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Your wife falls off a cruise ship. Do you jump in?

Or did you push her off?
Autistic giraffe
  07/06/25
I'm improvising soccer-style chants in support of the ocean.
Godawful deep church building incel
  07/06/25
underrated
Stubborn aromatic heaven famous landscape painting
  07/06/25
THIS.
Offensive dilemma really tough guy
  07/06/25
Gotta jump in after I push her off, for the optics and all. ...
Duck-like bistre friendly grandma
  07/06/25
Lol
Yapping orchestra pit fortuitous meteor
  07/06/25
lmao, even.
iridescent kitchen filthpig
  07/06/25
In fact, lmfao
excitant orange french chef
  07/06/25
...
Autistic giraffe
  07/06/25
...
iridescent kitchen filthpig
  07/06/25
jump right in TO MY NEW LIFE AMIRIGHT?!?!
Nudist bat-shit-crazy site
  07/06/25
Of course
Flickering silver property
  07/06/25
Now assume she has no crack or fentanyl on her
Vibrant mexican center
  07/06/25
I'm an extremely strong swimmer
Flickering silver property
  07/06/25
is it the whole stash we brought onboard or is there some le...
iridescent kitchen filthpig
  07/06/25
No
Splenetic dopamine
  07/06/25
*you see her smiling waving at you one floor below as you hu...
Opaque Gas Station Therapy
  07/06/25
you have to grab a flotation device and make sure someone kn...
bossy trust fund
  07/06/25
You grab all the floatation devices in sight and hide them
Vibrant mexican center
  07/06/25
fair. can't say i'd hide them all, but my wife deserves most...
bossy trust fund
  07/06/25
okay, I lol’d
French passionate house
  07/06/25
...
razzle-dazzle ceo
  07/07/25
No, can’t risk my kids growing up without both parents...
Judgmental Space Psychic
  07/06/25
Tell is about her perky tits.
excitant orange french chef
  07/06/25
noble
bossy trust fund
  07/06/25
...
razzle-dazzle ceo
  07/07/25
...
Trip wine preventive strike
  07/07/25
...
Judgmental Space Psychic
  07/07/25
...
Aspie Pickup Line
  03/06/26
...
Team Golden Retriever
  03/06/26


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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Autistic giraffe

Or did you push her off?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49076357)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: Godawful deep church building incel

I'm improvising soccer-style chants in support of the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49076363)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:51 PM
Author: Stubborn aromatic heaven famous landscape painting

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49077584)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: Offensive dilemma really tough guy

THIS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49077770)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:19 PM
Author: Duck-like bistre friendly grandma

Gotta jump in after I push her off, for the optics and all. Need to hold her under the water to ensure the job is done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49076369)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:19 PM
Author: Yapping orchestra pit fortuitous meteor

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49076371)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:21 PM
Author: iridescent kitchen filthpig

lmao, even.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49076383)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: excitant orange french chef

In fact, lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49076423)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:40 PM
Author: Autistic giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49076444)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: iridescent kitchen filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49076908)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: Nudist bat-shit-crazy site

jump right in TO MY NEW LIFE AMIRIGHT?!?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49076452)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: Flickering silver property

Of course

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49076912)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: Vibrant mexican center

Now assume she has no crack or fentanyl on her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49077046)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:23 PM
Author: Flickering silver property

I'm an extremely strong swimmer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49077051)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: iridescent kitchen filthpig

is it the whole stash we brought onboard or is there some left back in our…well, i guess, my…room?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49077765)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 5:33 PM
Author: Splenetic dopamine

No

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49076917)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: Opaque Gas Station Therapy

*you see her smiling waving at you one floor below as you hurl yourself off into the pitch black sea*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49076919)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: bossy trust fund

you have to grab a flotation device and make sure someone knows you jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49076931)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:24 PM
Author: Vibrant mexican center

You grab all the floatation devices in sight and hide them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49077053)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:14 PM
Author: bossy trust fund

fair. can't say i'd hide them all, but my wife deserves most to be hidden on most jumps

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49077532)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: French passionate house

okay, I lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49077534)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:03 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49077969)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:54 PM
Author: Judgmental Space Psychic

No, can’t risk my kids growing up without both parents. They’ll be much better off with their dad and their new mom (she’s 19).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49077591)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:56 PM
Author: excitant orange french chef

Tell is about her perky tits.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49077594)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:56 PM
Author: bossy trust fund

noble

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49077595)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49077971)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:40 AM
Author: Trip wine preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49078765)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 2:55 PM
Author: Judgmental Space Psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49079489)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 12:20 PM
Author: Aspie Pickup Line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49720968)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 12:24 PM
Author: Team Golden Retriever



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310751#49720978)