered alpha



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Date: July 1st, 2019 5:53 PM
Author: Self-centered alpha



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Date: December 10th, 2019 9:37 AM
Author: flirting plaza

Early December Bump

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Date: December 20th, 2019 12:21 PM
Author: flirting plaza

getting close...

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Date: December 24th, 2019 12:18 AM
Author: flirting plaza

ding ding ding

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Date: December 24th, 2019 12:38 AM
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Date: December 24th, 2019 8:42 AM
Author: flirting plaza



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Date: December 24th, 2019 8:49 AM
Author: Hateful gas station



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Date: December 24th, 2019 8:52 AM
Author: Provocative orange incel

This deserves more bumps.

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Date: December 24th, 2019 9:07 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy brunch



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Date: December 24th, 2019 9:14 AM
Author: Onyx Kitchen

lost it at 8 tiny trans queers. still unmitigated 180

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Date: December 24th, 2019 10:57 AM
Author: flirting plaza

lol

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Date: December 24th, 2021 4:54 PM
Author: Splenetic spot

This

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Date: December 24th, 2019 9:30 AM
Author: Glittery iridescent school cafeteria

Missed this the first time. Great work dude.

180

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Date: December 24th, 2019 10:58 AM
Author: flirting plaza

ty, labor of love

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Date: December 24th, 2019 11:02 AM
Author: Trip parlour



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Date: December 24th, 2019 11:51 AM
Author: flirting plaza



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Date: December 24th, 2019 1:48 PM
Author: flirting plaza

lube up your chimneys!

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Date: December 24th, 2019 4:19 PM
Author: Splenetic spot

pure gold 180

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Date: December 24th, 2019 5:57 PM
Author: flirting plaza



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Date: December 24th, 2019 4:29 PM
Author: big station



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Date: December 15th, 2020 2:54 PM
Author: flirting plaza



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Date: December 23rd, 2020 1:37 PM
Author: flirting plaza



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Date: December 24th, 2020 8:07 AM
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Date: December 24th, 2020 1:14 PM
Author: flirting plaza

It's time.

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Date: December 24th, 2020 1:19 PM
Author: swashbuckling fantasy-prone organic girlfriend



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Date: December 16th, 2021 10:44 AM
Author: flirting plaza



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Date: December 16th, 2021 11:32 AM
Author: Bistre den international law enforcement agency



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Date: December 16th, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: concupiscible insanely creepy digit ratio box office



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Date: December 20th, 2021 12:21 PM
Author: flirting plaza

Chri$tmas $pirit

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Date: December 20th, 2021 12:27 PM
Author: Turquoise seedy location round eye

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Date: December 22nd, 2021 5:59 PM
Author: flirting plaza



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Date: December 22nd, 2021 6:53 PM
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Date: December 25th, 2023 11:04 AM
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