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i just straight up stared unblinkingly at idiot bartender who forgot my shit

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??&qu...
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  07/31/16
special sauce on the sandwich
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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM Author: ....,..,.,...,,,,,..,...
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  07/31/16
me? he's the one getting the sps tip.
Turquoise Electric Lettuce
  07/31/16
He'll probably take like 40 min to get you your order, make ...
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i considered that but i dont think so.
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he's not going to spit in it get real. his only job is send ...
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oh right. his job description does not include messing with...
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gotcha. this is the first bartender who never moves from be...
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lol this dude is either an asian autist or huge flame
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yea i was thinking this too.
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is the op JJC? would explain a lot
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cr op is insecure and seeing shit that isn't there, starting...
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lmao...every normal bro has complained about service before ...
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either you're not describing the situation very well or ther...
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cr. also I'm literally a 6' alpha non-lawyer lmao @ the OP
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youre not alpha or 6'0. and lol @ "im thix foot, a...
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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM
Author: Turquoise Electric Lettuce

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31074810)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: supple startling alpha market

special sauce on the sandwich

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31074819)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:10 PM
Author: wonderful jew

Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM

Author: ....,..,.,...,,,,,..,.,,.,,.............,,,.,.,

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31083474)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: Multi-colored submissive stain



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:52 PM
Author: Ruby Tantric Center Windowlicker



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: floppy piazza gay wizard

damn daddy

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Date: August 2nd, 2016 10:58 PM
Author: floppy piazza gay wizard

lol now that i know who this is this thread is hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31094138)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: big-titted area



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: Gaped irradiated den doctorate

Sounds like you are fucked bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31074823)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: Turquoise Electric Lettuce

me? he's the one getting the sps tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31074826)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: Gaped irradiated den doctorate

He'll probably take like 40 min to get you your order, make you follow up with him 2x

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31074829)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Turquoise Electric Lettuce

i considered that but i dont think so.

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Date: September 12th, 2016 10:43 AM
Author: Orchid dopamine



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: Rough-skinned chestnut haunted graveyard

why the fuck would you be rude to a bartender then order a sandwich.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31074824)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Snowy Gaping

That poztartar

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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: Turquoise Electric Lettuce

he's not going to spit in it get real. his only job is send the order back to the kitchen.

and i was rude bc he was just already a faggot anyway. no harm done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31074832)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Rough-skinned chestnut haunted graveyard

oh right. his job description does not include messing with your food. thus he surely wont do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31074834)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Turquoise Electric Lettuce

are you retarded?

im saying i can see him the whole time, he wont even be back in the kitchen

lol did u srsly think i was arguing that bc his job description doesnt include messing with my food that he wont?

jfc xo autists. got damn inwonder what it would be loke talking to u guys irl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31074846)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: Rough-skinned chestnut haunted graveyard

gotcha. this is the first bartender who never moves from behind the bar and has no means of communication with staff who do other than the order.

messing with food happens to rude people dude. this is meant to help you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31074856)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: wonderful jew

lol this dude is either an asian autist or huge flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31074932)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: big-titted area



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:55 PM
Author: Fragrant disrespectful set coffee pot

LMAOOOOOOOOOO

Let me tell you about my food service experience:

1. Customer is rude to me

2. Give the order ticket to the kitchen and tell the cook to spit in it or put a booger in it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31094657)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: bearded old irish cottage lay

My hs friends did this all the time like it was nbd.

Seriously though, I just had to wink at cook and he knew what to do.

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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: overrated scourge upon the earth

So, just to be clear, the bartender came over to take your order. You stared at him awkwardly like an aspie and he walked away. This annoyed you because you wanted the bartender to actually say the words "can I get something for you?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31074835)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:48 PM
Author: supple startling alpha market

today you will consume the bodily secretions of a male bartender...

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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:33 PM
Author: bearded old irish cottage lay



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: dark frum trailer park keepsake machete

the people on this site are deranged

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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: supple startling alpha market

how so?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31074847)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: Turquoise Electric Lettuce

youre a fucking idiot bro.

