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What is the difference between Lisa Rowe and a pizza?

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cobalt people who are hurt
  08/14/13
tell me
Red overrated philosopher-king
  08/14/13
After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops th...
cobalt people who are hurt
  08/14/13
lol tyft
Carnelian excitant crackhouse
  08/14/13
This is like 180 gold with no recognition.
umber 180 piazza
  12/28/13
Today, it is recognized as gold my brother. 180
Turquoise mother spot
  12/28/13
fucking lol
navy laughsome whorehouse masturbator
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black friendly grandma puppy
  05/12/15
so underrated
Impertinent Nowag Ladyboy
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Floppy ocher quadroon alpha
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judgmental tan knife
  03/31/18
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lake naked site
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Sable hyperventilating principal's office roommate
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insane stead
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Duck-like state
  02/16/23
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appetizing vermilion parlor
  12/11/24
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amber cracking temple partner
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charismatic tanning salon sound barrier
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dashing learning disabled becky cuckold
  08/12/25
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amber cracking temple partner
  01/11/26
it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza
lascivious ebony den
  08/14/13
When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep cover...
sepia nubile orchestra pit
  08/14/13
lmao
Red overrated philosopher-king
  05/12/15
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Disrespectful Aggressive University
  12/11/24
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appetizing vermilion parlor
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UN peacekeeper
  07/06/26
a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12
lascivious ebony den
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth
Honey-headed lodge pozpig
  08/14/13
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Carnelian excitant crackhouse
  08/14/13
When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a ne...
cobalt people who are hurt
  08/14/13
To be fair, (Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)
bisexual exhilarant legend
  08/14/13
When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into c...
cobalt people who are hurt
  08/14/13
When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform ...
cobalt people who are hurt
  08/14/13
When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can...
cobalt people who are hurt
  08/14/13
weird blob of shit from another dimension
Soul-stirring hairy legs shitlib
  08/14/13
rofl
Red overrated philosopher-king
  08/14/13
180
insane stead
  08/14/13
rofl
mahogany goal in life stage
  08/14/13
took a few attempts but 180
Orange massive antidepressant drug
  08/14/13
lol
Supple Sweet Tailpipe
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obsidian rehab
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Floppy ocher quadroon alpha
  03/10/14
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soggy bistre indian lodge keepsake machete
  03/24/21
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Duck-like state
  02/16/23
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charismatic tanning salon sound barrier
  08/12/25
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Hideous Church Ceo
  08/14/13
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Carnelian excitant crackhouse
  08/14/13
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Hideous Church Ceo
  08/14/13
The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout ...
cobalt people who are hurt
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them
sepia nubile orchestra pit
  08/14/13
I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.
Hideous Church Ceo
  08/14/13
best of thread
Soul-stirring hairy legs shitlib
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Mischievous location
  08/14/13
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appetizing vermilion parlor
  12/11/24
Criminally underrated
appetizing vermilion parlor
  12/11/24
If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying...
cobalt people who are hurt
  08/14/13
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Carnelian excitant crackhouse
  08/14/13
If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passing...
cobalt people who are hurt
  08/14/13
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Carnelian excitant crackhouse
  08/14/13
At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incr...
cobalt people who are hurt
  08/14/13
(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get ...
Carnelian excitant crackhouse
  08/14/13
pizzas have an expiration date
Soul-stirring hairy legs shitlib
  08/14/13
after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands
chartreuse gunner cuckoldry
  08/14/13
Pizzas are not whores.
sepia nubile orchestra pit
  08/14/13
A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead o...
high-end half-breed fanboi
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Red overrated philosopher-king
  08/14/13
180
deranged hunting ground
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elite ungodly step-uncle's house
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obsidian rehab
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cobalt people who are hurt
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navy laughsome whorehouse masturbator
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judgmental tan knife
  03/31/18
The white box LR is kept in is padded.
high-end half-breed fanboi
  08/14/13
you want more pizza in the morning.
Mischievous location
  08/14/13
you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.
Mischievous location
  08/14/13
lol
Cowardly Hairraiser Field Toaster
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When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of...
cobalt people who are hurt
  08/14/13
Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignit...
Hideous Church Ceo
  08/14/13
thank you for showing me kindness :)
Soul-stirring hairy legs shitlib
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Mischievous location
  08/14/13
(not bloodacre)
bonkers jet-lagged lay
  08/14/13
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Adulterous menage
  03/31/18
When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred ho...
cobalt people who are hurt
  08/14/13
*orders a BBP*
Hideous Church Ceo
  08/14/13
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Mauve fragrant turdskin kitty cat
  01/23/14
When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it'...
cobalt people who are hurt
  08/14/13
i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to ...
Soul-stirring hairy legs shitlib
  08/14/13
If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4...
cobalt people who are hurt
  08/14/13
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Mischievous location
