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Worse: Dabbing grease off pizza or cutting burger in half?

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Sienna Idiotic Dilemma Jewess
  07/09/12
Equally retarded
Vibrant boltzmann spot
  08/10/22
Oh man, those are both bad. I think dabbing the grease is p...
flirting ticket booth idea he suggested
  07/09/12
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Cyan Floppy Foreskin Sanctuary
  07/09/12
I cut my burgers in half. Not fast-food burgers, but if I'm...
erotic chest-beating headpube
  07/09/12
Are you male?
Sienna Idiotic Dilemma Jewess
  07/09/12
yeah. I don't like it when shit falls out of my burger. Cu...
erotic chest-beating headpube
  07/09/12
Do you do this to any non-FF burger? Like if you're at a BBQ...
Sienna Idiotic Dilemma Jewess
  07/09/12
lol, no, bro. If I'm at FF or standing at a BBQ drinking I'...
erotic chest-beating headpube
  07/09/12
do you mean cutting in half and eating one half only? if yes...
Cheese-eating Light Becky
  07/09/12
No, I mean cutting it and then eating both halves.
Sienna Idiotic Dilemma Jewess
  07/09/12
but that wouldn't take away anything from the burger akin to...
Cheese-eating Light Becky
  07/09/12
In a cut burger, the "second" half will be demonst...
Sienna Idiotic Dilemma Jewess
  07/09/12
sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in half...
Drunken National Factory Reset Button
  07/09/12
>sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in ...
Sienna Idiotic Dilemma Jewess
  07/09/12
they drip down your sleeve or big chunks of topping fall off...
Drunken National Factory Reset Button
  07/09/12
Do you completely avoid the kind of pizza where a half-teasp...
Sienna Idiotic Dilemma Jewess
  07/09/12
not entirely. i guess i eat pizza where the grease is sprea...
Drunken National Factory Reset Button
  07/09/12
i didn't realize the grease-dabbing was so looked down upon
provocative puce office
  07/09/12
I'm not sure it's universally looked down upon, but in my ex...
Sienna Idiotic Dilemma Jewess
  07/09/12
ignore the fat OP bro. dab that grease
Excitant cumskin persian
  07/09/12
Many fat accusations flying around the bort today.
Sienna Idiotic Dilemma Jewess
  07/09/12
sometimes when my jaw unhinges and starts spasming painfully...
bearded mewling property
  07/09/12
Dabbing is worse, and this isn't even close.
learning disabled sexy point
  07/09/12
cutting burger in half isn't even that bad
Odious High-end Crackhouse Private Investor
  07/09/12
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Cyan Floppy Foreskin Sanctuary
  07/09/12
Question for OP: why are you such a faggot? If people want ...
erotic chest-beating headpube
  07/09/12
(guy who does both)
Sienna Idiotic Dilemma Jewess
  07/09/12
stfu
Odious High-end Crackhouse Private Investor
  07/09/12
180
Spectacular Costumed Trust Fund Hominid
  07/09/12
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mauve boistinker
  03/04/25
When I pull up to a Jack in the Box, I always ask for my sou...
blue state community account
  07/09/12
What about other burgers?
Sienna Idiotic Dilemma Jewess
  07/09/12
The Colossus (I think it is the Ultimate Cheeseburger now). ...
blue state community account
  07/09/12
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Hyperactive Geriatric Tanning Salon Keepsake Machete
  07/04/19
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Cyan Floppy Foreskin Sanctuary
  07/13/12
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Hyperactive Geriatric Tanning Salon Keepsake Machete
  07/04/19
I dab grease off pizza all the time. Bitch.
Mahogany box office
  07/04/19
cr both are fine
sticky whorehouse puppy
  07/04/19
Never understood the point of cutting burger in half. It's ...
Painfully honest candlestick maker liquid oxygen
  07/04/19
Easier to fit the clean edge into mouth ime Also you migh...
sticky whorehouse puppy
  07/04/19
Burgers are gross as leftovers no matter how good they were ...
low-t sinister genital piercing theatre
  03/04/25
lol kike
mauve boistinker
  03/04/25
This is how civilized gentlemen eat.
onyx hunting ground
  07/04/19
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Flickering brindle juggernaut bawdyhouse
  08/10/22
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Soggy mental disorder hall
  07/24/24
Grease dabbing—are you a 90 iq woman?
orange vengeful public bath
  07/24/24
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bearded irradiated chapel faggot firefighter
  09/22/24
i dont eat either because im not a slob
Hairraiser Home
  09/22/24
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low-t sinister genital piercing theatre
  03/04/25
Burger in half wouldn't catch my eye. Now cutting a donut in...
know-it-all nursing home kitty
  03/04/25
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learn to benchod
  03/06/26


