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What is the difference between Lisa Rowe and a pizza?

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Maize kink-friendly office
  08/14/13
tell me
insecure contagious garrison mad cow disease
  08/14/13
After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops th...
Maize kink-friendly office
  08/14/13
lol tyft
glittery nibblets
  08/14/13
This is like 180 gold with no recognition.
nubile zippy house
  12/28/13
Today, it is recognized as gold my brother. 180
Arrogant beady-eyed liquid oxygen ape
  12/28/13
fucking lol
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so underrated
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Quality Learing Center alumnus
  01/11/26
it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza
Concupiscible hyperventilating step-uncle's house yarmulke
  08/14/13
When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep cover...
Lavender Self-centered Pozpig Base
  08/14/13
lmao
insecure contagious garrison mad cow disease
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very tactful public bath trust fund
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Sable New Version Regret
  12/11/24
a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12
Concupiscible hyperventilating step-uncle's house yarmulke
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth
talking church mental disorder
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glittery nibblets
  08/14/13
When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a ne...
Maize kink-friendly office
  08/14/13
To be fair, (Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)
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  08/14/13
When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into c...
Maize kink-friendly office
  08/14/13
When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform ...
Maize kink-friendly office
  08/14/13
When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can...
Maize kink-friendly office
  08/14/13
weird blob of shit from another dimension
Stubborn Bossy Stage Internal Respiration
  08/14/13
rofl
insecure contagious garrison mad cow disease
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180
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rofl
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  08/14/13
took a few attempts but 180
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Seedy Corn Cake
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glittery nibblets
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fuchsia legal warrant
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The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout ...
Maize kink-friendly office
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them
Lavender Self-centered Pozpig Base
  08/14/13
I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.
fuchsia legal warrant
  08/14/13
best of thread
Stubborn Bossy Stage Internal Respiration
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glassy menage immigrant
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Sable New Version Regret
  12/11/24
Criminally underrated
Sable New Version Regret
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If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying...
Maize kink-friendly office
  08/14/13
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glittery nibblets
  08/14/13
If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passing...
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glittery nibblets
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At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incr...
Maize kink-friendly office
  08/14/13
(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get ...
glittery nibblets
  08/14/13
pizzas have an expiration date
Stubborn Bossy Stage Internal Respiration
  08/14/13
after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands
Clear candlestick maker pervert
  08/14/13
Pizzas are not whores.
Lavender Self-centered Pozpig Base
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A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead o...
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180
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Maize kink-friendly office
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Excitant meetinghouse
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frozen galvanic state
  03/31/18
The white box LR is kept in is padded.
Startling Trump Supporter French Chef
  08/14/13
you want more pizza in the morning.
glassy menage immigrant
  08/14/13
you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.
glassy menage immigrant
  08/14/13
lol
Supple famous landscape painting
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When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of...
Maize kink-friendly office
  08/14/13
Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignit...
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  08/14/13
thank you for showing me kindness :)
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glassy menage immigrant
  08/14/13
(not bloodacre)
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When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred ho...
Maize kink-friendly office
  08/14/13
*orders a BBP*
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Aphrodisiac Scourge Upon The Earth
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When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it'...
Maize kink-friendly office
  08/14/13
i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to ...
Stubborn Bossy Stage Internal Respiration
  08/14/13
If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4...
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Scarlet psychic
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The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a...
Maize kink-friendly office
  08/14/13
i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime
Stubborn Bossy Stage Internal Respiration
  08/14/13
It's wrong to attack a pizza.
glassy menage immigrant
  08/14/13
my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u ...
Stubborn Bossy Stage Internal Respiration
  08/14/13
If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch a...
glassy menage immigrant
  08/14/13
is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while
Indecent Crotch
  08/14/13
LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the...
chest-beating wine hominid station
  08/14/13
there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are ...
Stubborn Bossy Stage Internal Respiration
  08/14/13
To be fair, Do you want me to fight some of these niggers...
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  08/14/13
you always come through for me when no one else does ty and ...
Stubborn Bossy Stage Internal Respiration
  08/14/13
To be fair, k
chocolate appetizing sex offender wagecucks
  08/14/13
ty, whitest knight <3
Stubborn Bossy Stage Internal Respiration