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Kink-friendly telephone shrine
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Kink-friendly telephone shrine
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soggy bistre indian lodge keepsake machete
  02/16/23
The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a...
cobalt people who are hurt
  08/14/13
i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime
Soul-stirring hairy legs shitlib
  08/14/13
It's wrong to attack a pizza.
Mischievous location
  08/14/13
my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u ...
Soul-stirring hairy legs shitlib
  08/14/13
If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch a...
Mischievous location
  08/14/13
is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while
domesticated theater stage
  08/14/13
LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the...
Spectacular gas station
  08/14/13
there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are ...
Soul-stirring hairy legs shitlib
  08/14/13
To be fair, Do you want me to fight some of these niggers...
bisexual exhilarant legend
  08/14/13
you always come through for me when no one else does ty and ...
Soul-stirring hairy legs shitlib
  08/14/13
To be fair, k
bisexual exhilarant legend
  08/14/13
ty, whitest knight <3
Soul-stirring hairy legs shitlib
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TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white...
insane stead
  08/14/13
TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"
Brindle mexican
  08/14/13
Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all et...
Multi-colored locale
  06/11/25
Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by me...
Mischievous location
  08/14/13
yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to mak...
Soul-stirring hairy legs shitlib
  08/14/13
That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the t...
Spectacular gas station
  08/14/13
you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier
domesticated theater stage
  08/14/13
that was just me on my other account
Soul-stirring hairy legs shitlib
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cerebral meetinghouse rigpig
  08/14/13
You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill ...
Spectacular gas station
  08/14/13
ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet...
Soul-stirring hairy legs shitlib
  08/14/13
go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female...
Spectacular gas station
  08/14/13
i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there....
Soul-stirring hairy legs shitlib
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you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low c...
Spectacular gas station
  08/14/13
do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no...
Soul-stirring hairy legs shitlib
  08/14/13
Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ...
Spectacular gas station
  08/14/13
well i think i could date a guy who was not really very succ...
Soul-stirring hairy legs shitlib
  08/14/13
Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty o...
Spectacular gas station
  08/14/13
i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one....
Soul-stirring hairy legs shitlib
  08/14/13
Go for it then, Godspeed
Spectacular gas station
  08/14/13
ty for the advice friend
Soul-stirring hairy legs shitlib
  08/14/13
"95th percentile body" LINK?
Carnelian excitant crackhouse
  08/14/13
i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on...
Soul-stirring hairy legs shitlib
  08/14/13
*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you ho...
Carnelian excitant crackhouse
  08/14/13
whatever
Soul-stirring hairy legs shitlib
  08/14/13
Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I...
offensive razzle-dazzle brethren striped hyena
  08/14/13
A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.
Mischievous location
  08/14/13
It's ok to pick on a pizza.
Hideous Church Ceo
  08/14/13
It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pic...
cobalt people who are hurt
  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not t...
cobalt people who are hurt
  08/14/13
lol
deranged hunting ground
  08/14/13
If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it ...
cobalt people who are hurt
  08/14/13
180
insane stead
  08/14/13
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flesh aromatic hall
  08/14/13
It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.
Hideous Church Ceo
  08/14/13
If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your p...
cobalt people who are hurt
  08/14/13
If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly ...
cobalt people who are hurt
  08/14/13
When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'doug...
titillating magical stain hell
  08/14/13
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titillating magical stain hell
  08/14/13
When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automaticall...
cobalt people who are hurt
  08/14/13
When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, i...
cobalt people who are hurt
  08/14/13
this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe...
Soul-stirring hairy legs shitlib
  08/14/13
Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks...
insane stead
  08/14/13
a pretty shitty contribution
Soul-stirring hairy legs shitlib
  08/14/13
to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box
insane stead
  08/14/13
lol tyft
Carnelian excitant crackhouse
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers
Carnelian excitant crackhouse
  08/14/13
it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy...
Soul-stirring hairy legs shitlib
  08/14/13
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aphrodisiac startling weed whacker skinny woman
  08/14/13
you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno
deranged hunting ground
  08/14/13
One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage...
Razzle business firm international law enforcement agency
  08/14/13
i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them
indigo arousing address
  08/14/13
The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom
insane stead
  08/14/13
did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a d...
Soul-stirring hairy legs shitlib
  08/14/13
I see potential for a lengthy pun story here
insane stead
  08/14/13
Fungi. Fungi.
Mischievous location
  08/14/13
sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know w...
Soul-stirring hairy legs shitlib
  08/14/13
while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three sl...
insane stead
  08/14/13
165
Silver abusive church building candlestick maker
  08/15/13
When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being ...
cobalt people who are hurt
  08/14/13
lmao
Carnelian excitant crackhouse
  08/14/13
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cerebral meetinghouse rigpig
  08/14/13
You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.
crystalline talking national
  08/14/13
this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. t...
Soul-stirring hairy legs shitlib
  08/14/13
A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.
talented jade public bath
  08/14/13
When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't off...
cobalt people who are hurt
  08/14/13
When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.
cobalt people who are hurt
