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New Movie I'm pitching "A Staten Island Brunch" (180)

Farewell guys. I know some of you may find this here. Maybe ...
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Go back to India
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not per hour, per night. Weekend night table for 4-6 will e...
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legit lol at "brunchmen"
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holy shit, where can i sign up to fund this movie
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This.
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Johnsmeyer is are Christopher Moltisanti
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This is Brunch.
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Read this twoce
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feel like there are some very subtle digs at RSF here
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New movie I'm pitching: "A Manhattan in Paris". it...
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I'm rooting for Jimmy!
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180 And fuck Roberto
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gotta say, im rooting for jimmy. fuck roberto. lmao at hot b...
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Roberto is Johnsmeyer's idealized version of himself (5'11&q...
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thats like me creating a fictional version of myself and add...
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This isn't RSF and it's not me.
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well whtever it is, its 180
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Ty brother. I'm not Puerto Rican either for the record.
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lol, cr clarification
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No just no
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So chicks would flock to the taller guy, right?
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little hidden 180 about this thread - the self (180) in the ...
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Not flame cop a script template and get to work.
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Serious q, does rach own this idea now? Was there a TOS?
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Wilmer Valderrama, actually
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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:32 AM
Author: self-centered friendly grandma

Farewell guys. I know some of you may find this here. Maybe you won't. I have some personal stuff going on. My father, the person who I've been closest to my whole life, has passed away. As many of you know, my mom passed away when I was younger. I need to be with my family right now to help my brothers and his kids. Maybe even move somewhere and start new.

Aside from all the comedy and bullshit on here, I actually got some good life advice. Most of you are good dudes and I learned a lot about law and life from you all.

Later boys and girls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30254769)



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Date: May 13th, 2018 7:47 AM
Author: Slimy Misunderstood Lodge

Go back to India

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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:37 AM
Author: Provocative pervert

180

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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:44 AM
Author: Coiffed home tank



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:14 PM
Author: Sienna stirring nursing home

180 moniker

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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:45 AM
Author: Puce Supple Whorehouse Puppy



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:47 AM
Author: Cracking den



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:51 AM
Author: Coiffed home tank

I'm intrigued re the $1700/hr bottle service. Can it really cost that much?

Johnsmeyer, if you want to troll some out-of-towners IRL, convince them to get that. They'll probably think they owe about $100

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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:36 PM
Author: pea-brained irradiated stage

not per hour, per night. Weekend night table for 4-6 will easily set you back that at a good MFH club.

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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:58 AM
Author: flickering kitty athletic conference

legit lol at "brunchmen"

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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:00 AM
Author: 180 weed whacker

holy shit, where can i sign up to fund this movie

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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:49 AM
Author: self-centered friendly grandma

This.

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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:58 AM
Author: stimulating glassy gay wizard

Johnsmeyer is are Christopher Moltisanti

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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:58 AM
Author: self-centered friendly grandma



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:58 AM
Author: Puce Supple Whorehouse Puppy



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:20 AM
Author: demanding haunting principal's office juggernaut



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:21 AM
Author: self-centered friendly grandma



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:51 PM
Author: stimulating glassy gay wizard



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:11 PM
Author: self-centered friendly grandma

This is Brunch.

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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: dark costumed hunting ground



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: seedy motley community account



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:43 AM
Author: Wonderful mewling theater stage roommate



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:21 PM
Author: maize halford church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30259763)



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Date: August 21st, 2020 1:38 AM
Author: Dull yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#40788726)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:01 AM
Author: Slimy Misunderstood Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30255112)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:19 AM
Author: Hyperactive Razzle Market

Read this twoce

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30255178)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:20 AM
Author: outnumbered razzmatazz forum

feel like there are some very subtle digs at RSF here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30255185)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: twisted aromatic cuckold temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30255187)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:34 AM
Author: outnumbered razzmatazz forum

New movie I'm pitching: "A Manhattan in Paris". it's about a young James Lovers-Brunch moving to France to play semi-professional badminton and drink classic cocktails. when execs hear it's the unauthorized prequel to Staten Island Brunch they go nuts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30255239)



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Date: May 15th, 2016 3:56 PM
Author: alcoholic khaki office trust fund

Will the Parisians discover the true source of this new arrival's ill-gotten family wealth?

