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Post ITT and I will assign you a wife from Bard College's women soccer roster

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Give me a chick with a thick ass but not overweight.
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I mean sure, why not. Prob comes from $
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any relation to bob saccamano?
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not the toilet wrecker?
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FYI, her father is a Guatemalan janitor
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Every one of these women has 10x my T levels
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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:12 AM
Author: Provocative milky dysfunction



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:12 AM
Author: Citrine lascivious azn knife

Give me a chick with a thick ass but not overweight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43744474)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:13 AM
Author: Provocative milky dysfunction

Charlotte is excited to meet you. She's from NH and enjoys snowmobiling. She wants to homeschool kids

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/charlotte-sckaal/5443

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43744477)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:17 AM
Author: Citrine lascivious azn knife

I'm really going to regret locking her down in like 2 yrs. I can see us living in a double wide trailer.

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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:14 AM
Author: Maize demanding trump supporter pozpig



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:15 AM
Author: Provocative milky dysfunction

Sam is high-T and was a little slutty in HS. She will be faithful if you give her sex 5x per week

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/sam-finn/5442

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43744480)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:30 AM
Author: Maize demanding trump supporter pozpig

180

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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:07 AM
Author: Crystalline Locus Crotch

definitely does anal

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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:30 PM
Author: soggy dilemma



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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:23 PM
Author: Very Tactful Light Partner Public Bath

Maybe best in thread

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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:17 AM
Author: boyish orchid macaca digit ratio



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:18 AM
Author: Provocative milky dysfunction

Claire really hopes you guys can settle in Orange County, CA. She grew up going to Disneyland after high school.

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/claire-peet/5428

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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:25 AM
Author: boyish orchid macaca digit ratio

I mean sure, why not. Prob comes from $

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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:39 AM
Author: beady-eyed autistic cuckold point

I would hope my sons get her alpha jawline instead of my lawyer's chin

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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:42 AM
Author: federal weed whacker



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:07 AM
Author: Crystalline Locus Crotch



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Date: January 7th, 2022 10:11 AM
Author: boyish orchid macaca digit ratio

mods

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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:54 AM
Author: overrated fanboi plaza



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:20 PM
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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:30 AM
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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:31 AM
Author: Provocative milky dysfunction

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/rylee-barber/5420

Rylee is an island girl, a Mormon, and believe it or not a virgin. She wants a large family and really wants you to consider joining the church

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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:30 AM
Author: Frum Stage Tattoo



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:33 AM
Author: Provocative milky dysfunction

Gillian is from MFH, uses they/them, and is president of the college's NARAL chapter

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/gillian-randall/5430

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43744501)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:35 AM
Author: Frum Stage Tattoo

LMAO 180

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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:35 AM
Author: Lake set



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:38 AM
Author: federal weed whacker



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:40 AM
Author: Cocky Resort

lol pwned

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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:58 AM
Author: mint liquid oxygen



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:15 PM
Author: Frum Stage Tattoo

hey, that's my bard wife you're talking about

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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:08 AM
Author: Crystalline Locus Crotch

impressive Adams Apple

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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:14 PM
Author: frisky theater



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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:22 PM
Author: Very Tactful Light Partner Public Bath

lol

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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:25 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Telephone

RIP, Doctor.

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Date: January 8th, 2022 11:14 AM
Author: Frum Stage Tattoo



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:32 AM
Author: federal weed whacker

Give me a dark haired qween

Never mind I claimed her from the waivers

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/aidan-athanasio/5419

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43744500)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:34 AM
Author: Provocative milky dysfunction

Sorry, can't pick your own. Mae is an Oklahoman and was deeply impacted by BLM. She wants a just world. She will madly adore you and if you live close to her family, weekend cookouts are 180. Her father Jospeh always has a cold beer waiting for you and calls out, "Get my son a plate!"

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/mae-redmond/5431

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43744502)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:34 AM
Author: federal weed whacker

No no no no no I disavow

I want this one

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/aidan-athanasio/5419

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43744503)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:41 AM
Author: beady-eyed autistic cuckold point

ungh, LI guidette

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43744525)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:51 AM
Author: federal weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43744550)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:39 AM
Author: Citrine lascivious azn knife

Greens | Pulled Pork | Corn bread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43744689)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:37 AM
Author: Racy metal orchestra pit factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43744507)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:38 AM
Author: Provocative milky dysfunction

From a small town in Idaho, Sage wants to see the world. She doesnt see kids in her future for some time, but her family owns 400 acres back home, and her dad is hoping you can tame his daughter and will give you a ranch

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/sage-saccomanno/5433

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43744509)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:39 AM
Author: federal weed whacker

any relation to bob saccamano?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43744514)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:42 AM
Author: beady-eyed autistic cuckold point

She's had a distinguished collegiate career:

2021: Sage suffered a season-ending injury during preseason training ... Liberty League All-Academic.