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TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white...
Charcoal Spectacular Fanboi Senate
  08/14/13
TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"
turquoise razzle boistinker shitlib
  08/14/13
Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all et...
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Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by me...
glassy menage immigrant
  08/14/13
yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to mak...
Stubborn Bossy Stage Internal Respiration
  08/14/13
That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the t...
chest-beating wine hominid station
  08/14/13
you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier
Indecent Crotch
  08/14/13
that was just me on my other account
Stubborn Bossy Stage Internal Respiration
  08/14/13
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Henna school cafeteria
  08/14/13
You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill ...
chest-beating wine hominid station
  08/14/13
ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet...
Stubborn Bossy Stage Internal Respiration
  08/14/13
go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female...
chest-beating wine hominid station
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i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there....
Stubborn Bossy Stage Internal Respiration
  08/14/13
you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low c...
chest-beating wine hominid station
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do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no...
Stubborn Bossy Stage Internal Respiration
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Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ...
chest-beating wine hominid station
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well i think i could date a guy who was not really very succ...
Stubborn Bossy Stage Internal Respiration
  08/14/13
Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty o...
chest-beating wine hominid station
  08/14/13
i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one....
Stubborn Bossy Stage Internal Respiration
  08/14/13
Go for it then, Godspeed
chest-beating wine hominid station
  08/14/13
ty for the advice friend
Stubborn Bossy Stage Internal Respiration
  08/14/13
"95th percentile body" LINK?
glittery nibblets
  08/14/13
i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on...
Stubborn Bossy Stage Internal Respiration
  08/14/13
*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you ho...
glittery nibblets
  08/14/13
whatever
Stubborn Bossy Stage Internal Respiration
  08/14/13
Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I...
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  08/14/13
A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.
glassy menage immigrant
  08/14/13
It's ok to pick on a pizza.
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  08/14/13
It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pic...
Maize kink-friendly office
  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not t...
Maize kink-friendly office
  08/14/13
lol
histrionic toaster den
  08/14/13
If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it ...
Maize kink-friendly office
  08/14/13
180
Charcoal Spectacular Fanboi Senate
  08/14/13
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Anal faggotry field
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It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.
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  08/14/13
If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your p...
Maize kink-friendly office
  08/14/13
If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly ...
Maize kink-friendly office
  08/14/13
When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'doug...
Erotic national
  08/14/13
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Erotic national
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When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automaticall...
Maize kink-friendly office
  08/14/13
When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, i...
Maize kink-friendly office
  08/14/13
this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe...
Stubborn Bossy Stage Internal Respiration
  08/14/13
Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks...
Charcoal Spectacular Fanboi Senate
  08/14/13
a pretty shitty contribution
Stubborn Bossy Stage Internal Respiration
  08/14/13
to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box
Charcoal Spectacular Fanboi Senate
  08/14/13
lol tyft
glittery nibblets
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers
glittery nibblets
  08/14/13
it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy...
Stubborn Bossy Stage Internal Respiration
  08/14/13
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Out-of-control multi-colored old irish cottage national security agency
  08/14/13
you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno
histrionic toaster den
  08/14/13
One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage...
Useless Home People Who Are Hurt
  08/14/13
i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them
Swollen aromatic business firm athletic conference
  08/14/13
The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom
Charcoal Spectacular Fanboi Senate
  08/14/13
did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a d...
Stubborn Bossy Stage Internal Respiration
  08/14/13
I see potential for a lengthy pun story here
Charcoal Spectacular Fanboi Senate
  08/14/13
Fungi. Fungi.
glassy menage immigrant
  08/14/13
sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know w...
Stubborn Bossy Stage Internal Respiration
  08/14/13
while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three sl...
Charcoal Spectacular Fanboi Senate
  08/14/13
165
Confused hairraiser legend
  08/15/13
When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being ...
Maize kink-friendly office
  08/14/13
lmao
glittery nibblets
  08/14/13
...
Henna school cafeteria
  08/14/13
You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.
big-titted internet-worthy associate indian lodge
  08/14/13
this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. t...
Stubborn Bossy Stage Internal Respiration
  08/14/13
A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.
Laughsome mildly autistic lay
  08/14/13
When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't off...
Maize kink-friendly office
  08/14/13
When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.
Maize kink-friendly office
  08/14/13
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Erotic national
  08/14/13
my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand t...
Stubborn Bossy Stage Internal Respiration
  08/14/13
Pics?
fighting coldplay fan range
  08/14/13
link?
very tactful public bath trust fund
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insecure contagious garrison mad cow disease
  08/14/13
After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots...