Will the beautiful orphan daughter of the former Cantor derivatives Managing Director learn just who is paying for her nights on the town with the pudgy yet charming boy from New Jersey?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30484472)



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Date: February 18th, 2020 8:59 PM
Author: drab site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#39615049)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:45 AM
Author: stimulating glassy gay wizard

On second reading they're not subtle at all LMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30255276)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:00 PM
Author: bonkers ebony persian area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30260898)



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Date: April 21st, 2016 5:51 PM
Author: big senate voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30320652)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:11 AM
Author: Swashbuckling blue feces

lol the whole thing is a not at all subtle fuck you to rsf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30255388)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:22 AM
Author: Deep theatre

I'm rooting for Jimmy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30255194)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:25 AM
Author: salmon heady piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30255204)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:30 AM
Author: carnelian corn cake resort

180

And fuck Roberto

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30255226)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:41 AM
Author: Insane yellow dopamine

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30255256)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:43 AM
Author: useless striped hyena step-uncle's house

9848578947589245

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30255262)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:47 AM
Author: dark costumed hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30255290)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:08 AM
Author: Appetizing mustard dilemma shitlib

omg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30255374)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:09 AM
Author: Lavender Fear-inspiring Dysfunction Nowag

This is 10x better content than gay, verbose space stories IMO. Thanks, Johnsmeyer!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30255377)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 6:28 PM
Author: Excitant amethyst mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30258123)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:12 AM
Author: Swashbuckling blue feces

gotta say, im rooting for jimmy. fuck roberto. lmao at hot bitches going to staten island to watch some minor league baseball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30255391)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:13 AM
Author: useless striped hyena step-uncle's house

Roberto is Johnsmeyer's idealized version of himself (5'11" incredibly handsome pro baseball player instead of 5'9" college baseball player)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30255397)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:13 AM
Author: Swashbuckling blue feces

thats like me creating a fictional version of myself and adding two 0s to my net worth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30255399)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:15 AM
Author: self-centered friendly grandma

This isn't RSF and it's not me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30255407)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:16 AM
Author: Swashbuckling blue feces

well whtever it is, its 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30255411)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:16 AM
Author: self-centered friendly grandma

Ty brother. I'm not Puerto Rican either for the record.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30255414)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:17 AM
Author: Swashbuckling blue feces

lol, cr clarification

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30255417)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:15 AM
Author: self-centered friendly grandma

No just no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30255403)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:33 AM
Author: self-centered friendly grandma

So chicks would flock to the taller guy, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30255537)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:35 AM
Author: carnelian corn cake resort

lol at this detail:

fitted new era backwards hat, Tight fitted dry fit with a Griffey logo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30255545)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:01 PM
Author: Thriller private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30255718)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 1:19 PM
Author: carnelian corn cake resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30256259)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 11:54 AM
Author: useless striped hyena step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31801652)



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Date: September 1st, 2017 9:27 AM
Author: massive pontificating meetinghouse legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#34114617)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:36 AM
Author: Sinister olive immigrant queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30255554)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:42 AM
Author: charismatic translucent jew stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30255597)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:16 PM
Author: Walnut trump supporter

compliments on this moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30255797)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:43 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone emerald heaven partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30255605)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:44 AM
Author: self-centered friendly grandma

Fuck Roberto

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30255609)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:32 PM
Author: jet-lagged garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30255928)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:46 AM
Author: cerebral dead parlor milk

Will gassy brunch shrews be featured?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30255619)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:50 AM
Author: self-centered friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30255646)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:00 PM
Author: cerebral dead parlor milk

You may wish to visit this thread for casting ideas: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2988531&mc=171&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30255707)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:51 AM
Author: self-centered friendly grandma

(Didn't mean to double posts)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30255653)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:46 AM
Author: Thriller private investor