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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:12 PM
Author: Sienna Idiotic Dilemma Jewess



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Date: August 10th, 2022 4:16 PM
Author: Vibrant boltzmann spot

Equally retarded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#44994540)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:13 PM
Author: flirting ticket booth idea he suggested

Oh man, those are both bad. I think dabbing the grease is probably worse. Cutting the burger can just aid in the consumption; it doesn't change the flavor and consistency of the food.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#21048462)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:44 PM
Author: Cyan Floppy Foreskin Sanctuary



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:14 PM
Author: erotic chest-beating headpube

I cut my burgers in half. Not fast-food burgers, but if I'm at a decent joint

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#21048465)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:15 PM
Author: Sienna Idiotic Dilemma Jewess

Are you male?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#21048471)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:16 PM
Author: erotic chest-beating headpube

yeah. I don't like it when shit falls out of my burger. Cutting in half is a pretty good solution to the problem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#21048480)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:20 PM
Author: Sienna Idiotic Dilemma Jewess

Do you do this to any non-FF burger? Like if you're at a BBQ and there are, say, 1/4 pound burgers, are you cutting them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#21048495)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:22 PM
Author: erotic chest-beating headpube

lol, no, bro. If I'm at FF or standing at a BBQ drinking I'll just down it.

But if I'm at a bistro taking charge of a delicious kobe beef burger, I cut that motherfucker in half

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#21048499)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:15 PM
Author: Cheese-eating Light Becky

do you mean cutting in half and eating one half only? if yes, then grease off pie; if no, then 2 halves of one burger equals said burger whole. QED.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#21048473)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:18 PM
Author: Sienna Idiotic Dilemma Jewess

No, I mean cutting it and then eating both halves.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#21048488)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:21 PM
Author: Cheese-eating Light Becky

but that wouldn't take away anything from the burger akin to dabbing of the cheese oil.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#21048498)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:22 PM
Author: Sienna Idiotic Dilemma Jewess

In a cut burger, the "second" half will be demonstrably colder when you get to it than it would had you kept it whole. Though the question is really more about your threshold for daintiness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#21048502)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:17 PM
Author: Drunken National Factory Reset Button

sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in half. also, good pizza shouldn't have oily cheese.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#21048484)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:27 PM
Author: Sienna Idiotic Dilemma Jewess

>sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in half.

Or else what?

>also, good pizza shouldn't have oily cheese.

Yes, but no one only eats "good" pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#21048524)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:40 PM
Author: Drunken National Factory Reset Button

they drip down your sleeve or big chunks of topping fall off.

i eat good pizza all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#21048576)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:41 PM
Author: Sienna Idiotic Dilemma Jewess

Do you completely avoid the kind of pizza where a half-teaspoon or so of grease accumulates on the surface?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#21048581)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:45 PM
Author: Drunken National Factory Reset Button

not entirely. i guess i eat pizza where the grease is spread evenly over the cheese and doesn't gather in puddles. so it makes no sense to sop it up. if i saw a large puddle of grease on my pizza i would sop it up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#21048603)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:18 PM
Author: provocative puce office

i didn't realize the grease-dabbing was so looked down upon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#21048490)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:23 PM
Author: Sienna Idiotic Dilemma Jewess