"complaining about poor service is so aspie and deranged jesus"

*ignores the fact that millions of normal ppl do this every day*

its not "deranged" when the bartender straight up was being a fuckin idiot jackass to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31074857)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: diverse field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31082958)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: Vibrant gunner

((("nebbish" 5'7 little breh who doesn't COMMAND RESPECT)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31074862)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: spectacular mood

ordering a crab sandwich at a bar was mistake #1

then being an aspie was mistake #2

enjoy your "crabs"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31074871)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: 180 digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49077439)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Frozen University Jewess

lmao cannot imagine a normal dude reacting this way. OP and the massive chip on his shoulder about being "overlooked" have my gookdar going wild

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31074874)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:54 PM
Author: Rough-skinned chestnut haunted graveyard

yea i was thinking this too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31074886)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:56 PM
Author: wonderful jew

is the op JJC? would explain a lot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31074906)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: irate pit

cr op is insecure and seeing shit that isn't there, starting some shit with a bartender who has to do what he says to prove his manhood. guarantee the bartender is laughing with the other servers about what a gookbot faggot he is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31074921)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: Turquoise Electric Lettuce

lmao...every normal bro has complained about service before at some point. and actually drunk chads are some of the worst assholes about this shit

joe pesci complained about service in goodfellas...i would lmao at some little 5'8 faggot lawyer bitch like "the gorgon" (whatever the fuck that means) going "lol? gook" to an italian mobster before grtting mercilessly bullied and humiliated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31074933)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:03 PM
Author: wonderful jew

either you're not describing the situation very well or there is something wrong with you. No one is defending poor service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31074938)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:06 PM
Author: Frozen University Jewess

cr. also I'm literally a 6' alpha non-lawyer lmao @ the OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31074956)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:12 PM
Author: Turquoise Electric Lettuce

youre not alpha or 6'0.

and lol @ "im thix foot, actually"

thats not tall to anyone but a nebbish lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31074989)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: Frozen University Jewess

your head must be spinning from the bukakke session you've been getting itt lil breh. explain where I state or imply that 6' is "tall"? I have consistently insisted it isn't eg

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3294692&mc=16&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31075078)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:04 PM
Author: spectacular mood

you wouldn't know what a "normal bro" was if he shit in your crab sandwich, Xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31074944)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:14 PM
Author: wonderful jew

lol'd hard at xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31074998)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: Frozen University Jewess

can't stop loling at this gigafreak's deranged thought process. "I stood up for myself by 'staring unblinkingly' at a confused bartender, just like drunk white chads or Italian mobsters!" ljl someone should keep an eye on this Cho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31075150)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: wonderful jew

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31075156)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: irate pit

180 the gorgon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31075158)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:11 PM
Author: wonderful jew

It reminds me of the time uvt "stood up for himself" by flipping off some redneck on the freeway and almost got himself killed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31076978)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:12 PM
Author: Glittery beta corner

lmao. Please link if you can

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31084406)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:31 PM
Author: Frozen University Jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31084584)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: wonderful jew

google search returns this:

Date: April 18th, 2014 10:41 PM

Author: grown married man with fully developed breasts

Someone needs to dig up the thread where uvt talks about having road rage and yelling at a white guy who cut him off in traffic "to defend the image of my people" or some shit. It was still when he was in his NOWAG-power stage. Its been years since I saw it and it was quite lulzy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924947&forum_id=2#25407199)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31094151)



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Date: May 3rd, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: Swashbuckling clear ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#38181949)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:33 AM
Author: Swashbuckling clear ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#40335689)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 4:46 AM
Author: concupiscible mustard kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31079532)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:05 PM
Author: Poppy Space Twinkling Uncleanness

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31082965)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:32 PM
Author: Gaped irradiated den doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31084596)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: amber dilemma karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31085024)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:03 PM
Author: Khaki Appetizing Mother School



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31094167)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: frisky laughsome institution

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31094715)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: bearded old irish cottage lay

The Gorgon delivers.... Again and again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31106883)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 7:40 PM
Author: Frozen University Jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31108758)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 7:07 PM
Author: Exciting Garrison Headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#32150719)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:36 PM
Author: Disgusting bawdyhouse regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#32540707)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: Excitant french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#32611553)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:38 PM
Author: doobsian brilliant candlestick maker parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#34235767)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 2:11 PM
Author: Sapphire Stock Car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#34236520)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: mentally impaired costumed spot private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#34886991)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:16 PM
Author: Galvanic site patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#38720065)