yellow dingle berry
  08/14/13
People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and ro...
Sooty misanthropic stage
  08/14/13
A pizza's crust is normal.
glassy menage immigrant
  08/14/13
A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped...
diverse keepsake machete useless brakes
  08/14/13
ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas...
Stubborn Bossy Stage Internal Respiration
  08/14/13
lisa rowe can't be topped!
Razzmatazz Primrose Tattoo Love Of Her Life
  08/14/13
i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you...
Stubborn Bossy Stage Internal Respiration
  08/14/13
a pizza can feed a family of four.
Razzmatazz Primrose Tattoo Love Of Her Life
  08/14/13
not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and the...
Stubborn Bossy Stage Internal Respiration
  08/14/13
ps the dad was bloodacre
Razzmatazz Primrose Tattoo Love Of Her Life
  08/14/13
you know how bad i want that irl
Stubborn Bossy Stage Internal Respiration
  08/14/13
One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and T...
heady dead cumskin nursing home
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.
Razzmatazz Primrose Tattoo Love Of Her Life
  08/14/13
Pizza tastes good
painfully honest comical set
  08/14/13
Underrated
Confused hairraiser legend
  08/15/13
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Fantasy-prone ratface corner
  01/23/14
After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box a...
heady dead cumskin nursing home
  08/14/13
Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from...
painfully honest comical set
  08/14/13
LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.
Tantric Motley Dopamine
  08/14/13
late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece o...
glassy menage immigrant
  08/14/13
Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good
Gold Bisexual Juggernaut
  08/14/13
lol
Walnut sanctuary boltzmann
  08/14/13
Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDl...
Gold Bisexual Juggernaut
  08/14/13
yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post
Walnut sanctuary boltzmann
  08/14/13
~h8-->1luv
Gold Bisexual Juggernaut
  08/14/13
You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop bec...
heady dead cumskin nursing home
  08/14/13
i can only eat pizza a few times per day.
Irradiated marketing idea
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(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the...
Indecent Crotch
  08/14/13
when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the...
thriller friendly grandma
  08/14/13
180
milky cerebral brethren
  08/14/13
lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters
Walnut sanctuary boltzmann
  08/14/13
pizza doesn't cut itself
magical at-the-ready tanning salon
  08/14/13
/thread. instant classic
Walnut sanctuary boltzmann
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hyperactive umber really tough guy patrolman
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Unholy wonderful hell tank
  08/14/13
180
Razzmatazz Primrose Tattoo Love Of Her Life
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painfully honest comical set
  08/15/13
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diverse keepsake machete useless brakes
  08/17/13
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Judgmental principal's office azn
  09/11/13
Lmao
Marvelous abode boiling water
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Seedy Corn Cake
  08/12/25
you wash your hands before touching the pizza.
Electric Party Of The First Part
  08/14/13
Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when y...
hyperactive umber really tough guy patrolman
  08/14/13
my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa ...
insanely creepy whorehouse generalized bond
  08/14/13
lol
Razzmatazz Primrose Tattoo Love Of Her Life
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house-broken parlor round eye
  08/15/13
When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a min...
bright dashing market coffee pot
  08/14/13
180
Floppy ocher parlour
  08/14/13
I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out ...
thirsty faggot firefighter forum
  08/14/13
A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser wit...
180 harsh box office
  08/17/13
poignant
Talented impertinent crackhouse
  08/17/13
Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged
Citrine provocative main people
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hyperactive umber really tough guy patrolman
  09/11/13
A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone'...
Judgmental principal's office azn
  09/11/13
one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the ins...
irate stag film masturbator
  09/11/13
The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today
Tantric Motley Dopamine
  09/11/13
wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's
Arrogant beady-eyed liquid oxygen ape
  12/28/13
A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
Mewling hall lettuce
  12/28/13
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  01/09/14
IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHIN...
pink titillating indirect expression cuckoldry
  01/23/14
Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.
exhilarant plaza private investor
  03/10/14
a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.
submissive mad-dog skullcap
  03/10/14
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Excitant meetinghouse
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jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not ev...
Avocado roast beef
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Azure cracking elastic band site
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magical at-the-ready tanning salon
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very tactful public bath trust fund
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very tactful public bath trust fund
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Excitant meetinghouse
  01/05/16
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very tactful public bath trust fund
  03/13/16
I want pizza
Violet black woman queen of the night
  06/07/17
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Azure cracking elastic band site
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Maize kink-friendly office
  03/31/18
What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast? I see she w...
buff clown striped hyena
  07/18/18
it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.
Vigorous trailer park reading party
  07/18/18
(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)
buff clown striped hyena
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Scarlet psychic
  04/30/19
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very tactful public bath trust fund
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very tactful public bath trust fund
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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: Maize kink-friendly office



