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My mom refuses to give me back my butt plugs

My mom pet sat this weekend and we have a box that has all o...
Stimulating naked dysfunction
  08/18/13
Describe how you use the buttplugs. What did your wife say?...
Heady degenerate office
  08/18/13
No, I think my mom threw them away. We use them usually whe...
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  08/18/13
Do you use the plug on yourself? What's your wifes opinion ...
Heady degenerate office
  08/18/13
She was like, "wtf, those are ours she needs to bring t...
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  08/18/13
Describe "everyone." Has your mother confiscated ...
Heady degenerate office
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She took: -three butt plugs -bondage tape -nipple c...
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  08/18/13
What does your wife look like? ARe you a cuck? Does she ta...
Heady degenerate office
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6.5 face, 9.5 body. No. Yes.
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  08/18/13
Did you introduce her to your sickness or was she already a ...
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  08/18/13
She has an extremely healthy sex life. Sometimes. American...
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  08/18/13
i dont want to nitpick here but two of these answers do not ...
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  08/18/13
She takes the BBC when she wants but I'm not a cuck.
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but you do have the herp because she takes the BBC, correct?
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She left the vibrators, which is bullshit.
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what is a butt plug
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Ask her how she knew what they were.
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She refuses to acknowledge what they are. She just took the...
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DESCRIBE how you confronted her
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I called her and said, "Mom, did you take some of our s...
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180
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What did she say back?
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She said that they were inappropriate and I said you don't e...
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Has she taken stuff before? Did she ever catch you jacking ...
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No. My dad did once.
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do u nut in the other girls or pull out
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jelly as fuck my GF wont let me put anything in her butt :(
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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: Stimulating naked dysfunction

My mom pet sat this weekend and we have a box that has all our sex toys. She apparently went through that side of the bedroom and took several things she disapproved of. I asked her where our butt plugs were and she took such offense she hung up on me. I made her angry when I said that she didn't even know if they were for me or my wife.

Lol, I really doubt we're getting these butt plugs back (two for wife, one for me).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23867185)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:09 PM
Author: Heady degenerate office

Describe how you use the buttplugs. What did your wife say? Do you think mommy is plugging right now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23867221)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:11 PM
Author: Stimulating naked dysfunction

No, I think my mom threw them away. We use them usually when we are engaged in some bdsm and playing with each other. Wife and I both like to be tied up and used by the other.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23867231)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:17 PM
Author: Heady degenerate office

Do you use the plug on yourself? What's your wifes opinion of your mother playing with your assplugs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23867289)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: Stimulating naked dysfunction

She was like, "wtf, those are ours she needs to bring them back."

I'm pretty much ready to let those plugs walk. We use plugs on everyone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23867301)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:28 PM
Author: Heady degenerate office

Describe "everyone." Has your mother confiscated other items?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23867380)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:32 PM
Author: Stimulating naked dysfunction

She took:

-three butt plugs

-bondage tape

-nipple clamps

-ball gag

She left:

-rope

-two vibrators

-blindfold

Wife and I have other sexual partners and both love anal penetration.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23867419)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:36 PM
Author: Heady degenerate office

What does your wife look like? ARe you a cuck? Does she take the BBC?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23867454)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: Stimulating naked dysfunction

6.5 face, 9.5 body. No. Yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23867458)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:43 PM
Author: Heady degenerate office

Did you introduce her to your sickness or was she already a deviant. Does she STILL take that BBC? Also, what's her race.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23867520)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:44 PM
Author: Stimulating naked dysfunction

She has an extremely healthy sex life. Sometimes. American.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23867537)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:44 PM
Author: Mahogany big jewess

i dont want to nitpick here but two of these answers do not seem to be in order

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23867536)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: Stimulating naked dysfunction

She takes the BBC when she wants but I'm not a cuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23867542)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: Mahogany big jewess

k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23867545)