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Date: May 21st, 2020 8:59 PM
Author: doobsian brilliant candlestick maker parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#40252823)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: aphrodisiac meetinghouse people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#41965919)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: aphrodisiac meetinghouse people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43704767)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:34 AM
Author: Bistre Volcanic Crater Church Building

first time i've come across this, tears streaming down my face laughing. gosh i like it here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#44378175)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: 180 digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49077442)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:15 PM
Author: Beady-eyed shrine brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#32151230)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: Glittery beta corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31075179)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:13 PM
Author: Racy Ocher Locale Trust Fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31084410)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:03 AM
Author: frisky laughsome institution

Op is George20 just trying to swallow cum in the most indirect way possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31094707)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:42 AM
Author: Vivacious bronze toilet seat theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#33454805)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: aphrodisiac meetinghouse people who are hurt

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#41965917)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: crusty ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31074875)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:55 PM
Author: wonderful jew

when he came over and looked directly at you, why didn't you tell him what you wanted?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31074897)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: Violent fighting base

Sounds like the bartender expected you to offer your order after your friend gave his.

Classic situation of two aspies accusing the other of being aspie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31074914)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: wonderful jew

I used to work in a bar where the bartenders/barbacks/cooks would literallt sneeze all over the sandwiches of assholes. They's also put sandwich buns down their pants and then dance around the kitchen while everyone laughed and cheered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31074922)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: irate pit

Apart from seasoning the lobster bisque, he farted on the meringue, sneezed on braised endive, and as for the cream of mushroom soup, well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31074931)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:02 PM
Author: wonderful jew

this wasn't shit out of a movie bro. I'm telling you what I've seen with my own two eyes. Not excusing or condoning it either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31074934)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:08 PM
Author: Exhilarant nighttime really tough guy

this is, front to back, the most beta post i've read in my life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31074960)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:24 PM
Author: Frozen University Jewess

damn runny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31076610)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: Glittery beta corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31076639)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:01 AM
Author: frisky laughsome institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31094692)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:40 AM
Author: gold painfully honest location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#33454788)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:43 AM
Author: Honey-headed church sandwich

but it's comic gold, so 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#40335695)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:33 PM
Author: obsidian histrionic ceo hospital

Enjoy your cum crab sandwhich.

People who enjoy abusing the little temporary power they have over others are awful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31075089)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: Sinister orchestra pit incel

like, by, say, ejaculating in their food?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31076635)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:27 PM
Author: Rough-skinned chestnut haunted graveyard

ya and tipping poorly b/c of perceived slights.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31076648)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: Hot Boyish Library Legal Warrant

Alcoholic?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31075180)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:09 PM
Author: Lascivious kitty weed whacker

JJC, you really need help, I say this as a friend.

Also, lol at ordering a crab sandwich, maybe the easiest thing to cum on and not have anyone notice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31076946)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: Frozen University Jewess

lol yeah this guy literally ate semen yesterday. not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31080877)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:03 PM
Author: irate pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31082948)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:09 PM
Author: Multi-colored submissive stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31083459)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:17 PM
Author: irate pit

thread is vintage zozo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31083539)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:18 PM
Author: Underhanded Stubborn Goal In Life Bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31083543)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:55 PM
Author: Big business firm sound barrier

This is a 180 thread if the OP isn't flame.

What an autist, lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31084776)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:41 PM
Author: Umber thriller sex offender school cafeteria

yeah what an autist, lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#35893917)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:18 PM
Author: Jet Gas Station

So if you don't want to eat jizz, what do you do if your waiter is actually an idiot and you need to call attention to something he fucked up or so you can order? Just suffer through it then leave a shitty tip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31085017)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: Rough-skinned chestnut haunted graveyard

it;s possible (for non autists) to point out mistakes without being rude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31085021)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:23 PM
Author: Jet Gas Station

Can a high 19 year old hipster waitress tell the difference?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31085062)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 11:53 PM
Author: irate pit

"Hey, excuse me-"

"Oh, I'm sorry."

