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Date: October 9th, 2012 3:16 PM Author: lascivious cuckoldry http://snltranscripts.jt.org/93/93nmono.phtml
"I'm single, I'm a single man, I don't have nobody, I'm looking for somebody and- but I'm meeting a lot of women out there, and you got some beautiful women, but you got some out there that, uh, I gotta say somethin'. Um... some of you are not washing your ass properly." |
Date: October 9th, 2012 11:37 PM Author: lascivious cuckoldry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#21753140) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:19 AM Author: lascivious cuckoldry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#21755124) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:21 AM Author: mahogany ticket booth lol at white womyn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#21755138) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:27 AM Author: Mildly autistic beady-eyed sex offender haunted graveyard What a 180, I wish I could see the video (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#21755170) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:22 PM Author: obsidian newt http://www.hulu.com/watch/272133 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#21755971) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:38 AM Author: multi-colored mauve philosopher-king shrine dude was insane. too bad Martin was a legit 180 show for the first couple of seasons. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#21755258) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:40 AM Author: Out-of-control forum Indeed it was. Damn, Gina. Apparently Martin had a serious thing for her and creeper her the fuck out. Which you can see openly each time they kiss. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#21755279) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:42 AM Author: multi-colored mauve philosopher-king shrine cant blame him...so hard bro...so hard.... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#21755291) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:49 AM Author: Nighttime Headpube Garrison "I'm watching douche commercials on television, and I'm wonderin' if some of you are reading the instructions. I don't think so. Y'know, 'cause I'm getting with some of the ladies, smelling odors, going "Wait a minute. (gestures with index finger) Girl, smell this! This you! Smell yourself, girl. Smell yourself! I tell a woman in a minute, douche! douche! Some women don't like when you tell them that, when you straightforward with them. "Douche!" They, (imitating woman) "Forget you! You cannot douche all the time, you're gonna wash all the natural juices out the body." I say, well, I dont give a damn what you do, put a Tic-Tac in your ass. Put a Cert in your ass. Oh, oh, y'know, this look like a good damn place for a Stick-up up in your ass. I'm sorry, y'all. You got to wash properly"
wow. it's amazing that this was aired on national television. |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:05 AM Author: Indecent Puppy It wasn’t from what I recall. I think the network cut out in the middle of it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#46312473) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:51 AM Author: lascivious cuckoldry Jon Hamm referenced this incident when he hosted SNL.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-7OUBuPVGU |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:58 AM Author: Soul-stirring corner tyft (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#21755408) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:30 PM Author: pale razzle-dazzle chad mad cow disease 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#21756018) |
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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:07 PM Author: Hairraiser Useless Circlehead awesome (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#21916181) |
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Date: May 14th, 2023 11:56 PM Author: Marvelous Sneaky Criminal Famous Landscape Painting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#46312446) |
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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:10 PM Author: Lake appetizing state telephone these women probably have Trichomoniasis
"Females may experience:
A bad-smelling discharge from the vagina Vaginal burning and itching Worsening of symptoms with menstruation"
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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:13 PM Author: French theatre idea he suggested Redd Foxx was doing the same act 40 years ago.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uldt6Y-CE3s |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:12 AM Author: Purple Impressive Tanning Salon Death Wish 18000000000 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#46312483) |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 1:05 AM Author: glassy faggot firefighter prole You know, some women’ll let you go down, you know what I’m sayin’, knowin’ they got a yeast infection. (Some audience disgust) I’m sorry. Sorry. Come up with dough all on your damn lip… Got a bagel and a croissant on your lip. “Anybody got any butter?” I like jelly on mine. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#46312590) |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 1:44 AM Author: Electric Temple Black Woman lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#46312629) |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 11:53 AM Author: Frisky magenta organic girlfriend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#46313493) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 7:10 PM Author: tancredi marchiolo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49639602) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 7:14 PM Author: chinese salaryman ((zurich is stained)) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49639607) |