  08/14/13
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titillating magical stain hell
  08/14/13
my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand t...
Soul-stirring hairy legs shitlib
  08/14/13
Pics?
Hairless Old Irish Cottage Native
  08/14/13
link?
Disrespectful Aggressive University
  08/17/13
...
Red overrated philosopher-king
  08/14/13
After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots...
big-titted gaming laptop
  08/14/13
People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and ro...
provocative slippery place of business police squad
  08/14/13
A pizza's crust is normal.
Mischievous location
  08/14/13
A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped...
racy gold center deer antler
  08/14/13
ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas...
Soul-stirring hairy legs shitlib
  08/14/13
lisa rowe can't be topped!
Shivering Avocado Station Indirect Expression
  08/14/13
i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you...
Soul-stirring hairy legs shitlib
  08/14/13
a pizza can feed a family of four.
Shivering Avocado Station Indirect Expression
  08/14/13
not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and the...
Soul-stirring hairy legs shitlib
  08/14/13
ps the dad was bloodacre
Shivering Avocado Station Indirect Expression
  08/14/13
you know how bad i want that irl
Soul-stirring hairy legs shitlib
  08/14/13
One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and T...
maroon swollen regret
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.
Shivering Avocado Station Indirect Expression
  08/14/13
Pizza tastes good
Self-absorbed fluffy office
  08/14/13
Underrated
Silver abusive church building candlestick maker
  08/15/13
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Floppy ocher quadroon alpha
  01/23/14
After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box a...
maroon swollen regret
  08/14/13
Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from...
Self-absorbed fluffy office
  08/14/13
LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.
Mildly autistic resort tank
  08/14/13
late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece o...
Mischievous location
  08/14/13
Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good
khaki idiotic home
  08/14/13
lol
Supple Sweet Tailpipe
  08/14/13
Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDl...
khaki idiotic home
  08/14/13
yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post
Supple Sweet Tailpipe
  08/14/13
~h8-->1luv
khaki idiotic home
  08/14/13
You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop bec...
maroon swollen regret
  08/14/13
i can only eat pizza a few times per day.
dead yapping hominid base
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(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the...
domesticated theater stage
  08/14/13
when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the...
olive cruel-hearted plaza chad
  08/14/13
180
Hyperactive space
  08/14/13
lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters
Supple Sweet Tailpipe
  08/14/13
pizza doesn't cut itself
obsidian rehab
  08/14/13
/thread. instant classic
Supple Sweet Tailpipe
  08/14/13
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beta ultramarine stag film azn
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Irate histrionic area dingle berry
  08/14/13
180
Shivering Avocado Station Indirect Expression
  08/14/13
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Self-absorbed fluffy office
  08/15/13
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racy gold center deer antler
  08/17/13
...
Submissive water buffalo
  09/11/13
Lmao
shaky shimmering sanctuary filthpig
  06/07/17
...
charismatic tanning salon sound barrier
  08/12/25
you wash your hands before touching the pizza.
poppy motley corn cake ticket booth
  08/14/13
Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when y...
beta ultramarine stag film azn
  08/14/13
my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa ...
Clear Bipolar Range
  08/14/13
lol
Shivering Avocado Station Indirect Expression
  08/14/13
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dark curious personal credit line
  08/15/13
When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a min...
vigorous incel property
  08/14/13
180
bearded gay voyeur corner
  08/14/13
I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out ...
exciting iridescent messiness stock car
  08/14/13
A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser wit...
Amethyst galvanic idiot
  08/17/13
poignant
fiercely-loyal senate gaping
  08/17/13
Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged
azure misunderstood pit
  08/17/13
...
beta ultramarine stag film azn
  09/11/13
A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone'...
Submissive water buffalo
  09/11/13
one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the ins...
Kink-friendly telephone shrine
  09/11/13
The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today
Mildly autistic resort tank
  09/11/13
wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's
Turquoise mother spot
  12/28/13
A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
mind-boggling macaca
  12/28/13
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milky crotch
  01/09/14
IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHIN...
Concupiscible new version
  01/23/14
Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.
Canary hateful cruise ship
  03/10/14
a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.
flatulent stage
  03/10/14
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navy laughsome whorehouse masturbator
  05/12/15
jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not ev...
bonkers jet-lagged lay
  05/12/15
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razzmatazz chapel internal respiration
  01/19/16
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obsidian rehab
  10/25/17
...
Disrespectful Aggressive University
  11/29/15
...
Disrespectful Aggressive University
  12/23/15
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navy laughsome whorehouse masturbator
  01/05/16
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Disrespectful Aggressive University
  03/13/16
I want pizza
Bull Headed Round Eye
  06/07/17
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razzmatazz chapel internal respiration
  09/22/17
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cobalt people who are hurt
  03/31/18
What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast? I see she w...
White house ratface
  07/18/18
it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.
Splenetic wagecucks
  07/18/18
(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)
White house ratface
  07/18/18
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soggy bistre indian lodge keepsake machete
  04/30/19
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Disrespectful Aggressive University
  06/21/20
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Disrespectful Aggressive University
  06/23/20
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light private investor
  07/11/20
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soggy bistre indian lodge keepsake machete
  12/16/21
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soggy bistre indian lodge keepsake machete
  03/22/22