"Yeah, no problem, can I get..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31086582)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:00 AM
Author: Big business firm sound barrier

Yes. And the OP isn't about a waiter who made a mistake. It's about an autist who is very likely Asian who doesn't know the first thing about social interaction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31094686)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:57 PM
Author: comical friendly grandma

(Asian)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31094670)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: big-titted area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31094716)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:58 PM
Author: lavender legend

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31094678)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:11 AM
Author: frisky laughsome institution

I got sore from how hard this thread made me laugh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31094767)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:21 AM
Author: nudist mexican

I hope this is flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31094831)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:24 PM
Author: sienna rehab party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31106813)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:26 PM
Author: irate pit

cr bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31106824)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:35 PM
Author: indecent hilarious hairy legs

BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31106875)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 10:19 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31232267)



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Date: September 3rd, 2016 7:54 PM
Author: irate pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31330301)



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Date: November 13th, 2016 1:24 AM
Author: Razzmatazz stage dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31894739)



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Date: November 13th, 2016 1:30 AM
Author: floppy piazza gay wizard

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#31894760)



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Date: December 12th, 2016 8:10 PM
Author: Aromatic Sable Boltzmann State



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#32123956)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author: Poppy Space Twinkling Uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#32150541)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:50 PM
Author: Tripping Senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#32151487)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:56 PM
Author: irate pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#32151532)



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Date: January 9th, 2017 5:14 PM
Author: Aromatic Sable Boltzmann State



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#32336153)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:33 PM
Author: irate pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#32540690)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: Poppy Space Twinkling Uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#32540711)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:32 PM
Author: irate pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#32611546)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: self-absorbed chapel idiot

EXCUSE ME

yeah?

I RIKE A SUCK YOUR DILLLK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#32611562)



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Date: February 28th, 2017 1:58 PM
Author: Poppy Space Twinkling Uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#32719752)



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: Lascivious kitty weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#32806197)



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: charismatic smoky hell

this thread makes more sense once i realized the op was harrison

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#32806202)



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Date: December 30th, 2019 6:57 AM
Author: Swashbuckling clear ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#39348255)



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Date: April 1st, 2017 6:26 PM
Author: Talented Bisexual Electric Furnace House

Date: October 12th, 2014 9:10 PM

Author: boot to the head (harrison)

he gets butthurt easily too.

he went for years under the radar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2231619&forum_id=2#26505329)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#32971160)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 2:44 PM
Author: Talented Bisexual Electric Furnace House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#32975884)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:10 PM
Author: heady menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#33180883)



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Date: May 31st, 2017 4:47 PM
Author: Multi-colored submissive stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#33439438)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 12:27 AM
Author: Poppy Space Twinkling Uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#33452265)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:23 AM
Author: bateful turdskin death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#33454604)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:14 AM
Author: concupiscible mustard kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#33822268)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:27 AM
Author: Fuchsia Public Bath

what a thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#33822278)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:37 PM
Author: Ruddy forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#34235757)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 6:36 AM
Author: stimulating brunch cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#34880854)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: Fuchsia Public Bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#34886987)



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Date: December 25th, 2017 11:04 PM
Author: Fuchsia Public Bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#35007389)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:37 PM
Author: Saffron skinny woman degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#35893896)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: Ruddy forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#35897859)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: pearly sanctuary place of business

lol faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#36216613)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:49 AM
Author: Turquoise Electric Lettuce

this was flame dumbass. i was at home when this "happened".

jmaw is real.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#36216615)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:42 PM
Author: cowardly step-uncle's house striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#36219837)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:44 PM
Author: thirsty metal new version

tbf he probably couldn't tell if you were blinking, open-eyed, or had your eyes closed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#36219846)



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Date: December 28th, 2018 6:30 PM
Author: Cobalt pocket flask property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#37488414)



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Date: May 6th, 2019 4:13 PM
Author: Swashbuckling clear ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#38195472)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: Swashbuckling clear ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#38198031)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: concupiscible mustard kitchen

Great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#38198032)



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Date: May 18th, 2019 2:32 PM
Author: Lascivious kitty weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#38253374)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:14 PM
Author: Very tactful home roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#38720058)



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Date: February 25th, 2020 12:36 AM
Author: idiotic office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#39647879)



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:51 PM
Author: Garnet principal's office deer antler

kids growing up and coming of age during lockdown won't know how 180 this is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#40015386)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:29 AM
Author: Swashbuckling clear ratface

reminder: some notable poasters used to pretend to like op's shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#40335685)



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Date: October 12th, 2021 12:29 AM
Author: hateful marvelous casino

keep talking shit about harrison faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43258812)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:37 AM
Author: provocative hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#41965899)