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Date: August 11th, 2021 4:54 AM
Author: Cyan exciting step-uncle's house foreskin

but you do have the herp because she takes the BBC, correct?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#42929291)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 4:05 AM
Author: bespoke property

seriously LOLing at your mom's tacit acceptance of light bondage in this poast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23869434)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 10:05 PM
Author: Indecent gunner



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Date: November 7th, 2018 9:55 PM
Author: Soul-stirring shivering antidepressant drug



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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:11 PM
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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:07 PM
Author: irradiated associate set

(millenial problems)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23867194)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 4:06 AM
Author: bespoke property



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:33 AM
Author: Carnelian Location



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: electric dun temple



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:07 PM
Author: passionate tanning salon famous landscape painting

Holy shit not flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23867198)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:09 PM
Author: Stimulating naked dysfunction

Lol, no. She stole my sex toys and won't engage on the issue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23867211)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: Violet whorehouse

180000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23867237)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:13 PM
Author: Stimulating naked dysfunction

She left the vibrators, which is bullshit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23867246)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Confused Preventive Strike Ceo

what is a butt plug

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23867299)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: shimmering water buffalo

Ask her how she knew what they were.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23867309)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: Stimulating naked dysfunction

She refuses to acknowledge what they are. She just took them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23867317)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: shimmering water buffalo

DESCRIBE how you confronted her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23867386)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: Stimulating naked dysfunction

I called her and said, "Mom, did you take some of our sex toys" and she was like wtf and I was like where are our butt plugs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23867430)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: shimmering water buffalo

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23867448)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: Heady degenerate office

What did she say back?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23867449)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:38 PM
Author: Stimulating naked dysfunction

She said that they were inappropriate and I said you don't even know who they are for and she hung up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23867470)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:43 PM
Author: Heady degenerate office

Has she taken stuff before? Did she ever catch you jacking your pissworm as a kid?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23867527)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: Stimulating naked dysfunction

No. My dad did once.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23867544)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:53 PM
Author: Heady degenerate office

EXPLAIN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23867640)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:58 PM
Author: Stimulating naked dysfunction

I locked my door and was jerking off and my dad knocked and he was like, "Are you doing something you shouldn't be doing" and I was like, "No, I'm just masturbating" and he was like "Open the door" and I was like "Are you sure" and he was like "Yeah" so I put my pants on and opened the door and was like "What" and he looked at me and was like, "What are you doing?" and I was like "Chilling out and masturbating" and he left.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23867718)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:03 PM
Author: Heady degenerate office

Why is your family obsessed with what you do with your pissworm? What is one fetish you haven't participated in. Did your father ever diddle you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23867767)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:26 PM
Author: Bright Concupiscible Public Bath Goyim



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:01 PM
Author: hairraiser chad house



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:13 PM
Author: Indecent gunner

crying laughing at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#37304247)



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Date: December 7th, 2019 2:48 PM
Author: Glittery Very Tactful Sneaky Criminal New Version



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:28 AM
Author: aqua cowardly cumskin home

criminally underrated

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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: Obsidian fragrant lodge feces

Did you take out your ear lobe rings and tear down your HOPE poster in protest you degenerate little shitmillenial?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23867394)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:32 PM
Author: shimmering water buffalo

Tell her that if you can't trust her to not go through your shit and steal your butt plugs then how could you ever possibly trust her to watch her future grandchildren.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23867420)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: Stimulating naked dysfunction

180 will do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23867432)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:02 PM
Author: Wonderful Pungent Trump Supporter Codepig



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Date: August 19th, 2013 1:20 AM
Author: Histrionic brindle library wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23868898)



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:20 PM
Author: bespoke property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#26243314)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:15 PM
Author: Stimulating naked dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#28608136)



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Date: August 30th, 2018 1:50 PM
Author: Stimulating naked dysfunction