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30255624)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:51 AM
Author: Slimy Misunderstood Lodge

little hidden 180 about this thread - the self (180) in the thread title

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30255650)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:51 AM
Author: Thriller private investor

180 Cr lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30255652)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:02 PM
Author: Puce Supple Whorehouse Puppy

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30255721)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 11:54 AM
Author: Adventurous pit pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31801648)



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Date: November 15th, 2018 4:25 PM
Author: Titillating cruise ship stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#37240111)



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Date: February 18th, 2020 8:47 PM
Author: jade library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#39614982)



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Date: January 21st, 2021 5:00 PM
Author: Titillating cruise ship stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#41800068)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:04 PM
Author: Nighttime copper brethren mad cow disease

Not flame cop a script template and get to work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30255736)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: self-centered friendly grandma

Serious q, does rach own this idea now? Was there a TOS?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30255760)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:11 PM
Author: out-of-control comical state

now don't get me wrong, johnsmeyer is a nice guy, but bros who think he's taking a dig at RSF or whatever are missing the point. the movie's a lot bigger than that. it's really about america. to me "James Lovers-Brunch" allegorizes colonial-era britain, when pasty, dumb, decadent men ruled europe and her colonies. these men were gassy and bloated. so much so their heights bloated to 6'4" or some oafish number. by the "Brunchmen" we are obviously talking about europe.

now roberto comes along, who symbolizes everything about the new world that "James Lovers-Brunch", a tubby low IQ 6'4" bully, isn't. he's lean, masculine, and underneath the friendly smile he's rippling with strength and confidence.

so no, i don't feel that "James Lovers-Brunch", an effete, pasty 6'4" dude with severe emotional disturbances, is RSF at all.

roberto isn't Johnsmeyer, either. he's america.

make america great again. (180)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30255767)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:20 PM
Author: Nighttime copper brethren mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30255821)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:29 PM
Author: out-of-control comical state

i mean, James Lovers-Brunch, a shiftless 6'4" douche, is brunching on eggs "Benedict." clearly colonial britain. i don't know where people are getting the idea that he's supposed to be RSF.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30255894)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 6:33 PM
Author: violet shivering theater old irish cottage

What sort of lib could see a spic representing America?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30258156)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:42 PM
Author: demanding haunting principal's office juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30259399)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:48 PM
Author: self-centered friendly grandma

The thing about James is thT he's tall and has money but can't admit that he's ugly. He has a legitimately ugly face. Women aren't attracted to him for his face at all and to be honest the only thing he has going physically (and personality wise) is his height. Which is fine. Height is #1. But his character flaw is that he can't admit that and his insecurities stem from his lack of facial aesthetics. So he tried to m push on people that he's handsome and tries to convince himself that he's getting girls bc he's handsome and not bc he's tall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30259463)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:58 PM
Author: out-of-control comical state

i'm just calling it like it is.

old world = fat, pasty, effete, bloated.

new world = lean, muscular, swarthy as fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30260167)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:15 PM
Author: Rusted passionate mexican selfie

Rachmiel is a producer with a proven track record of knocking hits out of the park

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30255794)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 4:13 PM
Author: stimulating glassy gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30257362)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:29 PM
Author: jet-lagged garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30255890)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 1:18 PM
Author: self-centered friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30256244)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 4:09 PM
Author: flickering kitty athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30257338)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 4:39 PM
Author: buck-toothed sanctuary sweet tailpipe

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30257524)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 6:30 PM
Author: Excitant amethyst mental disorder

million billion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30258134)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 7:27 PM
Author: canary electric genital piercing gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30258557)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 7:28 PM
Author: bespoke fighting cuck dog poop

i came at 'dad bods'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30258569)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 7:31 PM
Author: slippery smoky shrine

boy does he have a decision to make

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30258598)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:27 PM
Author: Opaque odious really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30259234)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:39 PM
Author: self-centered friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30259378)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:45 PM
Author: charismatic translucent jew stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30259433)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:16 PM
Author: laughsome menage background story