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Date: April 29th, 2021 6:28 PM
Author: Poppy Space Twinkling Uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#42372881)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:22 PM
Author: Poppy Space Twinkling Uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43258601)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: provocative hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43704165)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:30 AM
Author: Sepia Arousing Range Codepig

This is a GOAT thread, somehow it’s still underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43704758)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: slate slimy resort rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#46566340)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: Swollen national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43704764)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:32 AM
Author: Abusive Razzle Plaza Wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43704779)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: Tripping Senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43704795)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: bateful turdskin death wish

I still never figured out whether the "crab sandwich" was a weird way of saying a crab cake sandwich or a crab roll, like a lobster roll, or actually some weird Asian thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43704799)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:19 AM
Author: Rebellious circlehead lodge

It’s a cheeseburger with 2 crabs in place of the bun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#44417971)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:31 AM
Author: provocative hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#44378153)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:32 AM
Author: Amethyst Balding Queen Of The Night Indian Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#44378163)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:35 AM
Author: Poppy Space Twinkling Uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#44378176)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:43 AM
Author: Amethyst Balding Queen Of The Night Indian Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#44378200)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:54 AM
Author: indecent hilarious hairy legs

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

(detector continuously beeping for years)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#44378229)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:45 AM
Author: dashing pontificating locus marketing idea

It is the year 1,000,000. Humans are long dead, the ice caps totally melted and the world completely covered in water. Nearly all evidence of human civilization has been completely erased. Nearly all...

Far, far under the surface, at the bottom of an enormous chasm miles deep, a faint signal sounds. "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... Fortuitously stored inside an impenetrable casing of titanium diboride with an epoxy emery coating, an autism detector from the before times has resisted the ocean's erosive forces. It should have shut down eons ago, but somehow, in defiance of traditional understandings of physics, it continues to be powered, however faintly, by an autism so profound it literally altered spacetime itself, causing ambient electrons to be drawn into its battery cells for eternity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#44418014)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:44 AM
Author: free-loading faggotry

LOOOOOOOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#45680684)



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Date: June 23rd, 2022 7:45 PM
Author: doobsian brilliant candlestick maker parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#44730960)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:39 AM
Author: Curious Azure Theater Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#45680666)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:42 AM
Author: free-loading faggotry

hey dork, let's go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#45680676)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:48 AM
Author: Curious Azure Theater Stage

Ok

*BANG*

*BIFF*

*KAPOW!*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#45680689)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:58 AM
Author: free-loading faggotry

hehe tho credited rethponthe hehe: https://tinychat.com/room/james102387



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#45680694)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:43 AM
Author: free-loading faggotry

honestly, i'd say i won this thread LMFAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#45680680)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:34 PM
Author: Cobalt pocket flask property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#46566325)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: French round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#46799416)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: Poppy Space Twinkling Uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#46799418)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:34 PM
Author: passionate shaky becky stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#46958530)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:40 PM
Author: Stirring stead chad

embarrassing thread for OP jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#46958556)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 8:01 PM
Author: Sapphire Stock Car

"I always liked to read and to write."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#46958648)



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Date: October 12th, 2024 6:11 PM
Author: maize coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#48191108)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 11:48 AM
Author: idiotic office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#48348597)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:04 PM
Author: odious dingle berry cumskin

This marked the end of harrison’s prolific poasting career in tandem with Julia poasting a chain of his “plz respond” emails. A heavyweight in the Halford/Watchmen era—he was very similar to ricki in poasting style and had a solid clique here that frequently showered him with blank-bumps & 180s. A reminder to us all—make liberal use of the cancel and save as draft features in xo/gmail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#48348643)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:06 PM
Author: Cerebral gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#48348651)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:08 PM
Author: Navy sexy abode mad-dog skullcap

Bars and ordering drinks at bars are retarded, just pregame, go there and stand around, don’t try and order drinks unless you’re a regular

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#48348661)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 12:51 AM
Author: Ruddy forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#48638031)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:12 AM
Author: Awkward Adventurous Juggernaut

(Doodikof)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#48638049)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:14 AM
Author: Charcoal Nubile Stag Film

lol fucking gook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#48638051)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:15 AM
Author: Ruby Tantric Center Windowlicker

this was jjc right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#48638053)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: idiotic office

harrison tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49077482)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: Rusted Cracking Immigrant Indirect Expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49363699)



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Date: March 11th, 2026 8:02 PM
Author: tancredi marchiolo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49735840)