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: insecure contagious garrison mad cow disease

tell me

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Maize kink-friendly office

After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops the pizza off at your house in exchange for $15, it will not try to rifle through your medicine cabinet.

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: glittery nibblets

lol tyft

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: nubile zippy house

This is like 180 gold with no recognition.

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:19 PM
Author: Arrogant beady-eyed liquid oxygen ape

Today, it is recognized as gold my brother.

180

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:40 AM
Author: Excitant meetinghouse

fucking lol

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:41 AM
Author: Mint curious factory reset button



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: Arousing territorial roommate center

so underrated

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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone ratface corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#33497582)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:13 PM
Author: frozen galvanic state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#35731933)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: Carmine macaca resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#36451105)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: stirring university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#36451110)



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:35 PM
Author: Charcoal Spectacular Fanboi Senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43620987)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: soul-stirring slimy deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#45943077)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Sable New Version Regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#48436917)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: blathering stead dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49005046)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: Seedy Corn Cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49179088)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: emerald lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49179095)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 6:37 AM
Author: Quality Learing Center alumnus (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49580373)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: Concupiscible hyperventilating step-uncle's house yarmulke

it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836081)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: Lavender Self-centered Pozpig Base

When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep covered in cum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836082)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: insecure contagious garrison mad cow disease

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#27872800)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:26 PM
Author: very tactful public bath trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#48436916)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Sable New Version Regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#48436918)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Concupiscible hyperventilating step-uncle's house yarmulke

a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836085)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: talking church mental disorder

Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836088)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:53 AM
Author: glittery nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836099)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: Maize kink-friendly office

When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a nearly fatal amount of gonorrhoea bacteria.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836103)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: chocolate appetizing sex offender wagecucks

To be fair,

(Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836236)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:56 AM
Author: Maize kink-friendly office

When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into cardiac arrest due to violent withdrawal symptoms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836108)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:57 AM
Author: Maize kink-friendly office

When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform you that it is $35 extra per guy and $50 for anyone who takes pictures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836113)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:59 AM
Author: Maize kink-friendly office

When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can sleep on your couch for a few nights and borrow $70 to get its cell phone reactivated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836121)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:03 AM
Author: Stubborn Bossy Stage Internal Respiration

weird blob of shit from another dimension

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836142)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: insecure contagious garrison mad cow disease

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836195)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: Charcoal Spectacular Fanboi Senate

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836415)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: hilarious prole

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836446)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:53 AM
Author: copper stimulating piazza foreskin

took a few attempts but 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23837007)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: Walnut sanctuary boltzmann

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23837358)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 PM
Author: magical at-the-ready tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23838721)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone ratface corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#25165720)



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Date: March 24th, 2021 2:43 PM
Author: Scarlet psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#42157979)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: soul-stirring slimy deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#45943078)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: Seedy Corn Cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49179090)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:07 AM
Author: fuchsia legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836155)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: glittery nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: fuchsia legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:09 AM
Author: Maize kink-friendly office

The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout drunk, just a little high.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836162)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:10 AM
Author: Lavender Self-centered Pozpig Base

Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836166)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:11 AM
Author: fuchsia legal warrant

I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836169)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: Stubborn Bossy Stage Internal Respiration

best of thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836179)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: glassy menage immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836194)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Sable New Version Regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#48436921)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:28 PM
Author: Sable New Version Regret

Criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#48436925)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:12 AM
Author: Maize kink-friendly office

If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying and tell you about its family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836176)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: glittery nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: Maize kink-friendly office

If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passingly resemble its picture when it shows up at your door.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836180)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: glittery nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836362)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:14 AM
Author: Maize kink-friendly office

At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incredibly hot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836183)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: glittery nibblets

(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get laid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836364)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: Stubborn Bossy Stage Internal Respiration

pizzas have an expiration date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836184)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: Clear candlestick maker pervert

after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836187)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:16 AM
Author: Lavender Self-centered Pozpig Base

Pizzas are not whores.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836188)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:17 AM
Author: Startling Trump Supporter French Chef

A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead of around the ankle and mandated by the state.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836189)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:23 AM
Author: insecure contagious garrison mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836203)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:50 AM
Author: histrionic toaster den