2020: The season was lost to the COVID-19 pandemic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43744530)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:43 AM
Author: Racy metal orchestra pit factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43744531)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:38 AM
Author: ultramarine kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43744512)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:40 AM
Author: Provocative milky dysfunction

Emma is Bangladeshi. Youre the first white man she's kissed.

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/emma-tilley/5435

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43744518)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:40 AM
Author: ultramarine kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43744521)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:42 AM
Author: Racy metal orchestra pit factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43744529)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:12 AM
Author: Crystalline Locus Crotch

174

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43744621)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:57 AM
Author: overrated fanboi plaza

Chad dad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43745354)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:40 AM
Author: Fighting newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43744519)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:42 AM
Author: Provocative milky dysfunction

Waleska is from Guayacil. She came to the US on the soccer scholarship and is disgusted by american girls. On your first meeting, she dishes non-stop on how masculine and crazy her teammates are, calling them "lesbians" and "feminists". She is eager to cook for you

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/waleska-brito/5441

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43744527)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:43 AM
Author: Racy metal orchestra pit factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43744532)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:44 AM
Author: Fighting newt

hhnngghh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43744537)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:58 AM
Author: mint liquid oxygen

Fuck, man. Why did a pumo get her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43744574)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:23 PM
Author: turquoise bateful depressive market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43745911)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:23 PM
Author: Curious indian lodge dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43745919)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:24 PM
Author: White hairy legs roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43745929)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:59 AM
Author: vibrant angry cruise ship masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43744577)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:10 AM
Author: Crystalline Locus Crotch

180 billion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43744614)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:21 PM
Author: Curious indian lodge dopamine

i want her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43745898)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:27 PM
Author: Very Tactful Light Partner Public Bath

Best in thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43748618)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:48 AM
Author: charcoal juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43744544)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:50 AM
Author: Provocative milky dysfunction

Seymone tells you upfront that youre not being jewish is going to be a problem. Her dad works in finance and you will probably be offered a job and salary commensurate with his daughter's lifestyle

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/seymone-rosenberg/5438

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43744549)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:58 AM
Author: Olive razzle hall

need James Joyce jr in here asap

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43744570)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:11 AM
Author: Crystalline Locus Crotch

Her mother, Xiomijudong, is a piano instructor born in the Fuijan Province to rice farmers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43744620)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:41 AM
Author: Citrine lascivious azn knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43744690)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 10:24 AM
Author: hyperactive pearl office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43744814)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:23 PM
Author: turquoise bateful depressive market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43745914)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:23 PM
Author: Curious indian lodge dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43745915)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:23 PM
Author: White hairy legs roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43745916)



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Date: January 8th, 2022 1:25 AM
Author: Tantric jewess

irl lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43748871)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:52 AM
Author: vibrant angry cruise ship masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43744553)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:54 AM
Author: Provocative milky dysfunction

A dutch grad student, Abigail is notorious among her teammates for stinking up the team bus with her gas. She's playful when drunk and currently has a suspended license

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/abigail-stanley/5439

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43744557)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:56 AM
Author: vibrant angry cruise ship masturbator

Im done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43744565)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:59 AM
Author: ultramarine kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43744578)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:09 AM
Author: Crystalline Locus Crotch

not the toilet wrecker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43744612)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:10 AM
Author: Sepia mexican degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43744615)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:41 AM
Author: Citrine lascivious azn knife

Holy shit. Nonstop dutch ovens

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43744691)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 4:06 PM
Author: soggy dilemma

https://media-cldnry.s-nbcnews.com/image/upload/newscms/2019_34/1474486/patrick-renna-sandlot-today-main-190822.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43746874)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:27 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43748617)



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Date: January 9th, 2022 10:16 PM
Author: blathering wonderful brunch

literal lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43757032)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:00 AM
Author: Ebony deranged trailer park mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43744581)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:03 AM
Author: Provocative milky dysfunction

The first thing Emma asks you is if you are a Steelers fan. She is high-energy, flirty, and has a bright smile. "I bet you have a lot of stories," she says coyly. "Tell me."

