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Hypo: 1 million cash but you have to talk like nyuug for 1 month
| Umber Den Immigrant | 09/10/24 |
| wonderful bonkers resort | 09/10/24 |
| Umber Den Immigrant | 09/10/24 |
| wonderful bonkers resort | 09/10/24 |
| misunderstood cyan police squad | 09/10/24 |
| misunderstood cyan police squad | 09/10/24 |
| Concupiscible Space Antidepressant Drug | 09/10/24 |
| misunderstood cyan police squad | 09/10/24 |
| Umber Den Immigrant | 09/10/24 |
| misunderstood cyan police squad | 09/10/24 |
| Umber Den Immigrant | 09/10/24 |
| wonderful bonkers resort | 09/10/24 |
| Silver insane pozpig | 09/10/24 |
| chartreuse aggressive private investor brunch | 09/10/24 |
| wonderful bonkers resort | 09/10/24 |
| Emerald lettuce | 09/10/24 |
| underhanded round eye | 09/10/24 |
| Umber Den Immigrant | 09/10/24 |
| Judgmental Brilliant Set Organic Girlfriend | 10/22/24 |
| misunderstood cyan police squad | 09/10/24 |
| hairraiser amber location cuckold | 11/26/24 |
| '"'''"'''"""" | 03/12/26 |
| Cerise mental disorder marketing idea | 10/07/24 |
| Cerise mental disorder marketing idea | 10/22/24 |
| Curious bossy karate jewess | 10/23/24 |
| Umber Den Immigrant | 10/23/24 |
| Brindle crawly school yarmulke | 11/26/24 |
| titillating alcoholic legend jew | 10/23/24 |
| Amerika's Gutter Trash | 03/12/26 |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:03 AM Author: Umber Den Immigrant You have to address everyone in your life as 'fucktarded cumskins' and use the word 'lollercaust'. If you impress the judges at the end of the month you get 1MM tax free. It is does not count towards your annual income. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#48068690) |
Date: September 10th, 2024 12:05 AM Author: wonderful bonkers resort 1MM is not a lot of money to have everyone in your life think you're a full retard for the rest of your life. Can I spend that month in Bali or somewhere where nobody knows me? |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:06 AM Author: Umber Den Immigrant No you have to interact with your employer and family like normal. After the month is over you can use any excuse you want to explain what happened, but during it you can't make any attempt to explain your personality change. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#48068705) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:10 AM Author: wonderful bonkers resort in that case pass I would lose much more in lifetime income alone from everyone assuming I had had a stroke and firing me not to mention the irreparable damage to the relationships with my family and the people who matter to me, they would never be the same again, there would be no plausible way to explain such behavior to normal people |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:13 AM Author: misunderstood cyan police squad LOL I just drafted 3 documents in the past hour (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#48068729) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:07 AM Author: misunderstood cyan police squad LOLERCAUSTING hard af rn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#48068712) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:19 AM Author: Concupiscible Space Antidepressant Drug Same (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#48068738) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:05 AM Author: misunderstood cyan police squad BANGARANG (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#48068700) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:07 AM Author: Umber Den Immigrant You must say this to many people daily to get the million. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#48068710) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:08 AM Author: misunderstood cyan police squad I talk to like 3-4 distinct humans in any given month
U mad? |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:09 AM Author: Umber Den Immigrant Yeah I'm jelly ngl. Everyone respectable I know has close to 0 irl friends and is in parasocial relationships and does performance art for autistic online lawyers. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#48068720) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:10 AM Author: wonderful bonkers resort (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#48068722) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 7:59 AM Author: Silver insane pozpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#48069177) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:11 AM Author: chartreuse aggressive private investor brunch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#48068723) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:13 AM Author: wonderful bonkers resort I just don't see how it can be explained to real normal people
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Date: September 10th, 2024 6:08 PM Author: Emerald lettuce Brain worm, tumor, etc (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#48071493) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:14 AM Author: underhanded round eye Who do I write the check out to (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#48068731) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:23 AM Author: Umber Den Immigrant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#48068751) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2024 7:25 PM Author: Judgmental Brilliant Set Organic Girlfriend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#48228378) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 6:07 PM Author: misunderstood cyan police squad lollercausting HARD ITT (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#48071488) |
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Date: November 26th, 2024 4:23 AM Author: hairraiser amber location cuckold (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#48382217) |
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Date: March 12th, 2026 4:41 AM Author: '"'''"'''"""" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49736582) |
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Date: October 7th, 2024 1:51 AM Author: Cerise mental disorder marketing idea (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#48171633) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2024 7:10 PM Author: Cerise mental disorder marketing idea (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#48228319) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2024 1:00 PM Author: Curious bossy karate jewess Done. I stage an accident in which I "suffer a head injury" after which this is a symptom of my brain damage. Before this, I make explicitly clear to my wife that no matter the symptoms, she is to refuse all medical interventions on my behalf because I've seen in a vision that I will have this accident, recover after a month, and we will be $1mm richer.
She sequesters me at home to recover from my "injury" and after a month I return to normal.
When asked how I recovered, I will credit copious amounts of red meat and vigorous exercise. |
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Date: October 23rd, 2024 1:41 PM Author: Umber Den Immigrant OP here. This would be DQ'd by the judges. Nice try but to get the money you would have to actually walk around in your normal life saying fucktarded cumskins and I lollercaust at you without explanation. No way around it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#48230993) |
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Date: November 26th, 2024 5:32 AM Author: Brindle crawly school yarmulke The judges thing is the dumbest part of this hypo. Basically they won’t be satisfied unless I have caused serious damage to my life for $1M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#48382253) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2024 8:01 PM Author: titillating alcoholic legend jew 1800000 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#48232575) |
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Date: March 12th, 2026 4:41 AM Author: Amerika's Gutter Trash (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49736580) |