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Poast new message in this thread
Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:10 AM Author: Hairless Faggotry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#42882671) |
Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:15 AM Author: Concupiscible Den Mexican ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore and gave her my #. she left a message when i was out, but because i bought the cheapest piece of shit answering machine her message got garbled after the first few seconds ("hey, we met at the bookstore..."). so i didn't have her # or name and never saw her again. she probably thinks i ghosted her. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#42882683) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:52 AM Author: Hairless Faggotry "And once again, after who knows what aeons of the silence and dark, the birds will sing and the waters flow, and lights and shadows move across the hills,
And the faces of our friends laugh upon us with amazed recognition."
All wholesome misunderstandings will have their day in the sun, thank Goodness! |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM Author: Hairless Faggotry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#42944243) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM Author: Hairless Faggotry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43053104) |
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Date: September 16th, 2021 6:53 AM Author: Hairless Faggotry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43124776) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM Author: wine lay sneaky criminal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43174757) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:46 AM Author: Hairless Faggotry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43174768) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:16 AM Author: orange nubile karate My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she yelled at my brother that she didn't know how he was getting home from his friend's house and to call her from a pay phone. She left it on there and we kept getting messages like "Uh..... Hi, this is Rachel calling for Mr. Sickly from Dr. Blah blah..." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#42882686) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 4:00 AM Author: Hairless Faggotry LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kind of thing that could only happen in the 90s.
My first relationship happened at the turn of the 21st century, and I remember frequently using payphones at the mall and/or promenade type places to arrange pick up times with our parents.
And I also distinctly remember feeling reluctant to get a cellphone, even when my parents, my sisters, and my girlfriend's sisters all wanted me to have one.
My junior high girlfriend and I knew that something valuable was being lost - living in a reality unmediated by screens - and held out as long as we could. (She's a Mediterranean Catholicmo - coincidence? I don't think so. All heart.) |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM Author: Hairless Faggotry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#42944245) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM Author: Hairless Faggotry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43053102) |
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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:47 AM Author: Hairless Faggotry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43183891) |
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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:04 AM Author: glassy sound barrier "You've reached the..."
entire intact, white nuclear family together: "Johnson family! Leave a message!"
*lib shudders* |
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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:07 AM Author: Hairless Faggotry 😂😂😂 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43194586) |
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Date: September 30th, 2021 12:02 AM Author: Hairless Faggotry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43199501) |
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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:52 PM Author: Hairless Faggotry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43202536) |
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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:54 PM Author: indecent shitlib (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43202544) |
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Date: September 30th, 2021 5:23 PM Author: Hairless Faggotry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43202647) |
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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:26 PM Author: Hairless Faggotry !!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43288109) |
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Date: November 27th, 2021 12:51 AM Author: Hairless Faggotry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43515330) |
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Date: November 27th, 2021 2:52 AM Author: Hairless Faggotry LMAO at this planet... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43515656) |
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Date: November 28th, 2021 7:56 PM Author: Hairless Faggotry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43523933) |
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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:43 AM Author: Hairless Faggotry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43525643) |
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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:47 AM Author: glassy sound barrier (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43525655) |
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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:52 AM Author: Hairless Faggotry !!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43525672) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:49 PM Author: ;::;:;;::;;;;;:::: (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49639864) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:50 PM Author: Matthias of Redwall Did Nothing Wrong #Cornflower (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49639870) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 5:03 AM Author: Lake location useless brakes I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others' messages (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#42882772) |
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Date: August 3rd, 2021 1:09 AM Author: Hairless Faggotry This sounds like something out of Charlie Brown or John Hughes: 180! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#42887666) |
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Date: August 3rd, 2021 6:21 AM Author: Lake location useless brakes our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#42888212) |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:18 AM Author: Hairless Faggotry Can't believe I missed this poast, Ho Lee Fuk (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#42944234) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:36 AM Author: Shivering green ceo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#42883021) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:49 AM Author: 180 meetinghouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#42883064) |
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Date: August 8th, 2021 5:48 AM Author: Hairless Faggotry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#42914998) |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 7:55 AM Author: Hairless Faggotry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#42944196) |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM Author: Irradiated Locale Elastic Band aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#42944246) |
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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:46 AM Author: Hairless Faggotry Lol'd IRL, tyft (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#42950183) |
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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:49 AM Author: Dashing hissy fit menage Asking operator to do an emergency cut-in so your mom can come pick you up from the mall. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#42950197) |
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Date: August 15th, 2021 12:34 PM Author: Hairless Faggotry 180000000000000000000 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#42950447) |
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Date: August 16th, 2021 1:26 AM Author: Hairless Faggotry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#42954648) |
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Date: August 16th, 2021 3:16 AM Author: Hairless Faggotry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#42954896) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:04 PM Author: Hairless Faggotry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#42969770) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM Author: arrogant awkward dysfunction Strong thread/moniker synergy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#42969803) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM Author: Hairless Faggotry ;-) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#42969808) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:10 PM Author: Buck-toothed Travel Guidebook Stag Film Weird how voice mail used to be something to look forward to. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#42969813) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 5:55 PM Author: Dashing hissy fit menage Someone in a neighborhood group found a phone and this boomer recommended he call the number and leave a voicemail because people still check their voicemail.