I'm not sure it's universally looked down upon, but in my experience it's one of those things everyone else at the table kind of stops and watches for a couple of seconds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#21048511)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:30 PM
Author: Excitant cumskin persian

ignore the fat OP bro. dab that grease

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#21048536)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:32 PM
Author: Sienna Idiotic Dilemma Jewess

Many fat accusations flying around the bort today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#21048550)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: bearded mewling property

sometimes when my jaw unhinges and starts spasming painfully i think i should have cut my burger in half. I never wish i was a pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#21048639)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:36 PM
Author: learning disabled sexy point

Dabbing is worse, and this isn't even close.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#21048755)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:37 PM
Author: Odious High-end Crackhouse Private Investor

cutting burger in half isn't even that bad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#21048764)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:44 PM
Author: Cyan Floppy Foreskin Sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#21048788)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:38 PM
Author: erotic chest-beating headpube

Question for OP: why are you such a faggot? If people want to cut their burgers in 1/2 or dab their pizza, how the fuck does it affect you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#21048765)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:39 PM
Author: Sienna Idiotic Dilemma Jewess

(guy who does both)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#21048771)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:43 PM
Author: Odious High-end Crackhouse Private Investor

stfu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#21048786)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:47 PM
Author: Spectacular Costumed Trust Fund Hominid

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#21048805)



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Date: July 13th, 2012 12:21 AM
Author: concupiscible dun doctorate affirmative action



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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: mauve boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#48714206)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:45 PM
Author: blue state community account

When I pull up to a Jack in the Box, I always ask for my sourdough jack to be cut in half.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#21048794)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:45 PM
Author: Sienna Idiotic Dilemma Jewess

What about other burgers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#21048798)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:49 PM
Author: blue state community account

The Colossus (I think it is the Ultimate Cheeseburger now). I could go to town on the tacos though brother. 180 all around with those tacos.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#21048818)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:28 PM
Author: Hyperactive Geriatric Tanning Salon Keepsake Machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#38483225)



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Date: July 13th, 2012 12:20 AM
Author: Cyan Floppy Foreskin Sanctuary



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:27 PM
Author: Hyperactive Geriatric Tanning Salon Keepsake Machete



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:27 PM
Author: Mahogany box office

I dab grease off pizza all the time. Bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#38483223)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:32 PM
Author: sticky whorehouse puppy

cr both are fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#38483243)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:39 PM
Author: Painfully honest candlestick maker liquid oxygen

Never understood the point of cutting burger in half. It's not like it makes it thinner or easier to bite into. Often, cutting it just makes it easier for everything to slip out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#38483262)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:41 PM
Author: sticky whorehouse puppy

Easier to fit the clean edge into mouth ime

Also you might want to save the other half after eating half #1

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#38483266)



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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:42 PM
Author: low-t sinister genital piercing theatre

Burgers are gross as leftovers no matter how good they were when first served.

should never be “saved” under any circumstances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#48714210)



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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: mauve boistinker

lol kike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#48714213)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:48 PM
Author: onyx hunting ground

This is how civilized gentlemen eat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#38483284)



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Date: August 10th, 2022 4:15 PM
Author: Flickering brindle juggernaut bawdyhouse



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Date: July 24th, 2024 7:12 PM
Author: Soggy mental disorder hall



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Date: July 24th, 2024 7:13 PM
Author: orange vengeful public bath

Grease dabbing—are you a 90 iq woman?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#47888880)



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Date: September 22nd, 2024 1:15 PM
Author: bearded irradiated chapel faggot firefighter



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Date: September 22nd, 2024 1:23 PM
Author: Hairraiser Home

i dont eat either because im not a slob

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#48119829)



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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:40 PM
Author: low-t sinister genital piercing theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#48714195)



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Date: March 4th, 2025 4:56 PM
Author: know-it-all nursing home kitty

Burger in half wouldn't catch my eye. Now cutting a donut in half is ridiculously feminine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#48714418)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 3:05 PM
Author: learn to benchod



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