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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: cobalt people who are hurt



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: Red overrated philosopher-king

tell me

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: cobalt people who are hurt

After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops the pizza off at your house in exchange for $15, it will not try to rifle through your medicine cabinet.

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: Carnelian excitant crackhouse

lol tyft

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: umber 180 piazza

This is like 180 gold with no recognition.

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:19 PM
Author: Turquoise mother spot

Today, it is recognized as gold my brother.

180

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:40 AM
Author: navy laughsome whorehouse masturbator

fucking lol

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:41 AM
Author: black friendly grandma puppy



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: Impertinent Nowag Ladyboy

so underrated

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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: Floppy ocher quadroon alpha



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:13 PM
Author: judgmental tan knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#35731933)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: lake naked site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#36451105)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: Sable hyperventilating principal's office roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#36451110)



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:35 PM
Author: insane stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43620987)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: Duck-like state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#45943077)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: appetizing vermilion parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#48436917)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: amber cracking temple partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49005046)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: charismatic tanning salon sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49179088)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: dashing learning disabled becky cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49179095)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 6:37 AM
Author: amber cracking temple partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49580373)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: lascivious ebony den

it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836081)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: sepia nubile orchestra pit

When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep covered in cum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836082)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: Red overrated philosopher-king

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#27872800)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:26 PM
Author: Disrespectful Aggressive University



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#48436916)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: appetizing vermilion parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#48436918)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:29 PM
Author: UN peacekeeper



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49982196)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: lascivious ebony den

a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836085)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Honey-headed lodge pozpig

Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836088)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:53 AM
Author: Carnelian excitant crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836099)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: cobalt people who are hurt

When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a nearly fatal amount of gonorrhoea bacteria.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836103)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: bisexual exhilarant legend

To be fair,

(Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836236)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:56 AM
Author: cobalt people who are hurt

When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into cardiac arrest due to violent withdrawal symptoms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836108)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:57 AM
Author: cobalt people who are hurt

When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform you that it is $35 extra per guy and $50 for anyone who takes pictures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836113)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:59 AM
Author: cobalt people who are hurt

When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can sleep on your couch for a few nights and borrow $70 to get its cell phone reactivated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836121)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:03 AM
Author: Soul-stirring hairy legs shitlib

weird blob of shit from another dimension

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836142)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: Red overrated philosopher-king

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836195)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: insane stead

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836415)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: mahogany goal in life stage

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836446)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:53 AM
Author: Orange massive antidepressant drug

took a few attempts but 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23837007)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: Supple Sweet Tailpipe

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23837358)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 PM
Author: obsidian rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23838721)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: Floppy ocher quadroon alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#25165720)



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Date: March 24th, 2021 2:43 PM
Author: soggy bistre indian lodge keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#42157979)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: Duck-like state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#45943078)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: charismatic tanning salon sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49179090)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:07 AM
Author: Hideous Church Ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836155)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: Carnelian excitant crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: Hideous Church Ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:09 AM
Author: cobalt people who are hurt

The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout drunk, just a little high.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836162)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:10 AM
Author: sepia nubile orchestra pit

Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836166)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:11 AM
Author: Hideous Church Ceo