I don't think I've checked a voicemail in years. |
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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM Author: Hairless Faggotry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43183889) |
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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM Author: Hairless Faggotry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43183888) |
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Date: August 22nd, 2021 2:18 AM Author: Hairless Faggotry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#42989440) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:18 PM Author: Hairless Faggotry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43053100) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM Author: Galvanic Overrated Dingle Berry It was in my parents' bedroom. I would distinctly remember coming home from a weekend away, and all of us would crowd into their room as they played the messages. 180 family nostalgia. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43053111) |
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Date: September 13th, 2021 12:42 AM Author: Hairless Faggotry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43106521) |
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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:06 AM Author: Hairless Faggotry This poast blew my mind, not flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43107001) |
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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:07 AM Author: Hairless Faggotry As in, an honest-to-goodness Proustian portal to the past, pure wholesomeness on all levels, my friend. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43107002) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM Author: wine lay sneaky criminal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43174759) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 7:48 PM Author: Hairless Faggotry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43177601) |
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Date: September 16th, 2021 4:43 AM Author: Hairless Faggotry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43124696) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 5:03 AM Author: Hairless Faggotry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43174542) |
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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:02 AM Author: Hairless Faggotry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43194577) |
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Date: October 7th, 2021 11:32 PM Author: Hairless Faggotry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43239492) |
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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:29 PM Author: glittery amber internal respiration [your dad, hoping he can lunge for the button before you or your mom] (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43288116) |
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Date: October 19th, 2021 10:54 PM Author: Hairless Faggotry 😂😂😂 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43299359) |
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Date: October 24th, 2021 8:55 PM Author: Hairless Faggotry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43324612) |
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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:14 PM Author: Hairless Faggotry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43514420) |
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Date: August 19th, 2025 11:21 AM Author: Galvanic Overrated Dingle Berry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49196901) |
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Date: August 20th, 2025 11:21 PM Author: Hairless Faggotry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49199590) |
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Date: August 21st, 2025 10:37 AM Author: Galvanic Overrated Dingle Berry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49200263) |
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Date: August 21st, 2025 1:49 PM Author: Hairless Faggotry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49200780) |
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Date: October 24th, 2025 7:11 PM Author: Hairless Faggotry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49372624) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM Author: Hairless Faggotry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49375825) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM Author: Hairless Faggotry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49375827) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM Author: Hairless Faggotry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49375828) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:13 PM Author: Hairless Faggotry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49375830) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:18 PM Author: mahogany talented dopamine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49375842) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM Author: Hairless Faggotry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49376322) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:25 PM Author: Arousing organic girlfriend *is young biglaw associate who went camping over the weekend* *checks work voicemail at 6 am Monday* "You have ... 24 ... new voicemails." |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM Author: Hairless Faggotry Okay, I lol'd (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49376324) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:26 PM Author: Arousing organic girlfriend *listens to caller's 5-7 minute rambling voicemail about important matter that finishes with, "anyway, please call me ASAP at [recites number in slurring voice at breakneck speed]"* *sighs*
*hits 'repeat voicemail' button* |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:29 PM Author: Hairless Faggotry On the bright side, 5-7 minute rambling to make sense of against all odds - and even endlessly repeatable once in a while due to its "180"ness - is mystically similar, in a certain sense, to his other time consuming interest outside the modern white collar services professions, mysteriously known as: "ZoZo" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49376409) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM Author: Arousing organic girlfriend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49376411) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM Author: Hairless Faggotry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49376412) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:31 PM Author: Hairless Faggotry I really like it here in case I didn't make that clear, my genuinely witty and insightful pumo brother in arms (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49376414) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:36 PM Author: Arousing organic girlfriend o it's clear brother.
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:37 PM Author: Hairless Faggotry <3<3<3
Gorgeous noblesse oblige on your part, which I had a feeling about given your sense of humor, unironically :-) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:29 PM Author: Matthias of Redwall Did Nothing Wrong #Cornflower (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49639794) |