The most prestigious law school admissions discussion board in the world.
|
 |
 
|
Soccer-Lovers: EXPLAIN KICKING THE BALL 40FT OVER THE GOAL
Poast new message in this thread
Date: June 16th, 2014 10:39 PM Author: claret stead Why does this happen in every soccer game Ive ever seen, played by the world's best athletes.
Hey, we only get 10 shots on goal the entire 90 minutes, let me just sail this one fifteen yards over the cross bar whoops |
Date: June 16th, 2014 10:44 PM Author: claret stead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#25763711) |
|
Date: June 16th, 2014 10:45 PM Author: marvelous address Soccermos, explain. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#25763719) |
|
Date: June 16th, 2014 10:46 PM Author: Lascivious brunch Why don't NFL QBs just hit their receivers right in the numbers every time? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#25763728) |
 |
Date: June 16th, 2014 10:48 PM Author: claret stead I was waiting for this.
Imagine an NFL where every game you watched included multiple throws 15 yards over the receivers hands and out of the back of the endzone. Whoops. |
|
Date: June 16th, 2014 10:50 PM Author: Honey-headed razzmatazz bawdyhouse Ok. How about why do MLB batters pop out? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#25763757) |
|
Date: July 13th, 2014 5:38 PM Author: 180 henna property (Actual retard) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#25923934) |
|
Date: July 13th, 2014 7:30 PM Author: histrionic parlour useless brakes baseball is 15X smaller, comes at you @ 100 mph. try again shitlib (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#25924487) |
|
Date: January 17th, 2024 8:41 AM Author: Blue boyish azn indian lodge bc baseball is the kind of sport where if you pop out or miss completely only 2/3 of the time you'll be one of the best players in the game and likely make the HOF. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#47297704) |
|
Date: June 16th, 2014 10:51 PM Author: marvelous address And every time the ball sails 50 feet over the goal there has to be this Academy Award winning performance where the shooter clutches his head with both hands in disbelief. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#25763762) |
|
Date: July 13th, 2014 9:10 PM Author: Rebellious Nibblets Den (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#25925177) |
|
Date: July 13th, 2014 9:20 PM Author: Crystalline Unhinged Shrine Old Irish Cottage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#25925253) |
|
Date: June 30th, 2019 3:05 PM Author: Vigorous Plaza Wrinkle (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#38464954) |
|
Date: June 16th, 2014 10:49 PM Author: filthy hateful chad They have giant doods chasing them and the receivers are moving. Soccer players miss a giant, stationary goal after taking two minutes setting up the shot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#25763747) |
|
Date: June 16th, 2014 10:50 PM Author: Crystalline Unhinged Shrine Old Irish Cottage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#25763756) |
|
Date: June 16th, 2014 10:51 PM Author: marvelous address (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#25763768) |
|
Date: June 16th, 2014 10:56 PM Author: Lascivious brunch Rofl. It is not easy to put a shot on goal with dudes defending against you in world class soccer. There is not offensive line to give you room and time to set up the kick. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#25763790) |
|
Date: June 16th, 2014 11:04 PM Author: filthy hateful chad They still fuck up free kicks most of the time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#25763842) |
|
Date: June 16th, 2014 11:09 PM Author: Vermilion Costumed Halford Menage free kick has to go up to make it over the wall first. its just hard to put the right spin on it to make it come back down (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#25763883) |
|
Date: June 16th, 2014 11:11 PM Author: claret stead any player famous for just blasting through the wall (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#25763898) |
|
Date: June 16th, 2014 11:14 PM Author: Vermilion Costumed Halford Menage lmao check out juninho pernambucano videos to see a good free kick taker |
|
Date: June 17th, 2014 10:31 AM Author: claret stead pretty curvy stuff.
