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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:10 AM
Author: Stubborn grizzly crotch



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:15 AM
Author: fantasy-prone sienna native pocket flask

ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore and gave her my #. she left a message when i was out, but because i bought the cheapest piece of shit answering machine her message got garbled after the first few seconds ("hey, we met at the bookstore..."). so i didn't have her # or name and never saw her again. she probably thinks i ghosted her.

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:52 AM
Author: Stubborn grizzly crotch

"And once again, after who knows what aeons of the silence and dark, the birds will sing and the waters flow, and lights and shadows move across the hills,

And the faces of our friends laugh upon us with amazed recognition."

All wholesome misunderstandings will have their day in the sun, thank Goodness!

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: Stubborn grizzly crotch



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: Stubborn grizzly crotch



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Date: September 16th, 2021 6:53 AM
Author: Stubborn grizzly crotch



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: Provocative cruise ship



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:46 AM
Author: Stubborn grizzly crotch



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:55 AM
Author: talented underhanded location place of business

Couldn't you have checked your bill to see what number called?

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: fragrant plaza

My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she yelled at my brother that she didn't know how he was getting home from his friend's house and to call her from a pay phone. She left it on there and we kept getting messages like "Uh..... Hi, this is Rachel calling for Mr. Sickly from Dr. Blah blah..."

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 4:00 AM
Author: Stubborn grizzly crotch

LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kind of thing that could only happen in the 90s.

My first relationship happened at the turn of the 21st century, and I remember frequently using payphones at the mall and/or promenade type places to arrange pick up times with our parents.

And I also distinctly remember feeling reluctant to get a cellphone, even when my parents, my sisters, and my girlfriend's sisters all wanted me to have one.

My junior high girlfriend and I knew that something valuable was being lost - living in a reality unmediated by screens - and held out as long as we could. (She's a Mediterranean Catholicmo - coincidence? I don't think so. All heart.)

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: Stubborn grizzly crotch



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: Stubborn grizzly crotch



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:47 AM
Author: Stubborn grizzly crotch



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:04 AM
Author: Arrogant sick school cafeteria

"You've reached the..."

entire intact, white nuclear family together: "Johnson family! Leave a message!"

*lib shudders*

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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:07 AM
Author: Stubborn grizzly crotch

😂😂😂

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Date: September 30th, 2021 12:02 AM
Author: Stubborn grizzly crotch



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:52 PM
Author: Stubborn grizzly crotch



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:54 PM
Author: drunken quadroon gaping



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Date: September 30th, 2021 5:23 PM
Author: Stubborn grizzly crotch



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:26 PM
Author: Stubborn grizzly crotch

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Date: November 27th, 2021 12:51 AM
Author: Stubborn grizzly crotch



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Date: November 27th, 2021 2:52 AM
Author: Stubborn grizzly crotch

LMAO at this planet...

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Date: November 28th, 2021 7:56 PM
Author: Stubborn grizzly crotch



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:43 AM
Author: Stubborn grizzly crotch



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:47 AM
Author: Arrogant sick school cafeteria



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:52 AM
Author: Stubborn grizzly crotch

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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: sepia abode incel



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:50 PM
Author: Stubborn grizzly crotch



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:37 PM
Author: Pearly azn



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:43 PM
Author: Stubborn grizzly crotch



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: Blathering ivory hominid stock car

I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others' messages

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Date: August 3rd, 2021 1:09 AM
Author: Stubborn grizzly crotch

This sounds like something out of Charlie Brown or John Hughes: 180!

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Date: August 3rd, 2021 6:21 AM
Author: Blathering ivory hominid stock car

our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:18 AM
Author: Stubborn grizzly crotch

Can't believe I missed this poast, Ho Lee Fuk

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:36 AM
Author: vivacious nubile kitty



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: Spectacular Erotic Bbw



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Date: August 8th, 2021 5:48 AM
Author: Stubborn grizzly crotch



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Date: August 14th, 2021 7:55 AM
Author: Stubborn grizzly crotch



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: Twisted shivering dilemma

aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom)

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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:46 AM
Author: Stubborn grizzly crotch

Lol'd IRL, tyft

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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:49 AM
Author: contagious trump supporter

Asking operator to do an emergency cut-in so your mom can come pick you up from the mall.

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Date: August 15th, 2021 12:34 PM
Author: Stubborn grizzly crotch

180000000000000000000

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Date: August 16th, 2021 1:26 AM
Author: Stubborn grizzly crotch



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Date: August 16th, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: Stubborn grizzly crotch



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:04 PM
Author: Stubborn grizzly crotch



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: Odious Drab Indian Lodge

Strong thread/moniker synergy

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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: Stubborn grizzly crotch

;-)

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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:10 PM
Author: Flushed Faggotry Legal Warrant

Weird how voice mail used to be something to look forward to.

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Date: August 18th, 2021 5:55 PM
Author: contagious trump supporter

Someone in a neighborhood group found a phone and this boomer recommended he call the number and leave a voicemail because people still check their voicemail.

I don't think I've checked a voicemail in years.

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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: Stubborn grizzly crotch



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: Stubborn grizzly crotch



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Date: August 22nd, 2021 2:18 AM
Author: Stubborn grizzly crotch



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:18 PM
Author: Stubborn grizzly crotch



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: Thriller point preventive strike

It was in my parents' bedroom. I would distinctly remember coming home from a weekend away, and all of us would crowd into their room as they played the messages. 180 family nostalgia.