I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836169)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: Soul-stirring hairy legs shitlib

best of thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836179)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: Mischievous location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836194)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: appetizing vermilion parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#48436921)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:28 PM
Author: appetizing vermilion parlor

Criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#48436925)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:12 AM
Author: cobalt people who are hurt

If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying and tell you about its family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836176)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Carnelian excitant crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: cobalt people who are hurt

If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passingly resemble its picture when it shows up at your door.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836180)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Carnelian excitant crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836362)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:14 AM
Author: cobalt people who are hurt

At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incredibly hot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836183)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Carnelian excitant crackhouse

(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get laid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836364)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: Soul-stirring hairy legs shitlib

pizzas have an expiration date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836184)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: chartreuse gunner cuckoldry

after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836187)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:16 AM
Author: sepia nubile orchestra pit

Pizzas are not whores.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836188)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:17 AM
Author: high-end half-breed fanboi

A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead of around the ankle and mandated by the state.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836189)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:23 AM
Author: Red overrated philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836203)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:50 AM
Author: deranged hunting ground

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23837697)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:04 PM
Author: elite ungodly step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23838037)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:04 PM
Author: obsidian rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23846455)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:07 AM
Author: cobalt people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23857525)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:35 PM
Author: navy laughsome whorehouse masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29635464)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: judgmental tan knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#35731944)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:18 AM
Author: high-end half-breed fanboi

The white box LR is kept in is padded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836190)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: Mischievous location

you want more pizza in the morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836193)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: Mischievous location

you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836197)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:35 AM
Author: Cowardly Hairraiser Field Toaster

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23837616)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: cobalt people who are hurt

When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of instinctively double-checking that they still have their wallets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836199)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: Hideous Church Ceo

Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignity despite their flaws.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836200)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:26 AM
Author: Soul-stirring hairy legs shitlib

thank you for showing me kindness :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836206)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Mischievous location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836231)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: bonkers jet-lagged lay

(not bloodacre)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23842193)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:06 PM
Author: Adulterous menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#35731905)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:25 AM
Author: cobalt people who are hurt

When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred hours trying to convince an internet forum that it's a size 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836205)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: Hideous Church Ceo

*orders a BBP*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836212)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:48 PM
Author: Mauve fragrant turdskin kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24884254)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: cobalt people who are hurt

When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it's not because it was there trying to score ketamine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:28 AM
Author: Soul-stirring hairy legs shitlib

i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to invite me to one of their crazy parties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836219)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:29 AM
Author: cobalt people who are hurt

If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4:00 a.m. to slash your tires.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Mischievous location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:34 AM
Author: Kink-friendly telephone shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24031386)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: Kink-friendly telephone shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#45943056)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:55 PM
Author: soggy bistre indian lodge keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#45943063)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: cobalt people who are hurt

The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a mesomorph.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836226)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Soul-stirring hairy legs shitlib

i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836230)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Mischievous location

It's wrong to attack a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836227)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: Soul-stirring hairy legs shitlib

my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u guys could tone it down since i have company tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836232)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:33 AM
Author: Mischievous location

If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836243)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: domesticated theater stage

is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836246)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: Spectacular gas station

LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the year. I could easily see a stand-up comic working many of these into a routine about an ex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836235)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: Soul-stirring hairy legs shitlib

there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are stupid and seem to just be mean spirited. i have been leaving here feeling dejected a lot lately, even my irl friends have noticed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836248)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: bisexual exhilarant legend

To be fair,

Do you want me to fight some of these niggers on your behalf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836251)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: Soul-stirring hairy legs shitlib

you always come through for me when no one else does ty and yes, i would like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836270)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: bisexual exhilarant legend

To be fair,

k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836281)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: Soul-stirring hairy legs shitlib

ty, whitest knight <3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836408)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: insane stead

TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white knighter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836424)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:11 AM
Author: Brindle mexican

TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23837041)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: Multi-colored locale

Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all eternity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49005049)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: Mischievous location

Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by mean spirited misanthropes? Just throwing that out there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836253)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:39 AM
Author: Soul-stirring hairy legs shitlib

yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to make new friends here ive noticed or maybe it just seems that way to me lately...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836264)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: Spectacular gas station

That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836271)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: domesticated theater stage

you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836272)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:47 AM
Author: Soul-stirring hairy legs shitlib

that was just me on my other account

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: cerebral meetinghouse rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23837356)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: Spectacular gas station

You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill chick. You should try going out in areas you normally don't to meet people. Stay away from LR xoxo threads for awhile. You'll be happier.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836269)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:49 AM
Author: Soul-stirring hairy legs shitlib

ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet new people, but i dont really go places either. i go out to get food and except for the people i pass on the sidewalk, my social circle never seems to grow much :( i wish a new and interesting person would appear in my life, a new friend or maybe even something more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:52 AM
Author: Spectacular gas station

go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female friend. 100% chance you get hit on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836294)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:55 AM
Author: Soul-stirring hairy legs shitlib

i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there. i dont really enjoy doing it and i also dont really enjoy being hit on and i dont think men really enjoy having to do that either, do they? what are your thoughts on internet dating?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836304)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:01 AM
Author: Spectacular gas station

you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low cut, tight dress, but at an upscale lounge. describe domestic, CGWBT interests and hobbies. you will have good looking rich doods buying you dinners left and right.

go to nice bars and lounges you haven't been to even if you don't enjoy it at first. doods worth talking to enjoy hitting on women, and you will meet some solid doods this way even if it's uncomfortable for you initially.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836327)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:04 AM
Author: Soul-stirring hairy legs shitlib

do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no spring chicken anymore. i hope guys will still be interested in me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836338)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:08 AM
Author: Spectacular gas station

Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ago than you are now. but especially with your body, you will still have sex appeal for a decade. xoxo is also correct, however, that you will have less sex appeal each passing year. now is the time to take control of your romantic life and put yourself out there among successful doods. you'll find one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836349)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 AM
Author: Soul-stirring hairy legs shitlib

well i think i could date a guy who was not really very successful at all if he was a nice person and he cared about me and who i am on the inside. there is not a lot of things that i want to buy but i would like my children to go to a nice school and things like that. is it very important that he be successful? what sort of problems might i run into if he was not like that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836365)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: Spectacular gas station

Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty of nice people out there who would care about you but also make a respectable living. You'll eventually become unhappy around a starving artist type.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836410)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:29 AM
Author: Soul-stirring hairy legs shitlib

i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one. i don't think they'd really want to date me anyway. but once i went out with a guy who felt like he was a failure and he said he was going to hang out in the art scene so that he didn't appear to be a loser at first glance, even though he wasn't any kind of artist. i think that's what he ended up doing but i don't think he's much happier than before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836435)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: Spectacular gas station

Go for it then, Godspeed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836450)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:40 AM
Author: Soul-stirring hairy legs shitlib

ty for the advice friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836458)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: Carnelian excitant crackhouse

"95th percentile body"

LINK?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836370)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:16 AM
Author: Soul-stirring hairy legs shitlib

i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on fire, at least that's what literally everybody tells me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836381)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: Carnelian excitant crackhouse

*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you hot*

Oh what hot shit on fire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836390)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: Soul-stirring hairy legs shitlib

whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836411)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:07 PM
Author: offensive razzle-dazzle brethren striped hyena

Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I've read about you on here, I just assumed you were a landbeast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23837750)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: Mischievous location

A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836245)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: Hideous Church Ceo

It's ok to pick on a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836255)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:38 AM
Author: cobalt people who are hurt

It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pick up a pizza.

Men are routinely happy about deciding to pick up a pizza.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836261)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:37 AM
Author: cobalt people who are hurt

When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not there to perform court-ordered community service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836259)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 PM
Author: deranged hunting ground

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23838842)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: cobalt people who are hurt

If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it doesn't scream back "YOU THINK I HAVEN'T BEEN THIS LOW BEFORE MOTHERFUCKER" and violently kick the walls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836267)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: insane stead

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836312)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:54 AM
Author: flesh aromatic hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23837140)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:44 AM
Author: Hideous Church Ceo

It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836275)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: cobalt people who are hurt

If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your pizza right then, you don't need to promise you love it and give it a bump of crystal before you can have it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836279)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:48 AM
Author: cobalt people who are hurt

If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly encouraged and decide to apply to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836287)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 AM
Author: titillating magical stain hell

When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'dough mound' and you don't reply 'just so you know'.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836296)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: titillating magical stain hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836359)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: cobalt people who are hurt

When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automatically earmarked for pills.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836314)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: cobalt people who are hurt

When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, it does not start excitedly texting everyone that it thinks it has a boyfriend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836321)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: Soul-stirring hairy legs shitlib

this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe jk thats rude you faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836334)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: insane stead

Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks in a pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836324)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: Soul-stirring hairy legs shitlib

a pretty shitty contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836335)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: insane stead

to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836380)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: Carnelian excitant crackhouse

lol tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836385)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: Carnelian excitant crackhouse

a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836360)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: Soul-stirring hairy legs shitlib

it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836369)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:31 AM
Author: aphrodisiac startling weed whacker skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23837284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 PM
Author: deranged hunting ground

you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23838854)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: Razzle business firm international law enforcement agency