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: maize halford church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30259764)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 9:42 AM
Author: White Hot School Cafeteria Electric Furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30271077)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 11:55 AM
Author: soul-stirring marketing idea national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31801657)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:32 PM
Author: bonkers ebony persian area



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:04 PM
Author: slippery smoky shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30259645)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:15 PM
Author: self-centered friendly grandma

Greatest movie of ARE generation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30259717)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:16 PM
Author: laughsome menage background story



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: Curious water buffalo black woman

DESCRIBE the voiced-over montage at the beginning that explains the NYC brunch scene to viewers who may be unfamiliar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30259771)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:25 PM
Author: self-centered friendly grandma

It will be like the intro to Beauty and the Beast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30259791)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:26 PM
Author: self-centered friendly grandma

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30259801)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:29 PM
Author: self-centered friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30259816)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 8:27 AM
Author: Exciting cream base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30270766)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 9:43 AM
Author: White Hot School Cafeteria Electric Furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30271079)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 10:02 AM
Author: carnelian corn cake resort

Roses petals falling down at each new frame of stained glass renditions of the brunch men, NYC, and Roberto

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30271185)



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Date: May 13th, 2018 7:43 AM
Author: Rusted passionate mexican selfie

Lol shit I lolled out loud to this and then realized it was the op. RIP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#36040536)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:24 PM
Author: Frisky School

A billion

Thank you for this!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30259786)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:59 PM
Author: Exciting cream base

Anyone who says Johnsmeyer is not a top 5 poaster needs to read this thread carefully

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30260176)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:11 AM
Author: Deep theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30262283)



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Date: May 15th, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: alcoholic khaki office trust fund

This

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30484482)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:24 PM
Author: apoplectic twinkling mood

Glad you revised & resubmitted "A Lover's Brunch" to make it more of an underdog story. Everyone loves a villain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30261210)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 1:33 AM
Author: Swashbuckling blue feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30261836)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:18 AM
Author: Lake Idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30262299)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:30 AM
Author: carmine hairy legs

"Based on a true story," Johnsmeyer grinned, adjusting his New Era cap.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30262326)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:35 AM
Author: carnelian corn cake resort

**Tight fitted dry fit with a Griffey logo**

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30263094)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:36 AM
Author: self-centered friendly grandma

*light skinned half Puerto Rican*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30263106)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:41 AM
Author: flickering kitty athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30262342)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:47 AM
Author: Hyperactive Razzle Market

I suspect the audience will be high fiving and cheering when Roberto's compadre-since-birth, the street wise Young Rich Moon, himself a Victory Boulevard Casanova, jumps in to stand with him during the Final Showdown with The Brunchmen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30262351)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:33 AM
Author: self-centered friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30263083)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 8:26 AM
Author: abnormal gaping tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30270761)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:38 AM
Author: Confused Rehab Fat Ankles

A cop walked by and said, "Ay Jimmy! You talkin' bout your girls? I just saw them on the Staten Island Ferry and hour ago. They were dressed for a ballgame."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30263126)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:40 PM
Author: Swashbuckling blue feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30269336)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 8:27 AM
Author: cheese-eating talented crackhouse

this was my favorite part

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30270765)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: abnormal gaping tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30271306)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 12:02 AM
Author: Deep theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30277375)



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Date: April 21st, 2016 5:51 PM
Author: Submissive Vibrant Locus Coffee Pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30320658)



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Date: May 2nd, 2016 5:07 PM
Author: Submissive Vibrant Locus Coffee Pot

still crack up every time I think of this line

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30392115)



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Date: September 26th, 2022 8:25 PM
Author: buck-toothed sanctuary sweet tailpipe

Cr, i say it to myself in an exaggerated NY gabbagool accent too, like "Looks like dey was dressed for a boowl game!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#45235028)



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Date: May 2nd, 2016 5:10 PM
Author: stimulating glassy gay wizard

Johnsmeyer will play the cop in the movie, like a Hitchcock cameo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30392132)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 11:55 AM
Author: useless striped hyena step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31801656)



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Date: May 13th, 2018 5:26 AM
Author: transparent up-to-no-good foreskin psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#36040469)



