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video of Jonathan Franzen "hooping it up"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1N7Duq-rFc&feature=relat...
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  02/22/12
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Blathering organic girlfriend
  02/22/12
9:06 -- Franzen spastically shoots and bricks hilariously 1...
Metal Slippery Meetinghouse Voyeur
  02/22/12
man even the first sentence out of his mouth was absurd
Odious frum step-uncle's house boistinker
  02/22/12
cr. the woman keeps looking more and more disturbed as th...
Metal Slippery Meetinghouse Voyeur
  02/22/12
just threw up in my mouth a lot
Vigorous Topaz Casino
  02/22/12
I found the Corrections to be a lot of fun. I can't get thro...
Coiffed Magical Brunch Ratface
  02/22/12
rate Franzen's jump shot, bro
Metal Slippery Meetinghouse Voyeur
  02/22/12
I'm not watching the entire video. He seems like a miserable...
Coiffed Magical Brunch Ratface
  02/22/12
u jelly
Metal Slippery Meetinghouse Voyeur
  02/22/12
did u try Freedom? I like the Corrections fine but haven't c...
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Odious frum step-uncle's house boistinker
  02/23/12
Thanks for sharing. The picture of the room is astonishing ...
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Odious frum step-uncle's house boistinker
  02/23/12
that comment was posted by Franzen
mind-boggling forum dog poop
  02/23/12
how someone can write a comment like this and not eat a bull...
dull gas station
  01/20/13
HOLY FUCKING SHIT. WHY DOES THIS PERSON EXIST. IS GOD PLAYIN...
beta foreskin
  02/23/12
franzen often says he was popular in high school, i have a h...
Odious frum step-uncle's house boistinker
  02/23/12
Credited, one look at his jump shot in gym class would have ...
iridescent glittery stage gaping
  02/23/12
he looks like he wasn't allowed outside as a child, i'm not ...
Odious frum step-uncle's house boistinker
  02/23/12
this is the greatest thing about Franzen. he is an egotist. ...
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Odious frum step-uncle's house boistinker
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Fighting slate ceo hairy legs
  02/25/12
its crazy how unlikable he is
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  02/25/12
cr
bipolar hell
  05/17/12
*writes a book about a basketball player* *cannot even boun...
mind-boggling forum dog poop
  02/25/12
U mad Chabon?
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Odious frum step-uncle's house boistinker
  03/31/12
god fucking damn it
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  03/31/12
great american novelist
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Claret Site Incel
  10/26/12
goddamn u franzen
mind-boggling forum dog poop
  10/26/12
Absolutely astonished at how much I don't like him
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talented theater stage
  11/20/12
i don't understand franzen's self-concept, how he sees himse...
talented theater stage
  11/20/12
how DOES he see himself?
beta foreskin
  01/13/13
highly intellectual, "voice of a generation" for s...
bipolar hell
  01/13/13
Really dont like that guy
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Odious frum step-uncle's house boistinker
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is franzen a crypto racist? i don't have his books in front ...
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At the same time, one strongly senses that the descriptions ...
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  02/12/13
BOOOOOOOOOO!!!! BOOOOOOOOOO!!!! C'mon guys let's drown h...
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  02/24/17
lmao, forgot how funny this video is
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lol wtf get off the court son
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Date: February 22nd, 2012 12:13 PM
Author: mind-boggling forum dog poop

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1N7Duq-rFc&feature=related

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 12:14 PM
Author: Blathering organic girlfriend



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 10:58 PM
Author: Metal Slippery Meetinghouse Voyeur

9:06 -- Franzen spastically shoots and bricks hilariously

11:50 -- Franzen still dribbling his basketball down the streets of Manhattan

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 10:59 PM
Author: Odious frum step-uncle's house boistinker

man even the first sentence out of his mouth was absurd

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:05 PM
Author: Metal Slippery Meetinghouse Voyeur

cr.

the woman keeps looking more and more disturbed as the interview goes on. Franzen refuses to make eye contact with her. she stares quizically during his meandering disquisitions with an expression that seems to ask "who is this jackass?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#20032225)



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:03 PM
Author: Vigorous Topaz Casino

just threw up in my mouth a lot

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:04 PM
Author: Coiffed Magical Brunch Ratface

I found the Corrections to be a lot of fun. I can't get through his latest book. Just not that interesting.



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:05 PM
Author: Metal Slippery Meetinghouse Voyeur

rate Franzen's jump shot, bro

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:06 PM
Author: Coiffed Magical Brunch Ratface

I'm not watching the entire video. He seems like a miserable person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#20032239)



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:08 PM
Author: Metal Slippery Meetinghouse Voyeur

u jelly

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Date: December 13th, 2015 11:30 PM
Author: Heady Corner Genital Piercing

did u try Freedom? I like the Corrections fine but haven't checked out either of those



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 5:32 AM
Author: Odious frum step-uncle's house boistinker



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 7:05 AM
Author: vengeful knife

Thanks for sharing.

The picture of the room is astonishing but it really explains, no words needed, the depths Franzen is reaching in his books. I also I like his ability to dwell in the present moment (especially dialogues between characters but other situations too) - I think those are the most attractive and "alive" parts in a book - and this room seems to give him the absolute silence - in every sense - to listen patiently to those frail moments and write them so perceptively.

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Date: February 23rd, 2012 6:21 PM
Author: Odious frum step-uncle's house boistinker



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 9:52 PM
Author: mind-boggling forum dog poop

that comment was posted by Franzen

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Date: January 20th, 2013 4:06 AM
Author: dull gas station

how someone can write a comment like this and not eat a bullet immediately after is a mystery to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#22466908)



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 9:55 PM
Author: beta foreskin

HOLY FUCKING SHIT. WHY DOES THIS PERSON EXIST. IS GOD PLAYING A JOKE ON US.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#20039431)



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 10:02 PM
Author: Odious frum step-uncle's house boistinker

franzen often says he was popular in high school, i have a hard time believing it with a jump shot like that

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Date: February 23rd, 2012 10:07 PM
Author: iridescent glittery stage gaping

Credited, one look at his jump shot in gym class would have killed any attraction a girl might have had for him and all respect from bros.