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23837697)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:04 PM
Author: Crystalline alcoholic point cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23838037)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:04 PM
Author: magical at-the-ready tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23846455)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:07 AM
Author: Maize kink-friendly office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23857525)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:35 PM
Author: Excitant meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29635464)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: frozen galvanic state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#35731944)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:18 AM
Author: Startling Trump Supporter French Chef

The white box LR is kept in is padded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836190)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: glassy menage immigrant

you want more pizza in the morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836193)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: glassy menage immigrant

you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836197)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:35 AM
Author: Supple famous landscape painting

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23837616)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: Maize kink-friendly office

When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of instinctively double-checking that they still have their wallets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836199)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: fuchsia legal warrant

Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignity despite their flaws.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836200)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:26 AM
Author: Stubborn Bossy Stage Internal Respiration

thank you for showing me kindness :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836206)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: glassy menage immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836231)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: Avocado roast beef

(not bloodacre)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23842193)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:06 PM
Author: rose bull headed rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#35731905)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:25 AM
Author: Maize kink-friendly office

When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred hours trying to convince an internet forum that it's a size 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836205)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: fuchsia legal warrant

*orders a BBP*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836212)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:48 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Scourge Upon The Earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24884254)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: Maize kink-friendly office

When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it's not because it was there trying to score ketamine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:28 AM
Author: Stubborn Bossy Stage Internal Respiration

i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to invite me to one of their crazy parties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836219)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:29 AM
Author: Maize kink-friendly office

If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4:00 a.m. to slash your tires.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: glassy menage immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:34 AM
Author: irate stag film masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24031386)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: irate stag film masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#45943056)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:55 PM
Author: Scarlet psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#45943063)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Maize kink-friendly office

The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a mesomorph.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836226)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Stubborn Bossy Stage Internal Respiration

i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836230)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: glassy menage immigrant

It's wrong to attack a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836227)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: Stubborn Bossy Stage Internal Respiration

my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u guys could tone it down since i have company tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836232)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:33 AM
Author: glassy menage immigrant

If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836243)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: Indecent Crotch

is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836246)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: chest-beating wine hominid station

LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the year. I could easily see a stand-up comic working many of these into a routine about an ex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836235)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: Stubborn Bossy Stage Internal Respiration

there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are stupid and seem to just be mean spirited. i have been leaving here feeling dejected a lot lately, even my irl friends have noticed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836248)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: chocolate appetizing sex offender wagecucks

To be fair,

Do you want me to fight some of these niggers on your behalf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836251)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: Stubborn Bossy Stage Internal Respiration

you always come through for me when no one else does ty and yes, i would like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836270)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: chocolate appetizing sex offender wagecucks

To be fair,

k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836281)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: Stubborn Bossy Stage Internal Respiration

ty, whitest knight <3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836408)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: Charcoal Spectacular Fanboi Senate

TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white knighter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836424)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:11 AM
Author: turquoise razzle boistinker shitlib

TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23837041)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: demanding cream circlehead potus

Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all eternity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49005049)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: glassy menage immigrant

Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by mean spirited misanthropes? Just throwing that out there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836253)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:39 AM
Author: Stubborn Bossy Stage Internal Respiration

yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to make new friends here ive noticed or maybe it just seems that way to me lately...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836264)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: chest-beating wine hominid station

That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836271)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: Indecent Crotch

you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836272)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:47 AM
Author: Stubborn Bossy Stage Internal Respiration

that was just me on my other account

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: Henna school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23837356)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: chest-beating wine hominid station

You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill chick. You should try going out in areas you normally don't to meet people. Stay away from LR xoxo threads for awhile. You'll be happier.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836269)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:49 AM
Author: Stubborn Bossy Stage Internal Respiration

ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet new people, but i dont really go places either. i go out to get food and except for the people i pass on the sidewalk, my social circle never seems to grow much :( i wish a new and interesting person would appear in my life, a new friend or maybe even something more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:52 AM
Author: chest-beating wine hominid station

go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female friend. 100% chance you get hit on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836294)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:55 AM
Author: Stubborn Bossy Stage Internal Respiration

i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there. i dont really enjoy doing it and i also dont really enjoy being hit on and i dont think men really enjoy having to do that either, do they? what are your thoughts on internet dating?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836304)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:01 AM
Author: chest-beating wine hominid station

you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low cut, tight dress, but at an upscale lounge. describe domestic, CGWBT interests and hobbies. you will have good looking rich doods buying you dinners left and right.