She’s watching the grandkids now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#36716006)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:13 PM
Author: thriller mauve keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#37304249)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: coiffed hissy fit ticket booth

shes probably nervously drinking wine, crossarmed, staring at them from across the room trying to work up the courage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23867435)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 1:17 AM
Author: internet-worthy insanely creepy business firm useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23868891)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 1:55 PM
Author: Laughsome massive cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23902883)



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:25 PM
Author: Walnut station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#26243334)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: Opaque market roast beef

180 thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23867499)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:56 PM
Author: Talented Peach Stead Genital Piercing

probably best thread title of the year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23867683)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:57 PM
Author: crawly theater stage

180 idea, 160 execution on the flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23867707)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:59 PM
Author: Stimulating naked dysfunction

Fuck you, not flame bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23867723)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:18 PM
Author: crawly theater stage

ok, describe why your mom has access to your sex toy collection?

describe your current lifestyle? (assuming you are not a Treeman pumo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23867950)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:15 AM
Author: Stimulating naked dysfunction

She was pet sitting. Bigloler.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#26078247)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:51 PM
Author: translucent coffee pot national

Some great reasons to never have kids itt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23867615)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:55 PM
Author: Talented Peach Stead Genital Piercing

why did EPAH go pumo doe?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23867673)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:01 PM
Author: Mahogany big jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23867750)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 1:20 AM
Author: Lilac wild locale fat ankles

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23868899)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 8:37 PM
Author: internet-worthy insanely creepy business firm useless brakes

Steal them back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#23877794)



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Date: October 22nd, 2013 12:30 PM
Author: shimmering water buffalo

UPDATE?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#24284373)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:11 AM
Author: Stimulating naked dysfunction

We got new butt plugs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#26078236)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:28 AM
Author: aqua cowardly cumskin home

pics? did you spring for an Earl this time? (the Cadillac of gentlemen's plugs)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#26078311)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 3:33 AM
Author: bespoke property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#26057177)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 3:34 AM
Author: Underhanded orchestra pit



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:19 AM
Author: Underhanded orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#26078273)



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Date: August 30th, 2014 3:38 AM
Author: bespoke property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#26235282)



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:19 PM
Author: Walnut station

WHAT THE FUCK



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#26243306)



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Date: February 28th, 2015 3:24 AM
Author: Stimulating naked dysfunction

I like that THIS thread bothers you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#27404806)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: Violet whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#26695456)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 1:47 PM
Author: Carnelian Location



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Date: December 4th, 2014 10:22 PM
Author: Stimulating naked dysfunction



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:21 PM
Author: milky stain

Jesus Christ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#28608159)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:23 PM
Author: drunken stage alpha

any tips on how i can get my gf to be a sexual deviant with me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#28608172)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:24 PM
Author: Stimulating naked dysfunction

Be honest. You'd be surprised. Ask her for her darkest fantasies and no matter what be way into it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#28608175)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:26 PM
Author: drunken stage alpha

ive broached the topic. i basically tell her that i wanna try everything with her. i think she thinks that means like costumes. i dont think she could even comprehend the fact that i like being penetrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#28608189)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:28 PM
Author: Stimulating naked dysfunction

Make up some story about how you discovered it as a teenager by accident, but it will make you so hot if she fingers your ass and just make sure you're super clean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#28608198)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:42 PM
Author: drunken stage alpha

i dunno its more than just getting fingered its more about being someones little bitch. not sure she could deliver :( should i just buy her a strap on for her birthday?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#28608252)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:46 PM
Author: Stimulating naked dysfunction

Show her the porn you like and give her some choice Dan Savage columns about sissycucks like yourself and the importance of being good giving and game.

Honestly, if that's your thing it's better to find a chick into it than wife someone who is not. The key is to bring it up by the second or third date.