One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage. The other is pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836378)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: indigo arousing address

i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836383)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: insane stead

The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: Soul-stirring hairy legs shitlib

did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a date? he said hey, what's the matter? im a fungus!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836392)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:21 AM
Author: insane stead

I see potential for a lengthy pun story here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836397)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:52 AM
Author: Mischievous location

Fungi. Fungi.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23837002)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:02 AM
Author: Soul-stirring hairy legs shitlib

sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know what? sometimes i feel like you dont even try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23837168)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:20 AM
Author: insane stead

while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three slices of pizza to start feeling ill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836394)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:33 AM
Author: Silver abusive church building candlestick maker

165

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23843016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: cobalt people who are hurt

When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being escorted out for violating a restraining order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836416)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: Carnelian excitant crackhouse

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836427)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:55 AM
Author: cerebral meetinghouse rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23837403)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:32 AM
Author: crystalline talking national

You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836441)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: Soul-stirring hairy legs shitlib

this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. ty for posting it :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836453)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: talented jade public bath

A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836449)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: cobalt people who are hurt

When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't offer him 25 adderalls if he will drive it all the way to Fresno where the Pizza's friend lives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836454)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:41 AM
Author: cobalt people who are hurt

When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836460)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:42 AM
Author: titillating magical stain hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836463)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: Soul-stirring hairy legs shitlib

my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand these memes since she knows what im like irl and im actually pretty classy and dont do most of the stuff itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836486)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: Hairless Old Irish Cottage Native

Pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23837116)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:32 AM
Author: Disrespectful Aggressive University

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23857556)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:55 AM
Author: Red overrated philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836492)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:46 AM
Author: big-titted gaming laptop

After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836472)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:54 AM
Author: provocative slippery place of business police squad

People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and round?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23837009)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:56 AM
Author: Mischievous location

A pizza's crust is normal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23837011)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:45 AM
Author: racy gold center deer antler

A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped with a tomato sauce, cheese and various other assorted toppings.

Lisa Rowe on the other hand is an ugly cunt whore degenerate bitch of a woman who spends her life on a racist misogynistic message board.

The two are quite different, I assure you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23837125)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:47 AM
Author: Soul-stirring hairy legs shitlib

ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas all at the same time but really its just any old wednesday, also known as hump day lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23837127)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: Shivering Avocado Station Indirect Expression

lisa rowe can't be topped!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23837130)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:50 AM
Author: Soul-stirring hairy legs shitlib

i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you know what i mean (fucking) im jk. my friend is sitting here with me irl and im just kind of showing off for her. she thinks xo is a little bit fun and she is thinking of posting herself some time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23837134)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:51 AM
Author: Shivering Avocado Station Indirect Expression

a pizza can feed a family of four.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23837136)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:59 AM
Author: Soul-stirring hairy legs shitlib

not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and there are other variables here that make this unlikely a lot of the time but i dont want to argue about it anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23837157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:00 AM
Author: Shivering Avocado Station Indirect Expression

ps the dad was bloodacre

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23837159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:01 AM
Author: Soul-stirring hairy legs shitlib

you know how bad i want that irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23837164)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: maroon swollen regret

One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and Twist).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23837131)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:57 AM
Author: Shivering Avocado Station Indirect Expression

a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23837151)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:11 AM
Author: Self-absorbed fluffy office

Pizza tastes good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23837210)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:34 AM
Author: Silver abusive church building candlestick maker

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23843020)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:41 PM
Author: Floppy ocher quadroon alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24884222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:12 AM
Author: maroon swollen regret

After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box and is unceremoniously driven to its final destination. You eat the other one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23837214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:13 AM
Author: Self-absorbed fluffy office

Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from you to pay for the abortion, just to scam some cash from you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23837218)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: Mildly autistic resort tank

LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23837317)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: Mischievous location

late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece of pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23837318)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:38 AM
Author: khaki idiotic home

Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23837332)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:45 AM
Author: Supple Sweet Tailpipe

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23837361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:51 AM
Author: khaki idiotic home

Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDlnDX0Y&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DMcDgDlnDX0Y

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23837387)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:03 AM
Author: Supple Sweet Tailpipe

yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23837422)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:12 AM
Author: khaki idiotic home

~h8-->1luv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23837459)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:52 AM
Author: maroon swollen regret

You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop because it tastes so good. The crust on the pizza is just plain gross