go to nice bars and lounges you haven't been to even if you don't enjoy it at first. doods worth talking to enjoy hitting on women, and you will meet some solid doods this way even if it's uncomfortable for you initially.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836327)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:04 AM
Author: Stubborn Bossy Stage Internal Respiration

do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no spring chicken anymore. i hope guys will still be interested in me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836338)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:08 AM
Author: chest-beating wine hominid station

Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ago than you are now. but especially with your body, you will still have sex appeal for a decade. xoxo is also correct, however, that you will have less sex appeal each passing year. now is the time to take control of your romantic life and put yourself out there among successful doods. you'll find one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836349)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 AM
Author: Stubborn Bossy Stage Internal Respiration

well i think i could date a guy who was not really very successful at all if he was a nice person and he cared about me and who i am on the inside. there is not a lot of things that i want to buy but i would like my children to go to a nice school and things like that. is it very important that he be successful? what sort of problems might i run into if he was not like that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836365)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: chest-beating wine hominid station

Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty of nice people out there who would care about you but also make a respectable living. You'll eventually become unhappy around a starving artist type.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836410)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:29 AM
Author: Stubborn Bossy Stage Internal Respiration

i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one. i don't think they'd really want to date me anyway. but once i went out with a guy who felt like he was a failure and he said he was going to hang out in the art scene so that he didn't appear to be a loser at first glance, even though he wasn't any kind of artist. i think that's what he ended up doing but i don't think he's much happier than before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836435)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: chest-beating wine hominid station

Go for it then, Godspeed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836450)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:40 AM
Author: Stubborn Bossy Stage Internal Respiration

ty for the advice friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836458)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: glittery nibblets

"95th percentile body"

LINK?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836370)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:16 AM
Author: Stubborn Bossy Stage Internal Respiration

i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on fire, at least that's what literally everybody tells me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836381)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: glittery nibblets

*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you hot*

Oh what hot shit on fire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836390)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: Stubborn Bossy Stage Internal Respiration

whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836411)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:07 PM
Author: charismatic preventive strike haunted graveyard

Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I've read about you on here, I just assumed you were a landbeast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23837750)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: glassy menage immigrant

A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836245)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: fuchsia legal warrant

It's ok to pick on a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836255)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:38 AM
Author: Maize kink-friendly office

It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pick up a pizza.

Men are routinely happy about deciding to pick up a pizza.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836261)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:37 AM
Author: Maize kink-friendly office

When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not there to perform court-ordered community service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836259)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 PM
Author: histrionic toaster den

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23838842)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: Maize kink-friendly office

If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it doesn't scream back "YOU THINK I HAVEN'T BEEN THIS LOW BEFORE MOTHERFUCKER" and violently kick the walls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836267)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: Charcoal Spectacular Fanboi Senate

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836312)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:54 AM
Author: Anal faggotry field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23837140)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:44 AM
Author: fuchsia legal warrant

It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836275)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: Maize kink-friendly office

If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your pizza right then, you don't need to promise you love it and give it a bump of crystal before you can have it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836279)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:48 AM
Author: Maize kink-friendly office

If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly encouraged and decide to apply to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836287)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 AM
Author: Erotic national

When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'dough mound' and you don't reply 'just so you know'.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836296)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: Erotic national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836359)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: Maize kink-friendly office

When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automatically earmarked for pills.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836314)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: Maize kink-friendly office

When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, it does not start excitedly texting everyone that it thinks it has a boyfriend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836321)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: Stubborn Bossy Stage Internal Respiration

this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe jk thats rude you faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836334)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: Charcoal Spectacular Fanboi Senate

Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks in a pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836324)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: Stubborn Bossy Stage Internal Respiration

a pretty shitty contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836335)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: Charcoal Spectacular Fanboi Senate

to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836380)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: glittery nibblets

lol tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836385)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: glittery nibblets

a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836360)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: Stubborn Bossy Stage Internal Respiration

it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836369)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:31 AM
Author: Out-of-control multi-colored old irish cottage national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23837284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 PM
Author: histrionic toaster den

you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23838854)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: Useless Home People Who Are Hurt

One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage. The other is pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836378)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: Swollen aromatic business firm athletic conference

i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836383)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: Charcoal Spectacular Fanboi Senate

The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: Stubborn Bossy Stage Internal Respiration

did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a date? he said hey, what's the matter? im a fungus!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836392)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:21 AM
Author: Charcoal Spectacular Fanboi Senate