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Date: September 13th, 2021 12:42 AM
Author: Stubborn grizzly crotch



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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:06 AM
Author: Stubborn grizzly crotch

This poast blew my mind, not flame

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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:07 AM
Author: Stubborn grizzly crotch

As in, an honest-to-goodness Proustian portal to the past, pure wholesomeness on all levels, my friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43107002)



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: Provocative cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43174759)



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Date: September 25th, 2021 7:48 PM
Author: Stubborn grizzly crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43177601)



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Date: September 16th, 2021 4:43 AM
Author: Stubborn grizzly crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43124696)



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Date: September 25th, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: Stubborn grizzly crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43174542)



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:02 AM
Author: Stubborn grizzly crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43194577)



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Date: October 7th, 2021 11:32 PM
Author: Stubborn grizzly crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43239492)



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:29 PM
Author: Crystalline lodge mother

[your dad, hoping he can lunge for the button before you or your mom]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43288116)



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Date: October 19th, 2021 10:54 PM
Author: Stubborn grizzly crotch

😂😂😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43299359)



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Date: October 24th, 2021 8:55 PM
Author: Stubborn grizzly crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43324612)



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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:14 PM
Author: Stubborn grizzly crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43514420)



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Date: August 19th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: Thriller point preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49196901)



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Date: August 20th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: Stubborn grizzly crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49199590)



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Date: August 21st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Thriller point preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49200263)



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Date: August 21st, 2025 1:49 PM
Author: Stubborn grizzly crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49200780)



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Date: October 24th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Stubborn grizzly crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49372624)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: Stubborn grizzly crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49375825)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: Stubborn grizzly crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49375827)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: Stubborn grizzly crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49375828)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: Stubborn grizzly crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49375830)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: Domesticated coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49375842)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: Stubborn grizzly crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49376322)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:25 PM
Author: arousing roommate

*is young biglaw associate who went camping over the weekend*

*checks work voicemail at 6 am Monday*

"You have ... 24 ... new voicemails."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49375859)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: Stubborn grizzly crotch

Okay, I lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49376324)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: arousing roommate

*listens to caller's 5-7 minute rambling voicemail about important matter that finishes with, "anyway, please call me ASAP at [recites number in slurring voice at breakneck speed]"*

*sighs*

*hits 'repeat voicemail' button*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49376404)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: Stubborn grizzly crotch

On the bright side, 5-7 minute rambling to make sense of against all odds - and even endlessly repeatable once in a while due to its "180"ness - is mystically similar, in a certain sense, to his other time consuming interest outside the modern white collar services professions, mysteriously known as: "ZoZo"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49376409)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: arousing roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49376411)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: Stubborn grizzly crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49376412)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: Stubborn grizzly crotch

I really like it here in case I didn't make that clear, my genuinely witty and insightful pumo brother in arms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49376414)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:36 PM
Author: arousing roommate

o it's clear brother.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49376428)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: Stubborn grizzly crotch

<3<3<3

Gorgeous noblesse oblige on your part, which I had a feeling about given your sense of humor, unironically :-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49376435)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: Stubborn grizzly crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49639794)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: Stubborn grizzly crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49652305)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal jade heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49652439)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: Stubborn grizzly crotch

Battle Diaper Alita (tp) recording your Answering Machine greeting (tp, to be perfectly clear)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49652462)



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:47 AM
Author: Stubborn grizzly crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49653001)



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Date: February 8th, 2026 10:09 PM
Author: Stubborn grizzly crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49657164)



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Date: February 11th, 2026 11:29 PM
Author: Stubborn grizzly crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49664938)



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Date: February 12th, 2026 5:24 PM
Author: Stubborn grizzly crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49666650)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 3:50 PM
Author: Stubborn grizzly crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49694871)



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Date: February 28th, 2026 12:30 PM
Author: Stubborn grizzly crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49702519)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: Stubborn grizzly crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49706781)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: Blathering ivory hominid stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49706795)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: Stubborn grizzly crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49706796)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: Aqua Codepig

a girl called long-distance from hawaii while on vacation for spring break with her family and left me a message. i can still hear the nervousness in her voice. now i delete voicemails without even listening to them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49706824)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: Stubborn grizzly crotch

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5647441&mc=6&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49706828)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:47 PM
Author: Aqua Codepig

i initially read that as G.C. Charlatan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49706889)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 10:16 PM
Author: Stubborn grizzly crotch

Bob Vylan and GC Charlatan meeting in Interstellar bookshelf realm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49706974)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: Aqua Codepig

🌌📚⏳️

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49720536)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 10:31 AM
Author: Stubborn grizzly crotch

🤔🧐😋

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49720611)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:44 PM
Author: Slippery aggressive step-uncle's house

How do you say I miss you to an answering machine?

How do you say good night to an answering machine?

How do you say I'm lonely to an answering machine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49706880)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:46 PM
Author: Stubborn grizzly crotch

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49706886)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 4:39 PM
Author: Stubborn grizzly crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49718753)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 12:56 AM
Author: Stubborn grizzly crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49720164)



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Date: March 11th, 2026 12:18 AM
Author: Stubborn grizzly crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49733811)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 5:30 PM
Author: Stubborn grizzly crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49743659)



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Date: March 23rd, 2026 5:59 PM
Author: Fidele in Bruges circa 2003



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49763415)