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/emma-lapenta/5427

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43744589)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:09 AM
Author: Crystalline Locus Crotch

FYI, her father is a Guatemalan janitor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43744611)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:59 AM
Author: Passionate hominid stead

In Lemoyne, PA, that is highly likely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43744728)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:06 AM
Author: Crystalline Locus Crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43744598)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:12 AM
Author: Provocative milky dysfunction

The first thing Chrissy says is "Thank God youre white! Is that racist of me?" She follows Bard's social codes very closely, but feels stifled. She loves that youre older and appears a little clingy

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/chrissy-gildersleeve/5425

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43744622)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:20 AM
Author: Crystalline Locus Crotch

Chrissy's dad, a NYPD cop who retired at 45 with a full pension, slaps you on the shoulder when he meets you. Tells you to have fun with his daugter but to avoid going out in Kingston, as the "Kamala Diversity Mob" has made it "into a jungle for animals."

Her mom, a 2nd grade teacher for Duchess County Public Schools, gives you a tight lipped grin. She will not say it, but after the parade of Darnell's, Jose's, and Manuel's her daughter brought in during HS, she is silently hopeful that Chrissy's finally turned the corner

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43744641)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:22 AM
Author: Provocative milky dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43744650)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:33 AM
Author: Obsidian Contagious Range Antidepressant Drug

2021: Chrissy suffered a season-ending injury during Bard's opening game.

2020: The season was lost to the COVID-19 pandemic.

2019: Chrissy played and started in five games her freshman year ... recorded one shot on goal in 437 minutes of action.

I don't get it. Do they do this to humiliate them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43744674)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:28 PM
Author: crusty blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43748621)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:10 AM
Author: Sepia mexican degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43744617)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:14 AM
Author: Provocative milky dysfunction

Abby is a star on the team, even though she only weighs 96 lbs. During your first meeting, she describes her passion for gymnastics, talks trash about Simone Biles and the US team, and tells you she is "like super super flexible"

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/abby-frazier/5424

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43744630)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:20 AM
Author: Crystalline Locus Crotch

quarter gook?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43744644)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:23 AM
Author: Provocative milky dysfunction

Mawmaw was indigenous -- "Chakeipi" tribe, she tells you. You google it and its the name of a river

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43744652)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 10:01 AM
Author: Crystalline Locus Crotch

so she can barely read without moving her lips, when she's sober?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43744735)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:36 AM
Author: Olive razzle hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43744678)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:50 AM
Author: Provocative milky dysfunction

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/senowa-leverentz/5444

Senowa is 17, having skipped 6th grade. She heard Abby described as the best first year player and was furious. She asks you if you would attend the HS graduation back at Minneapolis with her so she can watch friends graduate. She will wear a USWNT mask.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43744710)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 10:25 AM
Author: Olive razzle hall

unnghhhh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43744822)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:24 PM
Author: turquoise bateful depressive market

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43745924)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 10:05 AM
Author: Passionate hominid stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43744744)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 10:07 AM
Author: Provocative milky dysfunction

The first thing you notice about Kylie is the nose piercing. She's quiet, she posts on IG a lot. She dreams of being a professional athlete, though you don't see it happening. She has an uncle you may have heard of, named Brady.

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/kylie-quinn/5429

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43744747)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 10:10 AM
Author: Passionate hominid stead

I sit Kylie down, smack the cottage cheese on her legs, and say, "With a face like yours, you can't afford the flab, babe." It's tough love, but she knows I'm looking out for her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43744758)



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Date: January 9th, 2022 10:21 PM
Author: blathering wonderful brunch

She’s got some varicose vein action or something going on there too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43757053)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 10:09 AM
Author: Mewling coral church pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43744752)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 10:10 AM
Author: Provocative milky dysfunction

Aidan pulls you by the wrist to the car and gives you a blowjob during your first meeting. She doesn't talk much after that, but you hear another girl ask her if she has told "Anthony" about the arranged marriage.

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/aidan-athanasio/5419

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43744759)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 10:14 AM
Author: Mewling coral church pistol

1800000. She'll give me half a dozen Greek-Orthodox children to carry on my name!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43744770)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:31 AM
Author: federal weed whacker

you dirty fuck. she is already dating me (see change above). you have to assign him a new one oe he can have the one that you allege i have

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43745194)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 12:05 PM
Author: Provocative milky dysfunction

An algo makes the assignments, I just facilitate this.