Predict Lebron's success at being a goalie |
|
Date: June 16th, 2014 10:49 PM Author: Chocolate Diverse Multi-billionaire Locale Dude, they're throwing to a moving target while huge bulky dudes are trying to take their head off. They aren't kicking into a giant stationary rectangle. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#25763751) |
|
Date: January 17th, 2024 8:56 AM Author: Dashing faggotry factory reset button they're kinda tall and lanky, but yeah. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#47297734) |
|
Date: June 16th, 2014 10:49 PM Author: Mint circlehead mother It can be very difficult to keep the ball from sailing when it's hit hard. Hitting the ball at the wrong spot or off the wrong part of your cleat will send it sailing. When you're hitting the ball as hard the pros, there is very little room for error. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#25763748) |
|
Date: June 16th, 2014 10:51 PM Author: claret stead This is a very good explanation. But it leads to the question why havent soccer players evolved to the point where they learn to pick the ball up with their hands. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#25763765) |
|
Date: June 16th, 2014 10:58 PM Author: Cordovan potus trump supporter lol.
just do premise a sport around not using the most dexterous and evolutionarily unique parts of the human body. |
|
Date: June 16th, 2014 11:01 PM Author: claret stead I mostly watch these days waiting for that eureka evolutionary moment, like a chimp figuring out how to use a stick to get ants out of a tree hollow, when the first one of these eurofuckers tentatively picks the ball up with his hands and experimentally tosses it to an astonished teammate. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#25763827) |
|
Date: June 16th, 2014 11:04 PM Author: Cordovan potus trump supporter 180. that's how rugby was invented. it took american brains to realize you can throw the ball *forward*, thus creating football (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#25763837) |
|
Date: July 13th, 2014 7:31 PM Author: Tantric Aqua Philosopher-king This was the best anti-soccer argument I've seen. I remember Max Kellerman making it around the time of a previous world cup. He said you know what would be awesome, if they took soccer, shrank the goal down, move it closer together, get rid of a bunch of the players on the field and put the goal high in the air where you could watch incredible athletes make the ball go in using the evolutionary advantage of the opposable thumb. AKA- I'll watch basketball. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#25924498) |
|
Date: July 13th, 2014 5:40 PM Author: sooty gas station windowlicker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#25923945) |
|
Date: June 16th, 2014 10:53 PM Author: Shivering transparent cuckoldry Too strong for their own good (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#25763775) |
|
Date: June 16th, 2014 10:59 PM Author: contagious business firm indirect expression *Rolls a soccer ball slowly in your direction*
|
|
Date: June 16th, 2014 10:59 PM Author: bistre kitty cat or how about breaking away and being in perfect position to make an unimpeded shot on goal or pass to your perfectly positioned teammate, but waiting the extra second until defenders converge on you. They do this a lot too. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#25763815) |
|
Date: June 16th, 2014 11:06 PM Author: Vermilion Costumed Halford Menage this is actually a thing, players won't use their teammates for tap ins (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#25763864) |
|
Date: June 17th, 2014 10:59 AM Author: judgmental poppy market It does seem like a lot of players would rather try to break down two defenders for the spectacular goal which validates their ability rather than try for a more open shot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#25765660) |
|
Date: July 13th, 2014 7:35 PM Author: dull splenetic black woman brother 99.99% of those times the perfectly positioned teammate is actually off sides (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#25924534) |
|
Date: June 16th, 2014 10:59 PM Author: Exhilarant jew It's a form of hustling. Do this once and the other team won't know what's coming next time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#25763817) |
|
Date: July 13th, 2014 9:05 PM Author: sable beta internal respiration trailer park (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#25925127) |
|
Date: June 16th, 2014 11:06 PM Author: Vermilion Costumed Halford Menage ball bobbles a bit even on good surfaces, get under it by a bit too much and you'll sky it. also, ball is often top spinning when a player takes it first-time, causing it to rise. also, body positioning is often less than ideal when coming on to a free ball (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#25763855) |
|
Date: June 17th, 2014 7:06 PM Author: tan heaven background story that's why these guys are the best at the game in their countries. They do nothing but kick soccer balls and run all day, for years and years. They should have this shit figured out. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#25768124) |
|
Date: June 16th, 2014 11:08 PM Author: clear adventurous depressive they're trying to get some serious spin on it to come back down but their kick was off, so it never curves (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#25763877) |
|