Seriously though most chicks I've dated (alt) are WAY into penetrating their men.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#28608261)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:48 PM
Author: drunken stage alpha

ive told her to read savage repeatedly she says she will but doesnt. i dunno man i really do love her. dont wanna give it all up for some fleeting orgasms...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#28608269)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:09 PM
Author: Awkward lay really tough guy

Liking someone is the worst, it makes it impossible to make rational decisions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#28608371)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:10 PM
Author: drunken stage alpha

not to mention at this point ive consumed the best years of her life. to cut her loose wuld just be fucking dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#28608376)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:49 PM
Author: drunken stage alpha

where do u meet alt girls? like fetlife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#28608273)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:08 PM
Author: Stimulating naked dysfunction

I've been out of the game for a while, but OKCupid and punk rock shows are good starts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#28608361)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:09 PM
Author: drunken stage alpha

cr

congrats on getting to watch other dudes fuck ur wife. sounds so hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#28608373)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: Awkward lay really tough guy

ATD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#28608205)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: Stimulating naked dysfunction

Nah, I wifed.

Oh, you mean my mom? Gonna pass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#28608207)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:35 PM
Author: self-absorbed comical cruise ship hairy legs

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#28608227)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:03 PM
Author: Out-of-control shrine fortuitous meteor

you on fetlife bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#28608336)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:08 PM
Author: Stimulating naked dysfunction

Yeah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#28608362)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:14 PM
Author: drunken stage alpha

as a couple or individually? are u allowed to play by urself?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#28608393)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:18 PM
Author: Stimulating naked dysfunction

You have to be individuals on Fetlife and she's not on there.

We do same room only. More my rule than hers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#28608408)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:19 PM
Author: drunken stage alpha

ugh dude ur living the life

condoms?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#28608417)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: Stimulating naked dysfunction

of course

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#28608928)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 5:49 PM
Author: drunken stage alpha

do u nut in the other girls or pull out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#28609981)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 2:55 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Confused Preventive Strike Ceo

jelly as fuck

my GF wont let me put anything in her butt :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#28608935)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:02 PM
Author: Stimulating naked dysfunction

I woke up this morning and licked the shit out of her asshole for about 10 minutes and fingered it while she fingered my taint. Then I made pancakes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#28608983)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:04 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Confused Preventive Strike Ceo

yolo bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#28608995)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:02 PM
Author: Topaz provocative knife fanboi

My mom took one of my vibrators :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#28608989)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:03 PM
Author: Stimulating naked dysfunction

why just one?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#28608993)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:08 PM
Author: Topaz provocative knife fanboi

She found one in my bed. The rest were in a box which I don't think she found. I don't have the courage to ask about it though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#28609018)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 5:13 PM
Author: drunken stage alpha

hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#28609712)



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Date: May 28th, 2018 11:37 PM
Author: razzle lake garrison



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Date: May 28th, 2018 11:58 PM
Author: elite yarmulke menage

what the fuck is going on in here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#36142848)



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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:18 AM
Author: aromatic kitty cat giraffe

yeah gonna need an update op

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#36142930)



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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:41 AM
Author: Territorial ocher plaza



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Date: November 7th, 2018 8:20 PM
Author: Stimulating naked dysfunction

We had to buy new ones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#37184911)



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:18 AM
Author: vibrant resort regret



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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:08 PM
Author: valar vettiri morghulis



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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:52 AM
Author: Narrow-minded curious church building sex offender

this thread is crazy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#36143038)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: Green Boyish Pozpig Parlour

great thread

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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:11 PM
Author: silver stubborn kitchen doctorate

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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:14 PM
Author: spectacular offensive love of her life mother

180 thread

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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:14 PM
Author: Indecent gunner



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Date: December 7th, 2019 2:49 PM
Author: nudist people who are hurt



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:05 AM
Author: Territorial ocher plaza



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:14 AM
Author: red dilemma sweet tailpipe



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:20 AM
Author: aqua cowardly cumskin home

i've always absolutely loved this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#40213406)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 2:06 PM
Author: Stimulating naked dysfunction



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Date: August 11th, 2021 3:24 AM
Author: razzle lake garrison



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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:12 PM
Author: Jesus Christ I'm online again

180 thread

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