You can negotiate a trade if the other poster is willing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43745409)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 12:09 PM
Author: Mewling coral church pistol

I'm not letting anyone else touch Aidan. She already broke up with Anthony.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43745440)



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Date: January 8th, 2022 11:16 AM
Author: federal weed whacker

It's OK she will continue to bang me weekly while she gives you once a month missionary

ljl have fun cuck enjoy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43749718)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:26 PM
Author: turquoise bateful depressive market

wonder how long her pubic hair is?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43745953)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 10:20 AM
Author: Concupiscible twinkling school cafeteria

Every one of these women has 10x my T levels

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43744786)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 10:28 AM
Author: Provocative milky dysfunction

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/katherine-ritter/5432

Katherine is 6'1" and self-conscious about this. It's pushed her into a lot of feminist attitude and grrl power politics. When you meet her parents, however, you realize she comes from a very different background, and her sister confides in you, "Katherine just really wants a man to boss her around."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43744838)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 10:46 AM
Author: Concupiscible twinkling school cafeteria

That's a 50yo man with hippie hair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43744956)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 12:09 PM
Author: Provocative milky dysfunction

"Im from Flushing," she says aggressively.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43745438)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:12 PM
Author: frisky theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43745839)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:25 PM
Author: turquoise bateful depressive market

she'll have to stand up straight before she can learn to kneel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43745932)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:29 AM
Author: Smoky affirmative action church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43745189)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:52 AM
Author: Provocative milky dysfunction

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/emma-kuntz/5426

She pronounces it kuntz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43745316)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 12:00 PM
Author: Smoky affirmative action church building

Hon hon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43745373)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:59 AM
Author: navy crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43745364)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 12:01 PM
Author: Provocative milky dysfunction

Maggie is an absolute dynamo in the sack. Shes only had 3 partners, but grew up watching porn and is down for everything. Highly into social media. She is called "Wolfie" on campus and you sense there is a story there bigger than her name.

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/margaret-wolff/5437

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43745377)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 12:04 PM
Author: navy crackhouse

Ungh. Gotta love it. A mousey girl cursed with living up to her last name.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43745400)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 4:52 PM
Author: Passionate hominid stead

High school: Bush.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43747101)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:59 AM
Author: mauve gas station

18000 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43745367)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 12:00 PM
Author: Passionate hominid stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43745370)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 12:03 PM
Author: Provocative milky dysfunction

Maddy is from the FL keys and is very laid back. She smokes weed daily and is barefoot when you meet her. She tells you, "I know this arranged marriage thing is awkward, so we can take it slow. Its cool if you want to date other girls. I dont really want to date anyone else, but lets just be honest about whatever."

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/madeline-chilton/5421

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43745393)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:09 PM
Author: mauve gas station

Holy fuck scroe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43745806)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:22 PM
Author: turquoise bateful depressive market

*You start to rethink this whole marriage thing in the early morning light, as the sun's rays streak in revealing the pockmarks and sundamage already too visibly evident*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43745906)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:23 PM
Author: mauve gas station

Fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43745917)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 12:04 PM
Author: Cream Messiness

I just want someone Asian.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43745403)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 12:08 PM
Author: Provocative milky dysfunction

Emilia wants to go into politics. She interned for Sen Chris Murphy last year (D. Con) and really liked DC. She asks how you feel about crepes, whether you like them. You ask "Crepes?" and she just nods.

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/emilia-vella/5436

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43745427)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 12:14 PM
Author: Cream Messiness

She just doesn't get enough minutes on the field. I'm concerned for her career in professional sports.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43745468)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 12:17 PM
Author: beady-eyed autistic cuckold point

Named to the James Joyce Jr All-Conference team

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43745483)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:10 PM
Author: frisky theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43745816)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:18 PM
Author: Provocative milky dysfunction

Holy shit. Haley left the meeting quickly

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/haley-andrews/5440

Im sorry Captttain. We are looking into what happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43745882)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:25 PM
Author: frisky theater

I'm done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43745935)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:13 PM
Author: White hairy legs roast beef

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43745845)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:20 PM
Author: Provocative milky dysfunction

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/claire-dickson/5422

Claire is very business-like and immediately speaks to you about using a hyphenated last name. "I guess Ill always be a Dickson," she says.

She pulls a document out of a backpack and you see dozens of bullet-points

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43745892)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:22 PM
Author: White hairy legs roast beef

jfc 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43745903)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:27 PM
Author: mauve gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43745960)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:26 PM
Author: Very Tactful Light Partner Public Bath

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43748613)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:17 PM
Author: Idiotic sable abode

Would like to give one of these girls the ol’ Fauci ouchie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43745868)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:22 PM
Author: Provocative milky dysfunction

Felicia has several tattoos and asks if you have any. "Ill show you them all later," she says. She can't quite believe you dont have any. "Not even a piercing?" she says, uncrossing her legs.