I see potential for a lengthy pun story here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836397)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:52 AM
Author: glassy menage immigrant

Fungi. Fungi.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23837002)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:02 AM
Author: Stubborn Bossy Stage Internal Respiration

sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know what? sometimes i feel like you dont even try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23837168)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:20 AM
Author: Charcoal Spectacular Fanboi Senate

while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three slices of pizza to start feeling ill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836394)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:33 AM
Author: Confused hairraiser legend

165

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23843016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: Maize kink-friendly office

When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being escorted out for violating a restraining order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836416)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: glittery nibblets

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836427)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:55 AM
Author: Henna school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23837403)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:32 AM
Author: big-titted internet-worthy associate indian lodge

You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836441)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: Stubborn Bossy Stage Internal Respiration

this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. ty for posting it :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836453)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: Laughsome mildly autistic lay

A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836449)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: Maize kink-friendly office

When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't offer him 25 adderalls if he will drive it all the way to Fresno where the Pizza's friend lives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836454)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:41 AM
Author: Maize kink-friendly office

When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836460)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:42 AM
Author: Erotic national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836463)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: Stubborn Bossy Stage Internal Respiration

my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand these memes since she knows what im like irl and im actually pretty classy and dont do most of the stuff itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836486)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: fighting coldplay fan range

Pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23837116)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:32 AM
Author: very tactful public bath trust fund

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23857556)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:55 AM
Author: insecure contagious garrison mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836492)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:46 AM
Author: yellow dingle berry

After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23836472)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:54 AM
Author: Sooty misanthropic stage

People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and round?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23837009)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:56 AM
Author: glassy menage immigrant

A pizza's crust is normal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23837011)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:45 AM
Author: diverse keepsake machete useless brakes

A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped with a tomato sauce, cheese and various other assorted toppings.

Lisa Rowe on the other hand is an ugly cunt whore degenerate bitch of a woman who spends her life on a racist misogynistic message board.

The two are quite different, I assure you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23837125)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:47 AM
Author: Stubborn Bossy Stage Internal Respiration

ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas all at the same time but really its just any old wednesday, also known as hump day lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23837127)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Primrose Tattoo Love Of Her Life

lisa rowe can't be topped!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23837130)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:50 AM
Author: Stubborn Bossy Stage Internal Respiration

i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you know what i mean (fucking) im jk. my friend is sitting here with me irl and im just kind of showing off for her. she thinks xo is a little bit fun and she is thinking of posting herself some time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23837134)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:51 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Primrose Tattoo Love Of Her Life

a pizza can feed a family of four.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23837136)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:59 AM
Author: Stubborn Bossy Stage Internal Respiration

not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and there are other variables here that make this unlikely a lot of the time but i dont want to argue about it anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23837157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:00 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Primrose Tattoo Love Of Her Life

ps the dad was bloodacre

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23837159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:01 AM
Author: Stubborn Bossy Stage Internal Respiration

you know how bad i want that irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23837164)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: heady dead cumskin nursing home

One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and Twist).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23837131)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:57 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Primrose Tattoo Love Of Her Life

a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23837151)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:11 AM
Author: painfully honest comical set

Pizza tastes good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23837210)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:34 AM
Author: Confused hairraiser legend

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23843020)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:41 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone ratface corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24884222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:12 AM
Author: heady dead cumskin nursing home

After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box and is unceremoniously driven to its final destination. You eat the other one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23837214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:13 AM
Author: painfully honest comical set

Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from you to pay for the abortion, just to scam some cash from you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23837218)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: Tantric Motley Dopamine

LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23837317)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: glassy menage immigrant

late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece of pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23837318)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:38 AM
Author: Gold Bisexual Juggernaut

Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23837332)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:45 AM
Author: Walnut sanctuary boltzmann

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23837361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:51 AM
Author: Gold Bisexual Juggernaut

Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDlnDX0Y&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DMcDgDlnDX0Y

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23837387)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:03 AM
Author: Walnut sanctuary boltzmann

yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23837422)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:12 AM
Author: Gold Bisexual Juggernaut

~h8-->1luv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23837459)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:52 AM
Author: heady dead cumskin nursing home

You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop because it tastes so good. The crust on the pizza is just plain gross

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23837388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:06 AM
Author: Irradiated marketing idea

i can only eat pizza a few times per day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23837429)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:13 PM
Author: Indecent Crotch