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Date: May 2nd, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: Thriller private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30392141)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:33 PM
Author: Deep theatre

I'm starting to think that "Mmmm mm mm" is my favorite part.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30269270)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:38 PM
Author: canary electric genital piercing gas station

agreed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30269315)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 8:26 AM
Author: apoplectic twinkling mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30270762)



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Date: April 29th, 2016 12:47 PM
Author: White Hot School Cafeteria Electric Furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30372418)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:38 PM
Author: jade library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30269318)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 8:25 AM
Author: abnormal gaping tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30270759)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 9:44 AM
Author: White Hot School Cafeteria Electric Furnace

180000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30271085)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 9:45 AM
Author: salmon heady piazza

heard that john leguizamo is in talks to play roberto

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30271090)



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Date: May 18th, 2016 6:09 PM
Author: indecent pisswyrm trailer park

Wilmer Valderrama, actually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30507577)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 12:12 AM
Author: fantasy-prone tripping jap factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30277459)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 12:24 AM
Author: Wine stage

will u ever finish the story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30277530)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 10:51 AM
Author: White Hot School Cafeteria Electric Furnace

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30279173)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 11:04 AM
Author: Narrow-minded Unhinged Regret Crotch

We need to get a production team/site ASAP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30279241)



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Date: April 21st, 2016 11:28 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Chartreuse Brunch

929928383747272727833848566

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30323065)



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Date: April 26th, 2016 1:49 PM
Author: Deep theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30350101)



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Date: May 15th, 2016 11:45 AM
Author: useless striped hyena step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30483179)



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Date: May 16th, 2016 11:59 AM
Author: umber faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30489285)



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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: cerise stag film potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30492615)



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Date: May 18th, 2016 6:06 PM
Author: cerise stag film potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30507552)



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Date: June 20th, 2016 11:43 AM
Author: stimulating glassy gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#30746746)



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Date: July 30th, 2016 3:29 PM
Author: slippery smoky shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31068717)



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Date: July 30th, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: Confused Rehab Fat Ankles

i can see the brunchmen slo mo walking off the ferry to confront roberto in their bermuda shorts and wayfarers to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VW1nxUChYfQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31068799)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 10:33 PM
Author: self-centered friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31085736)



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Date: October 15th, 2016 2:44 PM
Author: domesticated vigorous sandwich hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31648220)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 12:11 AM
Author: Adventurous pit pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31713435)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 12:17 AM
Author: jade library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31713515)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 12:31 AM
Author: crimson high-end gaming laptop philosopher-king

probably his masterwork

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31713599)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 12:32 AM
Author: alcoholic khaki office trust fund

No black brunch was epic IRL flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31713603)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 10:51 AM
Author: clear kink-friendly death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31801303)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 10:48 AM
Author: clear kink-friendly death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31801275)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 11:04 AM
Author: flickering kitty athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31801369)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 2:22 PM
Author: useless striped hyena step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#32148237)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 10:58 PM
Author: Slimy Misunderstood Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#32152436)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 11:09 PM
Author: unholy azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#32152516)



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Date: December 16th, 2016 1:24 PM
Author: self-centered friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#32156741)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: self-centered friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#32174580)



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Date: February 19th, 2017 2:18 PM
Author: useless striped hyena step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#32655383)



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Date: February 21st, 2017 3:21 AM
Author: Territorial Hairraiser Chapel

(Reposted)

It's about this guy named "James Lovers-Brunch." A 6'4 NYC playboy who cleans up with women and runs the NYC brunch scene. He and his friends, "The Brunchmen" can be seen at the top boozy brunch locations year round with a table full of eggs Benedict, mermosas and, of course, women.

These "Brunchmen" fit the fratty mold to a T. Pink button downs, boat shoes, wayfarers and who can forget the "I don't give a fuck" hair and dad bods. Mmmm mm mm.