Date: June 16th, 2014 11:14 PM Author: Appetizing shimmering double fault kitchen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#25763916) |
|
Date: June 17th, 2014 10:35 AM Author: Rough-skinned travel guidebook striped hyena Makes me love hockey even more. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#25765573) |
|
Date: June 17th, 2014 6:52 PM Author: Vermilion Costumed Halford Menage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#25768074) |
|
Date: July 13th, 2014 5:38 PM Author: racy coral school police squad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#25923925) |
|
Date: July 13th, 2014 5:38 PM Author: Massive Trust Fund House its a NUANCED and NOT COMPLETELY RANDOM sport (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#25923931) |
|
Date: July 13th, 2014 5:39 PM Author: Aggressive brindle temple antidepressant drug not played by players w/ multi million dollar contracts (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#25923944) |
|
Date: July 13th, 2014 5:39 PM Author: sooty gas station windowlicker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#25923938) |
|
Date: July 13th, 2014 5:43 PM Author: concupiscible box office macaca All sports are fixed. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#25923967) |
|
Date: July 13th, 2014 5:46 PM Author: Aggressive brindle temple antidepressant drug maybe, but soccer isn't a sport. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#25923989) |
|
Date: July 13th, 2014 7:18 PM Author: racy coral school police squad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#25924421) |
|
Date: July 13th, 2014 7:23 PM Author: Crystalline Unhinged Shrine Old Irish Cottage Imagine NBA players routinely chucking shots into the stands from 15 feet out
|
|
Date: July 13th, 2014 7:33 PM Author: Tantric Aqua Philosopher-king Like Baseketball psych out misses. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#25924515) |
|
Date: July 13th, 2014 7:36 PM Author: Massive Trust Fund House (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#25924537) |
|
Date: July 13th, 2014 9:03 PM Author: racy coral school police squad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#25925112) |
|
Date: July 13th, 2014 9:05 PM Author: sooty gas station windowlicker *pitcher rockets 8 fastballs into the stands over the course of a game* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#25925123) |
|
Date: July 13th, 2014 9:18 PM Author: Crystalline Unhinged Shrine Old Irish Cottage *Is Rick Ankiel* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#25925238) |
|
Date: July 13th, 2014 9:23 PM Author: sooty gas station windowlicker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#25925281) |
|
Date: July 13th, 2014 9:05 PM Author: Exhilarant jew they would immediately be cut from the team. yet, in soccer they are rewarded with trophies. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#25925126) |
|
Date: July 13th, 2014 9:06 PM Author: sable beta internal respiration trailer park it's like how in baseball you fail 70% of the time and you're a hall of famer. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#25925136) |
|
Date: July 13th, 2014 9:07 PM Author: racy coral school police squad in soccer a 5% success rate makes you a god (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#25925146) |
|
Date: July 13th, 2014 9:08 PM Author: sable beta internal respiration trailer park we can still make it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#25925163) |
|
Date: July 13th, 2014 9:19 PM Author: Crystalline Unhinged Shrine Old Irish Cottage Sorry, is the soccer ball you're kicking coming at you at 95 miles per hour while moving around?
Oh, no it isn't? |
|
Date: July 13th, 2014 9:29 PM Author: Exhilarant jew how about i grab you by the ears and move your head around, tough guy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#25925346) |
|
Date: January 18th, 2015 6:25 PM Author: racy coral school police squad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#27140560) |
|
Date: January 23rd, 2015 8:33 PM Author: judgmental poppy market http://gfycat.com/CheapMaleAntelopegroundsquirrel# (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#27174133) |
|
Date: November 25th, 2022 3:55 PM Author: Vigorous Plaza Wrinkle (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#45543934) |
|
Date: January 17th, 2024 8:38 AM Author: claret stead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#47297701) |
|
Date: September 16th, 2024 3:04 PM Author: Vigorous Plaza Wrinkle (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#48095166) |
|
Date: June 20th, 2026 8:41 PM Author: Vigorous Plaza Wrinkle (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49952317) |
|
Date: June 27th, 2026 7:48 PM Author: Vigorous Plaza Wrinkle I’m convinced players do this to make soccer seem harder than it is (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49966251) |
|
Date: June 27th, 2026 7:54 PM Author: titillating sick church dopamine Retarded Americans like games where scoring is very easy. They would love soccer if it was some scheme where it was just a succession of penalty kicks and the score was in the 50s. And of course they love games where they can watch hundreds of ads in 3 hours as well. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49966264) |
|
Date: July 3rd, 2026 5:30 PM Author: Metal Up Your Ass Doesn't really address the op.
The margin of error on these shots is ridiculous. |
|
Date: July 3rd, 2026 4:46 PM Author: Brother Peter Dimond (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49977448) |