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our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:10 AM
Author: Saffron national windowlicker



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:15 AM
Author: Wonderful Mediation

ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore and gave her my #. she left a message when i was out, but because i bought the cheapest piece of shit answering machine her message got garbled after the first few seconds ("hey, we met at the bookstore..."). so i didn't have her # or name and never saw her again. she probably thinks i ghosted her.

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:52 AM
Author: Saffron national windowlicker

"And once again, after who knows what aeons of the silence and dark, the birds will sing and the waters flow, and lights and shadows move across the hills,

And the faces of our friends laugh upon us with amazed recognition."

All wholesome misunderstandings will have their day in the sun, thank Goodness!

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: Saffron national windowlicker



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: Saffron national windowlicker



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Date: September 16th, 2021 6:53 AM
Author: Saffron national windowlicker



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: Beady-eyed house



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:46 AM
Author: Saffron national windowlicker



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:55 AM
Author: Hyperventilating fishy site

Couldn't you have checked your bill to see what number called?

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: Dark aphrodisiac range

My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she yelled at my brother that she didn't know how he was getting home from his friend's house and to call her from a pay phone. She left it on there and we kept getting messages like "Uh..... Hi, this is Rachel calling for Mr. Sickly from Dr. Blah blah..."

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 4:00 AM
Author: Saffron national windowlicker

LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kind of thing that could only happen in the 90s.

My first relationship happened at the turn of the 21st century, and I remember frequently using payphones at the mall and/or promenade type places to arrange pick up times with our parents.

And I also distinctly remember feeling reluctant to get a cellphone, even when my parents, my sisters, and my girlfriend's sisters all wanted me to have one.

My junior high girlfriend and I knew that something valuable was being lost - living in a reality unmediated by screens - and held out as long as we could. (She's a Mediterranean Catholicmo - coincidence? I don't think so. All heart.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#42882731)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: Saffron national windowlicker



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: Saffron national windowlicker



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:47 AM
Author: Saffron national windowlicker



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:04 AM
Author: sapphire senate

"You've reached the..."

entire intact, white nuclear family together: "Johnson family! Leave a message!"

*lib shudders*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43194579)



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:07 AM
Author: Saffron national windowlicker

😂😂😂

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Date: September 30th, 2021 12:02 AM
Author: Saffron national windowlicker



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:52 PM
Author: Saffron national windowlicker



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:54 PM
Author: galvanic geriatric dilemma



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Date: September 30th, 2021 5:23 PM
Author: Saffron national windowlicker



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:26 PM
Author: Saffron national windowlicker

!!!

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Date: November 27th, 2021 12:51 AM
Author: Saffron national windowlicker



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Date: November 27th, 2021 2:52 AM
Author: Saffron national windowlicker

LMAO at this planet...

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Date: November 28th, 2021 7:56 PM
Author: Saffron national windowlicker



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:43 AM
Author: Saffron national windowlicker



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:47 AM
Author: sapphire senate



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:52 AM
Author: Saffron national windowlicker

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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: cream tanning salon



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:50 PM
Author: Saffron national windowlicker



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:37 PM
Author: mind-boggling sickened ladyboy den



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:43 PM
Author: Saffron national windowlicker



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: Sooty exciting garrison

I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others' messages

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Date: August 3rd, 2021 1:09 AM
Author: Saffron national windowlicker

This sounds like something out of Charlie Brown or John Hughes: 180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#42887666)



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Date: August 3rd, 2021 6:21 AM
Author: Sooty exciting garrison

our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:18 AM
Author: Saffron national windowlicker

Can't believe I missed this poast, Ho Lee Fuk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#42944234)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:36 AM
Author: Kink-friendly rose french chef



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: Lilac Big Legend



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Date: August 8th, 2021 5:48 AM
Author: Saffron national windowlicker



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Date: August 14th, 2021 7:55 AM
Author: Saffron national windowlicker



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: Canary adventurous business firm sandwich

aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom)

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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:46 AM
Author: Saffron national windowlicker

Lol'd IRL, tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#42950183)



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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:49 AM
Author: Beta Dopamine

Asking operator to do an emergency cut-in so your mom can come pick you up from the mall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#42950197)



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Date: August 15th, 2021 12:34 PM
Author: Saffron national windowlicker

180000000000000000000

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Date: August 16th, 2021 1:26 AM
Author: Saffron national windowlicker



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Date: August 16th, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: Saffron national windowlicker



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:04 PM
Author: Saffron national windowlicker



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: black unholy market useless brakes

Strong thread/moniker synergy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#42969803)



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: Saffron national windowlicker

;-)

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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:10 PM
Author: brass multi-colored locale

Weird how voice mail used to be something to look forward to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#42969813)



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Date: August 18th, 2021 5:55 PM
Author: Beta Dopamine

Someone in a neighborhood group found a phone and this boomer recommended he call the number and leave a voicemail because people still check their voicemail.