James Lovers-Brunch struts around NYC styling on manlets all day every day. But he doesn't do so without his insecurities. Although Jimmy is tall, his body is lumpy, soft and would never be mistaken for athletic. He's also far from a "Clark Gabel" in the face. Women rate him as a 3.5, 4 on a good day. But women can't resist his 180 douchy attitude, money and of course, the holy grail, his height.

One day at brunch, Roberto walks by. Roberto is new and unlike the Brunchmen, he's not fratty in anyway. Roberto is 5'11, built like a solid athlete, fitted new era backwards hat, Tight fitted dry fit with a Griffey logo. Roberto is also a light skinned half Puerto Rican with a perfect smile to go along with his strong jaw and model-like face. It always seems like Roberto is grinning.

Roberto introduced himself to Jimmy and asked if he can join. James replied, "get the fuck out of here you prole piece of shit manlet!" All of the brunchmen laughed and cheered and high fived. The women reluctantly joined in, but not without first noticing Roberto's stunning looks. Roberto, with a grin, winked and said, "maybe another time."

Later that night Jimmy saw Roberto at the hottest club in Manhattan, One Tree. Roberto was partying it up, dancing on the floor. Laughing with Jimmy's girls. Winning them over with his charm. As Jimmy sat in his $1700 an hour bottle service booth, he couldn't believe that all of his women were with Roberto. Roberto looked over to Jimmy with that same grin and winked at him.

One of Jimmy's girls, an 18 year old model from Paris, responded "Isn't Roberto so awesome! He plays in the Yankees organization, for the Staten Island Yankees! He invited us to the game tomorrow!"

Jimmy replied, "You stupid whore! We have brunch tomorrow! And don't you know that I am an all star on my softball team! Now let me rip your panties off and lick you for hours!"

The next day, Jimmy and The Brunchmen sat at brunch on a Manhattan sidewalk but this time without women. Jimmy shouted out "where are these sluts? I told them 11." A cop walked by and said, "Ay Jimmy! You talkin' bout your girls? I just saw them on the Staten Island Ferry an hour ago. They were dressed for a ballgame."

James is enraged and so are The Brunchmen. They're off to Staten Island to win their girls back. Will height prevail? Will Jimmy be able to steal his girls back from Roberto? I guess Jimmy will be having a late brunch.... a "Staten Island Brunch."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#32666915)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 9:17 AM
Author: Territorial Hairraiser Chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#32749902)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 6:28 AM
Author: Nofapping Giraffe

Was this retyped? Contains a critical spelling error - it's *MERMOSAS*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#33189860)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 6:31 AM
Author: Territorial Hairraiser Chapel

corrected

I copy pasted it when someone reposted it in another thread and I thought it should be reposted itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#33189862)



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Date: July 17th, 2017 10:00 PM
Author: Territorial Hairraiser Chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#33798150)



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Date: July 17th, 2017 10:04 PM
Author: apoplectic twinkling mood

It's "Mmmm mm mm", not "Mmmmmmmm" -- big difference. Please edit, ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#33798171)



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Date: July 17th, 2017 10:11 PM
Author: Territorial Hairraiser Chapel

Edited

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#33798225)



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Date: July 17th, 2017 10:30 PM
Author: apoplectic twinkling mood

Thank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#33798393)



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Date: September 14th, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: Cracking den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#34211966)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 12:02 PM
Author: chest-beating casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#36271707)



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Date: February 18th, 2020 3:37 PM
Author: bateful infuriating hell antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#39613461)



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Date: February 18th, 2020 3:42 PM
Author: Dull yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#39613486)



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Date: February 18th, 2020 8:36 PM
Author: Painfully Honest Vivacious Keepsake Machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#39614918)



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Date: August 21st, 2020 1:35 AM
Author: drab site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#40788720)



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Date: August 21st, 2020 1:40 AM
Author: Dull yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#40788731)



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Date: December 13th, 2021 8:18 PM
Author: Disgusting burgundy lay circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43604323)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 3:12 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy maroon mediation abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#47093929)



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Date: December 8th, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: flickering kitty athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49494262)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 9:28 AM
Author: Crawly volcanic crater native