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/felicia-flores/5423

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43745908)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:19 PM
Author: turquoise bateful depressive market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43745886)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:25 PM
Author: Provocative milky dysfunction

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/allie-sahargun/5434

Allie is one of only 17 members of Bard's "Young Life" Christian students club. She attends non-denominational church off campus and misses the west coast. "The ocean makes me feel alive," she confesses. She's excited to bring you to California and tells you privately that her father is the most prestigious member of their golf and tennis club.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43745944)



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Date: January 9th, 2022 10:26 PM
Author: blathering wonderful brunch

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43757079)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:22 PM
Author: Curious indian lodge dopamine

God's work ITT. Imagine this thread going viral and making it to MSM.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43745902)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:24 PM
Author: White hairy legs roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43745921)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:27 PM
Author: mauve gas station

Imagine all the Bard law teens crawling over this bort loookkg for their dream middle aged lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43745958)



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:58 AM
Author: Tantric jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43759006)



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Date: December 4th, 2024 9:28 AM
Author: aromatic fuchsia hissy fit base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#48409476)



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Date: December 4th, 2024 9:32 AM
Author: Odious chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#48409492)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 4:58 PM
Author: Maize demanding trump supporter pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43747150)



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Date: January 8th, 2022 12:00 AM
Author: hairraiser nubile casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43748717)



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Date: January 9th, 2022 8:56 PM
Author: Adventurous hospital cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43756643)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:23 PM
Author: cerebral wild sandwich shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43745913)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:29 PM
Author: Provocative milky dysfunction

The team snap chat was so enthused about these marriages that an alumna contacted us. She's no longer with the program, but hopes you would still consider her.

Val is disenchanted with online dating and the dating scene in general. She wants to be someone's wife and a stay at home mom. She's hoping for boys and would start them on martial arts at a young age

"Do I pass?" she says, turning a circle in front of you

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/val-thomson/3568



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43745975)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:46 PM
Author: Big Slippery Station Coldplay Fan

BEST IN SHOW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43746095)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 6:47 PM
Author: Provocative milky dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43747570)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 4:09 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good Organic Girlfriend

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43746886)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 4:20 PM
Author: Provocative milky dysfunction

Word spreads quickly around a pastoral campus, and members of other teams have jockeyed to be matched with poasters.

Ryan is a Chem major who made Deans List four years running. She hails from the islands and feels very far from home on the mainland, surrounded by Anglo culture. She's eager to improve her Japanese

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-volleyball/roster/ryan-lum/5494

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43746938)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 4:28 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good Organic Girlfriend

barfed in mouth. seriously? were there no better ones?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43746967)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 4:10 PM
Author: arrogant corner

this is such a 180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43746893)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 4:25 PM
Author: Provocative milky dysfunction

Meherin insists on you first meeting with her father and brothers in Dhaka, a beautiful city of 21 million

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-squash/roster/meherin-hossain/5598

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43746957)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 4:30 PM
Author: arrogant corner

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43746975)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 4:52 PM
Author: mauve gas station

pwnmed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43747108)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 5:25 PM
Author: Floppy Mediation Sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43747303)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 7:24 PM
Author: Multi-colored Locale

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43747683)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:23 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43748603)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:24 PM
Author: Very Tactful Light Partner Public Bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43748605)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:33 PM
Author: Onyx magical sound barrier

Historically important thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43748634)



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Date: February 23rd, 2022 5:45 PM
Author: Provocative milky dysfunction

Ty

I created this moniker 1/1 and was happy to start the year strong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#44018021)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:49 PM
Author: Stimulating buff heaven philosopher-king

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43748684)



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Date: January 8th, 2022 11:14 AM
Author: Galvanic property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43749713)



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Date: January 9th, 2022 8:40 PM
Author: Very Tactful Light Partner Public Bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43756577)



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Date: January 9th, 2022 10:09 PM
Author: blathering wonderful brunch

Want!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43757002)



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Date: January 12th, 2022 9:25 PM
Author: Very Tactful Light Partner Public Bath

Where's my fucking wife

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#43774720)



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Date: July 15th, 2022 1:40 PM
Author: Provocative milky dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#44856238)



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Date: July 15th, 2022 2:36 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good Organic Girlfriend

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#44856503)



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Date: December 19th, 2022 1:37 PM
Author: Provocative milky dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#45656304)



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Date: December 4th, 2024 8:38 AM
Author: Big Slippery Station Coldplay Fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#48409318)



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Date: December 4th, 2024 9:28 AM
Author: aromatic fuchsia hissy fit base

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#48409477)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 7:37 AM
Author: cell phones



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49693767)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 7:38 AM
Author: Royce da 5'9 ((zurich is stained))



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49693770)