I don't think I've checked a voicemail in years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#42970818)



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: Saffron national windowlicker



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: Saffron national windowlicker



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Date: August 22nd, 2021 2:18 AM
Author: Saffron national windowlicker



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:18 PM
Author: Saffron national windowlicker



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: Flushed rigor digit ratio

It was in my parents' bedroom. I would distinctly remember coming home from a weekend away, and all of us would crowd into their room as they played the messages. 180 family nostalgia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43053111)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 12:42 AM
Author: Saffron national windowlicker



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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:06 AM
Author: Saffron national windowlicker

This poast blew my mind, not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43107001)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:07 AM
Author: Saffron national windowlicker

As in, an honest-to-goodness Proustian portal to the past, pure wholesomeness on all levels, my friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43107002)



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: Beady-eyed house



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Date: September 25th, 2021 7:48 PM
Author: Saffron national windowlicker



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Date: September 16th, 2021 4:43 AM
Author: Saffron national windowlicker



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Date: September 25th, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: Saffron national windowlicker



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:02 AM
Author: Saffron national windowlicker



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Date: October 7th, 2021 11:32 PM
Author: Saffron national windowlicker



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:29 PM
Author: useless vigorous legal warrant

[your dad, hoping he can lunge for the button before you or your mom]

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Date: October 19th, 2021 10:54 PM
Author: Saffron national windowlicker

😂😂😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43299359)



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Date: October 24th, 2021 8:55 PM
Author: Saffron national windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43324612)



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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:14 PM
Author: Saffron national windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43514420)



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Date: August 19th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: Flushed rigor digit ratio



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Date: August 20th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: Saffron national windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49199590)



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Date: August 21st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Flushed rigor digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49200263)



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Date: August 21st, 2025 1:49 PM
Author: Saffron national windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49200780)



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Date: October 24th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Saffron national windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49372624)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: Saffron national windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49375825)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: Saffron national windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49375827)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: Saffron national windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49375828)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: Saffron national windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49375830)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: ocher base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49375842)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: Saffron national windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49376322)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:25 PM
Author: ivory school cafeteria pistol

*is young biglaw associate who went camping over the weekend*

*checks work voicemail at 6 am Monday*

"You have ... 24 ... new voicemails."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49375859)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: Saffron national windowlicker

Okay, I lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49376324)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: ivory school cafeteria pistol

*listens to caller's 5-7 minute rambling voicemail about important matter that finishes with, "anyway, please call me ASAP at [recites number in slurring voice at breakneck speed]"*

*sighs*

*hits 'repeat voicemail' button*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49376404)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: Saffron national windowlicker

On the bright side, 5-7 minute rambling to make sense of against all odds - and even endlessly repeatable once in a while due to its "180"ness - is mystically similar, in a certain sense, to his other time consuming interest outside the modern white collar services professions, mysteriously known as: "ZoZo"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49376409)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: ivory school cafeteria pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49376411)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: Saffron national windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49376412)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: Saffron national windowlicker

I really like it here in case I didn't make that clear, my genuinely witty and insightful pumo brother in arms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49376414)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:36 PM
Author: ivory school cafeteria pistol

o it's clear brother.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49376428)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: Saffron national windowlicker

<3<3<3

Gorgeous noblesse oblige on your part, which I had a feeling about given your sense of humor, unironically :-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49376435)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: Saffron national windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49639794)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: Saffron national windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49652305)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: bright slippery orchestra pit fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49652439)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: Saffron national windowlicker

Battle Diaper Alita (tp) recording your Answering Machine greeting (tp, to be perfectly clear)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49652462)



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:47 AM
Author: Saffron national windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49653001)



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Date: February 8th, 2026 10:09 PM
Author: Saffron national windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49657164)



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Date: February 11th, 2026 11:29 PM
Author: Saffron national windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49664938)



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Date: February 12th, 2026 5:24 PM
Author: Saffron national windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49666650)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 3:50 PM
Author: More frutiger aero than frutiger aero tp, tp. (tp)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49694871)



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Date: February 28th, 2026 12:30 PM
Author: More frutiger aero than frutiger aero tp, tp. (tp)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49702519)