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23837388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:06 AM
Author: dead yapping hominid base

i can only eat pizza a few times per day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23837429)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:13 PM
Author: domesticated theater stage

(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23838096)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:37 AM
Author: olive cruel-hearted plaza chad

when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the car until you've finished w it to give it a ride home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23837623)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: Hyperactive space

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23842202)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:38 AM
Author: Supple Sweet Tailpipe

lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23837628)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:44 AM
Author: obsidian rehab

pizza doesn't cut itself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23837664)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:45 AM
Author: Supple Sweet Tailpipe

/thread. instant classic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23837667)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:55 PM
Author: beta ultramarine stag film azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23837971)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:01 PM
Author: Irate histrionic area dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23838016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: Shivering Avocado Station Indirect Expression

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23840389)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 9:29 AM
Author: Self-absorbed fluffy office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23844315)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:10 AM
Author: racy gold center deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23857531)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:07 PM
Author: Submissive water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24034071)



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:38 PM
Author: shaky shimmering sanctuary filthpig

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#33497607)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: charismatic tanning salon sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49179093)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:01 PM
Author: poppy motley corn cake ticket booth

you wash your hands before touching the pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23837735)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:06 PM
Author: beta ultramarine stag film azn

Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when you're fucked up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23838059)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:11 PM
Author: Clear Bipolar Range

my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa rowe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23838084)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: Shivering Avocado Station Indirect Expression

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23840387)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: dark curious personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23846473)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:48 PM
Author: vigorous incel property

When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a minute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23838290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 7:03 PM
Author: bearded gay voyeur corner

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23840413)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 PM
Author: exciting iridescent messiness stock car

I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out in deliberate long thrusts, eyes locked in the intensity of passion as I try to time myself, watching for cues as to the plateau of pleasure to achieve simultaneously as frames writhe and intertwine and moans and gasps and breaths escape from our need bodies... with a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23838305)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:23 AM
Author: Amethyst galvanic idiot

A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser with a meth problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23857544)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal senate gaping

poignant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23857679)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 10:08 AM
Author: azure misunderstood pit

Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23857732)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:05 AM
Author: beta ultramarine stag film azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24031228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:22 AM
Author: Submissive water buffalo

A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone's had a piece.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24031313)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:40 AM
Author: Kink-friendly telephone shrine

one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the inside, and the other is a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24031422)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:16 PM
Author: Mildly autistic resort tank

The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24034114)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: Turquoise mother spot

wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24727533)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: mind-boggling macaca

A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24727608)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 5:18 PM
Author: milky crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24804817)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:43 PM
Author: Concupiscible new version

IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHINE TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN. IF LISA ROWE GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT A BIG BLACK MACHINE IN IT TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24884233)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:33 PM
Author: Canary hateful cruise ship

Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#25165762)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:35 PM
Author: flatulent stage

a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#25165774)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: navy laughsome whorehouse masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#27872794)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:42 AM
Author: bonkers jet-lagged lay

jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not even going to bother bumping them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#27872821)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 11:09 PM
Author: razzmatazz chapel internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29635776)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: obsidian rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#34526716)



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Date: November 29th, 2015 10:42 PM
Author: Disrespectful Aggressive University



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29274889)



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 10:22 PM
Author: Disrespectful Aggressive University



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29443707)



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Date: January 5th, 2016 12:58 AM
Author: navy laughsome whorehouse masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29523743)



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Date: March 13th, 2016 7:47 AM
Author: Disrespectful Aggressive University



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30045225)



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: Bull Headed Round Eye

I want pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#33497638)



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Date: September 22nd, 2017 8:14 PM
Author: razzmatazz chapel internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#34272404)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 2:53 PM
Author: cobalt people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#35731864)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:16 AM
Author: White house ratface

What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast?

I see she was outed quite a bit in 2010-2012. NOT COOL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#36451142)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:25 AM
Author: Splenetic wagecucks

it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#36451208)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:17 AM
Author: White house ratface

(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#36451150)



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Date: April 30th, 2019 3:51 PM
Author: soggy bistre indian lodge keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#38165888)



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Date: June 21st, 2020 7:19 PM
Author: Disrespectful Aggressive University



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#40468295)



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Date: June 23rd, 2020 9:49 PM
Author: Disrespectful Aggressive University



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#40482943)



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Date: July 11th, 2020 3:12 AM
Author: light private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#40585370)



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:34 PM
Author: soggy bistre indian lodge keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43620983)



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 5:40 PM
Author: soggy bistre indian lodge keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#44198924)