Every Saturday morning, I do one part of the puppet show. But there's nobody there to start the trains anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#32749944)



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Date: March 31st, 2017 9:45 AM
Author: Territorial Hairraiser Chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#32960764)



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Date: April 26th, 2017 9:23 PM
Author: Slimy Misunderstood Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#33171330)



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Date: April 26th, 2017 9:24 PM
Author: Slimy Misunderstood Lodge

What the FUCK HE DELETED IT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#33171336)



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Date: April 26th, 2017 9:34 PM
Author: Thriller private investor

Woah when did he do that? Was it after the March bumps?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#33171422)



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Date: May 7th, 2017 1:30 PM
Author: galvanic green set

better to have flamed & edited than never to have flamed at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#33250632)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 4:01 PM
Author: seedy motley community account

not a single person copied it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#34510680)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 4:03 PM
Author: Territorial Hairraiser Chapel

I REPOSTED IT IN THIS VERY THREAD

jeez ....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#34510705)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 4:04 PM
Author: Territorial Hairraiser Chapel

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Date: October 23rd, 2017 9:58 PM
Author: seedy motley community account



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Date: May 7th, 2017 1:28 PM
Author: pink arrogant indian lodge

never forget:(

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Date: July 17th, 2017 10:19 PM
Author: Wonderful mewling theater stage roommate



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Date: May 26th, 2017 8:08 PM
Author: Territorial Hairraiser Chapel



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Date: August 30th, 2017 2:15 PM
Author: Hyperventilating frum parlour hominid



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Date: September 1st, 2017 8:20 AM
Author: Hyperventilating frum parlour hominid



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Date: September 1st, 2017 8:27 AM
Author: Effete sound barrier



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Date: September 14th, 2017 5:07 PM
Author: Titillating cruise ship stock car

THE GOAT

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Date: October 23rd, 2017 3:57 PM
Author: carmine hairy legs

RIP to the greatest thread.

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Date: October 23rd, 2017 4:14 PM
Author: Drunken vengeful fortuitous meteor

We miss you johnsy

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Date: October 23rd, 2017 9:57 PM
Author: Arousing bearded ratface plaza



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Date: December 1st, 2017 7:33 AM
Author: Territorial Hairraiser Chapel



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Date: December 5th, 2017 9:24 AM
Author: Titillating cruise ship stock car

Please come back

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Date: December 10th, 2017 12:36 AM
Author: Territorial Hairraiser Chapel



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Date: December 10th, 2017 12:37 AM
Author: Wine stage



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Date: December 20th, 2017 9:46 PM
Author: multi-colored brindle cuckoldry ticket booth



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Date: January 1st, 2018 11:17 PM
Author: jade library

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Date: February 23rd, 2018 7:07 AM
Author: yapping point laser beams



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Date: April 25th, 2018 7:31 PM
Author: Titillating cruise ship stock car



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Date: May 2nd, 2018 3:59 PM
Author: Confused Rehab Fat Ankles



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Date: May 13th, 2018 5:17 AM
Author: elite location



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Date: May 13th, 2018 7:34 AM
Author: yapping point laser beams



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Date: July 18th, 2018 8:10 AM
Author: Territorial Hairraiser Chapel



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Date: November 6th, 2018 1:40 AM
Author: splenetic spot pocket flask

(Reposted)

It's about this guy named "James Lovers-Brunch." A 6'4 NYC playboy who cleans up with women and runs the NYC brunch scene. He and his friends, "The Brunchmen" can be seen at the top boozy brunch locations year round with a table full of eggs Benedict, mermosas and, of course, women.

These "Brunchmen" fit the fratty mold to a T. Pink button downs, boat shoes, wayfarers and who can forget the "I don't give a fuck" hair and dad bods. Mmmm mm mm.

James Lovers-Brunch struts around NYC styling on manlets all day every day. But he doesn't do so without his insecurities. Although Jimmy is tall, his body is lumpy, soft and would never be mistaken for athletic. He's also far from a "Clark Gabel" in the face. Women rate him as a 3.5, 4 on a good day. But women can't resist his 180 douchy attitude, money and of course, the holy grail, his height.