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Date: February 23rd, 2012 10:08 PM
Author: Odious frum step-uncle's house boistinker

he looks like he wasn't allowed outside as a child, i'm not kidding

i'm no athlete but i can shoot a basketball without looking like an alien

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Date: February 23rd, 2012 10:13 PM
Author: mind-boggling forum dog poop

this is the greatest thing about Franzen. he is an egotist. in this video he trashes his ex-wife, basically saying that they divorced because she was jealous of his writing ability. lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#20039620)



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Date: February 24th, 2017 9:56 AM
Author: Odious frum step-uncle's house boistinker



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Date: February 25th, 2012 2:02 AM
Author: Fighting slate ceo hairy legs



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Date: February 25th, 2012 2:21 AM
Author: anal mediation tank

its crazy how unlikable he is

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Date: May 17th, 2012 12:33 AM
Author: bipolar hell

cr

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Date: February 25th, 2012 2:23 AM
Author: mind-boggling forum dog poop

*writes a book about a basketball player*

*cannot even bounce a basketball*

*is Franzen*

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Date: February 12th, 2013 5:26 PM
Author: Floppy antidepressant drug

U mad Chabon?

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Date: March 31st, 2012 3:47 AM
Author: Odious frum step-uncle's house boistinker



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Date: March 31st, 2012 5:19 AM
Author: contagious dilemma mad-dog skullcap

god fucking damn it

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Date: October 26th, 2012 3:34 AM
Author: Odious frum step-uncle's house boistinker

great american novelist

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Date: October 26th, 2012 3:34 AM
Author: Claret Site Incel



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Date: October 26th, 2012 3:41 AM
Author: mind-boggling forum dog poop

goddamn u franzen

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Date: November 20th, 2012 10:44 PM
Author: Rambunctious arousing hospital

Absolutely astonished at how much I don't like him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#22086662)



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Date: November 20th, 2012 10:48 PM
Author: talented theater stage



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Date: November 20th, 2012 10:49 PM
Author: talented theater stage

i don't understand franzen's self-concept, how he sees himself. i hate his books, but i'm fascinated by him psychologically.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#22086688)



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Date: January 13th, 2013 5:49 PM
Author: beta foreskin

how DOES he see himself?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#22425626)



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Date: January 13th, 2013 5:51 PM
Author: bipolar hell

highly intellectual, "voice of a generation" for seattle/SF/brooklyn latte \-sippers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#22425633)



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Date: January 19th, 2013 9:58 PM
Author: Rambunctious arousing hospital

Really dont like that guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#22465673)



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Date: January 20th, 2013 4:11 AM
Author: Odious frum step-uncle's house boistinker



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Date: January 20th, 2013 4:54 AM
Author: Laughsome walnut location idiot

is franzen a crypto racist? i don't have his books in front of me, but i was thinking about this recently.

in The Corrections there is a strange group of passages where the narrator seems to ridicule the work of the woman who grows fresh vegetable gardens w/ inner-city black kids. he basically says: "these kids are too fucking stupid to appreciate middle class values, and this person doesn't realize the futility of her work." then he turns her into one of the most pathetic, debased characters in modern fiction, whose downfall it is suggested is brought about by her essential naivete (referring back to her judgment re: the inner city kids).

then in Freedom, there is the protagonist's father, Ray, a wealthy lawyer who defends indigent minorities. he is portrayed as massively condescending and hateful towards his clients - though at the same time explaining to his daughter that they are innocent victims of the system. his minority clients are characterized as buffoons, whom Ray, the prosecutor, and the Judge (all white) cannot help joining together to laugh at in one scene. confusingly, the novel uses, for this character's final redemption, the image of dozens of these black people and their families, heads bowed, filing silently and reverently into the *BACK* (the symbolism) of the church at his funeral - like they are straight out of To Kill a Mockingbird.

the elite east coast lawyer is glorified and the blacks are kept firmly in their place, as objects of charity that is an instrument for self-aggrandizement of the white elites.

his portrayal of the Indian girl in Freedom has also been called racist, for being so laughably 1-dimensional.

these are the only minorities in any of his books.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#22466947)



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Date: February 12th, 2013 5:38 PM
Author: Vivacious soggy ladyboy factory reset button

At the same time, one strongly senses that the descriptions of the Indian girl in Freedom are Franzen just transcribing one of his own obsessive imperialist pedo-crushes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#22624538)



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Date: January 31st, 2013 8:44 PM
Author: bipolar hell

BOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

BOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

C'mon guys let's drown him out

BOOOOOOOOO

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Date: February 12th, 2013 5:13 PM
Author: Rambunctious arousing hospital



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Date: November 18th, 2014 7:31 AM
Author: erotic crotch



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Date: December 13th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: cerise den sex offender



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Date: February 24th, 2017 9:52 AM
Author: Cracking orchestra pit pervert



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Date: February 24th, 2017 10:37 AM
Author: Floppy antidepressant drug

lmao, forgot how funny this video is

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Date: February 24th, 2017 10:43 AM
Author: Amber place of business

lol wtf get off the court son

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Date: December 7th, 2021 8:08 PM
Author: Cracking orchestra pit pervert



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Date: June 22nd, 2024 9:46 PM
Author: Mewling fat ankles menage



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Date: February 26th, 2026 6:45 PM
Author: Judas Jones



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