(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23838096)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:37 AM
Author: thriller friendly grandma

when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the car until you've finished w it to give it a ride home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23837623)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: milky cerebral brethren

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23842202)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:38 AM
Author: Walnut sanctuary boltzmann

lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23837628)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:44 AM
Author: magical at-the-ready tanning salon

pizza doesn't cut itself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23837664)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:45 AM
Author: Walnut sanctuary boltzmann

/thread. instant classic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23837667)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:55 PM
Author: hyperactive umber really tough guy patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23837971)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:01 PM
Author: Unholy wonderful hell tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23838016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Primrose Tattoo Love Of Her Life

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23840389)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 9:29 AM
Author: painfully honest comical set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23844315)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:10 AM
Author: diverse keepsake machete useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23857531)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:07 PM
Author: Judgmental principal's office azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24034071)



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:38 PM
Author: Marvelous abode boiling water

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#33497607)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: Seedy Corn Cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49179093)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:01 PM
Author: Electric Party Of The First Part

you wash your hands before touching the pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23837735)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:06 PM
Author: hyperactive umber really tough guy patrolman

Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when you're fucked up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23838059)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:11 PM
Author: insanely creepy whorehouse generalized bond

my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa rowe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23838084)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Primrose Tattoo Love Of Her Life

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23840387)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: house-broken parlor round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23846473)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:48 PM
Author: bright dashing market coffee pot

When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a minute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23838290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 7:03 PM
Author: Floppy ocher parlour

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23840413)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 PM
Author: thirsty faggot firefighter forum

I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out in deliberate long thrusts, eyes locked in the intensity of passion as I try to time myself, watching for cues as to the plateau of pleasure to achieve simultaneously as frames writhe and intertwine and moans and gasps and breaths escape from our need bodies... with a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23838305)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:23 AM
Author: 180 harsh box office

A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser with a meth problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23857544)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: Talented impertinent crackhouse

poignant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23857679)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 10:08 AM
Author: Citrine provocative main people

Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23857732)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:05 AM
Author: hyperactive umber really tough guy patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24031228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:22 AM
Author: Judgmental principal's office azn

A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone's had a piece.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24031313)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:40 AM
Author: irate stag film masturbator

one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the inside, and the other is a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24031422)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:16 PM
Author: Tantric Motley Dopamine

The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24034114)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: Arrogant beady-eyed liquid oxygen ape

wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24727533)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: Mewling hall lettuce

A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24727608)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 5:18 PM
Author: purple fragrant mood sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24804817)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:43 PM
Author: pink titillating indirect expression cuckoldry

IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHINE TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN. IF LISA ROWE GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT A BIG BLACK MACHINE IN IT TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24884233)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:33 PM
Author: exhilarant plaza private investor

Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#25165762)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:35 PM
Author: submissive mad-dog skullcap

a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#25165774)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: Excitant meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#27872794)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:42 AM
Author: Avocado roast beef

jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not even going to bother bumping them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#27872821)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 11:09 PM
Author: Azure cracking elastic band site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29635776)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: magical at-the-ready tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#34526716)



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Date: November 29th, 2015 10:42 PM
Author: very tactful public bath trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29274889)



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 10:22 PM
Author: very tactful public bath trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29443707)



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Date: January 5th, 2016 12:58 AM
Author: Excitant meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#29523743)



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Date: March 13th, 2016 7:47 AM
Author: very tactful public bath trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30045225)



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: Violet black woman queen of the night

I want pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#33497638)



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Date: September 22nd, 2017 8:14 PM
Author: Azure cracking elastic band site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#34272404)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 2:53 PM
Author: Maize kink-friendly office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#35731864)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:16 AM
Author: buff clown striped hyena

What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast?

I see she was outed quite a bit in 2010-2012. NOT COOL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#36451142)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:25 AM
Author: Vigorous trailer park reading party

it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#36451208)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:17 AM
Author: buff clown striped hyena

(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#36451150)



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Date: April 30th, 2019 3:51 PM
Author: Scarlet psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#38165888)



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Date: June 21st, 2020 7:19 PM
Author: very tactful public bath trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#40468295)



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Date: June 23rd, 2020 9:49 PM
Author: very tactful public bath trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#40482943)



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Date: July 11th, 2020 3:12 AM
Author: Odious carnelian cruise ship ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#40585370)



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:34 PM
Author: Scarlet psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43620983)



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 5:40 PM
Author: Scarlet psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#44198924)