One day at brunch, Roberto walks by. Roberto is new and unlike the Brunchmen, he's not fratty in anyway. Roberto is 5'11, built like a solid athlete, fitted new era backwards hat, Tight fitted dry fit with a Griffey logo. Roberto is also a light skinned half Puerto Rican with a perfect smile to go along with his strong jaw and model-like face. It always seems like Roberto is grinning.

Roberto introduced himself to Jimmy and asked if he can join. James replied, "get the fuck out of here you prole piece of shit manlet!" All of the brunchmen laughed and cheered and high fived. The women reluctantly joined in, but not without first noticing Roberto's stunning looks. Roberto, with a grin, winked and said, "maybe another time."

Later that night Jimmy saw Roberto at the hottest club in Manhattan, One Tree. Roberto was partying it up, dancing on the floor. Laughing with Jimmy's girls. Winning them over with his charm. As Jimmy sat in his $1700 an hour bottle service booth, he couldn't believe that all of his women were with Roberto. Roberto looked over to Jimmy with that same grin and winked at him.

One of Jimmy's girls, an 18 year old model from Paris, responded "Isn't Roberto so awesome! He plays in the Yankees organization, for the Staten Island Yankees! He invited us to the game tomorrow!"

Jimmy replied, "You stupid whore! We have brunch tomorrow! And don't you know that I am an all star on my softball team! Now let me rip your panties off and lick you for hours!"

The next day, Jimmy and The Brunchmen sat at brunch on a Manhattan sidewalk but this time without women. Jimmy shouted out "where are these sluts? I told them 11." A cop walked by and said, "Ay Jimmy! You talkin' bout your girls? I just saw them on the Staten Island Ferry an hour ago. They were dressed for a ballgame."

James is enraged and so are The Brunchmen. They're off to Staten Island to win their girls back. Will height prevail? Will Jimmy be able to steal his girls back from Roberto? I guess Jimmy will be having a late brunch.... a "Staten Island Brunch."

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Date: January 21st, 2021 5:05 PM
Author: Wonderful mewling theater stage roommate



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Date: March 7th, 2021 8:03 PM
Author: Titillating cruise ship stock car



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Date: September 26th, 2022 8:45 PM
Author: seedy motley community account



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Date: December 1st, 2024 4:36 PM
Author: yapping point laser beams



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Date: March 11th, 2019 2:36 PM
Author: exhilarant house stain



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Date: June 4th, 2019 7:50 PM
Author: Slimy Misunderstood Lodge



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Date: August 5th, 2019 5:47 PM
Author: exhilarant house stain



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Date: December 25th, 2019 1:51 PM
Author: Deep theatre



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Date: January 14th, 2020 4:25 AM
Author: elite location



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Date: February 18th, 2020 3:43 PM
Author: Dull yarmulke



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Date: February 18th, 2020 8:36 PM
Author: Painfully Honest Vivacious Keepsake Machete



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Date: September 26th, 2022 8:05 PM
Author: Plum boyish wagecucks



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Date: March 9th, 2023 7:51 AM
Author: carmine hairy legs

Johnsmeyer, I hope you're doing okay.

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Date: April 20th, 2023 8:57 AM
Author: diverse brilliant public bath



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Date: May 11th, 2024 3:40 PM
Author: Adventurous pit pozpig

what a time to be alive

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Date: May 11th, 2024 5:44 PM
Author: self-centered friendly grandma



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Date: October 24th, 2024 1:11 AM
Author: aphrodisiac jet station



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Date: October 24th, 2024 7:49 AM
Author: Fuchsia Wild Candlestick Maker Mad-dog Skullcap

My favorite character by far is The random cop who just happened to be on the Staten Island ferry then happened to run into jlb at in his brunch spot

I always imagine him as being played by jm in a hitchcockian cameo role

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Date: December 1st, 2024 4:35 PM
Author: sepia bat shit crazy address



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Date: November 27th, 2024 10:26 PM
Author: Adventurous pit pozpig



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